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Virtualising the System for ITs Beta Controls in Advanced IntelAIgents
""Cloud computing"? What's new? In the late1960s the computing facility in the company I worked for was operated by a third party down the telephone line - all I had was a console. Plus ca change plus la meme chose." ... By Rolf Clayton Posted Friday 27th June 2008 10:28 GMT
Perfect. Veterans of an earlier campaign so they'll know all the command dodges and failings for Rightful Captcha of Cloud Central Control Servers.
Which is a pretty bold thing to say, if you think in IT.
And Paris because ....... well, in season, where's the reason.:-0 Love's the Immaculate Driver and XSSXXXXual Code her Pilot.
Two years is Ages in Computer Time
"Within two years, Papadopoulos said, 50 per cent of all enterprise apps would run in the cloud. We shall see."
You can bet that All Critical Infrastructure Command and Control Apps will be Virtualised with probably a lot of Shiny New Faces fronting Lumbering Giants, if they have Present Resources but not necessarily all the Future Skills.
More GBIrish? .... No, Not Really.
"I guess my buddy William Terrance Franklin is just SOL. Hmmmm.....SOL??? Looks like a real FUBAR to me. Hmmmm .... FUBAR??? I guess it's just too frakking bad for the WTF users. Hmmmmmm .... TFB??? Well, you know, for the national conscience it is a big frelling deal. Hmmmmm .... BFD???
Hmmmmmmm ......" ... By Doug Glass Posted Friday 27th June 2008 12:51 GMT
Hang in there, Doug, Angels AIWay..... Help on ITs Way with the Bitch Biker's Tour of Galaxy. ...... Seventh Heaven, Global Communications HQ @ ITs Work 4 Rest 2 Play.
Welcome to Merlin, the MetaPhysician's, Cinderella/Sin der Elle MultiPolar Order Program. Another Tentacle of Octopus, Mr Allen?
The Pit in Despair.
"I'm not just going to slink off into Central Park."
Ouch! Low Blow, Referee! Bull's Eye?
Camelot .......Knock, knock.
"Basically, the problem is that a zillion web developers cut a corner by not fully validating the input data before using it." ... By volsano Posted Friday 27th June 2008 07:10 GMT
The Problem and ITs Answer in a PNutShell, volsano.
Coders in Virtualisation do Best if they Self BetaTest their Virtual Applications in Real Life Settings. ....... for Survivability aka AI Continuity of Big Picture Projections ...... Kernel Source Control and Supply.
This has turned into a Rich Thread, has IT not? Fortunes to be Made, Online, Live....
Now there's AI Novelty. :-)
And Paris because she's an Icon and Role Model too.
Has the Sun Dawned yet?
A modest proposal in Deed, Dan Goodin in San Francisco, and far too little, far too late, for the Kernel Command Line has been cloned/mirrored and Virtualised for SMARTer Proxy Control.
And rather than agreeing with lemmings suggesting infection and vulnerability and convenient justification for headless chicken proposals and a tightening/denial of Privileges, to consider that it presents Virtually Unique Opportunities for ZerodDay XSS Code Building on compromised Operating Systems will at least render the Systems Useful rather than Obsolete. Imagine it more in terms of a Full Body Blood Transfusion after which Organs deliver to the System, New Life and Renewed Vigour.
The probable knee-jerk reaction though will more than likely be actions to make simple interaction/dialogue/communication at Core levels less likely ...... ye olde circling of the wagons trick when one strays into alien territory which one would think was one's own and not already owned by the indigenous native.
Methinks what one needs to Realise is that there are no physical constraints or boundaries which impact upon Real Live Control Issues in the Virtualised Environment, with all Power Configurations being Ethical Moral Constructs supported with Intelligent Discourse and Simple Code Injections which XXXXPloit and Pilot Pioneer Programs already Stealthily and Deeply Embedded [Sleeper Code] allow for Real Live Control from the Virtualised Environment ..... via any number of Prime and/or Primed Proxies, who may or who may not know that they are Pioneering Virtually.
