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Apple iPhone 6: Missing sapphire glass screen FAIL explained

Timmay

Re: Oh well

6s = 6sapphire

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iPhone 6, Watch: Hate it or really hate it, Apple's now a $604.77bn biz

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Re: Solution or problem ?

It makes it more snarky, for sure, and as much as I zzzzz at Apple stuff, I zzzzz tenfold at snark. Maybe I'm getting old, but there's a bit too much snark round here for my liking, and the snark is increasing. Maybe it should be renamed The Snark Register.

Just wanted to see how many times I could mention snark in one comment.

Snark.

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Leak of '5 MEELLLION Gmail passwords' creates security flap

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@ Camilla Smythe

Just sprinkle hash and salt and whatever on the stolen plaintext passwords, and compare to the hashed values in the database. You don't need to know the plaintext password in the database to be able to compare it to the "stolen" one.

Probably.

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Whopping 10TB disks spin out of HGST – plus 3.2TB flash slabs

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Trollface

Re: Wanna know....

Given Helium floats up, which would be lighter, a Helium filled drive or a vacuum filled drive?

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Apple's big bang: iPhone 6, ANOTHER iPhone 6 Plus and WATCH OUT

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Re: Apple announcements restricted to Apple owners?

Not only "Apple owners" - didn't even work via Firefox on my work-supplied MacBook, had to use *spit* Safari

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Drone captures shots of budding APPLE SPACESHIP HQ

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Apple connector

Will they fit a lightning conductor?

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UK mobile coverage is BETTER than EVER, networks tell Ofcom

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> "RootMetrics tries to make calls in areas where there is no coverage"

In other news, man dies while trying to breathe underwater.

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Android ransomware demands 12x more cash, targets English-speakers

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Re: $300?

Indeed - if I caught this, I'd swear, then factory reset, resync all my contacts, calendar, etc from Google, be glad I had my photos auto-uploading to Dropbox, and be on my way with a clean phone.

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ITC: Seagate and LSI can infringe Realtek patents because Realtek isn't in the US

Timmay

Re: Simple answer.....

Indeed, though I suspect if it was that simple, it would have been done.

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Don't put that duffel bag full of cash in the hotel room safe

Timmay

Taking you to the cleaners

I don't think anyone's ever thought it sensible to entrust hotel provided safes with their priceless family jewels, but unless the cleaner also dabbles in locksmithing and/or hacking electronics, they're probably still fine for keeping housekeeping's opportunist mitts off my passport and a paltry bit of foreign shrapnel.

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What's it like using the LG G smartwatch and Android Wear? Let us tell YOU

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@ jason 7

You're still missing the point.

1. Firstly, people spend lots of money (more than £200) on things of dubious value all the time (toys). I, for instance, dropped £500 on a quadcopter just last year, and I can count on one hand the number of times it's been used. I'm not going to apologise for being a somewhat frivolous wealthy geek.

2. You're still thinking that people want this to use just as a watch.

3. There's nothing wrong with manufacturers trying new things - this may not be a perfected concept yet, but it could be a stepping stone to something which is. If human-kind sat back and didn't bother with that first (likely to fail) concept, we'd still be sitting in the dirt and bashing each other with animal bones. Every piece of technology you use has likely had many generations/iterations before it, some which may have failed, not sold well, and were criticised by idiots saying "I don't see the point in this, this is of dubious value", but without them, we wouldn't be where we are.

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Timmay

Re: Integrated Strap?

Not sure where you got "integrated strap" from.

From the article: "The watch's strap is a rather ugly grey plastic thing, but the device can use any 22mm-wide strap."

So you're free to use any 22mm-wide circus-tent lanyard that fits round your gargantuan wrist.

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Timmay

Re: So what are the reasons to have one?

Oh, as a manufacturer of smartwatches, I didn't realise you alone represented all of humanity.

My apologies, I'll go away and create something else, and also let Pebble know - though given they only sold 400,000 smartwatches last year, they're probably already aware.

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Google Glass gets 2GB of RAM. Think about this. Two gigs of RAM

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When the glasses are pretty much a fully-fledged computer on your face, 300MB isn't so depressing.

Jesus, how much of an old fart do I feel when someone describing themselves as an "old fart" thinks 300MB was a large hard drive.

Your 300MB hard drive computer with an OS taking up just 3MB; did it have a 5MP camera capable of 720P recording, 1.2GHz processor, Wifi, Bluetooth, gyroscope, accelerometer, magnetometer, ambient light sensor, proximity sensor, and all the drivers, stacks and APIs to support the above and more?

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RAM != Storage

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David Cameron wants mobe network roaming INSIDE the UK

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Re: Nightmare

Hmm, that's true. Kind of like how silly it would be to start running many different postal systems across the nation, duplicating infrastructure, feet on the ground covering the same areas, backhauls, etc, we'd never start doing tha...oh

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ISIS: Iraq KILLS the INTERNET: VPNs, social media and chat apps blocked by government

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Apple is KILLING OFF BONKING, cries mobe research dude

Timmay

Re: Beware of Card-Clash

As P Lee said, that's A Good Thing. If you have a load of contactless cards in your wallet, surely you want control over which one the till takes payment from?

