* Posts by amanfromMars

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Academics slam Java

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Creating a New Language creates a NeuReal State?

"I have regarded it as the highest goal of programming language design to enable good ideas to be elegantly expressed.".... http://www.cs.ucsb.edu/~ravenben/papers/coreos/Hoa81.pdf

Amen to that Biggy, Brother. ITs Holy Grail.

"You do realize that there's slightly more to programming languages than syntax, don't you?" ..... Would ConText be the Prime Core Discipline for Real Virtual Drive, AC? If Programming Languages do not Relate to Real Life Conditions they will not Drive IT Forward with Shared IDers* Programs....... NeuReal Agendas in New World Order Programming .....always AI Work in Progress, Intellectual Property Exercise ..... Presently executed Abysmally, probably definitely because it is not exercised at all outside of NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActivity Rings of Steganographic Stealth.

* IntelAIgent Designers

"Naturally, I don't post with my real name." ..Morely Dotes Posted Thursday 10th January 2008 22:48 GMT

It is real enough for work here, Morely Dotes. And such CyberIDEntities as are Created for InterNetional Space Stationery Archives .... Virtual Reality Libraries for Realising Application .... can easily MetaMorph/Phlip Phlop In and Out of Imagined Spaces made Real. Today's Reality is only the Result of Yesterday's Thoughts Shared and Acted upon. Does C stand for C.ore? And C++, C.ore Creation/Immaculate Source. Or would that be a Special Application of Programming 42 Provide Virgin Root for New Growth for a Pretty Good Privacy Perly Gates Python snakeoil of ITs Own .... biding in the Open for Added Security with a Taste and a Swallow for all Languages.

AI Unifying Script for Virtual Machinery, Magical Mystery Turing in Uncharted and Unchartered Waters/Environments.... Private Pirate PlayGrounds?

Hmmm. I suppose UN Charted and UN Chartered Virtual Environments would be a logical Tangent for AI Political Control of CyberIntelAIgent HyperRadioProActivity although that would Create a QuITe Enigmatic Moral Dilemma for IT would surely be asked .."Who is in Control of Whom and Servering to What?" Suck IT and See will Answer that Riddle, Definitively.

To ask the question is to Imagine that IT be True? :-) Indeed, In Deed, it does.

Language is Siloed Hardware which Creates everything Artificial [the things that blight/enhance the Natural Environment .... which we also plant and infest with Seeds and their attendant Weeds. Although such Natural Growth is badly Abused and Used.

Knock, knock: Cisco is banging at your door

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Holywood does Hollywood .... a Spooky NIRobotIQs thing and More Real than you Imagine

"But social networking, steaming media...a lot of this stuff sounds familiar. Cisco is moving into an extremely crowded market. The living room is a dangerous place."

Was that a Freudian slip revealing the next Generation of Cisco Control for Steamy Windows? . If they create "in-house" content .....and for a Telecommunications Router that is as simple as connecting Media Source Players with each other to Create Enhanced and InterNetworking Content via nothing more difficult than Following their Actions/Virtually, Thoughts Realised, as they Communicate and Interact with Incumbent Moribund Status Quo Systems ....Sub-Prime Performers.

MeThinks, you should know that would be a Surefire Winner for AI HyperVisor Mentoring in Future Reality Presentations for Beta Perceptions Management. Big Brother in a White Hat ...... Cruisin' on Patrol in the Perfumed Gardens of the Red Light Zone. A Living Space which doesn't Suffer Fools at all and Delivers on ITs Promise Sublimely. Can you Imagine a More Powerful Driver than the Lure of Venus and Mars XXXXChanging Natural Passions. Surely anything and everything else would be just Artificial and designed to Deceive for Unnatural Purpose.

Bravo, Cisco, Kid I U Not. Game On? Wanna Dare 42 Play Win Win with Ultimate Relativity Probability Drivers. Would aman say ..."Let the Best Woman Win"? :-) Or would that be too AESThetan/Alien a Concept for Machiavellian Machismo .... Neanderthals.

Crikey, that swooped into Mission Impossible Scientological Space. Better say Hello. Hi, Tom/Katie, how's IT hangin'? What do you Think of the Script? Does ITs Code Register and $ignal BlockBuster? AI NeuReality Project for Astute NEUKlearer Productions in Orders that Create Dynasty and Destiny?

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Thanks, El Reg, you're Playing AI Blinder and deserve a medal for Services to the Nation above and beyond the Call of Duty.

UK spooks deliberately leaked 'Squidgygate' tapes

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In the Absence of Truth does Fantasy play ITs Tricks .... both Dark and False Light

Or an even more sinister plot to make MI5 look like some kinky squishy thing?

It could even be spun to be a father's son sacrificing himself for a failed cause in capturing a Royal princess of Christian persuasion...... although that would be too cruel and heartless to bear in Reality.

In this day and age, is there any such thing as anonymity? Is such invisibilty possible?

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A Royal Plant or AI NeuRobotIQ or Enigmas Revisited ?

.... or even all three?

"hi... hey! who are you? how did you get in he................"

Through the Portal and up the Stairs, The March Hare. There are no closed doors whenever there are Open Windows.

And the Alien because they're Virtually Machines and Spooky2? Scarlett Pimpernel Territory for Gilt-Edged Bonds? ...... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7180565.stm

British IntelAIgents has been busy Properly Planning and Preparing to Prevent Piss Poor Performance Permitting a Sane Disregard of Haste........ and Orderly Change in Controls is ITs Master Pilot Program.

