I would up vote you but you failed your own intelligence test. Double fail.
1374 posts • joined 9 Jan 2012
Re: Google Translate? It's actually useful/usable if you know what you're doing
No its utter crap. I regualrly use it to 'translate' German and Italian. It puts words in the wrong order, often says the opposite of what the original lanuage says and for some stupid reason translates people's names. Sometimes you need a degree in translating the output of Google Translate to make any sense of it.
Re: What should have been looked at
I recall the original Terminator talking quite a lot so he used and must have understood human language. Ok I don't remember him translating any Czech but if he'd used Google Translate for it he'd have been looking for Des O'Connor not Sarah.
Re: Free country?
Phases? Only if the current phase has lasted at least 70 years.
The cursor keys still work to navigate the start menu in Windows 7 and indeed in 10 (I have no idea if they did in 8 and don't have a machine to test). Don't know where you got the idea that MS removed that capability.
Google's holier than thou security researchers, who love to publish unpatched flaws in other's products, should shut their hypocritical dick holes and get to work fixing their own god damn products.
Re: It's a Cluster F**K !
I was just about to suggest a clusterfuck of flaws myself.
Re: Good thinking, Advertisers
I bought two last week. They're very tasty with roast potatoes and gravy.
no picnic turning a quid online
Aww is El Reg worried about the 9 trackers on the article page?
I already have them blocked. How about serving some ads without the creepy stalker tech?
More room and chance of passes than in real F1.
Why is this news?
I spoke to a British female astronaught on the Shuttle using ham radio from my bedroom around 1990 (sorry don't remember the date or her name). I was 17 years old. I should have a tape of the conversation somewhere.
you do need a G+ account
I would love to beta test the new Reg Android app and as a developer I can probably help more than most but I will not join Google+ (or FB, etc) for anyone. You have your own forums you can use for feedback so why ignore them and insist on being assimilated by Google?
Oh and while we're talking about apps, your Win8 / Metro / WinRT / whatever we're supposed to call them now app sucks bear balls.
You can already watch the entirety of Blake's 7 and the rather good three part documentary about the series on YouTube for free. It isn't even hard to find.
You can't change the way you type
Actually you can, there's even a whole industry that teaches people to change the way they type.
"What if it gives dosing information to a patient? What if it tells a plane what altitude to climb to?"
Not to downplay the severity of this bug but no one in the medical or aerospace industries will be using a version of .Net released last week in a production environment. And, in any industry this should show up in testing because you should be testing release builds, not just debug builds.
Re: There's also the Fligt Simulator franchise shutdown, and the utterly "Flight" failure...
Yeah but pissing off a few dozen flight sim nuts doesn't cost $ beeeeelions.
Lies, statistics and people who just can't count
"Two years on from the launch of David Cameron's smut filter... two offenders are being convicted every day... 100 criminal cases taken to court, which saw 101 offenders imprisoned"
101 in 2 years? That's less than 1 per week, or a 30th of what the NSPCC are claiming.
But hey why tell the truth when its FOR THE FREAKING CHILDREN!!!!
Re: Outlook for Phones
Lotus Notes... a perverse database application platform used to torture users and IT staff and occasionally to send email.
Total Inability To Provide Usual Purchases
Should be 'Total Inability To Supply Usual Purchases'
Re: Slanted much?
How many successful launches has the SLS had?
How many failures did the shuttle it is based on have?
I wouldn't be crowing about failures if I was ULA.
Re: "But if viewers wanted extras, they’d need to pay. "
You sir are an idiot.
"My telly died last year but I still pay for the license... because it isn't so great an amount to pay for what we currently get."
You have no TV so you get nothing. You are happy to pay a fee for nothing!?!?
While you're here I have this cubic foot of air I'd like to sell you...
Re: But... how do you control the cards
Because in the almost 25 year history of Sky they haven't solved all those problems already. Oh no.
Re: Another goddamned appreciation of the late, lamented Bill Hicks
Stuart Lee is just bitter he's never been as funny as Hicks.
Hey we finally found goat boy!
Re: There are rules about taxi services for a reason
But you don't understand... internets and crowdsourcing and... stuff! It means they don't have to follow your outdated laws.
Since the v3 days? Lol. I remember when it was called Pheonix and Firebird.
Re: Chrome sleek and fast, Firefox bloated and slow
And how many tabs did you have open earlier? A lot of these complaints come from people who don't realise FF is remembering the 50 other tabs they closed earlier.
Bugs in the current implementation aside the WiFi feature sounds useful to me. When I'm at home my phone usually sits in the same place in the front room, if I'm in another room I don't always hear notifications or it ring. I would be well outside Bluetooth range so notifications coming to my watch via WiFi would be useful.
