* Posts by toadwarrior

822 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Dec 2011

Tech rivals team up for free web dev docs

toadwarrior

pointless

It seems like there is a lot of dick stroking going on there but nothing of value. I don't see anything there that says they'll work together and that IE will finally support opengl.

So it all seems like someone is just pissing money away.

eBay frets as right to resell comes under scrutiny

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Ilm not sure why people turned this into an apple vs android thing. Just to note, it turned out the Bruce willis / itunes thing turned out to be completely false.

Not that it really matters given itunes music is drm free now and has been for sometime.

Happy 20th Birthday, IBM/Lenovo ThinkPad

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I have a 6 year old R60 thinkpad. It's great and pretty much like new. I did replace the HD with an SSD so it's more portable. But it wasn't needed.

Thinkpads are pretty much the best laptop you can get.

Steve Jobs is STILL DEAD

toadwarrior

just because her articles are generally lacking substance, feel like troll bait, give you the sense the author is angry and usually some of the shortest and most pointless submissions doesn't mean they're bad.

Anna just thinks different.

Mozilla floats fondleslab-ready Firefox for Win 8

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FAIL

Fine restrict yourself to an inferior browser, like chrome.

Microsoft plans midnight launch for Surface

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Trollface

That's a good way of hiding your failed launch from the general public so of course they're going to do it.

Brighton marathon munchers banned from all-you-can-eat diner

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There's an all you can eat chinese place here and I always make sure to eat too much. But I do buy drinks and tip. These guys are just fat dicks if they only went to pig out. The owner waited too long to give them the boot.

Sony PS3 sales soar on slimmer system

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Re: LMFAO

You can laugh but Microsoft's only edge has only ever been that it was released 1 year early. If their sales remained the same but they were launched at the same time, Microsoft would have been beaten a long time ago. This is the best Microsoft can do is rely on launching a year early and still end up losing out.

toadwarrior

If that keeps up they may very well move into second place globally. They've were already catching up and near a tie with the 360.

US data show slump in Apple tablet share

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There are stories on the front page to cover every opinion. This one to say everyone is eating into Apple's share and one saying Apple is gonna be king with Windows and android fighting it out. It's all par for the course for the reg in its attempt to mention Apple as many times as possible

Rapper rips up Microsoft's Atlanta store during performance

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Trollface

Re: looser

I guess he better tighten up then.

Oregon farmer devoured by own hogs

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Trollface

who run barter town?

Guess he shouldn't have fucked with tina turner.

Simon Cowell plans X Factor for Tech

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FAIL

The only thing zuckerberg has in common with Lennon is that they both have non-functioning brains (and a butt full of maggots).

Everything simon cowell touches gets cancer and dies so please stay away from technology.

Microsoft releases JavaScript alternative

toadwarrior
Facepalm

no thanks

There are at least three major js compilers now. This, dart and coffeescript.

None of them should be even be necessary but if you really must write javascript in another language you should probably stick with the original (coffeescript) and don't support the MS vs Google masturbation contest.

The JS community seems to be chock full of NIH developers.

Microsoft: 'To fill 6,000 jobs, we'll pay $10K per visa'

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Re: Telecommuting

Telecommuting isn't anymore a security risk than off-shoring and you don't get double taxed, especially if you've never been inside the US. I'm not sure where you get your info from but it's crap.

Employers just don't like telecommuting because they assume everyone will slack off.

Firefox's birthday present to us: Teaching tech titans about DIY upstarts

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FAIL

Re: Revisionism

Most people don't know where opera comes from. They don't use it because they do not like it.

JK Rowling's adult novel arrives on ebook full of FAIL

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FAIL

That's pretty expensive for something, it sounds like, isn't that good. I'm not surprised she's considering doing a director's edition of one or many harry potter books. It's sounding like may be a one trick pony.

Google exec faces arrest after vid tears strip off Brazilian

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There is no gain for them to take it down. If it were critical of their management or there was a financial gain, I'd bet good money it would be down already.

Freetard-idol rock star Trent Reznor gives up, signs to major label

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Labels do provide a service. Ther only people that think they don't are stupid children that don't understand how the world works or people that use it as their excuse to steal music.

I think trent learned a valuable lesson which is don't listen to your fans if they're justifying their theft.

Google in new Maps patent row - but not with Apple

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FAIL

Re: Hmm. Coincidence?

Had you reads the whole article you'd know this isn't the first time they went after google. Then you could have saved yourself the effort it took to post that piffle.

NYPD: iPhone thefts rising ten times rate of other crimes

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Re: Crimewave?

No matter what the daily mail wants you to believe there isn't actually that much real crime on a day to day basis.

Secondly, no every cop is cut out for fighting rreal crime. That's why they've even been known to be handing out bike lights at my local train station.

I know your nerdy fanboy senses are tingling but no need to get yourself worked up over this. The police aren't in apple's back pocket.

toadwarrior
Trollface

It's almost certainly android owners who are upgrading to something that works. It's just that they're no used to paying for things.

iPhone 5 'jailbroken' ... before most fanbois even have it

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I'm pretty sure they don't care. Every jail broken phone is still a phone sold but one they don't have to support and if they were that upset I suspect they'd make more of an effort than one attempt to get the DMCA exemption removed.

iPhone 5 sales curbed by lack of smashable screens – report

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Re: They hate it so much...

One person gave it a 90%. That doesn't mean they all like it.

That said, I'm sure they do like Apple products. They also like mentioning Apple as often as possible to get the fandroids frothing. The more often people comment the more often ads get viewed.

Shame views weren't generated by something interesting to read.

Researchers reveal NFC subway bonk-nonpayment scheme

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Trollface

Typical, android owners don't pay for anything.

