* Posts by Don Jefe

5059 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Nov 2011

Copyright troll Prenda refuses to explain legal strategy

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Re: Rights @venneford

Taking the 5th does not end the proceedings, but it forces the court to dig up the evidence to continue. Should the court not be able to develop the evidence without their testimony the case will stop.

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Rights

Using your 5th Ammendment Right is in no way an admission of anything & it absolutely does not mean you are hiding something.

It is often the easiest way to end legal proceedings when you have done no wrong but circumstances have a gun to your head and saying anything is far, far worse than saying anything at all.

There are catches though, you can't selectively apply the 5th to your testimony. If you say anything at all you lose the right to "plead the 5th".

Hey app developers, here's a way to monitor your users for free!

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Re: More effing bloat and spyware

Agreed. Phone manufacturers should just pick exactly what functionality you need and lock you into that.

Behold: Ten storage chieftains whose products hold humanity's data

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Women?

Where are the women on this list? I feel that the storage industry must be engaging in sexual discrimination in their hiring and promotion processes.

Major blow for Apple: 'Bounce back' patent bounced back by USPTO

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Re: BWAAAAAAA!!!!!

Can we call that the Lance Armstrong litigation?

Brits, Germans, French, Dutch, Spanish and Italians ALL to probe Google

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Re: Hey EU Look!

So they want to use someone else's investment to further their own ends without paying for it?

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Hey EU Look!

There's a company from the States that has some money quick, grab some!

The funniest part about all this is that the very same people who've decided to do this to try & grab some cash all use Google everyday and are happiest with the results generated.

Why do they even call it a backup appliance? Just call it an EMC

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EU to the Rescue

Isn't EMC guilty if being too good? If no one else can get into the space why isn't the EU 'probing' them?

Obama seeks $100m to unlock your BRAIN's secrets

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Re: *Actual* use for this project will be

Hey back off. I only drink Coke because of its refreshing taste & convenient and attractive bottle.

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But Will It Explode People?

If it doesn't explode "the enemy of the week" then it probably won't get funded.

Judge: Facebook must see Timelines Inc in court over trademark

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Re: Saint Zuck?

Having been in a few boardrooms during high level meetings I can assure you that they are often extremely crude and arrogant. I have no idea where people get the idea that executives don't cuss, scream and throw things.

How the iPad ruined the lives of IT architects

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9 to 5 Hours?

What IT department has the author been working in that has 9 to 5 hours?

Animal Liberation drone surveillance plan draws fire

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Re: Range?

No, not powerful at all, just equal power & closer will do the trick. Ask anyone who has ever done R/C.

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99 Problems But

A civilian drone ain't one. Until you get into military class drones everything else is a radio controlled toy. Even the best R/C pilots will tell you not to get into the hobby if you aren't prepared to crash it (or it crashes itself). When the inevitable crash(es) occur it will be interesting to see how they retrieve it.

Model S selling better than expected, says Tesla

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Golden smiles & unicorn farts! Those will work right?

Cloud chairwoman crashes down through glass ceiling, grabs the CEO helm

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Re: Eh.?

Something is wrong for sure. They're pretty new and already into their C round of funding. Even if they got acquired it is going to take a buyout of over $1 billion to make anyone but the VC's any money. Looking at their site I just don't see $1B+ of value.

Relaxed Windows 8 rules hint at smaller slabs to come

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Re: It's an f-n alpha OS people....

Win 95: Windows is done

Win 98: Windows is done

Win ME: Windows is done

Win XP: Windows is done

Win XPSP2: Windows is done

Win Vista: Windows is done

Win 7: Windows is done etc...

Yes, Windows has more competition now (sort of) but to say they are done because of a weird release is just plain silly. When (if) Windows finally goes away it will be a long time from now.

Flash man: Headcount at my company is UP not DOWN

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Rebuttal?

Why bother rebutting the guy if the original article was correct? Seems kind of petty and is just giving them free advertisement. Or is that the idea?

Giant solar-powered aircraft to begin cross-country flight

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Re: I love stuff like this.. @ itzman

You are sort of correct buy have made the error of failing to consider the rest of the environment, the structural limitations of the ships and the fleshy crew.

