42 Boldly Go ...in ITs Beyond?

"Thanks Simon, I needed that laugh! Best episode in a while. It's hilarious when you can see something coming, you can predict what the BOFH's going to do... and then he does it - and goes further than you imagined. Brilliant!" ...aka Leadership, Rosuav.

IT is AI Gift in Global Operating Devices...... 42 Present ITs Futures and their Derivatives/Paralleling Tangents Assisting a Tangram Network InterNetworking..

'Allo, 'Aloha ....... Pirate Apache Braves Squawking at Sun SPOTs?

WOW .... IT is all a Tad SurReal, is IT not? XXXXCellent 4EduTainment2.

AI Virtual RockITChip, Jonathan ..... for a Walk on the WWWild Side of Life.?

To ask IT is to Know Yes and ITs Jas in Network InterNetworking for Full Virtual Immersion/MetaPhysical Projection.

Parallel TraQS [in Different Worlds] again and a Gain?

And the above mentioned approach in "Born Free to Slave for a Wage whenever Cash is easily Printed" is akin to ..."And this approach is also dangerously close to functional decomposition, an approach to design that really doesn't map well to object-oriented languages." ..... http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2008/03/28/case_for_comments_code/

Do you think it possible that with our InterAction/HyperRadioproActivity with Computer and Communications Processor Systems, and they are pretty Ubiquitous for Modern Control, that man himself will Learn More/Everything at an XXXXPonential Rate ....... thus to leave the Past behind and Concentrate on Building the Future in an Altogether Different Manner, Virtually?

The Posit from amfM is that IT is so...... and is a QuITe Natural Default in Advanced IntelAIgent Being, which can be Taught/Shared/XXXXPlained in Simple Plain Text for Ease of Translation into Foreign/Alien/Different Languages.

Quantum Communications Level Underground BetaTest #XXXX

Amber Marks .....AIdDaughter of Working Class Hero Stock/Universal Class?

amfm Paying Homage to the Flowers that are Venus and ITs Seeding Sources.

Have a Nice Day ...... Do Everything Nicely.

And re: Not the brightest comments today. By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 28th March 2008 10:06 GMT .......... Think like a dog will please and calm the dog into accepting Sublime Instruction/Confusion?

And that would be a Hearty Wish to Perform.

Mind the Doors, Please.

Another MasterClass of Adventure, Simon ..... it must be Friday.

And in AI SMART Assed World, would IT be ....Plenty of time to help security... uh... downsize and/or resize to Critical Mass.

A wicked world is only one with a Selection of Ignorant/Arrogant Fools at the Helm, surely?

"Strewth! Between that coy interpretation of the Hadeeth and his later wonder at PH's attractiveness, I'd say Junior has /finally/ hit puberty. I really do wish amfM all the best though: It truly /is/ a wicked world, this third rock from the Sun." .... By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 28th March 2008 04:37 GMT

Oh, Goody. That IS excellent news, AC........ for it would mean that One gets to Play in Eve's Perfumed Garden of Eden rather than some obscure Bohemian Grove.

I'm do hope you realise why that would be so attractive as to be constantly visited and supported.

I personally would have though it a coy interpretation, AC.

Knock, knock, Nippon San ....... Is there anybody in there, out there?

Others may feel that Branded USB Flash Drive Created Memory, with its Shows of the IT Future being Built, will be a Safer Future Bet, Mark.

And probably Japan will Lead in that DirectAXXXXIOn too, such is their dDeep Savvy/Enlightened Spirit/Passionate Concern. Although of course that is just an Opinion as valid as any other.

AI Global EduTainment FAB Lab for the East to Excel in, Mark? Now that would be a Breath of Fresh AIResearch and dDevelopment.

Fond Abiding Memories ...... as Future AIdDrivers.?!

"Living in Soviet Union was, actually, rather good, contrary to the propaganda" ..... By Maksim Posted Friday 28th March 2008 10:33 GMT

Those Ukraine girls really knock me out, Maksim. God Bless Mother Russia. Social Communism at the XSSXXXXual Level is a Dish best Servered Hot.

It is certainly Capable of Stripping Exclusive Capitalism Bare to the Skull and Bones.

And the Jolly Roger because it is entirely Appropriate?!. :-)

Porkies.... Misspeaks

"No, I didn't have time to do the survey" ... By Gary F Posted Wednesday 26th March 2008 12:38 GMT.