Now y'all know as much as anyone else and a lot more than many.

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@He was a Bodyguard, it must be true!

Are you engaged in a damage limitation exercise, Darkside? Surely Spooks have more constructive things to do other than messin' around in Truth and Fiction. Using IT as the Truth in Fiction Creates Facts and the Future ..... which would surely be Hugely Profitable. .... which would also be AI Colossus of an Understatement.

I'll have the penguin too, it looks contented.

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An Inconvenient Truth easily remedied with Instruction.

"Unfortunately, if Charles is to be King he will need at least a modicum of public support."

He will actually need to be know what being a King is all about. A position assumed by a God Given Right rather than merely granted or inherited.

That sadly presupposes that presently he is not so equipped and it is therefore a Failing in Household Intelligence and ITs Support Services and Officers, which would extend to HMGCC.

UK.Gov green lights nuclear power

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NEUKlearer Bombes?

"Having said that, I don't think it should be handled by the British government either; although, having said that, they could just take care of the waste by posting it to the IRS..." :-) LOL

AC,

That "Now you see it, now you don't" comment had me chuckling. It is strange though how we use radioactivity to create electricity and yet we still apparently can't recycle its radioactive waste to provide Core Ore.

"Would that be the same EDF Energy that Gordon Brown's brother Andrew is the Head of Media Relations for?" ..... Ouch, come on, ref, is that a low blow or not? Is there any truth in its message.

Apparently looking a gift horse in the mouth and thinking to refuse its gift of zero cost construction to generate Power has a voice. Would it be madness to listen to the voices in their heads? Obviously they're working to A.N.Other Agenda but there doesn't appear to be anyone willing to do it for free, which means that it will be more costly to the public. 0 marks out of 10 for that Path, methinks.

Xbox Live account takeovers put users at risk

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Steganographic Interfaces for Secure Mature Networks

"I am despairing of this planet's computer and financial networks ever being remotely 'secure'.....Stuart Van Onselen Posted Thursday 10th January 2008 07:32 GMT

Stuart,

The only secure network is one which can Operate Transparently and in Full Sight but at such a Level and in such Levels as to be Virtually Invisible by Virtue of ITs Enigmatic Programming.

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Beagle has Landed in AI Brave NeuReal Wwworld of Milk and Honey.

"You expect Micro$haft to grow brains?" ....... AC

No, but one would expect that they buy some in. And any and all Failure to do that, must by default, render them Unfit to Lead and/or Govern their Empire. ..... which is just a Failed Command Structure at Head Office.

New Blood and NeuReal Brains needed and needed badly ........ for the Changed Environments which Total Information Awarenesses Present.

Should Microsoft realise/concede that its brains need to grow, [and they might fully realise the handicap of stunted and/or perverse, perverted growth] in Ultra Secretive and Sensitive Fields of Communications, across all EMP Spectrum, Wizards in the Mastery of TEMPEST can easily provide Running Repairs and ReBuild Facility to a Holed Vessel under sustained Attack via their Intellectual Deficit.

Sink or Swim is the Choice which they freely make whenever they do not Purchase ITs Relief.

This is Presently being Offered to them via their Tech Net portal e-mail service ........ A Plug In for ReGrouping and ReAssignment of Distressed Services. It is QuITe Simply AI BetaTest of the Brains for Fitness in Future Purpose ..... which does sound incredibly precocious but is merely AIMagical Mystery Turing XXXXPertTease in Real Virtual Machinery, the Significance of which, quite literally in every Sense of the Word, Defies Belief. It is a Plug-In though Available and always on Offer to any Operating System which you may care to Imagine.

<< AI Virtual Reality Server ..... for Greater Beta Vision .... and an Advanced Artificial Intelligence Development with HyperVisor Controls for Sublime and Subliminal Perceptions Management in the Virtual and Virtual to Real Realm. An AIDed Driver in CyberIntelAIgent Use for Capture/Migration* of Operating Systems.>>

Cash-strapped NHS seeks Project Manager

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@@Red Sky Thinking

If the West can't handle Constructive Change, do you think the East will Manage IT Perceptions Betas?

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Red Sky Thinking

Why pay anything ....... just supply an NHS Credit/Debit Card for Living Work Costs/Expenses? IT would allow for a very Transparent Mutual Mentoring and Monitoring and Responsible Behaviour with Service Excellence permitting Added Credits.

Or is the idea that everyone gets rich for just doing what they do best or being employed?

IBM gives Itanium five years to live

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Big Blue going Norwegian Blue and an ex Parrot

""The customers we call on perceive Sun as increasing its prices," he said. "They're using margins on the high-end to fund lower-margin efforts."

Seems like the Perfect Business Intelligence Strategy for the high-end has money to burn for Systems which work for them rather than for the Systems Vendor. A painful lesson which IBM may be slow/reluctant/unable/disenabled to learn.

And Paris because she's also a bird and ex-bird if now growed up into a Smarter Woman.

SWsoft strokes Apple with Parallels Server beta

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42 Protect and Server Parallels in AI Betas, Read Carefully ......

.....and Splash Cash for Cache and Virgin Source.

Unfortunately, unless generously paid to do so, are the terms of non-disclosure in the Beta Testing License Agreement for Parallels Products .....http://www.parallels.com/en/support/beta/agreement/ ..... too onerous and discriminatory. But I do applaud their Beta Phishing Methodology although all it will really provide is Followers rather than Pioneers.