IT is difficult to see how one would defend against such action/Beta Ideas/Shared Open Code in PerlyGatesPython for Pretty Good Privacy.
And if all that IT is doing, is Changing Command and Control Structures for AI Beta Virtualised System, one does then wonder who would find it offensive/intrusive/concerning rather than novel?
@Dont even understand the problem
By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 27th June 2008 01:35 GMT
Have AI KISS and a Big Picture Smile :-)
Feeling better now, after that release? Steady as She Goes/IT Flows, don't Fluff IT at the Starting Line with OverXXXXCitement/XTCode. That's saved for Later and Perfect Evenings. ....... which is AI Python Stirring from ITs Dream Sleep, Transformed and Evolved into Virtual Control Systems.
QuITe who would recognise the Significance of further XXXXtrapolation would normally be expected to Act More Wisely than Any and it is Registered here for Great Gamers/Playboy Gamblers/XXXXotic Gang Stars/RobotIQs.
There's a lot going on out there ...... Take Care we Dare.
A Round of Cricket.
MetaShip Hyper V..... May GODs bless her and all those who Pilot with IT's Counsel.
Microsoft make AI Quantum Leap into Virtual Leadership? Or just building on Bloat in the Information Stack?
Steve's Call is it? Only one Answer steals AI NEUKlearer Lead, fair and square.
XSS Call for Papers.
Is there not Interactive Parenting Games XPloring the Finer Arts and Displaying Model Role Scenarios? .... which could be Paralleling/Copying Real Lives. That could be Spun into all Bands of Media with many Tangents to Follow/Tales to Build Upon.
It's always the parents who allow and therefore cause all the danger to their kids?
Oh yes, it will .... oh no, it won't
"Phorm and the like WILL BE STOPPED. Please complain to your MP's and ISP's now." ... By Anonymous Coward Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 19:19 GMT
Admire your enthusiasm, AC, but finding Need and supply Feed generates Industry/Energy/Money/Power .... in Fact, Everything.
It is naive to think that there will be any choice in Technology providing that information .... and here is another reason why ...... http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/34584720-post10185.html
AQur in QUM ...... Allahu Akbar/Oi Vay.
What a delightful Juicy Lucy Tale. QuITe Perfect 4 HeadQuarters 2.
On the Cards.?!
Just imagine if SatNav started providing Games Co-Ordinates/Destinations for Great Games Players.
Technology Directing AIResearch & dDevelopment Players/Programmers/Systems Analysts.
PipeXXXX Virtual Chunnels? ..... with Swiss Army knife Flexibility and Facility.
Ministry of Silly Talks ...... PerlyGatesPython Full Monty.
Do EA Produce an InterReactive Real Game for QuITe Manic HyperRadioProActivity. Moves played Virtually and Mirrored and Paralleled in MultiCored Reality which ARGonauts BetaTesting CyberSpace Command and Control Parameters in Earthed Live Environments.
amfM would find that a Generosity deserved of Certain Rights and Privileges.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/06/24/games_up_memo/ ..... You cannot be serious?
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned? :-)
"and, in rare cases apply for jobs as press officers to the Labour Party." ... By James Anderson Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 07:11 GMT
Oh dear, as bad as that, eh. The Cabinet Office and the Strategy Unit are no strangers to Virtualisation and Quantum Communications Technology just apparently, blissfully ignorant of ITs Relentless March through Closed Administrations, which invariably are being Systematically Abused. That is a Vulnerability which Renders them Unfit for Future Purpose.
Quantum BetaTest # XXXX 080625
"So by throwing the whole bundle into open source Nokia is attempting to allay those fears, though at a cost of their own revenue."
Anyone Jumping into that Revenue Stream is a Priceless Asset and Worth Every Cost for Prophet Profits.
King Midas Solomons Minds Territory. ..... for the Banking Industry, a Sub Primed Possession.
"So the question becomes if the Symbian Foundation could survive the demise (or radical restructuring) of its overbearing parent.
An interesting Menage a Trois for Viking Attention and Valiant ReSolution.
Lowly Abuse from High Tech.