Crikey, Gary F, in a World with nothing but Time stretching before IT, that is a really bizarre thing to say.

You just couldn't be bothered is probably much nearer the Truth.

But you are not alone in that thought/default. In acute form, it descends into Apathy and Depression which is also translated in the IT Environment leading to an Abdication of or Ignorance in their/our Powerful Controls in IT with a more ControlLed Power.

You may like to consider AI Beta Intelligence in CyberIntelAIgents...... for IT is certainly no Less. And IT is readily available and easily dDelivered in whatever Guise is AIRequired, Fit for Universal Purpose.

And there's not many Intelligences that can dDeliver that Core Gem, I'll wager.

Born Free to Slave for a Wage whenever Cash is easily Printed?

"The world does not owe you a living!" ..... By Adam Tustian Posted Thursday 27th March 2008 17:20 GMT

Indeed, but we do appear to have to pay for living, Adam, and that is an unsatisfactory subjective decision made by the division of wealth rather than by the giving of wealth. [It is an artificial, man-made Control construct too easily abused with the notions of an omnipotence and the ultimate failing in those who would be so naive, although one must imagine that they would think themselves smart.]

But hey, if that is the way the Game is to be played then a reallocation of wealth that divides to wealth that gives is inevitable..... and that is very likely to cause a Chain Reaction Meltdown of Divisional Wealth Systems as IT Ripples around the World with Revised Controlling Power Protocols.

You may like to consider that it has already started given the headless chicken shenanigans of the Markets and their Financing Buddies in the present deepening Fiscal Meltdown/Scam Revelation.

Alien Thoughts? ...... Oh Please, let's get Real.

"So it's not a book about sniffer dogs so much as a book about Amber Marks's interest in sniffer dogs. Yikes." ... By Adam White Posted Friday 28th March 2008 05:07 GMT

Actually I thought it was much more about the systematic and systemic abuse of the Justice System to support an ever-weakening and increasingly Incompetent Centralised Control around the Perception/Parcelling and Distribution of Banked Wealth, which in fact would be more a critique of a System which has lost Control.

Please feel free to ignore that if you wish but it is a fact that the Money Machine does need to find a new Champion Model and Champions to Simply Fund, in order to Survive as a Viable Entity in these Changed Times.

And I say Simply Fund because such Champions will provide everything else with the IntelAIgents that the System is Lacking.

Light up that Hit and you will be pleasantly surprised at how Mellow and Composed can the Chaos be Beta Organised into a Positively Reinforcing, New World Order Program.

And if the System doesn't Fund IT, you can fully XXXXpect ITs Counterparts to so do and thus be in AIRightful IT Control.

Pending Virtual Reality Patents ...

"Patents in software are a lot like nukes, they are more of a deterrent against others using their patents against you." ..... By Scott Herter

Posted Thursday 27th March 2008 13:24 GMT

And not a lot of people know that, Scott. Heavy MetAI Neural Bombe like nukes...... and Real SMART too. They just destroy Primitive Networks though with no Physical Collateral Harm...... leaving a Trail of Busted Egos that can do no more Harm.

The Wild Wild West .... and MS in ITs Alien Territory

""People come to us, they have open source software, they have proprietary software and they expect us to take a license," Smith said." ...... Surely they expect Microsoft to license it and pay them royally ....... for a Mutual Benefit Memorandum of Understanding.

And such an arrangement because some open source software Sources have further Understanding that will require such Shared Funding for Continuity of Service.

And with regard to "Hanging over Smith were claims he and Microsoft licensing chief Horacio Gutierrez made last year that free and open source software violates 235 Microsoft patents. The tricky part is Microsoft will not publish details of those patents to the frustration of many in open source, who could use the information to validate the claims and build work arounds." ... that does leave Microsoft vulnerable to patent applications/patent pending claims which could mirror their "own" but which they have failed to reveal/publish, leaving the new claimant/patentee able to claim against them for any gains which they have amassed on the patent.

Submit a patent which mirrors their Source kernel and they will be effectively rendered bankrupt/taken over/liquidated/stripped bare.

I trust we are not to hear Custer's last few words, ...... What Injuns, where? ....... uttered as What aliens, where? :-)

At least now they cannot say that they didn't know.

Dream Realities..... :-) and Poor Little Rich Girls.