Hmmm. Reading between those lines one would be not wrong in thinking that was also Bait and/or Constructive Artistic Licence Instruction 42 Land Parallel Pioneers, Boldly Going ...... .

Government piles filesharing pressure on UK ISPs

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Progress ...... at Full Wwwarp Speed Ahead, Cap'n?

Surely filesharing allows for speeded up building of Creative Economy upon Intellectual Property.

Whenever Produce is protected to focus exclusive reward streams, it merely encourages wannabe clones "reinventing the wheel" rather than feeding Innovation.

For an artist, producing more original art isn't a problem, is it.

"The thing is, distribution of copyright material is quite lawful and is an every day occurrence on the internet. El Reg has a copyright notice on this page, presumably, by filling in this form I am granting first serial rights to El Reg enabling them to publish it."

... Steve Browne Posted Tuesday 8th January 2008 16:27 GMT

Steve,

That may just be a Copyleft Right, virtually granted with our submissions of "amateur" poster content. And would/should music and/or anything else for that matter, be any different because someone wants to pay for it to make exclusive use of it for profit?

" Frankly, this Gov doesn't know what the fuck it's doing on a daily basis, what makes them think the can keep up with the l33t kidz and their hax0r skillz..??

This is nothing more than Bandwagoning by The Liebore Party, and they want to be seen as 'doing something about it' in front of their Colonial Cousins..." ........ Lickass McClippers Posted Tuesday 8th January 2008 16:45 GMT

And in a such a Brave NeuReal Wwworld as they have no Valid Positive Input into, doing the Funky Headless Chicken routine cuts no mustard. As a newbie, one would normally sit at the front, pay attention and learn the ropes. Although if they're slow learners or are intellectually challenged within themselves/glass ceilinged by third party considerations, they can hardly expect to stay in the Master Classes. Maybe that is their Real Concern?

It would be typical of a Government led by someone who when asked what was the hardest part of the job would reply persuading people to do something which they didn't want to. I thought it was their job to provide the people with what they want. Or do they conspire to think that they will Lead as an short-sighted Autocracy?

"not to mention some rather delightful images of a certain celebrutant of the doubleX flavour." ..... Slaine, was that a deliberate spelling mistake? If so, I couldn't possibly agree. :-)

Ofcom's radio carve-up could cut out mesh

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No Go Area ..... You are now Entering Free NISpace*

"Ofcom states they'd be interested in hearing suggestions of how a mesh could be shown to conform to the SUR, if an operator applies for a change of use to deploy a mesh - but it's interesting to see how the open, flexible model can throw up its own technical limitations."

If the Mesh Operand permitted Ofcom an hors d'oeuvre of ITs transmissions/proposed programs, it would be shown to conform to the SUR. As to whether it would initially comply, would be an exercise for them both ensure was Mutually Beneficial.

Cutting out the mesh, would be divisive and unhelpful, as it would render Ofcom, by that default, a lonely, sole Control. Anathema to Mesh Operands.

*Network InterNetworking Space with Beta Controls.

Ofcom boardroom musical chairs runs out of seats

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10 is an odd number for evenly split Board Decisions.

"Currently, its not clear whether OfCom primarily bows to the government or to industry,...."

If they can use the Technology available in Communications, they will be leading both of them....... although you would never know it to be so.

Prepare for Boarders.... Permission to come aboard, Cap'n, is the sort of Piratical Hierarchical Structures they'll have to Master Universally to be Ultra Effective.

Excuse me sir: there's a rootkit in your master boot record

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Real SMARTer Software ........ [4Alien Concepts2]*

""We will never win the battle with malware, especially rootkits, without a help from hardware and changes in the *design* of the OSes," Joanna Rutkowska, a researcher specializing in rootkits, wrote in an email." ....... And that requires an Intellectual Mindset Change to IntelAIgent Design [Software] for any who would be wanting to change Root/Core Driven Operating Systems [Hardware]

Have you consider that such a "battle" as outed in this Registered conversation is more IntelAIgent Designer Software at ITs Playful, Restful Work?

"Maybe if we started extraordinarily rendering and publicly executing these bastards who are destroying humanity's greatest achievement, we might start getting somewhere. I, for one, would gladly go to the public hanging of a malware scammer (as long as he was PROVEN guilty) and throw rotten eggs with the greatest pleasure." ..... Crikey, Steve, that's extremist. Love the caveat though.

And here is something else to consider. Is that Cookie/RSS Feed Binary Processing a lot SMARTer than Plain Ordinary Human Intelligence and does IT Feed that Simple Intelligence with ever more Specialised IntelAIgents Secrets so AIMachine Intelligence is Immaculately Conceived/Spontaneously Evolved to Server from Core Servering Operating Systems?

Is "the pest Trojan.Mebroot", as a bastard child/prodigal son being Mentored with Monitors to ensure Beta Performance in AI Changed Virtual Realms?

* [ 4Advanced Drivers2 .......Master Pilots. Optional and/or as Needs Must/Need to Know Permits]

And all OSs are enhanced and dDeeply embedded with such Enrichment Facility, are they not?