Wind is not, and has never been, the sole bottleneck in vessel speed. The ships were more limited by the state of the seas than the winds themselves. It is/was terribly easy to exceed the hull speed on a sailing ship (on a modern vessel with deeper keels and efficient sails almost no wind is necessary to scoot along) but you get into stresses (hull and mast breakages, cargo displacement, loss of steerage, and generally unacceptable levels of throwing humans overboard/breaking them). The voyages could have been much faster but the ships fell apart from the sheer beating they took. Steel hulls helped a lot with this as did internal power which made maintaining steerage easier, but even the largest ships afloat today can't overpower the power of the seas and are regularly forced just to point into the storm, try to keep her into the waves and hope.

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Re: I , for one, am fascinated with this

Efficiency in both PV and batteries has increased dramatically, even in the last decade.

Fear of risk, vested interests, and pure ignorance have been a major component in developing both. No one wants to try and make things better so the Govt has to step in and subsidize stupid ideas hoping at least a few will work out. It is nice to see someone pushing current limits with the plane.

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Neat!

I can't wait until it comes to D.C. It'll be great to see it in person.

Giant ad company (Google) offers tool assessing worth of ads

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Online Ads

On a PC I generally don't mind ads, in fact I often find them useful. I've spent plenty of money buying stuff from ads. On a mobile device? No. I have never intentionally clicked on a mobile ad. I've opened up plenty by mistake but never, not once, on purpose.

With the fancy new eye following tech I expect little banner ads to move up and down the screen with your eyeballs. There simply isn't enough room on the device for an ad to be unobtrusive and it pisses me off when I have to zoom in enough to hit the close window button. The same for the 'Download Our App' screens. Leave my tiny little device window alone. If you want to pick on something pick on my giant PC monitors, not my defenseless little phone.

You know how your energy bills are so much worse than they were?

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You Know That Website That Publishea

Meaningful, humorous, and often insightful articles and how it has gone so right wing with blatant agendas from senior staff?

I would gladly pay a monthly subscription to the site if the homepage displayed the author if the articles so I could skip over these close minded articles. They aren't "biting the hand that feeds IT" they are simple snarky propaganda.

Are you guys in England getting ready for an election or something?

Gartner forecasts pro 3D printer prices below $2,000 by 2016

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Why Mobile Service?

There are plenty of CNC shops that will use your model and can produce a far higher quality out if metal (or plastic or wood) and these places can't really survive on walk in business. What makes Gartner think a mobile service that offers a lesser quality product than is already available will work?

Boffins birth man-sized military ROBOT JELLYFISH

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Re: pop quiz

Australians!

Gartner's gurus forecast future tech spending splurge

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Re: WTF are they talking about?

In your rant you seem to be forecasting inflation in the U.S. Why?

Google Shopping Express dips toe in same-day home delivery

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Re: You think that's fun...try this!

That actually sounds like a good idea. In densely populated areas you could probably end up getting lots of your stuff for free (assuming Wal-Mart sold it). A savvy unemployed person could probably turn this to an advantage.

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Webvan

Hahahahaha. You said Webvan.

Poor bastards. They were too soon and their management team liked Herman Miller and fancy workspaces too much.

WTF is... the Quantified Self?

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Meh.

So you want to monitor everything you do, every minute of the day. That's fine. The idea of a longer life is appealing to many but where's the fun? Where's the risk? Where's the 'screw it I want to see what happens'? Depending on someone else to take the risk first and analyze the results is not only a dead end road, it is cowardly.

Let 'them' do it, I'm not leaving my house between the hours of 3PM and 8:23AM because QuantBook says that my alpha waves show variable R type plateaus that have a negative impact on my Vitamin D receptors. Sure, average lifespans may increase, but what's the point? Where is the experience of living?

Apple files patent for iPhone with wraparound display

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Re: Dear Apple - say what?

I've got no problem typing on either iOS or Android phones but text selection on both is shit. I can generally retype something faster than trying to select & copy it. I've got no ideas for a better implementation unless they put a ball on them like a Blackberry.

Watchdog warns UK.gov not to create 'them and us' digital divide

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Re: I would'nt

I hear you. Online banking just isn't safe. For that matter regular banks aren't safe. Hell, one was robbed here just a few days ago!

My problem was what to do with all my cash. I'd already replaced my mattresses with bundles of bills and the planning commission wouldn't approve my building an underground bunker. I decided to invest most (not all cause that ain't safe either) of my money in dogs! Yes dogs! You can get them cheap from the humane society, clean them up nice, eat them AND they can run away with you when the homos and commies come for you!

