* Posts by toadwarrior

822 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Dec 2011

Microsoft-Motorola patent row: Google wants $4 BEELLION a year

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Re: Ain't payback a bitch.

Re: Ain't payback a bitch.

I doubt MS had frand patents so they can ask what they want. Motorola probably have frand patents in this instance so they can't. Even a child should be able to figure out the difference.

Web users: We've got NO IDEA if we're stealing content or not

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FAIL

Re: 39p ($0.97cdn @ 2.5% exchange)

Amazon and iTunes don't have drm on their music so that shouldn't stop you.

Google fine-tuning iOS mapping app for Apple submission

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Facepalm

Pointless article

The implies that apple won't allow completion but then points out there are already other map apps. They also allowed google to compete with a browser and the shit YouTube app. If google is denied it'll be because their map app is poor quality or is a privacy concern.

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Re: This is so funny

Have you actually used the app or have you used google maps prior to like a year ago? I tested the map app and it is clearly leaps and bounds over google maps's first half of its life. I'm sure it is lacking in some areas but so is google maps so I think people (fandroids no doubt) are making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Woz: Microsoft's innovation lead 'worries me greatly'

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Re: The Market agrees

And it was up on Friday. The stock market doesn't mean much.

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FAIL

Re: Why?!?

The guy that built my house not only managed to build something once but many things through out his career. Building one computer doesn't make you a genius or mean you should be listened to ages after you've done nothing with your life.

Dead Steve Jobs was dead wrong on Flash, bellows ColdFusion man

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Re: Object-C? Where can I get it?

Search for objective c Linux and use it on Linux or if you're not a real programmer I'm sure there is a windows option.

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FAIL

So he promotes the open web and flash? They don't go together. No matter was Job's motives were he was correct. That is why flash is effectively dead on mobile platforms. They could have made flash the greatest thing on android. I'm sure google would have loved that but they didn't do that and perhaps because it is an impossible task.

Google to devs: Fragmenting Android is AGAINST THE RULES

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FAIL

Re: Breakneck pace victim of it's own success?

The average person doesn't care about android versions and a fair chunk of those will neither care or possibly even know about android at all.

The fault lies with google's rapid releases and catering to companies that make cheap junk.

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Trollface

Re: Just an excuse for more Google lock-in

Fandroids have to be zealots. Google has all their personal data and threatens to tell everyone that they wear women's underwear if they are neutral.

HP PC chief: Microsoft's Surface is 'KLUDGEY'. There, I said it

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Ballmer's opinion is like a chair to the head. No one wants it.

Google stealthily coalesces UK music cloud into being

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FAIL

Re: Fixed it.

iTunes offers DRM free music and ALAC is an open source format. How does that lock you in? I have no problem using ALAC anywhere aside from Google services it seems. But fortunately I have enough sense not to deal with the advertising company anymore.

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Re: Good idea, poorly executed

ALAC is an open source format and is supported on any platform that is of any value.

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Re: Good idea, poorly executed

ALAC has been open source for quite sometime now. If you're going to troll someone for selecting something Apple at least know what you're talking about.

Ballmer comes not to praise Sinofsky but to bury him

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Re: Nothing to see here

Yes, it's not like his charity would ever harm people in any way.

http://www.latimes.com/news/la-na-gatesx07jan07,0,2533850.story

Nokia woos disgruntled iOS users with rebranded maps service

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iOS 6 maps don't seem to be that bad. Everyone I frequent has nice detailed maps with good images all the way to the largest scale. That includes an area in the US with like houses in the middle of fields and an area that Google only covered decently in the last year or so. The biggest issue I see some smaller areas don't have their closes labeled. So I guess that could be comfusing and yeah there are some poor data in the Philippines, for example, but I'm not going to the Philippines any time soon or enough to really care.

It's certainly not perfect but it's definitely better than what Google maps was even 2 years into its life. So it's good enough and I don't think Nokia offering something better is going to convince someone to switch which I assume they think this will lure people into buying their windows phones.

Apple-v-Samsung $1bn iPhone fine: 'Jury foreman was biased'

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If Samsung knows all this about him then why did their side accept him? Sounds like they intended to use the juror as a get out jail free card so I'd turn down their request.

Apple seeks cooling fan patent for iPhone, iPad

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Re: Lost the Plot

If you buy quality hardware, you know you can have fans that don't make noises. A fan small enough to fit in an ipad would never make as much noise as a 4 inch high desktop fan.