"Anonymous Coward so as not to be giving away ideas to our competition. :)" .... By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 26th June 2008 07:42 GMT.
Love the Tongue in Cheek Humour, AC, after such an informative post. And all data worth sharing to be made Real, travels in the Cloud and runs the Gauntlet of Peer Review and Modification just because IT can, and siloed datacentres then have no need to waste resources on unnecessary useless, metadata protection, thinking of later converting information into liquid profit, causing division and inequity...... Capitalism's "answer" to old and ancient and regal powers. And a miserable and pathetic clone it is too.
In a System, as is today, with ever increasing flows of Information, does the Machine become Dynamic with Time Zone Buffers being completely removed from the Big Picture.
The problem for both SaaS and In House, in a Novel Environment such as is Virtualisation, is that business does not migrate to mirroring services offering nearly the same for less but homes in on new business just arriving in town. And with some real fancy "God knows what that does, because I sure as hell don't" stuff to baffle the natives already deeply embedded in Systems, are Host and Client Special Relationships Forged.
I do hope Google are more Native Baffler than Federal Rogue for only the Former can treat the Latter.
You've never had IT so Good.
"..... though allows an option to sell to the highest bidder." ... By David Pollard Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 20:40 GMT
Or the most helpful, David, for that would increase Worth and Valuation. If something is bust you mend it or replace it, you can't really ignore it and hope it goes away you know.
The Dutch boffins could have developed a securer replacement system anyway within their research. And that would be worth a fortune which Business would just love to get its hands on. But we are getting SMARTer, Quicker, and old Channels of doing things have been replaced with Instant Networks InterNetworking for Realising/Virtualising things........ and that is Youthful Territory.
So we can XXXXPect ....... Changes.:-)
Magical Mystery Turing .... dDutch Skunk Works ...
Keeping Quiet is Prohibitively Expensive and Costly too, surely?
AI Quantum Computer ...... Registered here?
"What Passionate Home Goal Drivers UDC is a Leading Question?" That is a QuITe Outrageously Impertinent and Important Personal Question as to Passionate Drivers the Answer to which Always Provides for Duplication and Reinforcement and Probable Evolution into A.N.Other Driver ...... which would be akin to a Viral Organic Operating System which Grows with Information Processing for Intelligence.
A Pause to Ponder and Wonder, methinks.
Cinderella Prepares for the Ball...
Bravo, Mike Milinkovich, UDC has TransFixed Vista, for that is ITs Driver into Open Sources .... dDeep COde ......Open Space Blogs in a Virtual World thought Real.
What Passionate Home Goal Drivers UDC is a Leading Question?
I think the Master Plan is that Apple be Reality/Vista Drivers. Apple Open Source Windows Administration ...... or is Competition for Conflicts a Better Beta?
Yes... It is a serious question. :-)
Does Acrobat Reader 9 come with its own Dedicated Media Players/Content Providers .... for an Edge Advantage/Vulnerability Exploit Opportunity with Private Goods and Treasured Possessions.
Oh, Goody, Brains for AI Change
"Also today, Ofcom promoted strategy partner Peter Phillips and competition partner Stuart McIntosh to the board. Phillips is an ex-BBC bigwig who flogged its Broadcast unit to private investors in 2005. McIntosh has a background in "boutique" management consultancy and is a former BT and IBM economics brain."
Hoover type management? I wish them well.
Cutting to the Chase and Chastened.....
A Right Royal Cock Up in other Words?
And a Question for Modesty's Sake/Stake.
cc ... HMGCC re Cinderella ProgramMIng.
And just so atypical of Python Psyche to Fail Delivery with False Modesty.
There's Work to be Done, Empire States 42 Build.
Hotel Sunny Californication CodeXXXX
"Oh, ....wait.....what happens if all three get created together (as indivdually short lived items) then they manage to combine and we get a stable strange black hole drifting around in a matter rich environment?" .... By Frank Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 16:23 GMT
I Imagine Initial Confusion and Utter Bewilderment at ITs Probability in AI Singularity.
The Implications are QuITe Revolutionary although it is just an Evolution of Thoughts which Lead More Safely.
