912 posts • joined 24 Dec 2011
Re: And yet...
"Anecdotal evidence from teenagers..."
You missed the point, which is not whether they could or couldn't afford one, but the fact they no longer aspire to do so.
The figures out this week show a market share *drop* for the last quarter from 13% to 12% which covers the freaking 3 quarters the new iPhones were launched!
Anecdotal evidence from teenagers (unprompted) chat this week tells me the wind has definitely turned amongst them for anything Apple. It is definitely uncool - this Christmas all the desirable tech they want is Android powered, whether its Samsung, HTC, Sony or even the new Tesco tablet.
He did a great job
The whole computing industry thanks you for destroying microsoft.
August last year isn't too late to get into mobile. In the first edition of Bill Gates 1994 Road Ahead book, the word "internet" appeared twice. With such visionary leadership - including your own iPhone predictions - it is a puzzle why Microsoft bombed so hard.
Anyway, now youv'e finally heard of mobile and the guy you sent to rape Nokia is back home, you can get him to use the $2bn a year you extort from Android to come up with something people might notice.
The gift that keeps on giving
Don't worry microsoft, no matter how much you continually screw up your own products you've still got $2bn per year from extorting money from one you can never hope to come close to in a biilion years.
You're iWorking it wrong
Hats off to the Reg for their continued reporting of what's a happened to the quality of Apples entire product range since the demise of St Steve.
Nanny knows best
Are they charging the iSheep more for this superior user experience? They should - they are the most gullible in the business and can be easily convinced this is better for them.
Re: "bin for Bing"
I do believe the microsoft shills round here are following a script. Why just last week when the painful reminder of Uncle Festers "Linux is a cancer" rant came up, they all piped up right on cue, with some pathetic argument about it all being in the past so it doesn't count - similar to this Bing copies Google one, in fact. Well the article on Googles official blog hasn't changed in the almost 3 years since it was written so I'd say it's as much a certainty as it is hilarious watching the apologists try to squirm out of it each time it's brought up.
Which it will be again, I'd warrant.
Re: "bin for Bing"
Mind you, it could mean they develop a search engine of their own instead of merely throwing up a script kiddie wrapper round a real one.
Re: Phone Dialler
There's a windows phone out? Why doesn't anyone know about this?
Huh? Does not compute
A Pro microsoft piece.
Quick, someone's done a DNS hijack on theregister.co.uk.
Re: So .... the lie comes full circle.
Gosh, I didn't realize there was a time limit on this. Please do let us know how you get on with the masses when you pardon the likes of Hitler, Ian Brady, Tony Blair etc for their evil acts against humanity, merely because they happened before some imaginary cut off date you conveniently pulled out your ass by way of a comedy "argument".
So .... the lie comes full circle.
"Linux is a cancer". Oh, wait.... that damn linux is powering Android, which is doing a fair bit better than us these days - in fact it's our only mobile revenue stream. Well, these are desperate times, so let's try to infect it with our shit and hope no-one notices.
Re: @ Bob Vistakin - No surprise
Oh how useful selective amnesia can be when you choose to use it. With all this focus on the details of the number of cogs in your posh watch etc, it's almost too easy to forget wer'e dealing with the assholes who claimed to have invented the rounded corner, the sliding bolt (of the kind used in the Pyramids) and more recently the revolving door.
Re: No surprise
Yet iOS7 is a cheap copy of Android. Clearly, this word "cheap" must be going through some kind of reality distortion field.
"Apple's rumoured smartwatch is still nowhere to be seen"
So, the usual "copy, launch, sue" pattern from those who claim they Think Different.
All depends how easy the Microsoft label is to scratch off
Otherwise, everyone who sees you with one will think you're the same butty short of a picnic as the losers with one that's unmodified.
This also highlights the only advantage iPhone users have
They get to see what the iPhone in two years time will look like by just checking out todays top end Android models - hardware and software.
Cupertinos photocopiers worked hard today. Again.
Microsoft Surface - the one used only by those forced to
It's so obvious that anyone with a choice avoids Microsoft, it hurts.
Windows Phone is the only burning platform
Always was, always will be. :-(
Microsoft make tablets? Gosh - I wonder why no-one knows about this. Next you'll be saying they have a search engine of their own, rather than merely throwing a script kiddie wrapper round someone elses.
Only twats tweet
And when everyone using it wakes up to this and shuffles away, embarrassed, this fantastic "business" running at nearly a half billion dollar loss is toast.
What a crazy world we live in.
Re: Just maybe
Surely no-one important is at risk here since its all going to take place in some desolate region the MP's of London, who decided all this, in somewhere called "Newcastle" way oop near Scotland?
Stay away - Windows Phone is a Burning Platform
It's about to get the Flop treatment.
Agreed - this is as impartial as an Orlowski microsoft piece.
Oracle and another mass exodus? There's a pattern here
The inevitable result: Is anyone even aware it's JavaOne this week? Last time I caught their podcast (2012), even the Java Posse were openly saying they were considering skipping it now. More fail evidence? The JavaOne app is for ... Android and iPhone.
The iPhone will have that in 2 years time
Oh wait ... Jobs has gone - make that 3 years. And it'll just show black squares.
You're fingerprinting it wrong
Can't these stupid users get anything right?
The names VistaKin - Bob VistaKin
I offer impartial mobile reporting specifically in the quality segment of the market, and some microsoft stuff too.
Burning platform my fucking arse.
That bastard set fire to it himself knowing, no, *ensuring* this is how it would turn out.
Hey speaking of junk
Will these iPhones run Apples own comedy map software or are they sticking with the professionals?
Apple - the comedy gift that just keeps on giving.
Fragmentation Fixes for the Fickle Fanbois
Come on Reg, its not like you to pass on a headline like that.
Its "unexpectedly" shit?
Like the iPad mini, Maps and cloning Android for iOS7 didn't signal this downward spiral a mile away?
Exactly - with a modern multitasking OS this would do really well
Like the one Google introduced for their phones way back in 2007. Unusually, Apple really have been true to their Think Different slogan through all those years and stuck with their dumbed down single tasking toy for the non-technical. And the lost, if they still use their comedy maps offering.
Exactly - with a multitasking OS this would do really well
Like the one Google introduced for their phones way back in 2007. Unusually, Apple really have stick to their Think Different slogan through all those years and stuck with their dumbed down single tasking toy for the non-technical. And the lost, if they stlll use their comedy maps offering.
It's ok for Londoners to elect a Comedy mayor, but now he wants to be PM???
Right now it's just the rest of the UK laughing at Londoners. If he gets to be PM it'll be the rest of the world laughing at the UK.
Excellent photo of Blamer excreting the first Lumia
Like all its brethren it remains unsold but it's the movement which counts.
Re: One unified brand...
This unified brand was coined "NoWin" when Blamers puppet was first sent over there.
Re: Microsoft need to change
"no amount of press bribery."
Hmm ... you know, Orlowski *is* very quiet on this whole subject right now.
Re: The dancing dad of IT
"...thrown cash at Bing"
Re: RIP Nokia
With this move, Micosoft announce they have given up competing with their own products. They see the way the market has gone, with Google/Apple dominating for the next decade at least, and just want a bigger slice of their efforts. Extortion has, and always will be, the only meaningful revenue option open to them in mobile.
Elops back home, they can lay off all those pesky Finns now they have what they really wanted all along, and Blamer is off laughing into the sunset.
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