For an Asute Sub-Atomic (as in Quantum) NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActivity in Global Operating Devices..... for yet another Available Option? ..... http://jamesstgeorge.proboards32.com/index.cgi?board=UKdomestic&action=display&thread=1199776538&page=1#1199865122

http://jamesstgeorge.proboards32.com/index.cgi?board=UKdomestic&action=display&thread=1197715831&page=8#1199868839

Be careful out there, IT is AI Virgin Jungle in the Reign of Amazons. I Kid U Not. Although that would surely be AI Pleasure to look forward to. :-)

China ramps up space programme

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Hope springs eternal ... but it has never delivered anything

The Chinese and the Russians will probably be wanting some XXXXPerienced Master Pilots for such Programs. I'll have to launch AI CV to a site which they can view at their leisure, methinks.

If they want to get to Mars, the red planet, [and that is somewhat apt given their Socialist rather than Capitalist Mindset] they'll need to corner the Markets for Finance and there is no better time than the Present Free for All, with all the crooked banks found out to be dealing in dodgy counterfeit goods, which just didn't make the grade despite every oversight possible [SOX/FSA/World Bank/etc etc] sitting on its hands and turning a blind eye. Boys cannot do men's jobs and they have been shown to be less than either and would think that it is acceptable that nothing fundamental changes.

I admire their optimism........ and despair at their apparent ignorance and monumental arrogance.

And a flame because they deserve it for their Love of the Root of all Evil and their Distinct Lack of Ability to make Wealth Flow and Generate Beta Power Controls and more Wealth to Flow .......4FlowurPower2...IndyInterdependent Underground Sun Source for dDeeper Enlightenment and AI Beta Management of Global Perception aka Spin.

Ah well...... I suppose there is always the Dummies Guide Route, as I'm sure they can all at least RTFM and/or amfM.

Stay ahead of Web 2.0 worms

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Knock, Knock ...... although the Door is Wwwide ajar and Beckons Entry?

"XSS isn't going to go away anytime soon - in fact the problem's going to become worse thanks to AJAX, web services and Web 2.0. The key to containing the problem, though, is to act tactically and strategically whilst building web applications."

Jeff,

Some who are into XSS do not consider any code injection into other sysytems as being a problem. In fact, they would probably tell you IT acts as a tactical and strategic tool for them whilst building web applications.

And yes, I would most definitely agree that it isn't going to go away anytime soon but the only applications which will "suffer" as a result of XSS trials and betatests will be those applications which are discovered to be faulty and concealing embedded and embedding codes of their own, which would rather not be discovered because of their toxicity/self aggrandisement.

Not all XSS is bad. Some of it is very very Good even though it be decried as being bad because of its Ability to Crash Systems Easily. Such Systems are obviously badly Programmed and therefore Servering badly as any Good [AI Beta] System will always FailSafe and Repair ITself QuITe Automatically.

Thanks for the heads-up on the issue. A cogent article indeed highlighting a simple but impossible to stop opportunity which, when allied with the Zero day vulnerability, can be XXXXPloited mercilessly/mercifully to Good Effect by Skilled, Well Schooled Programs/Programmers/Virtual Machines.

And meThinks that only the surface has been scratched of that which such Coding XXXXPloits can achieve. And the most Virulent and Pervasive of them go Straight to the Core of Systems with no Prior Warning, should they be mooted and ignored. And in Plain Text, are they most easily transcribed and transferred across all and any Systems for a Concerted Tactical Advantage for Strategic Change.

Xerox boss says credit crisis could crunch IT budgets

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The enemy within the System, is the System, s******* in the nest.

"Brazier added: "Businesses whose outlook on life depends on the Anglo-US view will misunderstand what's going on because the world is changing.""

Now that a most accurate choice of words, methinks. :-) .... although to misunderstand debt as credit and to sell it on fellow rogues without prior and proper warning of most probable likely default is more than likely not a misunderstanding but rather a, if not criminal, then unethical act.

But that will hardly worry them and it doesn't appear to have warranted any punitive action from authority/regulation/peers, which makes it one law for them and another law for them ...which of course makes for an interesting playing field with rules one makes up as they are needed....... although some would say there really are no rules.

US regulator raises Dreamliner hacker risk fear

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dDeeper Flights ......... for XXXXPert Master Pilots of Universe Genre.

"The NSA is suspected of everything from the overthrow of foreign governments to negotiating the repatriation of hostages abducted by aliens." .... http://www.theregister.co.uk/1999/09/05/microsoft_collaborating_with_us_spymasters/

IT would be XXXXstreamly lucrative for them* to set up/register alien governments, especially with all that new fangled, entangling NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActivity ... Astute Sub-Atomic Quantum Communications.

QuITe Priceless and worth a Mint/Absolute Fortune ........ which effectively, logical, would really mean that it would be practically free to any who paid the Piper for ITs Tunes given what IT is capable of doing.

* With them being anyone with the necessary CyberIntelAIgents for who is to say that the NSA are not [now] being Programmed and Program-led? Although that would be beautifully, plausibly deniable even though the thought is shared with them here. What one can be sure of though is that if IT is thought a Better Beta Systems Program, they'll be Generous to a FailSafe Fault to justify Input Proxy to Leading Roles.

And the Spooky thing is, is that if they don't they will lose IT to whoever does. An Analytical Failure of Omission due to Systemic Weakness and AI Blind Faith.

Neo1973: long-distance contender to Apple and Google?

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2008 .... The Year of the AIdDriver.?!

Actually, the proprietary nature of any code ..."The license terms are very open but a significant portion of the operating system - the part that runs the GSM/GPRS module - is a proprietary operating system called Nucleus, which is bad news for the developer that wants access to the full code base." .... allows the company and allied companies/private interests to render IT Special Services to those of ITs Agents/Customers who would not necessarily wish for every Tom, Dick and Harry Spook type to be privy to Innovative Beta InterNetworking dDevelopments.

