* Posts by Gazareth

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McAfee tells El Reg: 'My shootout with the police was highly exaggerated'

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Re: your photo

Nah, his parting's on the other side.

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Spiceworks in WTF-class social log-in SECURITY BLUNDER

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Techr (TM) - find hot sysadmins in your area!

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Your servers are underwater? Chill OUT, baby – liquid's cool

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Re: hard drives?

Don't think the drives need cooling particularly. Or at least, not to the level that would require liquid cooling.

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Avengers: Age of Ultron – blisteringly big banter, brawls and brio

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Re: Blacklist

I believe so. Ultron had identical mannerisms to Red. Amusingly, to reflect the height of the character he had to act with snail-like eyes on stalks on his head. Imagine that if you will.

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I don't see any spoilers there. Personally I'd rate it as enjoyable but worse than the first Avengers film.

Main problem for me was trying to fit too much content into a 140 minute film. Not least due to the sheer number of characters. Make it 3 hours and I bet it'd be great.

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Chappie: The AI tale that’s about heart, not intelligence

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"An inspirational kitten poster"

Wait, what?

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The millionaire former playboy, Hugh Hefner, and a crucial fight over playboy.london

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Re: This is why extra TLDs were stupid

apple.newyork or apple.ny could be an interesting case!

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So long, Lenovo, and no thanks for all the super-creepy Superfish

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McDonalds now serves lava? Probably not in polystyrene cups.

Nope, it's in the Apple Pies.

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Boffins grasp Big Knob, get ready to go ALL THE WAY at the LHC proton-punisher

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Re: 100 petabytes of additional storage

It's the 40m datapoints/sec that's boggling my mind :)

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Re: Question

If a big bang is re-created, the universe will immediately disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

This may have already happened.

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Hola HoloLens: Reg man gets face time with Microsoft's holographic headset

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Re: So pray tell,

"Reporting on technology will make anyone a bit grizzled and cynical over time, but occasionally something comes along that just blows you away. HoloLens is the fourth such creation to make this hack say "Holy f**k!" (in a good way) in the last two decades."

So 3 other tech creations over 2 decades, rather than 3 other facets of the HoloLens themselves.

(Which reading about has elicited as response of "Holy f**k!" (in a good way) from me :))

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So pray tell,

what were the other 3 creations that elicited such a response?

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Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

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For your consideration

Scary Movie 3+. 5 was actually so bad it went back in time and made Airplane! less enjoyable.

A-Team

The Talented Mr. Ripley

Catwoman

American Hustle

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Re: The Crow.

Philistines.

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Hollywood vs hackers: Vulture cracks Tinseltown keyboard cornballs

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Re: Swordfish - The real reason ...

Swordfish also had an excellent demonstration of the Ballmer Peak (OXR: http://xkcd.com/323/)

Hackers is still one of my favourite films; has a great sense of humour & a cracking soundtrack!

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So - you thought you knew all about the INSTANT COFFEE DUNES of TITAN?

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but there are some of them are ethanol

Sounds like the author has been partaking...

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Give nerds their own PRIVATE TRAIN CARRIAGES, say boffins

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Re: One way?

Ha, I studied so hard at Biochem that I now work in IT :)

Cowley wasn't that bad!

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One way?

I can understand people wanting to flee Cambridge for Oxford, but why on earth would you want to go the other way?

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Sonos rattles begging bowl, hopes for $130m cash stream

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I was looking into doing this (already have 2xPlay3), but total cost is £2000 and it doesn't do DTS!

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Google bags OBSCENELY LARGE Times Square ad space for New Year's

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Re: So ...

You may have heard, she's recently ditched the jeans.

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Bible THUMP: Good Book beats Darwin to most influential tome title

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Leibniz may disagree.

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Re: The bible is a book ?

The Bible's an usual series, in that it started dark and edgy, then got rebooted to light and fluffy.

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#VultureTRENDING: It's Pimpr, the latest sharing economy super app

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"pre-alpha buzzbuild" - genius!

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FALL of the MACHINES: How to KILL the Google KARATE BOT, by our expert

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Re: I watched too much "Fringe"

Me too, but have you seen some of their other kit? Much creepier than most of what MD did.

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DAY ZERO, and COUNTING: EVIL 'UNICORN' all-Windows vuln - are YOU patched?

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Re: Hopeless...

The Millennium Bridge had a whopper of a bug.

"There are essentially no engineering problems in any other discipline that approach the complexity of software engineering problems."

Nonsense.

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Routine WHAT NOW? Bank of England’s CHAPS payment system goes TITSUP

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Re: They added a user account.