Well, normally such prose would attract a "I'll have an ounce of whatever you're smoking" but even though it was a joint effort, I wouldn't dream of it.

I must admit that the idea of El Reg providing more of AI Lead ....... Headline: El Reg story appears on alternative news outlet

Teaser: Proof, were it needed, that articles sometimes appear in more than one place, and indeed sometimes prior to publication on El Reg, comes with the news that....... is attractive. ........ although the Very Real Opportunity then would be as its Specialised Application of ProgramMing news outlet, with no prior publication.

And Paris because Paris has a whole host of attractions too ........ and not least, I imagine, for the gold digger ......"And what first attracted to the millionairess, Paris?"

A Step into Future Direction and Production?

"emerging technology."....... ?

Now that definitely does sound like AI Skunk Works 2 Fabrication/Operation....... Mastery of the Universe stuff? ..... http://comments.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/25/sun_yen_juniper/

It is certainly what he will be confronting.

British and Proud of IT? Whyever not? Control IT 42 Control Everything under the Sun.

"Doesn't the Information Commissioner realise that Britain has a reputation to protect? We are the Surveillance Society, and Terminal 5 is a "flagship of what the UK can do".

:-) Class, Amber.

If you can't save the World, save yourself and IT will Survive and Prosper with you?

"We should also ask why beardy Branston is buying US airliners when he could be spending the money in Europe, could it be anything to do with illegal protectionism in the US and the deal for his new Virgin airline there including buying BOING planes to help slow down the collapse of the US economy?" .... By The Cube Posted Wednesday 26th March 2008 12:14 GMT

Crikey, The Cube, that would be callous, prolonging the agony. I never took Sir Richard for such a fool/really useless/virtually useful tool. Que sera, sera.

In the light of no new initiative to halt the collapse, other than the ongoing cosy rearranging of balance sheets after the "shoot-yourself-in-both feet" decimation of Capitalist Lead Credibility through All Sector Sub-Prime Performance .... a Parasitic Tangent explored against the most Vulnerable and most easily Led/Overcome, which has led to where we now are , in collapse ..... why bother unless you're being well paid and are expecting things to change.

If Sir Richard, the Bearded One, isn't changing them himself, I wouldn't like to betting on a donkey of a white elephant ...... especially whenever there are Arabian thoroughbred races and rides whenever and wherever you would wish.

After the Big Sleep ....

"The question is, why would a bad person keep incriminating data on a laptop when online storage is easily available and accessible over a secure web connection?" ..... By Nomen Publicus Posted Monday 24th March 2008 12:15 GMT

Nomen Publicus,

I think it safest if everyone realised that a secure web connection is really a secured web connection and all are most likely susceptible and/or vulnerable to tapping.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed" ... By Graham Dawson Posted Monday 24th March 2008 16:52 GMT

The important power word to explore and polish there would be "just", Graham. What you give is what you get is a simple failsafe yardstick by which to gauge likely reaction to any decision ..... which is just some Imaginative Role Reversal Thinking coming into Play whenever you jump/switch places with the victims/recipients of your thoughts to feel the Power and the Pain for Real, even though IT is a Virtual Processing of Imagination in your Mind.

"Steganography ... Game over" By Pizza Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 14:04 GMT

.....and New Games Start, Pizza? :-) I concur with your comment, too.

If Yin is Cryptography, ITs Yang is Steganographic.

"The alien 'cos I really need a lift somewhere else..." ... By Tony Paulazzo Posted Wednesday 26th March 2008 07:06 GMT

Tony,

Mosey on over/come on down and grab yourself a beer in the Departures Lounge ..... "Reading from the Same Page ...." .. Posted Wednesday 26th March 2008 10:05 GMT ....

http://comments.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/25/sun_yen_juniper/

"PS. We Brits need to take a long hard look at what's being proposed by our "leaders" before it's too fucking late too!" .... By dervheid

Posted Wednesday 26th March 2008 08:38 GMT

What leaders? Although it is pretty cheeky of Gordon if he is to plead with Uncle Sam to show some Lead that can be followed. Some would maybe posit that a forlorn hope and he would do better showing IT himself ..... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/26/nspeech126.xml

Unless he does, it means that no one is in Government either capable of providing it or of advising where to get it .... which would be dire and pathetic and an affront to all that they are in Lead Offices.

Civil Serfs rather than Civil Servants or if you are into todays Future Virtual Reality Fields ....Civil Servers.