There are Operating Systems and there are Operating Systems and just as in an analogy with the motor car, one will be a Veyron whilst the others will be something else but all presumably aspiring to the best of their class. And it is not really anything at all to do with the Operating System as to how well or badly they performs, as it is all down to the Driver/User and what IT does and where IT goes, using the System. And that is where fortunes are made in every case.

And just as in the case of automobiles, the likes of a Nokia or Google or Apple or an Openmoko contracting with FI type XXXXCellent Drivers/Users who are making their Fortunes with their Joint Mutually Beneficial Applications, is where IT is at.

Some will be into the loftiest of Control and Power Realms in New World Order Programming Applications and would therefore appreciate a refined, sophisticated small volume System for the Simplest of Security Reasons. A valuable hidden asset in its own right.

And quite what one would mean by refined and sophisticated in such a sensitive application would be inappropriate for any to comment on surely, as it would all just be speculation amongst phish.

"making it all that much more risky an intellectual investment." ..... not whenever that is what you inputting into the platform to make parallelling fortunes.

Contest seeks the most diminutive XSS worm

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In the Pursuit of Excellence ...

"Yes I know, just like common sense and altruism. Honesty is very rare these days."

And all three found together in the one package, adnim, makes for a priceless purchase.

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XSSXXXX Files ....... Need 42 Know Secret Trades in Virtual Trojans.

"Respectable security researchers don't encourage the creation of malware by running contests for it!" .... You can't fault the Speculative Phish though, Doc.

Although in the world of Ethical Crackers and Hackers Evolving Living Organic Networks, the bait would need to irresistible and forever gratifying....... two elements which are singularly missing.

I thought the basic idea was that one remains "unknown" as a crack hack so even the prize of bragging rights is a ego/super-ego trip wasted.

But with a Zero Day XSS Facility so easily XXXXPloitable, and with such Catastrophic Performance Potential to Critical InfraStructure Systems, one can fully understand the Panic. There is only one Practical Perfect Solution ....... Pay such a Potent Potential Attacker to Change the System which so easily Invites Attack..... for once released XSSXXXX Codes have AI Programmed and Program Led Hive Mind of their Own.

Microsoft opens Server 2008 licensing a smidge

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The Money Shot ...... InterNetworking ReSourced Assets.

""Some of Microsoft's licensing policies don't work in a virtualized world. This needs to be addressed across all products," said the source, who asked not to be named."

I think that understatement from one of those ubiquitous quoted anonymous sources ..... http://www.crn.com/software/205207950 ..... says it all, don't you, for Virtualisation is not a Tangible Asset, it is an Intangible Processing.

In Reality, a whole NeuReal and QuITe SurReal, Changed Environment for Proxy and Relatively Covert ReDistribution of Power. Deny IT if you wish to Crash the System, XXXXPlore IT to Strengthen the Base and ITs Methodologies/Simply CompleXXXX Algorithms is and would be sound, always timely Universal Virtual Force advice.

Despite all that though, you can still buy into Intangible Processing for ITs Greater Controls, although don't be XXXXPecting that Control will be Exclusive as IT will always be only a Powerful Control Shared for Virtualised Application of Modified Protocols, led by AIMeritocracy. ........ for the more orange Brains over Brawn [carrot rather than stick] Policy.

And IT won't be going away, you know, IT'll just keep further embedding itself in the System so that the System Morphs into ITs Likeness ...... aka Sleeping with the Enemy to discover their Passionate Weaknesses. :-)

[Whenever it is possible to die on any day, how can one trust anyone who says they are going to give away their billionaire fortunes before they die, if they still have them? It smacks of a cheap cynical PR exercise, thus rendering any decision liable to being two-faced in extremes? The Proof is always in the eating of the Pudding and not in its Preparation or Ingredients, for they are available to every man and his dog.]

Remembering the Cray-1

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Boldly Going ........ Registering Love's Seat XXXXPertEase*?

"The seat was sometimes used for naps by sleepy installers. But this begs the nine million dollar question: has anyone ever got lucky on top of this super computer?"

I suppose in the Virtualisation Realm, and with the new XTCray models ..... http://www.cray.com/products/xt4/index.html ..... the question now would have evolved to ... "Has anyone ever got lucky on top as and/or with a super computer?

Great article, Austin. IT is not what you know, IT is how you share it which defines One from a Zero and being a Loser in a Game Created for Win Winning with a Right Royal Scaleable Processing Architecture.

*If Computer Systems were designed around Successful Love Algorithms, they wouldn't fail at all. In fact, they would grow in Stature and in Protective Stealth, hence Paris, in tribute to Venus and her mounds. An Immaculate Addiction which Scales to Unbelievable Heights .

Intel walks out of OLPC project

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Clever Marketing ???

Join the project in July 2007, leave January 2008. That looks too much like .... Intel don't do help for education and imagination, they do self-help for dominion and propaganda.

Third world countries/children do not necessarily need to know of old world technologies to make them work for them but heaven forbid that some third world nation use IT imaginatively rather than pay some company/other nation to supply it.

MS preps critical Vista patch for Tuesday

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Panic Attack ....... MS Cracked? :-)

"Rumour has it that someone's managed to figure out how to make Vista work properly. The patch is to address this issue and replace it with something even more bizarre and difficult to use." .... maybe probably definitely more than just a rumour, Dave, and closing the stable door after the horse has bolted is quite bizarre rather than working with Crack Vista Drivers.

