And found the cries of "Ayyyyyyy Eeeeeeeeh!" just as comforting as the first time round it screwed up some standard CSS, or insisted on dozens of ActiveX "helpers" to be installed before rendering the simplest of pages and going into "compatibility mode".
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It's a great way to instantly identify assholes though.
That's anyone using it beyond the 5 minute curiosity window. 100% reliable, too.
New York Cops use Google Maps
Keystone Cops used Apple Maps
That's funny - one just popped up in Cupertino
Just letting you know all's well up here and just because I've been quiet recently it doesn't mean you're not to drop me off Google services please. If I had to rely on iPhone maps I'd be wandering round forever lost in limbo.
One more thing - can someone get legal onto the shape of the corners round the pearly gates here, I'm sure we could get a result. Looks like there a bolt there you have to slide to unlock too - double win!
Where are Microsoft and Apple though?
Anyone else notice the two biggest patent trolls in the business for some reason modestly declined to sign up to this?
But with Microsoft and Android, its "Patents First"
Blamer is on dangerous ground slamming anything Android - the $5 per handset they extort from its manufacturers is by far and away their largest revenue stream from mobile.
You're selecting text wrong
Now no handheld device prior to 2007 allowed text selection? Or some pointless obvious variation thereof so it gave Apple a foot in the door to then go on and own the whole concept?
This again is good news - it just adds more to the torrent of ridicule the whole patent system is being deluged with.
Judge to Apple, after last years "victory" over Samsung: "Just one more thing..."
Re: They'd be wise to let this go
Nah ... the humiliation isn't complete until they've been forced to apologize in the press. Then apologize again for, err, apologizing wrong the first time.
Keep on polishing the Win8 turd till it rubs away to nothing
Now that's a policy I'll certainly raise my glass to.
You're haunting it wrong
Jobs: "Siri, can you guide me to the pearly gates please? Yes, using Google Maps of course."
"making the social network an ever-present companion for people with extremely low IQs"
What a good idea
Samsung had when they showed it first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3E7fUynrZU
Its them Wound corners
Siri, can you demonstrate to us what we mean when we tell others we can't have them stealing our inventions please?
Wait a minute ... this Microsoft disease - does it affect all senior management in ways too filthy for mere mortals to comprehend? I mean, here we are reading about how Bill Gates is into condoms now, whereas the last we heard he was into toilets. Is Windows 8 the logical product of this unhealthy obsession?
Why all this fuss?
It's not on an iPhone so clearly no one has a use for it.
Re: Half Baked Attempt
That's a great idea. You could use NFC so that all you need is to tap the token on the back on your phone and you're done.
Third step - they sue everyone else using it.
Let's not forget the mantra - if it's not being done by Apple, you don't need it. When they finally catch up and launch their copy, with some pointless miniscule distinguishing feature their sheep can cream themselves over (round corners etc), the whole magically now somehow becomes their invention, so they'll see everyone else in a court they bought in Texas.
The rare fourth step is when they try this in a country unswayed by their crap, and end up having to apologize in their press. Then apologize again for apologizing wrong :-)
Their quaint little legacy phones continue to excite and amaze.
It's the superior Apple user experience, stupid. Nanny says so.
Re: You're securing it wrong
By the way - you're trying really hard to make people forget how arrogant Apple are, wrong.
You're securing it wrong
Well, you were until this update. Now at last you've finally got it right, you stupid little user.
Re: what's that noise?
The Samsung guy makes a very astute observation here.
I wonder - do you think he knows which religion the new Pope subscribes to?
Re: It's not that Windows is not selling well
Spot on. Everyone in the chain saw what they'd done to the PC business so went out of their way to stop it happening in mobile. It's clearly worked - the chickens have indeed all come home, and that's the way it's gonna stay, folks.
Nokia were dead anyway - the microsoft tie up was a postmortem spasm.
