* Posts by ManiK67

10 posts • joined 15 Dec 2011

My TIGHT PANTS made my HUGE iPHONE go all BENDY!

ManiK67
FAIL

Banana Phone!

Didn't Nokia have one of these nearly 20 years ago?

Where's the innovation there?

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Report: Apple seeking to raise iPhone 6 price by a HUNDRED BUCKS

ManiK67
Boffin

How to milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone...

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Obama calls for study into games ‘n’ guns link

ManiK67
Boffin

There must be a link between video games and violence. Where I live you can hardly go anywhere without seeing somebody trying to kill a pig by catapulting birds at it.

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Hooking offshore wind farms into UK grid will HIKE bills, MPs warn

ManiK67
Stop

Let the madness begin!!!

Let the investors invest their own money. If it makes a profit let them keep it, if it costs them more let them pay it or let them lose money. This should absolutely not be yet another burden to the British people. I fear yet again this is a scheme where those with too much money who are looking to make a quick profit will be bailed out by those that are already struggling pretty much to breaking point.

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Londoners can bonk their way to work without Oyster cards TODAY

ManiK67
Megaphone

Re: I have an idea

Make them out of metal, they might last longer!

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Swedish woman cuffed for sex with skeleton SHOCKER

ManiK67
IT Angle

I'm sure no arm will come of it!

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Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

ManiK67

It's about time

The old imperial system is being eroded year on year (you can no longer buy screws in imperial sizes, no more No10 x 2"; they are now 5mm x 50mm.) Its about time to change to the metric system for the few remaining things that are still measured by the imperial system.

Kilometres whizz by quicker on the European motorways, psychologically driving 500Km seems easier than 300Miles.

I would however miss the good old British pint, maybe the 1/2, 2/3 or 3/4L would be a suitable replacement. 1L would just get too warm before finishing it in our gloriously warm metric British summers!!!

Yes the time has come by a clear country mile, sorry clear country 1.609 kilometre to go completely metric.

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Ocean currents emerge as climate change hot-spots

ManiK67
IT Angle

Hmmmm...

Perhaps the neutrinos are mutating!

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iPhone users get iJustHadAShag bedpost-notch boast app

ManiK67
WTF?

Assumedly

there will be an "..and then she turned into a donkey M'lud" for Nigerian iPhone owners!!!

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