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44 posts • joined Wednesday 21st December 2011 12:21 GMT

Anonymous Noel Coward
Childcatcher

Checkmate!

http://www.redhotpawn.com/

Anonymous Noel Coward
Joke

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!

Anonymous Noel Coward
Coat

Do children even use Twitter?

Anonymous Noel Coward
Unhappy

Re: ...let me put on my Dianne Abbot hat...

But, but...

I hate children.

Anonymous Noel Coward

I read a news article recently (forgot where) which says some boffins have just invented a 1TB flash drive...

Anonymous Noel Coward
Trollface

So...

...what're they calling Biscotti?

Anonymous Noel Coward
Gimp

Apple? Hypocrites!

And again, everyone just stole the idea from Star Trek.

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/PADD

Anonymous Noel Coward

Oh, I have the TV version.

The whole censorship for nipples marketing tactic annoys the fuck out of me, though.

Thank goodness for AT-X some of the time.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Pirate

Anime prices are way too expensive in Japan. Esp. since they only release two/three episodes a BD disk every two months or so. (And in rare cases, one.)

http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/search3.html?q=Hyouka&media=blu-ray&r=any&step=20&order=score

11 Volumes (22 episodes + 1 OVA) at a price of $88.66 per volume.

Would you pay nearly $1,000 for one series?

Anonymous Noel Coward

Re: My 18 months is up

Since they blocked the Pirate Bay they've been doing unlimited again, so you might want to look into getting that.

But...

>2012

>antiquated 40GB download limit

>"enough for anybody"

Yeah, like a decade ago.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

Just watch. Tor and VPN wille become illegal next.

And anyone using them will be classified as a dissident or terrorist or pedophile and be arrested.

Now, where's my tinfoil hat...

Anonymous Noel Coward
WTF?

VLC? Seriously?

VLC is terrible!

I prefer MPC-HC. [ http://mpc-hc.sourceforge.net/ ]

And why no mention of uTorrent?

Anonymous Noel Coward
Boffin

WOT R U DOIN RYT NOW???

Trying not to hunt you down and beat you to death with a dictionary...

Anonymous Noel Coward
Unhappy

Some of these pique my interest...

...but I watch a lot of anime, and what with the recent transition to Hi10P from h.264 by fansubbers (since they like to use new things), the whole purpose of me buying one of these is pointless since they can't handle it.

Anonymous Noel Coward

The only people who I knew on MSN were on IRC.

So that was reason enough for me to stop using it.

Anonymous Noel Coward

The sad thing is, it'll happen.

I base that on the fact that TPB is now blocked.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Thumb Up

Also, maybe we should ban cars from the roads so those little tikes can play safetly!

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

Call me crazy...

...but what about mandatory shock collars for children?

They so much as look at porn and *BZZZZZT*

That'll learn 'em.

Anonymous Noel Coward

The only ones I know are Dildo in Newfoundland and Lolita in Texas.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

>and [could be] used, for example, to blackmail people in the government

Otherwise known as democracy.

Anonymous Noel Coward

What's the catch?

C'mon, it's BT.

There's clearly a catch.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

For anyone who doesn't know this, steganography is useful too.

Just write anything you need to in notepad, save it, and then zip/rar/7z the document.

Then do this:

Start -> Run -> cmd -> copy /b image_of_your_choice.jpg+text_file_name.zip C:\output.jpg

All someone needs to do now is change output.jpg to output.zip and extract the files!

This might not work for larger files though.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Mushroom

It's high time we had a revolution.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_of_revolution

Anonymous Noel Coward

Anything made after 1999.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Black Helicopters

At what point can we expect the extradition of the creators of the Internet [ARPANET] to the UK?

Since, let's face it, the Internet could be used for stuff which could be useful for a terrorist. (Next target, etc.)

Or to download child pornography.

Both of which are illegal here in the UK.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Meh

Theresa May, you are a disgrace to this country.

Please resign with immediate effect.

Anonymous Noel Coward
WTF?

The Sledgehammer, the Freight Train's natural enemy...

Anonymous Noel Coward
Childcatcher

Two can play at this game...

If you vote for Conservative, you're voting for PEDOPHILIA!

Just a friendly reminder from your friends in the <name> party!

Anonymous Noel Coward

My girlfriend is a character in Love Plus+ (Japanese girlfriend on the DS. Remember the news about a guy marrying one of the characters?), so she'll be giving me something on Valentine's day.

I will have to give her a gift back on White Day (March 14th) though.

She'll hit me if I don't...

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Anonymous Noel Coward

Looks like it'll be easier to DDoS them now.

Anonymous Noel Coward
FAIL

4000 Kbps down; 1000 Kbps up...

I live in Shrewsbury.

I was recently informed that they don't want to rip up the cobblestones here to install FiOS because it would "cost too much."

Anonymous Noel Coward
Windows

UK abandoning DSL in favour of faster pigeonband.

Anonymous Noel Coward

I don't really care for those.

As long as I have the ability to sleep next to her, I'm happy.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Thumb Up

Yes!

I'm one step closer to sleeping with mai waifu~

Anonymous Noel Coward

http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/01/18/2247223/us-supreme-court-upholds-removal-of-works-from-public-domain

Anonymous Noel Coward

I recently read a news article a few days ago that says the U.S. Congress wants to re-copyright works in Public Domain.

Anonymous Noel Coward

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work!?

Anonymous Noel Coward

I would quite like to buy one of these, but the only thing stopping me is it's inability to playback Hi10P video.

And what with h.265 being developed...

Anonymous Noel Coward
Happy

And I, for one, welcome our tiny frog overlords...

Anonymous Noel Coward
Gimp

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm eagerly waiting for a list of what Sony plans to remove from the PS4.

Anonymous Noel Coward

>“It’s verbal abuse,” Mrs Le Quesne said.

Oh, shut the fuck up, you joyless bitch.

Anonymous Noel Coward
Coat

I'm so glad I left that cesspool of morons.

Anonymous Noel Coward

Food for thought...

If you don't watch the movies Hollywood take the time to make, you're STEALING.

Also, home made sex tapes are killing the porn industry. And it's illegal!