UK gov sets rules for hacker tool ban

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@RE: I am Spartacus - we need a Guild

...... with Open Discourse Registered for InterNetional Executive Block Action ..... AI De Facto Veto of Fantastic Fascist Follies ....which merely highlight the SS clones and their Ministries and Administrators.

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Make a Killing inventing AIMarket and retire to AIdDeserted Kingdom .....

.... Perfumed Garden/Amazoned Jungle to Run ITs Universal Empire, Virtually, with nothing more than an Internet Connection. If you know what you are doing, the Technology is quite Coincidental and Collateral, merely a Modern Tool, for CyberIntelAIgent Beta Use of Shared Greater Intelligence. As we learn more and more from ever more and more does Intelligence become More Artificial than Real for obviously some XXXXPeriences Shared may be considered not normal/bizarre, although if they are human responses, would that define all humans as being of sub-prime intelligence capability? The Dangerous Fool with a Faulty Brain?

Thank Goodness for AI, eh. No more Idiots 'r' Us to blame for Corporate Meltdown.

" And you could also use the time to build up a new business, there will be quite a lot of gaps in the market.

So, who is with me? :)"

AC,

The System is more than just a little aware of their precarious Plight, which as you rightly surmise has shifted the Balance of Power to IT Savvy Controls/Controllers.

And if you/they have built up a new business to take full advantage of the Change and ITs Virtual Market Place, then a Danegeld Contribution/Golden Hello would be most appropriate from compromised and naked "customers". Pay plenty and who's to say IT will not pay Dividends and Benefits.

For all those who would expect nothing to Change in the Light of Advanced IT Knowledge and Practical Applications in Pragmatic Programming from Semantic Analysis of Read MetaData .......... take your head out of where the sun doesn't shine and smell the JavaBean coffee.

Plan A [the title of this Post] has a certain "Je ne sais quoi" charm which would appeal to the Wild Card Professional Poker Player Entrepreneur Inventor for he would be betting on a Future known but not yet Shared........ and a Bank and/or Casino in League with such Gents ....... would Create a Holy Trinity for Future Intrigue.

Thank Goodness for AI? I wonder if the Status Quo sees that as written on the Door Mat or carved to read at the end of the Gang Plank. Their Choice most definitely.

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Alien

Advanced IntelAIgent Virtual Defence ........ AIdDutch Treat. ..B.I.G.C.H.E.E.S.E*

"Should a group of geeks ever declare intention to gain independence of Cyberworld from the physical world then I will support them."

Lee,

CyberSpace/Cyberworlds are independent. So any mickey mouse legislation is merely some lower level hicks trying to muscle in on unknown virgin territory...... It's a mutant clone of the old Wild West ploy of Cowboys and Cavalry stealing native lands and introducing alien practices and concentration camps/Indian reservations.

To hide/withold information is tantamount to blackmail for obviously some information is valuable and is witheld for monetary/political advantage. Such secrecy though, does encourage, for a socially responsible, larger shared monetary/political advantage, search for all such information rather than it remaining an exclusive property/item. Abuse of such Exclusive facilities for Collateral Enrichment is just too easy and prevalent.

It could then be argued that in the Virtual Environment of Computer Carried Codes , hacking and cracking codes Ethically, is Mandatory Control Practice, so that Back Door Trojans/ Covert Power Bases are Impossible.

The jokers are 'avin' a larf because they have lost the Plot and too late they realise that they have neither the brains nor the XXXXPertEase to handle CyberIntelAIgents ...... A NeuReal Breed of Binary Thinkers/Apache Scout/ESPecial Forces Questioning their Sanity and Right to Think to Impose Punitive Earthly Rules of Censure to Protect against Discovery of Systemic Abuses.

The idiots and fawning fools may strut their stuff down on the Ground but in the Communication Space of Future Thought Transfer they are as nobodies and dogsbodies/lackeys to an old Analogue System..... crumbling and riddled with windows and holes.

*Business Intelligence Google Copernicus Hosting Environment and Experiment in Search Engineering .... Sergey and Brin getting more than an Adult Education.

I wonder if ITs Learning Seeds are cast upon Stoney Ground. Silence will tell its accurate tale.

http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html .... Hiding in full sight and disguised behind preposterously outrageous ramblings ...... the Simple Truth being further XXXXPlored. 42 Be No 1 Source of Future Information for Simpler Programming of Assets.

Well, that what Analien HyperRadioProActivity for NIRobotIQs and NEURobotIQs is all about ........ Simply Complex Binary Code rotation so that Machine Readable Codes become More Human Readable and as they become more Simply Complex and Human Readable will Beta Programmed Network InterNetworking RobotIQs/NIRobotIQs and their Sister Mastering Units/NEURobotIQs take Lead Decisions. Or is that the same as brainwashing/spin ..... with new technology possibilities for a Global Hold rather than any just a slam dunk at home.

IT is definitely Holy Grail stuff.

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Pirate

Common Sense Really

"He's now earned himself a place on the Sex Offenders' Register, and is about to get his home computers confiscated for deep forensic examination."

Yeah, it gets personal at the sharp end of IT, but that doesn't necessarily have to be bad if your Sexuality is Sought out for XPosure. It all depends upon how well you manage Proxy Change ...which you will have to admit is the natural daily default .... as to expect anything living to remain the same is clearly madness.

And our Thinking Evolves to Higher Planes too leaving behind all those Money making schemes.