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Can you list some of that prior art? I can't think of any computing devices that use a fan like that or suck / blow air through a port used for other means. But obviously I'm busy doing my job and don't have all day to investigate these things. You clearly have the time so please give us the prior art.

Apple's Cue gets parking space on Ferrari board

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Trollface

Now we just need someone to revive Yugo for android.

Researcher names world's favourite smartphone

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Re: Returns

I like how you've been downvoted 3 times for voicing a complaint about your phone breaking. Some people get butt hurt so easily.

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Re: @toadwarrior

I doubt the S2 and other Samsung android phones sold that much in the same quarter. People move on more quickly with cheap phones.

Secondly, selling only 1.8 million units of a technically inferior old phone in a quarter before you announce your new phone (iPhone sales should be at their lowest in Q3) against samsung's best offering isn't bad at all. In fact it reflects poorly on Samsung. Even with the better phone and in what should be iPhone worst quarter, they only just come out on top. Now that no one is waiting for apple to make a move, we'll see what happens.

Cambridge already has loads of iPhone 5 users. But then again we are some of the smartest people in the country. Naturally we will see the light before everyone else.

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Re: It's actually quite impressive.

Have you seen most Android phones? They're not even all classed as smart phones.

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If you wear jeans there's not that much difference in pocket size. I reckon more people have smaller hands too given that nearly all women and children have smaller hands. Even if all men had huge hands they'd be out numbered.

Most of the latest phones and especially the S3 are either too tall and or too wide.

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Re: Samsung? No surprise!

1.8 million isn't significantly less especially considering the iphone 4s is old technology and considering they sold 6 million iphone 5 units in the same period, I'm sure Apple isn't crying about it.

Android adware capability a vulnerability, claim boffins

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Trollface

First owned because it's the one everyone goes after since it's the most cherished prize of them all. So really the only bragging rights you could have is if your phone wasn't owned at all. Can you say that?

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Trollface

Another android security issue, I'm truly shocked.

Sent from my secure iphone

Twitter survives election after Ruby-to-Java move

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Ruby is one of the slowest dynamic languages iirc. It's a good thing though for a startup to start off with less enterprise solutions. It will be more costly and take longer and you don't know if your product will even be liked by anyone. Rewriting once you've solved how you want to do something is piss easy. The only people that would hate that idea are people stuck in the past thinking everything should be done in some butt ugly c++.

Nokia Lumia 920 Windows Phone 8 handset review

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The display unit I saw looked nice and I'm sure it is a great phone but my problem with it, the S3 and even the iphone 5 is they're getting too big.

Do these companies not factor in that people put these things in their pocket or often use their phone with one hand, whether they're standing on the train or on the loo.

If I want something big, I'll get a tablet so make a phone that is optimised for single hand usage.

Apple engineers 'pay no attention to anyone's patents', court told

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Re: There is no reaction image for this

My guess is that is fairly obvious because not only did apple come up with a similar idea but so did microsoft and the others they have cases against.

Torvalds: I want to be nice, and curse less, but it's just not in me

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Linus moved to america, got fat, and became a stereotype of himself as became a ultra niche celebrity.

He is sort of like gnome and he's at version 3. We'll see if he can sort it out for version 4.

I, for one, would like to welcome our Android overlord

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Trollface

Yeah those jobs are government jobs for people to write malware to target the chinese.

If you're in writing mobile malware there is only one platform to consider.

Google expects Apple to block its not crap iOS maps app

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Re: They let Chrome in

Luckily apple doesn't allow malware to take over your system so chrome can't be your default browser. IOs isn't like windows where google can by-pass user controls to get their way.

But I guess if the only way you can compete is by cheating then that's what you do. Hopefully Microsoft will plug that gap soon so they have to install chrome the correct way.

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Re: Be reasonable...

No, I mean google maps via my chrome browser on my desktop.

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Re: Be reasonable...

Sorry, fandroid. There are more instances but not everyone is a sad twat and records every instance google maps fucks up because that's something a gaylord of the highest level would do.

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Re: Be reasonable...

It's not. It couldn't locate a business jut outside of Milton Keynes despite the fact the company has set up a marker on a google based map on their web page. Surely Google has the ability to track how people are using map links and put two and two together.