Regarding the guy's failed attempt to pay by bonk, quite possibly either he'd spent up to his contactless transaction limit for that day, or maybe it had randomly decided to make him use a PIN. Y'know, like it's designed to do. For security.

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Timmay

Interestingly, and the opposite side of the coin, when Barclaycard foisted a contactless card onto me a couple of years ago, because I hardly used the credit card (rather use my bank's debit card), I phoned up my bank to see if they could give me a contactless debit card. When told they didn't do them yet, I found my usage of the contactless credit card going up - when faced with paying for something small, I'd look at my wallet and see two cards; one which you just tap on the till and you're on your way, and the other which you slide it in, wait a second, try to remember the PIN on that card, enter it, find one of the keys doesn't work properly, re-enter it, wait a second, then you're through.

Given I often have to mash the card against the reader to make it recognise it, I think the fears about thieves being able to "nick £10 from my by just walking past" are typical tin-foil luddite views with no basis in fact.

Sure, if someone nicks your wallet, you're more exposed to small (sub-£20) losses, but I've found I can't make more than one or two contactless purchases in a short space of time before it refuses and prompts to do it the old way (PIN), and anyway, your bank is still liable for the loss if you've taken "reasonable precautions" (ie. don't leave your wallet on your dashboard) and let them know as soon as you know it's gone.

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Timmay

Hmm, uptake of pay-by-phone is slow? Well, I've had NFC capable phones for oooh 3 years, and through all that time none of them have supported a payment provider (or no payment provider has supported it due to their overbearing requirements).

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You'll never believe it: Apple stock is going for CHEAP

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@ AC half an hour ago

No, they bought Beats for $3 BILLION, not $3 million.

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MH370 'pings' dismissed as false positives

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@ Norman Hartnell

No, you're absolutely right, silly me.

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Timmay

Re: Surprise!!!

It'll be in the last place they look. Always is.

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Rap chap tapped for $3 BEELLION: Apple buys Dr Dre's Beats

Timmay

Re: Sad day for capitalism

While I don't wholly agree with the fervent anger there, it did make me smile, so I applaud and thumbs up your rant

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Facepalm

Beats do streaming music??

What's amazing is I hadn't even heard of Beats' streaming service before news of this deal broke, and apparently it's highly successful and/or worth a massive amount of money.

Sheesh, now I feel old and out of touch.

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ICO raps UK Student Loans Co for leaking MEDICAL files and more

Timmay

Re: Accidentally given to others on several occasions.

> The article keeps changing, the string quoted in this title isn't there any more.

Otherwise known as "developing news"

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Timmay

Re: Timmay

BAH, the bootnote wasn't there before!!!

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Timmay

Why does the Student Loans company even have or keep medical records??

Okay, so you might say they need them to weigh up risk when lending for such long periods, but a) I thought everyone qualified for a loan so long as you meet certain (non-medical related) requirements, and b) why do they need to keep them once you're approved?

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Privacy International probes GCHQ's mouse fetish

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@ nematoad

some people kept dead light bulbs in the sockets, "To stop the electricity leaking out"

Well, yes! The very same reason you must switch sockets OFF when nothing is plugged into them!!!!! It'll spill out onto the floor and cause a fire!

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Timmay

@ obnoxiousGit

Doubt it - don't think the basic GSM specification has really changed a great deal (other than addendums for 3G, LTE, etc) for years, pre-dating cheap and convenient GPS chips.

Phones with built-in GPS only started coming out 7/8 years ago, after the 3G specification we still use today.

I suspect the GPS chip was on there because it's the same circuitboard used in higher specification models, which do include that functionality. It's probably cheaper to just use the same design and disable (either in software or hardware) what you want to fit the cheaper model, than design, test, certify, and manufacture a whole separate board, for the sake of saving a few pence for the GPS IC.

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The amazing .uk domain: Less .co and loads more whalesong

Timmay

oh.f.uk

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Selfies are so 2013. Get ready for DRONIES – the next hipster-cam-gasm

Timmay

Re: Drone defence - @Arnaut the less

You guessed correctly, sir, lovely leafy suburb here, nice swinging neighbourhood.

Anyway, sure, as I said, there are nefarious things you can do with today's drone technology. But, putting myself into the mind of a roaming teenage gang member looking to create trouble, I did consider a camera equipped drone.

However, at a purchase cost of several hundreds of pounds, plus the same again for FPV (first person video) equipment so I can create mayhem beyond line of sight, I decided it wasn't worth the risk of crashing it/losing it/someone downing it, so I picked up a £free brick from the roadside and lobbed it at a window instead.