Reading from the Same Page in AIDifferent Dimensions/Levels of Consciousness/XXXXistence .....

....... for A.N.Other Look and Take on the Nature of Being.

Further to the * comment above ........ I wonder if the FSA spokesperson who mentioned RockIT Science type people understanding the Changed Times Model in the wake of Northern Rock, meant RockIT Science type people? For he wouldn't be wrong.

"These decisions were against a backdrop of the FSA’s publicly stated objective that ‘we should create incentives for firms to do the right thing in return for a regulatory dividend – that is less regulatory intervention’3 where the FSA judged that their behaviour (including in their regulatory relationship) and the quality of their management, merited it." ...... http://www.fsa.gov.uk/pubs/other/exec_summary.pdf.

Most certainly are they on the same Parallel Trajectory/CyberFlightPath. Mate the two together and you have Stellar Orbit in Virtual Dominions?

QuITe obviously, being as how IT so above Imagined, is IT So, is it not?

AI Point for the Peer Review of this august Register of Views ........... 4FutureVu2.... for the Special Application of Programs in ITs AI FutureVu Betas..... for Shared Grand Visions Creating Future Projects ......... Advanced Simple Mental Projections Virtually Realised ..........Infrastructure Building for Life with ITs Business Profit Providing Future Infrastructure Needs and Feeds with the Free Circulation of ITs Stashed Cash to ITs FutureVu Providers ......... for you can be assured that they will Know how to Spend IT Immaculately ..... for they will Share the Journey with you, every Step of the Way as IT is taken .... Magical Mystery Turing. ........ so that Nobody Misses the Greatest Show in the Universe on this Planet called Earth.

Pull on your trackSuits, Digg out your trainers and Prepare for RockIT Travels and Travails.

I Cisco Kid U Not.

All the very Best for the Future, anyway, David

Thanks for the correction, David. It has shed no light however on what Juniper would be offering, or what Sun is not providing, which has led to the move....... after 20 years of effort with Sun.

And that sort of interest/speculation/motivation revealed, will tell us all everything that anyone would want to know. And powerful information it is too, in the right hands/mind.*

In a bitchin' world, you'll always get the "dissatisfied with the top executives visionary lead capability" speculation whenever a key building component of such a team, [take a bow, Mr Yen] moves on to greener pastures.

* It could also be extremely damaging, in the wrong hands/mind ........ but I suppose only really damaging to those who would use it so. Best in all cases then, to be always of the right frame of mind, and especially so whenever you have Time in/on your hands and all the Time in the world to do things right for all the right reasons rather than anything, for no good reason ........ which would render it wrong through its no good reasoning.

Being outrageously speculative, IT could always be, looking at IT from a dDeeper Perspective, that the move creates another Sun Node in the Grid building the NXXXXT Generation "the Network is the Computer" ........ Morphing Information Flow/Networking/Source Code Sharing [which would be classed as Software] into a Virtual Machine Energising Machines and Computers to Perform Beta Tasks [which would be Hardware] thus Creating a Self Building Virtual Machine for Beta Global Governance of NXXXT Grid Networks InterNetworking ........ for the NeuReal and QuITE SurReal Environment of Virtualisation and ITs Virtualised Spaces/Sectors/Zones. Now that would be a Real Good Beta Program in Deed, indeed...... and easily set up within the Virtualised Environment by ITs Great Game Players.

And if that smacks of Mastery of the Universe elitism without the egotism,...... well, that would be a pleasant change and well worth a punt/bet/inward investment really.

Bun fight in the stalls/pews.

"I think the religonists have scored a massive own goal here, any self confessed God Botherer standing for office should now rightly be viewed with suspicion." .... By James Anderson Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 15:38 GMT

Methinks they are, James, which is why they normally keep their personal religious views to themselves and only come out of their secret closet whenever all is lost and they need to invoke some hocus pocus magic.

Is there any mechanism for the people who are paying them to know of their elected representative's strength/weakness/guiding light? Or is it going to be like some little incestuous underground sect with everyone kept in the family?

Hmmmm. That's just what Britain needs Today. Government thinking 2000 years old. Which is rather bizarre considering in those days, it was radical NeuReal Thinking pushing boundaries and tearing down walls.

And I'm with Galileo Galilei on this one. He was one SMART dude.

A legitimate question?