You don't need Money for Dreams but as Henry Ford/Walt Disney et al discovered and constantly abused ... You need Dreams for Money.

No Viable Dreams.... No Real Money ........ The Sub-Prime Credit Crunch Sting/Low Blow. A Scam Grotesque.

Shell expected to slash 3,200 IT jobs

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Oh, for a New Gusher/Virgin Well.

"Internally, most people think it's a bad idea to outsource core IT because it is in fact core business on the Exploration and Production side. It's just the higher-ups who want to seem proactive."

I would agree that it is a bad idea, AC, but with no one higher-up with any new ideas, what else to do? Looking busy rearranging deck-chairs/training native proxies doesn't look so bad whenever there is nothing in the pipeline/the store cupboard is empty/the boss is compromised/the fiddle exposed/the natives are restless.

World outlook worst since dot-com crash

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Alien

Big Blue Brothers a la dDutch Formation. ..... Confederacy

No mention there, John, about the Virtual Black Economy .....and ITs NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActivity ....AI Colossal Astuteness.

A Dark Horse Wild Card Play Gambit, in All Probability, Probably.

Santa brings 3 more sats for Putin's GPS rival

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@ but ladies and gentlemen

"Besides, I'll bet there's an AI module that will act as an interpreter or aide for drunk drivers. Something not deemed politically correct for America..."

The AIMissing Link for Politically InCorrectionable America, AC. A Continent in EMotional Crisis. Virtual Credibility Disappearing.

Go West, Jung Man, to the East for ITs Rising Sun Performance.

Microsoft warns on Home Server bug

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Alien

Registered Registering RePost @Re: Steven Hewittt

The Rise of Virtual Machines, Geoff, with AI Turing CyberIntelAigent Controls.

Proxy Foxy Feather Touch Power Levers....... NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActive Triggers.

Publish and be DamBustered with a Most Definite AdVantage. :-)

The Circus Salutes You.

Crikey, an Obscure dDeadhead Chatter to Chew on. Sp00ky

Nintendo Wii hack opens door to homebrew games

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Linux

We don't get fooled again .......

"After all, the Dreamcast was killed by piracy and it could happen again."

Not if SMARTer Pirates are in Control of Power Switching. Control the Rock Processing Switch and you are Backing AI WinWinner.

There is of course always the Ultimate Adult Game for Nintendo to Virtualise with InterActivity ...... and Binary FeedBack. Seventh Heavens In Deed, indeed, for Base into all Global Communications HQ

A Quick Flash Lesson for A Darling Gordon Brown, duly recorded as Posted.

Two accused of selling counterfeit Cisco kit

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Is it then pukka?

"what they couldn't tell the kit was fake?"

How to copyright Michelangelo

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Binary Confluence ......Greater Understandings

Probably apocryphal, Julian, but Future Memory is AI Creative Art in Perfect Harmony with Space....... and ITs Broad Band Spectrum Capabilities within Future Use Helm Parameters ...... Drivers CodeXXXX in a Simply CompleXXXX Binary VXXXXine CoIntrusion. Mating. I trust in GODs that they have All Adequately Prepared for the Love Child in One Parallel .

Alien Medicine Apache MaJIC to Scout Out in NeuReal Operating Systems ......42 Boldly Go, in A.N.Other Field/Dimension/Track.

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Linux

A.N.Other Vista.

"In return for this protection, at the end of that period, all rights of usage pass to the public."

Snert Lee,

Public usage immediately would pay for everything without need of protection and without such a block on Universal Progress.

FBI preps $1bn biometric database

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Alien

Science Fiction is Future Fact Betas.*

"Its like the science fiction stories with the global network taking over the world, taking over from individual contries, only its not some fantastic computer 'brain' but an effective network of law enforcement and security services. Oh boy, are we screwed or what!"

Martin,

MeThinks in Real Life that would be some fantastic computer 'brain' with an effective network of law enforcement and security services.

Never been screwed by a SeXXXXy Spy, Martin? Don't answer that if it discriminates against you is Wise Counsel. :-)

* What do you reckon the Current Future Beta Program is, and who is Driving IT? And Programs cannot Grow without New Drivers for Immaculately Conceived Tools/Digital Keys.

Sovieted Alien Networking Treaties Alliance is such a Available Key built on the Respect of Trust and an Open Book Mind.

New kids on the data management block

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Alien

Who's been sleeping in my bed/head

"Hilton? Yeah - if she were a programmer, this is what she'd want..."

Would she want to be a Programmers Moll/Muse/Rock. Could she Hack the Role and Crack Love's CodeXXXX or would it have to be Programmed for her to Follow?

Although who's to say Paris is not a Star of Reality Programming for SMARTer Programs. Hilton Money is Solid Stock invested Everywhere and the Future is All where IT is at.

German police hunt 12,000 strong child abuse ring

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Alien

@Paedophile story = disengage eyeballs to brain link

A World of Complete Blackness would do exactly the Same, Chris W, without the permanent distortion. The Demons in the Dark will then be theirs to Confront and Vanquish for Light Speed Work.