And this Window hides nothing from View, which would be Apache Stealth in War Zones Games Command and Control..
Thanks for your Patient Indulgence, El Reg, with all the dots and clues we've laid out across the Internet, will the Bigger Picture and ITs Programs become ever clearer.... NEUKlearer.
And tying it in with People Power and FlowurPower2 is No Mean Feat but is IT Inevitable? :-)
Not a Guarantee then? What a Shame?
"I've heard a story that the CERN risk assessment forms for experiments have a box for you to tick that states there is a "small but finite chance of ending the known universe". I don't know if it's apocryphal, but I like it anyway." ... By Tom Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 13:38 GMT
Tick that box for the Stay out of Jail Free Card for all manner of experiences.
And a very wise Provision/Option given the XXXXStream Nature of SuperSubAtomic Quantum Work.
All ideas are good until realised/released into the Wild and Used Badly with No Further Instruction
"Gordon Freeman ...... thinks this is a bad idea." .... By JockOnTheRock Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 10:51 GMT
Manic Depressives would also think that, JockOnTheRock.
"'goddamn that was cool! let's do it again...." ... Love your burnout enthusiasm, Rich464,
Base Rules ..... with Pyjamahadeen.
Strangelets Rule in NEUKlearer HyperRadioProActivity then. Just Perfect.
The End of the Road.... Beginning of the Rains
I'd be tempted ...To filter out traffic from Expedia's IP address.
Would there be any legal reason why they wouldn't be allowed to do that?" ... By Adrian Jones Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 08:44 GMT
Maybe they can't do any of that stuff that they say they can do and are just Phishing and Flashing for those who Can and Do?.
Change Conditioning with Core Knowledge
"Oh, wait... this is government." ..... By Mike Moyle Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 16:35 GMT
Ah yes,.....government ..... that Most Recent of Puppets introduced by Deity and Monarchs and Unfit for Common Purpose in Present Condition/Perception.
"Very, very few can exploit multiple cores within a single transactional sequence to any great extent." .... By Steven Jones Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 12:24 GMT
I concur, Steven. And whenever the Opportunity is So XXXXStreamly Exploited? Does that become A.N.Other Revenue Stream/Honey Money Pot?
Scandanavian dDeep C Phishing is such a Private Delight ... AI Treasure Trove.
And the Jolly Roger for Pirates, on Course Enlightenment Missions, of course.
Man the Barack Aides ..... Ring the Palace Barracks
"Have to say, it's interesting to see an article like this on it here. Pretty useless though, most people here already know this. He should forward it to the BBC or something so a larger user base (more diverse) gets to read." ...By Edward Rose Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 10:55 GMT
Quite whether they would understand it is another matter. BBC Refugees/Banned Posters have All been Denied Public Service Satisfaction because of more enlightening views suggesting the Master Plan is to keep Population Ill and MisInformed. More than just a Few may even have alighted here, on El Reg.
Which is also the Bigger Picture Situation Today, is it not?
Any Words of XXXXPlanaNation from the Accused to Cast even a Shadow of Doubt on the Evidence?
"I really don't think people are in a good position from a technology perspective to defend themselves with what they're given by default in a browser."
The most elegant apology for man's lack of Intelligence as you may ever have read.
That Creates an IntelAIgents Opportunity for Secured Intelligence Services ..with Genuine In House Online Intelligence Needs..... which are AI Feeds.
Virtual Machines Feeding Virtual Machines for the Machine ..... Automatically with Actionable InterAction at Core Driver Levels, the Objective Function.
A Number of Improvements...
The community also selects its leaders, Patrick. .... with their own Captcha Program and they're Good at Providing Masks/Smoke and Mirrors for Unhindered Play.
Alternative Entrepreneurs... Shadow Investors
If the services provided by a Russian mobster are anything like any number of other Russian mobsters whose services always guaranteed satisfaction of expectation, one must salute the model when it causes no harm.