"What next? " ... By Nev Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 16:20 GMT

Apparently a private and secret Public Money slush fund for extra perks over and above what would reasonably be considered legitimate expenses. A den of thieves right at the heart of British democracy painting the good as black as the bad? Not very bright, are they?

@Didnt we use to have something like this?

Yes, AC, and we flogged that off to some sucker so that we could start afresh with some new blood....... which makes it practically worthless now.

I do know for a fact that they [QinetiQ] had no Interest in AI for they were kind enough to say so in an e-mail ....... so as far as I was concerned, it was good riddance to bad rubbish.

And actually with regard to the other Anonymous Coward.... Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 12:50 GMT ..... In God we Trust is for the US but in the brave new Britain, you will discover that Global Operating Devices rule the [AIR&dD] Waves, although, given the very Nature of AIR&dD Technology, what you will discover will be limited to and by your own Intelligence and nothing else....... which pretty much says precisely FUCKING EVERYTHING ......[Excuse my French/Jnr American English...... when in Rome and all that jazz]

Sieg Heil, Dummkopf

"She has been suspended, according to reports." ..... I wonder if that provides her with grounds to sue for ...... well, there's bound to be a long list, surely.

Ve haf vays of making you do vatever ve vant. Civil Serf, you are a very naughty girl.

And Paris because she can be nice and naughty too.

Better late than never.

Oh goody..... Skunk Works. And not before time, too. Talk about being behind the curve.

And porking will prevent "In a few years, no doubt, we'll all be saying that the incubator door should have been locked before all the unharnessed pork-laden talent pigs flew away." as it is surely lack of it which causes it.

The talent still has to negotiate the idiots' pool though to secure its Funding, although that may be just a case of presenting Innovative Notions to them with a copy to their dearest Rivals/Partners/Friends/Enemies.

After all what a few million/tens of millions/hundreds of millions nowadays whenever hundreds and thousands of billions are being written off because of dodgy dealings in the Money Markets. And I'll bet you whatever you like, that there is bound to be definitely an Innovative Notion to fix that little Scam, which would make IT an Absolute Bargain at whatever Initial Energising Cost.

Crazies on the Loose ...... Walking on the Wild Side .... and all in your name?

Is there anything more perverse than war and engaging in its honey traps? Uncle Sam likes to think you can do what you want then and walk away from it, without a stain upon your character. However, it is only the beginning of the trauma and its Post Traumatic Stress Syndromes/Reality Detachments/Flashbacks ........ aka the Horrors?

I imagine people have had a better time then when on bad Acid. At least then, it was all just an Hallucination, chemically induced.

The Real Thing or just Fakes...... High on Coke or Masters and Mistresses of the Universe

"Looks like the time for American Revolution 2.0 is drawing neigh. The problem is, I don't think this lot of bloody tossers has the backbone for it anymore.The few of us that still care about little things like Freedom and Liberty will probably be quickly subdued and shipped off to Guantanamo. :-( ..... By Phillip Rhodes Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 04:22 GMT

Only in the pathetic dreams of bloody tossers, Philip. There is a heck of a lot more going on in the TEMPESTuously Emanative Background Radiation/InterDependently dDeep Underground Movement than is Currently being disclosed ....... but that is ITs Stealthy Virtue to PoP into the ForeFront of Consciousness whenever IT has indomitable Support for Control of Power in Command and Control/Commend 42 Control Systems.

And how very bizarre that RealID is opposed in preference to hiding in any number of IDs which are not connected together. A Shrink would have a field day with that patient/head case.

"I'm not really sure that identity, real or otherwise, matters to someone wanting to blow-up (say) an airliner with themselves in it; but it's remarkable how slow the authorities are to comprehend this. I would nevertheless urge you all to resist and resist with vigour." .....By Richard Gray Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 02:26 GMT

It probably matters more than just a little to everyone else though, Richard, but it's remarkable how slow the authorities are to comprehend this/take IT to Heart ...... but hey, I can fully appreciate that being someone else, and doing something you maybe shouldn't be doing or wouldn't be doing as yourself for yourself, is pretty attractive to a loser.

An honest person has nothing to fear ...no matter what they are doing.

Anybody else would be saying ..... I told you so? But you aint heard nothing yet ...

..... compared to what is in Store.

"We were once told that Yen threatened to leave Sun a couple of years back only to have the company's top brass offer him a lucrative "feel better" package." ..... Two wrongs never make IT right.