Little Bobby Tables has grown up & opened his first bank account!

OXR: http://xkcd.com/327/

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Boffins: Searching for ALIENS is like looking for PIZZA among students

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"It's like college students and pizza. If you see pizza in a room, and there's also college students in the room, chances are the pizza was freshly delivered, because students will eat the pizza quickly."

Well, apart from the half they keep for breakfast.

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Sonos burns its Bridges: Our home-grown Wi-Fi mesh will do

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Re: No, not quite

I was going to say this too, although the article does go on to say the Bridge is still needed if you're going for the 5.1 setup.

I might be able to free up a plug & ethernet socket now!

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Pimp my lounge and pierce my ceiling: Home theatre goes OTT

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Re: Processors and HDMI

They do, but only for certain models.

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Boiling point: Tech and the perfect cuppa

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Re: accidents waiting to happen

Yep, it's not easy to see in the pic but there's a button on the front that you need to hold down before pressing the top for hot water. Don't remember the metal ever getting hot enough to hurt/scald either.

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Chumps stump up $1 MEELLLION for watch that doesn't exist

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Re: Rampant Imaginings

No, he's Bruce Wayne.

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Ninja Pirate Zombie Vampires versus Chuck Norris and the Space Marines

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Think we need a wildcard-type

a la Ellen Ripley or Kyle Reese

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Google's 'Captain Moonshot': I will BOMB you with DELIVERIES

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I'm off to buy a butterfly net

Free stuff!

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TV transport tech, part 1: From server to sofa at the touch of a button

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Re: That confirms what I thought.....(@Alister)

But all americans are yellow and have 4 digits, right?

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Simian selfie stupidity: Macaque snap sparks Wikipedia copyright row

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Re: animal legal rights

Good job this didn't happen in Hartlepool!

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Re: Are we sure it's a selfie???

No mirror in sight, eyes focussed on the lens, not taken at an acute angle, no duck face.

Rubbish selfie.

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Re: The debate reveals that Copyrights are unnatural.

17ms and all that...

Should Rory McIlroy win the PGA this weekend he'll take home $10 million. Total time spent swinging a club during 4 rounds is < 5 minutes.

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SpaceX FINALLY lobs six sats into orbit (don't mention the landing)

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Re: This just in....

Oh man, I'd pay to see that :)

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Canuck reader threatens suicide over exact dimensions of SPAAAACE!

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Spaaaaaaaaaace is big. Really big.

You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is.

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'BIGGEST BIRD EVER': 21-foot ripsaw-beaked flying HORROR

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Re: London bus comparison

But its take-off ability was much the same

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And now for someone completely brilliant: Stephen Hawking to join Monty Python on stage

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Re: Never mind that, my lad.

It's Psi-ing for the fjords.

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Supermodel Lily Cole: 'I got a little bit upset by that Register article'

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Re: Nope, Sorry!

It appears to have benefited Freud Public Relations.

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IoT cup claims 'instant' identification of what's in it

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Could be useful...

IntelliCup has detected this is your 15th Jaegerbomb. Contacting phone and disabling apps Facebook, Twitter, etc etc. All phone numbers except Taxi firms now barred.

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Crucial MX100 256GB SSD: Cut-throat competition in flash land

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Re: Hmmmm I think .....

@bi66er You read my mind... :)

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WORLD CUP SHOCK: England declared winner in 2-1 defeat to Italy

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Re: Reminds me of an SF Story

Nope, it was called the 80's.

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Honeybee boffin STINGS OWN WEDDING TACKLE... for SCIENCE

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Pretty sure Schmidt also says his own results aren't that useful. The numbers are more or less plucked out of the air.

Closer to an episode of Jackass IMO.

Just because it happens in a lab don't make it science!

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Davos Diary: POVERTY disruption in ACTION. Cash-poor? Just mine a #BongCoin!

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It's criminal that Bong only has 300 followers on Twitter!

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Assange flick The Fifth Estate branded 'WORST FILM OF THE YEAR'

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Re: « Films about people sitting at computers have always been a hard sell »

Good shout. Also the film that introduced me to the Stones (I'm still well short of mid-life :))

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Anglo-Australian cricket brawl spills over into coding clash

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Re: Amazing

"You don't get to see such a total shambles of a game get to full release that often."

Aliens: Colonial Marines; this very year. Utter toss it was.

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FAT PIPE for ALL: Britain’s new tech firms take it from the telcos

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Re: Icon says it all...

Same for me. Dabbsy's surpassed himself there!

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