It sounds like smartwatches are getting better but they still aren't worth the price to me. Maybe in another year or two if they can improve the battery life.
Have a beer AC. I'm still laughing, especially at the Zucky comment.
"give a device a name - like, say, "kettle" for a smart-socket connected to an electric kettle. So saying "turn on, kettle" into your iPhone would result in your kettle turning on."
Except it won't. The socket the kettle is connected to will turn on but someone will still need to walk into the kitchen to turn the actual kettle on.
Utter bollocks. The 75% of all internet traffic is email is wrong for a start, there is no way the hundreds of bytes each email takes is causing more traffic than Netflix, iPlayer, the various flavours of internet audio and BitTorrent combined. Especially when "experts" also tell us that young people don't use email they use Facebook, WhatsApp, SnapChat, Instagram, etc.
Your 'a few years back' would have to be quite a few for that stat to stand a chance of being accurate.
Re: More Importantly
The NHS are not running an app store. If they were, how would iPhone users install them? The NHS Health Apps Library is a catalog of health related apps with links to the relevant app stores for your hardware.
That said all apps should be properly vetted for correct medical advice and privacy concerns before the NHS recommends them to the general public.
Re: For the nay sayers... @Peter 26
If I was at the scene of an accident, called 999 and they told me to install an app I'd tell them I've done my part, now its their job and hang up. They already do their best to spy on my every move, why would I make that easier for them?
Not to mention your scenario is wrong...
Imagine the future:
You're at the scene of an accident and phone the emergency services. They take the basic details and send you a text message with a link to the apple/play store to install an app. You can't get a reliable data connection due to poor reception and have to try downloading 5 times before the app installs. The app hangs when you open it because it isn't compatible with the current version of iOS / Android. You have to reboot your phone. While all this happens the person on the other side of the line is having to do basic tech support despite having no IT training. The people involved in the accident have now died.
I've always preferred clamshell phones to candy bar, as a form factor it makes much more sense; no danger of pocket dialing, close the phone to end a call, protects the (inner) screen, etc. If someone came out with the smartphone equivalent of my old Razr I would buy it immediately.
Yawn. Wake me up when they have something interesting to sell.
Re: O be still my frightened heart
"moral authority" gave me a damn good laugh too.
The peasants are revolting
Reddit is a crappy forum at best and like all such things success is fleeting. Seems it has had its time and the users will move on to another site soon.
Are Dick, Harry, Sally and Tommy in the film too?
Re: Ever since I was little,
Kids cartoons are crap these days, give me Danger Mouse or Chorlton and the Wheelies any day.
Re: "more adverts"
What's an advert? I don't see them on Netflix.
Re: Apart from sport and a massive news story, nothing needs to be watched live
In 10 - 15 minutes scanning the programme guide you can manage to find anything worth recording? Even enough material that there are clashes? The only TV (live or recorded) I have wached this year was the IoM TT coverage on ITV4. The only BBC programme I've watched this year was a spy drama I watched on iPlayer.
I'd rather watch Netflix.
"However, the question has to be asked: why did Google release such a half-baked app for showtime in the first place?"
Come on Kelly you've been in IT journalism for long enough to know the answer to that question. Everything Google does is a half baked "beta" that may be cancelled at any time and with minimum notice, even services that no longer have the beta tag like GMail.
Why would a tool for security-and-privacy-conscious folk whitelist Google APIs? Google are the third biggest threat to security and privacy on the internet after the NSA and Facebook.
Is it just me or does the word "cum" usually only appear in porn. And why would you cross a scandal mag with CSS?
Re: Do the users of these services care?
Using several VPNs is an easy way to get round Google's search bubble? Lol. Much easier to use Duck Duck Go.
You actually followed the procedures?
When I worked for a number of ISO9001 certified companies in the 90s we told the auditor we followed the procedures and then did whatever was required to get the job done.
In one job I inherited the procedure manual from a previous employee and it was all complete bull. Nothing I did was actually in the manual and nothing in the manual was actually part of my job. The manager was non-technical and didn't have a clue. About 2 weeks after I started we had an auditor visit so I told my manager the manual was up to date and arranged to be off-site visiting clients all day.
"other children were really mean... They would make the sound of the light saber every time they saw me."
How is that being mean? Reminding you that you were in Star Wars is not being mean. As a kid I would have loved that.
Laughing that you will grow up to become Hayden Christensen, now that is mean.
I just don't see the point in these things. If it's cold I turn the heating on, if it gets too warm I turn it off. If I'm not home it stays off because I'm not there to turn it on. Where is the saving going to come from?