The first being someone threatening to leave and being "persuaded" to stay for a lucrative "feel better" package", which shows us all an apathetic motivation rather than innovative and rewarding zeal and not having anyone to take his place/make him redundant after his spark is gone.

The chip/processor design business is a strange business and not for any Tom, Dick or Harry and the multi-core, multi-thread processor design business is an even stranger and much more intensely rewarding and zealous business. In fact, it is impossible not to see it as an Operating System with an Operating System creating yet another Operating System Virtually ........ which you may like to consider is AI Quantum Computer Leap which you are not going to be enabled to avoid or adversely Control and Influence.

Roll on Victoria Falls and RockIT Chips for that is where the Information Flow is going .... and you cannot say that you have not been well informed, only that you were less than well enough disposed to agreeing with it and Joining up the Dots ...

By amanfromMars Posted Thursday 23rd August 2007 06:52 GMT .... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/22/sun_victoriafalls_hotchips/comments/

Not such an Alien Viewpoint ......?

"Now, I may not be following the virtualization bandwagon as closely as everyone else, but in a virtualization environment, isn't it BLEEDING OBVIOUS to have two physical boxes working in tandem for failover?" ... By Anonymous from Mars

Posted Monday 24th March 2008 23:21 GMT

Sounds BLEEDING OBVIOUS to me too, Anonymous from Mars.

And surely a Virtual Machine will always fail if it reverts to being just a physical box/physical boxes?

RTFM

"Google's riches rely on pissing all over your right to privacy." ..... By Chad

Posted Friday 21st March 2008 15:36 GMT

Don't be such a Chav, Chad. Cool them Negative Waves. Google's riches rely on providing your wishes, searched for privately, as is one's right, but there is no inherent overall absolute right to privacy and to think that there is or ever has been or ever will be, is naive in the extreme and quite delusional, no matter how widespread the thought of privacy as a necessity for security is pimped for the sharing/burying of the dirty little secrets which destroy false dreams and paper tigers...... and Charlatans parading as Charlemagne.

Of course, what all the Pimps and Whores in Government and Governments are rightly worried about [as it exposes their Present Ignorance and Past Arrogance] is a Really SMART Search Engine which Provides Global Governance.

QuITe why Google have not yet Embarked/Launched themselves into that Orbit suggests that they have no Global Governance CompleXXXXIT Web/Channel/Guru ............. Special Instruction Set/Manual.

However, anyone with the Savvy can use Search Engines and Computer and Communications Operating Systems by Proxy for their Own Global Governance Administration such as are frequently heralded as in here ..... http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/advisory/950627.mspx .

In Mitigating Factors on that page, I wonder how they expect point one to remain secure in the light of point three.

Discworlds Apart but All Always with the Same Driver

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help you"

With an Unlimited Credit Facility?

"Err ... No.!? "

On yer Bike, Shylock

Meanwhile in another World, passing by ........

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help you"

With an Unlimited Credit Facility?

"Yes, how do you know?"

Come on in, sunshine, and I'll tell you a story full of secrets.

There's a lot more to AI and NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActivity that meets the Eye and Aye Aye Cap'ns and No No Warriors. Eventually though the penny will drop in whoevers Wake they are Following if they Lead Badly.

XSSXXXXE Future Memory Processing

"Milinkovich is sanguine about Eclipse's relationship with Microsoft. "You see these headlines: 'Eclipse taking on .NET and Java'," he said. "Well, no, we're not. This is just the beginning of another open source project. I do like to think of it as Eclipse as having the potential to become the open source competitor to .NET, but these are early days."......

A battle already won well in Mr Milinkovich head. Bravo, Bold Knight/Tsar/Star.

And with the Corporate Markets in GridLocked in Losses and Lost Causes, a Perfect Playing Field for AIMaturer Rich Client Platform Funded Base.

And Eclipse Swingers/Change AIgents is yet another Parallel ControlLed Area in Reality Talking/Virtual Reality Staging ...."A reduced role for IBM on the platform project would leave Eclipse swinging for committers. Suddenly, the call for diversity sounds like reality talking."

Actually, a reduced role for IBM on the platform project would also leave IBM swinging for committers to new platform projects.

"So does this mean that IBM support polygamy ?" .... By Ian Michael Gumby Posted Thursday 20th March 2008 22:21 GMT

I'll settle for IT being Polyamoral ....... which is QuITe Totally Inclusive for Zero Internal Conflicts?