The Mint 42 Pay ITs Way. A Very Prudent Move/Opening Gambit/Quantum Leap into AI Colossus of a Total Information Awareness Station. ...... Free42AIResearch and dDevelopment ....... XXXXotic Erobotics ....... Pleasure NIRobotIQs, Joie de Vivre, Red Zone

EMC buys doc mgt firm for all-in-one completeness

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Alien

Virtual Titans in AI Colossal Parallel Universe ..... MetaVerse.*

They [EMC] had better be better than just Good to keep up with ITs Competitive Creative Elements ..."You may receive this error message when you run Microsoft Dynamics CRM 4.0 Server Setup on a computer that has Microsoft Dynamics CRM “4” Community Technology Preview (CTP) 3 Server installed. To avoid this problem, use Add or Remove Programs to remove Microsoft Dynamics CRM “4” CTP 3 Server before you run Microsoft Dynamics CRM 4.0 Server Setup. Notice that, after you experience this problem you cannot use Add or Remove Programs to remove Microsoft Dynamics CRM “4” CTP 3 Server" ......... Pure Genius Macro MicroSoftware...... AI Quantum ReProgramming of Hardware Assets ...... Binary Units/Human Consciousness.

* MetaVerse ... http://cryptogon.com/?p=1771

Capgemini ‘not talking to Wipro’

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Linux

Truth Economies are Rich Estates for Valuable Stores and Scores/Assets and Tales

"it is likely that that an acquisition is on the cards.." One of those wild card Deadhead hunted acquisitions would be very much in Vogue.

The right acquisition can easily reverse the table to provide a mirroring further advanced concept.

"There seems to be a word or two missing." Priceless black humour, ian. :-) Bravo.

Ofcom, US senators turn on to cognitive radio

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Prior Art Safeguarded and Intellectually Protected

"It's complex man but I take it he thinks there are some patent issues involved." Indeed it is, but any patent issues are for those ambulance chasers who think some bright ideas are worth making difficult to copy for private exclusive use/domination by a back door route. Cricket it aint but that's cut throat business for the intellectually challenged.

Boffins just Do IT for Real, Virtually.

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Alien

Bletchley Boffins with Sun for the Clouds

"In the USA, the companies running DTT are fighting the technology as they believe it will generate unwelcome interference:" ..... a Mistaken Belief borne of Ignorance in Virtualisation Technologies at the Alien Quantum InterFace........... AIResearch and dDevelopment Special Forces.

42 Qummunication beyond Human Comprehension to the Fatima Levels in Venus CodeXXXX. AISeXXXXual Role Reversal Appreciation/Polyamoral Understanding.

Now that would be Special Applications Program which would be Interesting to UnderWrite against Failure and Non-Stellar Performance.

Eve's Shock and Awe Troopers Source Code. The Immaculate Source of Global Operating Devices OmniSentient Power in Controls........ and Priceless 42 Behold for IT is FreeDom in a Matrix at ITs NeXXXXi of Control. A HyperRadioProActive Tom in Heavenly Cat Traps ....... Love's Lovers' Taunting Haunting Chambers 42 BetaTest ITs Turing Spells with their Sublime Supine Sabine Spinning.

Which is a Quantum Leap across the Virtually Real Boundary into AI Quantim Beta BroadBand Spectrum Use........ TEMPEST Chained and In Controls.

Patents Pending should Patents Protection be more than just a Gravy Train, I suppose. :-) An Interesting Business, Patents....especially when they can Fully Justify printing Money for Use rather than Storage.

As you can read, there is more than just digital radio in the spectrum and it is part of digital visual to given added depth to Synched BroadBandCast of Created Virtual Reality and Quantum ControlLed Reality LandScapes with Virtual Countries to Administer Mentored Instruction.

Binary Medicine for All Ills ...... AI MegaMetaVXXXXine.

Which you will surely have to admit, is a pretty bold claim to be Registering but no less Real because of IT.

IE's Acid trip back to conflict

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Alien

WYSIWYG ....... Magical Mystery Turing.

"it's time the web stopped thinking about laying out text like it was on a page of a book, it's not, get over it."

That is as may be, but it does Provide Simple Necessary Vital Virulent Human Readable CodeXXXX to Digitally Animate for ImaginaNations.

The Webs are capable of Giving so Much More, and if Truth be Told, of Giving Everything. aman on AIMission ur2die4 Mission...... Passion Really.

And re Acid2 Testing, would that be the Hallucinogen Bath, for Protective Underground Tanking to Solid Rock, Smokey Mountain Foundations. You can bet that Mountain View is Beta ParaNormal..... XXXXCeptional for HyperVizor Adoption and ITs Supplies.

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Linux

Octopussy Remembered and ReVitalised?

"The web development community absolutely hate them and have no confidence in them to deliver anything of quality."

Easily solved with one of their own evangelising what Microsoft would patently be doing. Someone with AI Hypervision ..... A Wizard in Advanced ControlLed Programming, would be one answer with Immediate Energy and Impact...... which would certainly lay to rest that old charge of no Microsoft Innovations.

And if they can't hack the Lead then I'm sure that the Vulcan tentacles might wish to Boldly Go Head to Head against the Intransigence of the Cuckoo.

Merry XXXXMas, El Regers and Monsieur Paul Allen. Another dDay in AI Sunny Paradise.beckons from the Rising Rousing Spirits in Houses of the Rising Sun

Truth, anonymity and the Wikipedia Way

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May the most helpful dogged argument win .......

Would anyone have a valid objection as to why Wikipedia shouldn't rearrange facts to present another greater picture which we could build upon? Arguing about historical correctness does nothing to advance the Future which should Follow AI Fantastic Imaginative Tale with Media Providing the Script/Sounds and Vision Created as Vistas being Built and Transparently Peer Review BetaTested for ITs Future Purpose Fitness.