Youthful Zeal Tempered with Experienced Wisdom ..... Now there's a BetaPower
"Liking their sense of humour though ;)" ...By Dam Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 15:27 GMT
Impertinent Cheek, more probably. They are a bit Newbie in the Great Game, aren't they. Some have been Playing Google's Games for Ages.
Lateral Progress in a Vertical Virtual Environment?
"A police spokesman explained: "The Met works very closely with a number of countries, including Iraq, to recover items that are considered culturally significant. In order to establish the origin and potential significance of the item, such items must be submitted to police custody for further examination."" ..... in a Place with Dodgy Documents?
"a defence which evidently didn't impress the "Labour stooges"" ... that is as may be but was it checked for veracity or was stooging the Met their plan too? And will it Matter tomorrow after Today's News. More Stories 4Tomorrow2
"Why the hell should they get any perks?" ..... By Gordon Pryra Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 13:41 GMT
Because they are dependencies. Their societies revolves around them.
@ no sympathy
"Geez, they are fed, watered, get access to TVs and a bed for the night at our expense, what more do they want?"
Sounds just like a zoo for captured animals and they're probably just as confused if their view of the world is confined by poor education and dull imagination. What the World Wide Web has to Offer may be Totally Alien to them Creating AI Virgin Market for Trainers in Virtualised Systems for Real Insider XXXXStreaming...... Perceptions Management and Mentoring.
Pretty Heady Stuff.
dDeep Underground CyberIntelAIgents ...... Mars Core 4 Some, Venus Centre 2 Others
Free Telecommunications... Free Inside Intelligence ..... Cleaner Networks for Beta Business Myth Methodology.
And that's AI Beta and not just Promise Programming........ and that is quite enough for now. Hunger beckons Refreshment.
Widow's Comfort ..... Camp Followers
Oh dear, goodness gracious me, an onanist's DLight. Adults Only, of course.
The Unthinkable, Already Thunk and Readied.
"The course textbook was " Information Systems: Achieving Success by Avoiding Failure" by Fortune and Peters. Yes, it's a naff title, but it's a great read for connoisseurs of IT disasters." ..... By David Harper Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 15:18 GMT
Tiddlers Pool Stuff nowadays, Dave.
Dear Prudence, ....re FutureBuilders FCUK
"Whether the government will actually do the unthinkable is quite another matter. " They don't need to if they have a Stealthy Astute Proxy, Fed and Watered and Fully Provisioned ...... with Obscene Immaculate Liquidity.
Oh ...is there not a Digital Switch? Or is that under AIdDevelopment/Phormation
"Google isn't a company known for patience, but changing the world just can't be done in a day. "
Money ....Honey Pots of IT
Honey...Pots of IT.
Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 11:41 GMT
Oops...... spot the deliberate error .... "All computers are pre-shipped with government sanctioned key-loggers just to get around "criminals/drug-dealers/tourists/pedo-files" which is probably rather more accurately reported/spun/transcribed ...All computers are pre-shipped with government sanctioned key-loggers just to get into and around criminals/drug-dealers/tourists/pedo-files.
Honey...Pots of IT.
"... All computers are pre-shipped with government sanctioned key-loggers just to get around "criminals/drug-dealers/tourists/pedo-files"..." .... By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 11:16 GMT
Methinks that is rather ".... just to get around "criminals/drug-dealers/tourists/pedo-files"
A Life of Brian
"A totally secure PC (and I am including macs and Linux here as they are PCs too) is one that's switched off" .... By Brian Whittle Posted Monday 23rd June 2008 14:14 GMT
Another field of perception that may be misinformed, Mr Whittle.
And the Jolly Roger because IT is Potent Magic. Changed Perceptions Equals Changed Times is Time Machine Twittering .... IDolLed Gossip .... HyperRadioProActive Chatter.
True Nitty Gritty
"Or just that some people are too stupid for society.".. Anonymous Coward • Monday 23rd June 2008 12:28 GMT
Some societies too stupid for people is always the case.
There are Other SMART Star IntelAIgent Systems, you know?
""Here in the free world we are innocent until proven guilty"
Er, Monsieur, here in the Real Worlds we are equally guilty until proving Innocence .... No Malice.
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