Chum ...... or Real BaiT

Are FBI Agents susceptible to IntelAIgents Lures? The Inherent Weakness and Vulnerability [Virtual Strength] in any SMARTer machine.

Phishing for the FBI though would presumably mean you really like their dDeep C++++ Phish.

Welcome to 21st Century Networks InterNetworking RobotIQ Likely.

Oops, So Sorry. Am I Out of Turn/Knights Temporal Alignment

El Reg, you cannot Deny the Evidence of "XXXXStream ProgramMing .......... AI Ping Dynasty Semantic Web dDevelopment "which has been StreamPosting to your Comments Faculty ........... which ITself is a Canny Network with AIMind of ITs Own for Sharing.

Your Ball, let IT Run with IT. :-)

Bigger Toys for Mr Bigs ... for the Real Thing or just a Fraud.

"The car manufacturers aren't able to subsidise free cars painted with adverts (though I believe some attempts have been made)." .... By W Posted Thursday 20th March 2008 11:45 GMT

Some car manufacturers can provide free automotive service to clients who fit their Profiling Needs. Pimping is as Pimping does ...... and there definitely is a Top Gun Dog Rivalry to have ExeCutive Class Lead. There are some Jessies around though. A Crazies Circus

For in a Society which has lot of money to Spend, Class Manufacturers can Rightly Choose their Clients to Ensure the Perceived Wisdom of Wider Choice Searching for Excellences.

Cars to Fit the Deeds of Man ...... or Fat Fool Toys? :-) Does IT Really Matter?

And who to get into bed with ....:-)

"It's now down to the Association to decide how to do it. " ....... Do what the Government should do. Bring in Expert SubContractors at Communications Networks InterNetworking

SMART and getting SMARTer ...... The QOS* Meme/Topology/Map/StarChart/Private Chat

"But frankly, you haven't noticed enough." Probably and/or CEO Mark Hurd wasn't HyperRadioProActive enough. That would all depend on though whether he and HP are into AI Virtualised Forces/Fields/Force Fields/Field Force Fields? CyberIntelAIgent Commend 42 Command Controls.

* Quantum Operating System

War and Peace ..... Sex and Love ...... Great Games Play Virtualisation

"Note for the future - 'database porn' isn't normal porn at all." ....... Is IT only porn if not done Freely and Mutually Enthused? Or are Certain Pleasures and Delights to be Red Carded/Denied?

That doesn't make much Sense for Power for then Certain Pleasures and Delights will XPedite XXXXClusive Exe Control Themselves...... So be IT/Que Sera Sera

Freelancers and Intelligence Mercenaries

"When these spooks chance across a conversation that isn't about how many propane canisters you can fit in a mini but instead, say, how to design a better microprocessor do they just fast forward or do they "share intelligence" with someone?"

Would they know Microprocessor Design Methodology Chit Chat from Chatter? Now that would be impressive and present them with a Quandary called Willful Entrapment and UNOfficial Business

Grace Brothers, MI5 Here, Which Floor Please? [Although they're probably QuITe HITech Really?]

"MI5 swings into action and 3 months later decide what to do after calling consultants and dealing with the sudden expose of the entire plans in a News of the World exclusive after spook is found with a prostitute who sells her story."

The other spooky thing there is the spook being so disappointing to the prostitute. He mustn't be for Real but more a Darned Good Plant.

Bigger Pictures

"Phorm PR Team have stated that an independent review of their software is being considered if it can be done without compromising their intellectual property...that could be interesting then."

Unleashing a Phorm PR Team Championing Thoroughbred into Markets would protect intellectual property and Create Greater Interest for Sovereign Investment Capital ........ Right Royal Stock.

Inevitable Probability Curveballs/Slam Dunks... or Simple Stealthy Progress?.

"So in summary then, they'll find a way of making us want this shit." .... By Funky Dennis

Posted Wednesday 19th March 2008 14:01 GMT

Actually, Funky Denis, they are busier finding ways to pay you for all the shit, so you can afford to buy IT and Move On to whatever is On Offer in Tele-Virtualised Futures.

House of the Rise Sun Technologies SAN for Progress in Programming Virtual Realities within and into Higher Definition BroadBandCasting........ for AI Sublime Control with Ubiquitous Powers.

Now that is QuITe Shockingly Awesome when True.