Apple weekend iPhone 5 sales miss forecasts

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Analysts are a joke. I have way more respect for someone with a job title of "dirty dick sucker". It's like that guy guy that predicted Nintendo would release a HD wii nearly every year of its life. Eventually you'd think people would realise how many times you're wrong and ignore you.

toadwarrior

Re: No they are idiots

Who queues for penicilin or sex? If you're queuing for sex then I can only assume you're outside some skanky whore house. Tbh, I'd queue for a windows mobile phone before that.

Neil Gaiman’s saucy pop wife agrees to pay her musicians in money

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Thumb Up

I'm glad she paid up. It was the right thing to do. If money is no problem she could have done it without pay.

Want a Leica camera from Jony Ive? There CAN BE ONLY ONE

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The register: all of yesterday's news today!

UK to hold public consultation on social-media troll prosecutions

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Some people love to get offended. They should be in a space ship and shot off into the sun.

Publishers, Apple bend over for EU eBooks probe

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Re: So the offer is....I won't manipulate prices now....but I will later. WTF !!!!

My problem with Amazon is their books only work on platforms they decide to support. So I don't really care if it turns out books are cheaper through amazon getting their way. I'd rather pay more for a DRM-free book.

Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless

toadwarrior

Not surprising a bunch of forever-alones who spend everyday bitching on the internet think leaving ther comfort of your mother's basement is a bad thing.

Amazon cosies up to Nokia for Google Maps alternative

toadwarrior

Re: Google Maps abandoned

Companies are seeing it as they're dumping a load of money into google's pockets for something they can do. This is a good thing if it results in more people contributing to openstreetmaps

But hopefully some people can refrain from vandalising it.

http://opengeodata.org/google-ip-vandalizing-openstreetmap

Windows 8: Never mind Office, it's for GAMING

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Re: Sarcasm?

Oh wow, the 360 now outsells the wii, a system nintendo considers done and is being replaced in a couple months.

The wii was still at 90 million units while the 360 was like at 60 million so it has some time to catch up even if the wii goes away completely tomorrow.

The wii was horribly unpowered and lack all those "must have" features and it still creamed the 360. At this point who cares if the 360 manages to beat a dying system.

toadwarrior

How is the xbox a huge success? It was swiftly beaten by the wii and the PS3 has caught up to it. Comparing like for like numbers (year 1 sales against year 1) the PS3 has out performed the 360. So the only real reason it's in second place is because it had a 1 year lead and even then sony has eaten into that considerably.

People act like xbox has been a huge success but it hasn't been really unless your only measure of success is it wasn't a complete failure.

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Re: You're kidding me; right?

This is by no means scientific but postal 2 definitely ran better on ubuntu on the same hardware which was a relief since at the time I didn't really get to enjoy it on windows given that it was too choppy.

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Re: Kinect?

No one wants kinect games. Have you seen what's been released? It's a handful of bargin bin crap that doesn't work unless it's a dance game.

People only buy kinects to hack around with or to build into a non-gaming project. It's useless on xbox.

toadwarrior

Re: MS already has a Windows gaming "ecosystem" for the PC

What can MS do in the mobile space to improve gaming?

Touchscreens are absolutely awful for most games and if they release something that has an analog stick and buttons, that'll put most people off. They'll see it as some geek's phone.

Mobile gaming just isn't going to take off in any threatening way unless someone resolves the issue of having decent controls without making it look stupid as a phone.

Dropbox drops JavaScript, brews CoffeeScript

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Javascript is perhaps the shittiest language so I don't blame them for trying to make life easier.

JS is like the only language that people feel the need to keep making redundant ways of writing either through frameworks or things like gwt and coffeescript. That's because JS is pure shit. I'm not surprised either. It has no competition and it's designed by group of self serving people.

We'd be better off with something like python with the dangerous bits removed as a client side language.

Apple 'hasn't really run out of iPhone 5s AT ALL'

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Facepalm

Considering Anna puts her name to some real tripe, the fact no one will put their name to this says it's about as credible as any claim to the existance of big foot.

Apple wins second round of Samsung patent slugfest

toadwarrior

Re: Apple cultists

No, you're angry because you're a fanboy and you can't stand that everyone just can't see the light and do everything you do.

Apple's first batch of iPhone 5 preorders sold out in an hour

toadwarrior

Re: One hour? That's a long time...

If it happened somewhere other than Canada, I'm sure someone would have cared.

toadwarrior
Meh

Yeah the fandroids were certain this would fail because their one friend wasn't impressed. So obviously Apple only made 5 so they would sell out.

Google offers tool to bridge Android and iOS app dev

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Trollface

This is something numerous people have already worked on. So it appears to be Google "borrowing" ideas for Android again.

iPhone 5: UK pay-monthly tariffs compared

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Re: Mmmm.

Why would you need to buy every version of any phone? Surely any phone will last more than a year or two so it's wasteful to buy every new model whether it's an Iphone or something else.

Work for beer, Neil Gaiman's wife tells musicians

toadwarrior

She sounds like she's up her own ass. At guess, I'm sure she's made sure that herself and her mates are rolling in it while everyone else is expected to be honoured to play with the piglet.

'Over half' of Android devices have unpatched holes

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Over half is a polite way of say all of them.

Android and malware go together like fat people and donuts.

Apple iPhone 5 hands-on review

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Thumb Up

Re: "a lot of people have noticed that a number of Samsung's phones look like iPhones"

And since it's basicallly a stretch iphone 4 then you agree with the US courts that samsung copies apple.

That's cool that someone is willing to say in on a website full of fandroid mental midgets.

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Meh

Re: [Hangs coat up...]

Awww, how cute, you base your comments around imaginary points with no meaning.

If that's the case, I'll get the ball rolling on your downvotes.

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Meh

Re: Thinth

Did you actually read the review? He says the claim is that it does have a longer battery life too.