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They let Chrome in

I think this is more a dig from Google trying to make it look like Apple's app store is censored and limited. But they let Chrome in so I see no reason they won't allow this. Unless of course it's just a web frame that loads maps.google.com because the terms specifically ban creating apps that just view one web page and quite frankly that's unnecessary when it works in the browser.

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Re: Google's level of detail...

Google maps is still poor in a lot of areas even in western nations. But if you live in a densely populated area in a country that doesn't hate the idea of their car snapping pictures of everything then you're golden.

Apple shifts 3 million iPads in 3 days: But how many were Minis?

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3 million ipads is 3 million ipads. Quite frankly, I wouldn't care if it were minis, 3 or 2, if I were them.

Ballmer: Windows Phone 8 'WILL ramp quickly', god dammit

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Re: So Ballmer's Lack Of Foresight

I don't like ballmer at all but this idea that a company should only be judged on its stock price is retarded. Microsoft is still raking in piles of cash. Just because their not the new shiny company and find it hard to continually making huge leaps in marketshare (kinda hard when you're at the top) doesn't mean they're useless.

In fact that belief, imo, is dangerous. They still want to lock people into their eco-system and everyone thinking they're much smaller and weak will only make it easier for them to go back to their old ways.

KDE 'annoys the hell of' Linus Torvalds

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It appears he has no real problem with the configuration options. It's that the defaults are stupid in his opinion. But I guess that's news for a a geek gossip rag.

How IT bosses turned the tables on our cushy consultancy gigs

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One thing that would help, I think, is if software was held to reasonable standards. Of course your only concern is driving down costs if you can sell broken and insecure software with no real worry and customers either can't get refunds or find it so hard they don't bother. Why should a manager worry about making anything other than the cheapest product.

But also by doing that, quite frankly I would say it's hard for anyone to feel loyal and why should we even if the constant changing of people probably makes development harder. I could be let go now but that means my employer is giving up on certain products. I could leave but that means making their life hard and maybe seeing thew death of those products. I like the place but I've learned it's best to pay attention to how things are going and if you think someone might end up on getting the axe start looking because it may be you. It's actually good I think to always be looking. Hell you may end up making more money sooner than you think and loyalty is dead.

Apple's poisonous Touch silently kills the GNOMEs of Linux Forest

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I'm using gnome classic on ubuntu. I prefer gnome. I'm not sure how apple caused the problem. It's gnome's fault for wanting new and shiny when they shouldn't have went for it. Kde had complaints too but because distros wanted the new and shiny version.

The problem is I think a lot of people in tech bore easily and will insist on living on the bleeding edge even if it makes no sense at all. Yes, that can be more fun if it goes well but if it doesn't, it will be no fun cleaning up after yourself.

Apple must apologise for its surly apology on its website on Saturday

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Considering it's mainly sites like the register and slashdot making a big deal of this, I'd guess most people don't realise there was a ruling or that they should look for an apple statement. In fact I doubt they care as that is something only "nerds" would care about. But if it helps people thing android wasn't a cheap blackberry wanna-be that became a cheap iphone wanna-be then this is a big deal.

Microsoft takes on GitHub with cloudy Team Foundation Service

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Yeah, they do now because fighting open source is a battle they lost. They're not dumb, they try to remain relevant even if it means being contradictory,

'I'd buy that for a dollar': Apple on Moto phone patents

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Motorola has consistently been on the losing side of these battles so it's not hard to see they are being unreasonable. A $1 tbh is more than enough considering how many units are sold.

I'm just glad the FCC and others are starting to look after google. They're becoming exactly what ISPs wanted to be and that's the service and content provider. Tbh, their fiber network and motorola should be split off from the content side with android going along to motorola.

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Facepalm

Re: What does Apple charge?

And it's not a frand patent that samsung must have. They should make people pass an IQ test before they can post here.

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Re: Earth to Apple

How have you dtermined $1 is neither fair or reasonable? Motorola will get millions of dollars for doing nothing and given there are frand patents that charge less than that, I fail to see how anyone can say that's unreasonably low.

My guess is it's a case fantardism that makes you think they should be charged an astronomical amount and that will how you get to beat apple. That's kind of sad really.

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Re: wipe your glasses, Mr. iFanboy

The difference is of course apple doesn't have any frand patents meaning you don't need to do things the same way. Motorola has frand patents and in return for making your patent a requirement is it's got to be sold at a reasonable rate unlike other patents.

It's not that hard figure out.