Re: More dire news for Microsoft
Correct, but before we hear the sound of tears and violins for microsoft remember these are the patent trolls extorting $5 per handset from the good guys, thus making them a return orders of magnitude greater than their own comedy efforts.
Cupertino, start your photocopiers
This is the second generation of tech they failed to innovate from Samsung. Guess the first generation such as NFC, wireless charging, proper screen sizes etc they are still innovating from the first S3 will be here any year now.
Re: 8 processor core? 8?
The point on Android? Mucho - it's a true multi tasking OS, unlike the half assed "tombstoning" comedy effort Apple brainwashed their iSheep into believing is just the same, and hence can't make use of that kind of horsepower no matter how much they innovate Samsung.
But what shape are its corners?
I can't wait for Apple to innovate a large, black rectangular device for watching moving pictures with sound on. It's what the human race has been waiting for all these years, and when they do finally think different and bring such a stunningly original genius invention to market, it's only right and proper they go round suing everyone else who copied their idea over the last 20 years.
More to the point, which set of bastards are pushing Nokia this way?
Some evil losers are clearly pulling their strings - you can smell their desperation.
I just can't think who though. And since Nokia lost, this mysterious puppeteer can claim all ignorance, natch.
Making Windows 8 look like Windows 7 isn't a climbdown?
Wow - I thought Apple had monopolized the reality distortion field.
Still with the tincy-wincy liddle screen?
I find it quite amusing watching them squirm around in the corner they've painted themselves into with this. One the one hand (ho ho) there is the famous "one size fits all so why change?" approach, and on the other there's the "gosh, the world really does want a bigger form factor - look at Samsungs' sales" but they can't because their software is totally unprepared for fragmentation, unlike a certain well known competitors who has been dealing with it for so long it has perfected it.
And no, I don't mean just adding another row of icons to a homescreen and letterboxing all the existing apps when needed.
Re: Definition please
There's no formal definition, but if you had to go for one distinction I'd say heavy internet support, so that covers browsing, email, downloadable apps etc.
"Another slap in Cupertino's face"
And it's a face decent folk everywhere just never tire of slapping.
"Copy" legacy phones?
Apples quaint miniature toys have been frozen in time since 2007 - what kind of ass-backwards reasoning is this?
You're haggling it wrong
I can hear the laughter all the way from South Korea :-)
Does it download Chrome any faster?
Surely that's the one and only time users get to see IE these days, after buying a system with Windows pre-installed or installing it themselves.
Microsofts "customers" get Ballmered again
Having stuffed them on phones, tablets and their comedy new desktop OS, destroying their faith in their cloud offering is an essential step in the slow car crash suicide that is 2013: Microsofts year of hell.
You're hoarding it wrong
Quite proud of that one!
For crying out loud! How many times????
This is a whole different kind of incompetence for which a word has not yet been invented. Seriously - this is the same me-too comedy "Cloud" offering from Microsoft which fell over last time because it didn't know about leap years? So hows that "lessons learned" thing coming on then?
Lets face it - if it was announced the Babbage Analytical Engine was to be relaunched it would be a blow to Surface.
Google glass is innovative. Really, genuinely innovative.
No effing wonder the best Microsoft can do is just look on green with envy, whilst sniping childish jealous taunts. The last innovative thing to come from them was their CEO's comedy furniture rearrangement antics.
I can hear the photocopiers in Cupertino starting up, too.
I thought he just took out a superinjunction against those he disliked?
Then again, how would anyone know?
You're securing it wrong
Apple has responded: "Just don't secure it that way.
You stupid little user."
Fallapartgate still an issue?
They keyboard that is, not this particular vendor.
Well, that's one way to spin what Microsoft did to Nokia
"And of course, Microsoft itself might think it best to pick up the pieces of its wounded partner"
Wounded having been raped sideways by, err, Microsoft to make it so.
You're updating it wrong
Users are so stupid. Why on earth can't they use Apple products properly?