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Timmay

Re: Drone defence

Ah yes, similar to the "don't put cameras on phones, the world will be full of people sneaking shots in changing rooms or communal showers" argument, from a whole decade ago.

Really, if I wanted to sneak shots of your oh-so-gorgeous body from outside your bedroom window, there are far better ways to achieve it than have an 85dB screeching whirling drone hovering outside.

Yes, there are nefarious things you can do with a camera equipped drone (as with virtually any technology nowadays), but until they are utterly tiny and completely silent, who would bother.

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Kingston DataTraveler MicroDuo: Turn your phone into a 72GB beast

Timmay

Re: which will die in 2 weeks.

@ theodore - buy from a reputable brand, from a reputable dealer, at least you can replace it under warranty if the worst happens. Only time I've heard of MicroSD cards dying is when buying dirt cheap (knock offs) from eBay, from China (for example)

Besides, who's to say this USB device won't be as unreliable.

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Timmay

Or if mass storage is important to you on your mobile, get a (proper) phone with a MicroSD slot, and bung in a 64GB card.

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Hey, Michael Lewis: Stop DEMONISING Wall Street’s SUPERHUMAN high-speed trading

Timmay

Re: Peasants and pheasants

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, lazy reading

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Timmay

Peasants and pheasants

> But that front running is something entirely different from the basic concept of HFT itself. Bit like a shotgun perhaps: which can be used to get yummy peasants* for tea or to take out the troublesome ex. One isn't a problem, the other is a crime – although both use the same tool.

Perhaps pheasants for peasants?

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'iPhone 6' with '4.7-inch' display 'coming soon', but '5.5-incher' 'delayed'

Timmay

When are we going to get all-display phones similar to in that picture? I know it's just a display, but give me that as a phone!

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Ancient telly, check. Sonos sound system, check. OMG WOAH

Timmay

Re: Snobby

Bass, goddammit!

Ritually thrashing myself with reeds as we speak.

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Timmay

Snobby

Call me a snob, but whenever I see the word "Sonos" followed by it "blowing" someone away, I smack my head in despair. Doubly so when it's a super expensive device attempting to recreate a home cinema listening experience out of one single box under your telly.

I feel the same way about those single-box Bose systems you always see marketed the hell out of at airports - they've just put a largish speaker in a box, turned the loudness and base equalisers up to 11, and gone "wurrrgh, that goes LOUD, better put a big price on it".

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BOYCOTT FIREFOX, rage gay devs as Mozilla appoints JavaScript daddy as CEO

Timmay

You just summed up all my arguments and opinions in a few very succinct and readable paragraphs. Thanks, have an upvote.

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Got 4G? Wake up, grandad. We're doing 4.5G LTE-A in London - EE chief

Timmay

Re: Fur coat and no knickers.

Weird, I used to have both a work Vodafone iPhone, and my personal Three Xperia Z - I would frequently look at the iPhone and it rather desperately reported "Searching..." while the Xperia was on a few bars of signal with H+ data. Never did I see it the other way around.

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Timmay

Re: Hello Grandad!

You said: "my Android Phone. In the it bricked itself when trying to load an updated cyanogen release"

You meant: "my Android phone. I bricked it when I unlocked the bootlocker and rooted it, thus voiding the warranty, and installed a third-party/unsupported operating system"

I had an iPhone once. Loved it, but it broke when I smashed it to pieces with a hammer. Piece of shit.

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WhatsApp founder: Believe us, internet! 'Twas a DODGY network router WOT DONE IT

Timmay

Re: really?

What he meant to say was the router subsystem experienced a temporary end of life fault due to the incorrect administrative application of pressure to the electrical control switch while attempting to facilitate the restart of an automated water caffeination system.

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Another U.S. state set to repeal rubber duck ban

Timmay

*facepalm*

Only in the USA

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BBC: Hey, Atos, old buddy. Here's a cheque for £285m, fill your boots

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FAIL

ATOS

What an utter disaster of a company.

That is all.

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Snowden saga scares Oracle away from spy-flick sponsorship

Timmay

Re: Damned if HE did, Damned if HE did

MariaDB? Monty likes to get his fingers in as many dirty pies as possible, especially if it's a pie Oracle has just used the withdrawal method on

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Apple and Samsung STILL in bitchfight over banning ancient mobes

Timmay

Re: whack-a-samsung-hammer

@ jai - not quite... yes, we have decent stuff now, but imagine what products might be out had these companies pushed the investment into R&D. Maybe the same, but maybe something even better, we'll never know.

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Don't go away, IBM and SAP – Larry's not finished with you yet

Timmay

Pah, piddly division one

> The question is this: which of the firms from division two can break into and lead division one?

Forget division one, I'm gonna lead the premiership!!

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'I had a rare Twitter handle... I was extorted into giving it up'

Timmay

"I had a rare Twitter handle..."

There's only one Twitter handle like mine - that's pretty rare too, right?

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