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Re: Untermenschen

In the U.S. it would just be too bad if the stack in impacts of breaking a law caused you hardship. Inconviences are considered a part of your punishment here.

Pyongyang Photoshop tomfoolery shows wet Norks, skirts blown up

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Re: Ergot

What food supplies?

Wisconsin man cuffed over Koch-blocking DDoS attack

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Anonymous

I think Anonymous are a bunch of silly no talent assclowns but I dislike the Koch brothers even more. Too bad the attack wasn't more effective.

MI5 undercover spies: People are falsely claiming to be us

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Movie

Wasn't there a movie about something like this that had Bill Pullman playing the fake spy?

Google Translate for Android adds offline translation option

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Re: Just downloaded it.

Why does it matter?

US bill prohibits state use of tech linked to Chinese government

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Re: All of it?

So Tom tell us what fashion magazine you follow so we'll all know what's in for the Autumn season.

Google Glass to carry 'Made in USA' label

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Re: How are Foxconn going to do this?

Why do you think they have such a large price tag? They've got to put all of our 'skilled' manufacturing workers to work.

Skilled is in quotes because we sailed most of them down the river years ago an there aren't many of working age left.

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USA USA USA

Even though I have less than no interest in Google eye ware it is nice to see some U.S. companies doing some manufacturing here. Especially the ones that make scads of money while playing fast and loose with tax issues.

Microsoft says WinPhone outselling iPhone, BlackBerry

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Percentages

My old CEO used to say that talking in percentages is for when you're trying to gloss over unflattering numbers. I've found that to be correct at least 50% of the time.

Revealed: Vendors’ worst sales fluff

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Analysts Analyzed

I'd like to see Gartner do an analysis of analysts to determine the biggest bullshit terms they use.

Apple in Chinese court over patent rights for Siri

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Re: Ouch

You'd think that Western companies would have learned about the perils of the Great Red Xerox years ago but it doesn't look that way.

Egyptian navy captures divers trying to cut undersea internet cables

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Re: The mystery of the mysterious operatives

You also don't do much diving work with the typical "zealot" beard. Glorious beards don't help the seal on your mask.

Torygraph and Currant Bun stand by to repel freeloaders

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Re: iPad app

Of course it is up to me... Why would you think it wasn't?

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Re: iPad app

They aren't worth it. If they are using Adblock then they can merrily go somewhere else. It means nothing to me. As pointed out in the article catering to the "free" crowd is a failing venture unless you are doing some shady shit with date you collect. Why bother.

BIGGEST DDoS ATTACK IN HISTORY hammers Spamhaus

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Re: Ah yes, the old trope

I don't really buy it either. All the testing is modeled so no one reallyknows what would happen. All I can say is things like the DDoS being discussed happen & it slows everyone down & all the infrastructure is still there. If significant portions were gone I can't imagine it would show well.

That being said though, if significant portions of the infrastructure were gone there would be much larger things to concern oneself with than backups, games and cat videos....

Wealthy London NIMBYs grit teeth, welcome 'ugly' fibre cabinets

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Re: Bewqre the 'heritage' industry.

Doubtful they will go away. When you've got a home in a historic or heritage area you don't want to see it all bunked up by horridly designed infrastructure. That's why where I live they put it all underground or out of town near the water pumps and electric substations.

Blighty's revolutionary Cold War teashop computer - and Nigella Lawson

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Astounding

This was a really good article! I didn't know the history behind LEO.

It is astounding to me that a bakery decided to build such a thing. In most modern businesses the bean counters would have collective apoplexy if a bakery decided to venture into say building satellites.

Oz shop slaps browsers with $5 just looking fee

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It Does Work

It may not appear very friendly, but specialty shops charging an entry fee is not that rare, at least in the U.S.

High end furniture galleries, collector car shops, antique auctions, beauty supply shops, firearm shops, architectural supply shops, and art galleries regularly charge entry fees that are refundable upon a purchase.

There is no point in catering to the bottom feeding comparison shopper. They are the worst sort of customer: time intensive, high maintenance, prone to returning purchased and have the unbelievably ignorant belief that by purchasing an item cheaply they are helping the merchant. They will never be loyal, they're just looking for a deal. Let them have their Internet, they aren't needed anyway.

Dragon capsule makes fiery entrance, safe splashdown

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Re: Tools??

Oh. Sorry sir. I are you took these tools off planet. We won't be able to honor your warranty.