* Posts by Don Jefe

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Securing the Internet of Things - or how light bulbs can spy on you

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Internet of Fail?

I like the idea of everything connected but I'm concerned that things we currently consider 'durable goods' will be insanely prone to failure like most consumer IT kit: Losing the 'durable' aspect while simultaneously increasing the base purchase price.

If my $500 phone or $4,000 workstation craps out in the next 10 seconds I won't be surprised, annoyed, but not surprised. We've gotten used to these sorts if failures. If my $800 washing machine craps out though it is a big deal, I can't just go to the store and replace it (without a lot of logistics) & no one is going to same day replaced it. I've got to call the store (or repair center), go through all the bullshit involved with fixing or replacing a major appliance. Most people will experience major appliance failure a few times in their lives but it is not a regular occurrence (clothes dryers don't advertise MTBF for a reason) and I don't want it to become a problem because the logic circuit in my dryer failed or a previously unknown programming error 'bricks' my dryer.

DDOS strikes BitCoin exchange Mt.Gox

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Re: Why do they bite the coins?

Then you really don't want to think about where else some of your coins might have been. Haven't you ever heard of someone getting a 'toll booth'.

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Re: news

Actually the security risks for secrets rise in direct proportion to the total number of people the secret holder interacts with. In most cases that's far more than one person.

The software industry: So efficient, we invented shelfware

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Support?

What about support costs? Those really don't change no matter what type of licensing arrangements your chosen software has. In fact there's a strong argument that desktop OSS support costs more after figuring in the salaries and hiring of qualified staff. If you go with 3rd party support you're still locked in.

I have no real feelings either way, I feel software is just a tool and it is best to use whatever gets the job done, I'm just curious. Free licenses seems a fairly trivial issue in the overall scheme of things...

Japanese Feds urge ISPs to support Tor ban plan

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Re: Typical government response

They don't have to outlaw Bitcoin. It is a self resolving issue & will go away if left to its own devices.

Harassed Oracle employee wins case, cops huge legal bill

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Re: $224,000??

Lawyers have different rates for procedural issues. If a judge is in involved costs skyrocket, ostensibly because of more paperwork. $500 per hour is not that high for a lawyer and there are often multiple specialty lawyers from the firm working simultaneously on a case, so it is easy to hit several thousand an hour in collection cases.

Eric Schmidt defends Google's teeny UK tax payouts - again

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Re: The tax laws are open to all...

No. The laws are open to ultra wealthy companies.

US to hand out wads of green (cards) in bid to staff tech industry

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Re: Tired of the lies @cybersaur

Lowering labor costs at the expense of your product/service does not make the least bit of sense: That's a losing proposition all the way around. Unless, the job can be done by 'anyone' in which case the job doesn't justify higher wages.

I know some companies with truly bizarre hiring practices and nobody targets recent grads because they will 'screw up' negotiations, the additional screening expenses alone would offset any savings of a few thousand dollars; recent grads aren't going to qualify for positions where tens of thousands of dollars and benefits are on the line anyway.

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Re: Tired of the lies @cybersaur

Well, one major problem are schools in the States. Our educational system is pumping out the dumbest educated kids you've ever met. Second is a HUGE lack of work experience. A lot of imported workers have some experience under their belts and don't behave as though a degree makes them all knowing. Recent graduates are generally worthless hires who take ages to skill up. It doesn't make sense to hire a U.S. graduate inane cases because they don't know anything. A degree no longer means having even rudimentary skills. Not so much the case with many foreign workers.

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Re: Tired of the lies @cybersaur

It is simply not correct that skilled foreign labor is a cost saver. If you're bringing in high end specialized talent their wages are going to be high no matter where they come from. They command those wages simply because they have unique skills that are in demand and they can choose where they go for work.

For low end or entry level work (in IT at least) foreign labor costs are on par with what you pay for anyone else at that skill level. Even if you can get a slightly reduced base salary there are substantial costs to sponsoring foreign staff. We have three sponsored employees (a FORTRAN & COBOL guy and two materials scientists) who cost about $14k annual (each) on top of their salary packages. Legal fees, DHS fees and ICE fees are really, really expensive and the regulations are very time consuming to deal with. The only reason we have any sponsored employees is because the skills we need simply aren't available in the U.S.

The skills may exist in the U.S. but for specialized research you'll find that many scientists won't leave projects they've been working on for years, pretty much no matter how much money you offer them.

Finding skilled staff is not a simple issue and you make a grave error by attempting to reduce it to 'get cheap labor'.

Ants have careers; you don't want them

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They Were Tired

The sensors were made with a printer & weighed up to 18% of the ants body weight! That's impressive for constantly carrying around. The entire tracking system is described here (PDF) http://m.sciencemag.org/content/suppl/2013/04/17/science.1234316.DC1/Mersch.SM.pdf

It is a pretty cool read.

Notebook makers turn to Android in face of Windows woes

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Intel Sweet Spots

Have proven to not be so sweet. Ultrabooks are a good easily recognizable example. Some of their VC projects have ridiculous 'sweet spots' too but they don't get as much press.

WikiLeaker Assange, Google's Schmidt and a secret 5-hour chinwag

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Re: With any luck...

It's really a job for Lemmiwinks, not just somebody with a gun.

Euro states stick fingers in ears to Huawei, ZTE tech 'dump' claims

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Re: Fair trade

Don't know why you got the downvotes. You asked a sound question. International trade offsets are common in most large industries, I don't know whe telecoms equipment should be any different.

The fast-growing energy source set to replace oil: Yes, it's coal

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Re: CO2 is not a pollutant

If you'd care to do just one iota of research before you put your foot in your mouth it would serve you well.

CO2 is terribly destructive, it is in the top five sources of degradation of concrete (roads) and brick structures (buildings) and way up there as a source of degradation for protective coatings (paint) of metal structures, leading to rust. There are many, many reasons that excess CO2 is bad beyond AGW.

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Old & Largely Irrelevant Data

Much of the data in the study is too old to be valid, the market shifted since then. Global coal growth stalled in mid 2012 and overall use is expected to decline up to 16% globally by the start of 2015 as coal plants complete their conversions to natural gas.

That doesn't take away from the current inefficiencies of renewables, it is just a really bad idea to use outdated data to push an agenda, it just makes you look desperate...

Ex-LulzSec bloke to spend a YEAR in the cooler for Sony hack

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Re: $600,000?

He's just a kid and I doubt he planned on basically being forced to be a career criminal. Plus he got caught so his prospects as a criminal aren't too bright.

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Re: $600,000?

Agreed. The shittiest part is that his paycheck will be garnished until the fine is paid. Court ordered fines are deducted from your paycheck by your employer before you even get the check. You still have to pay taxes on it too... Fines can't be taken from 'social benefits' though so our wonderful legal system has created another person who has no reason to work and to live off 'the dole' forever.

British bookworms deem Amazon 'evil'

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Re: Re "famous Neil Gaiman"

I actually have no idea who he is. I'm going to look him up though.

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Re: What sort of cretin buys a Amazon Swindle anyway?

I bet you're a joy at family get togethers.

"Oh God, Sweaty Neckbeard Came, ugh"...

Kepler continues exoplanet bonanza

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Re: Moore's Law and the Fermi Paradox.

One issue is that a proper scientific paper should not say 'Moore's "Law"': It is a shameful misuse of the term 'law' to apply it to a market forecast. 'Moore's Rule' or 'Moore's Best Guess' or 'Gordon Hopes & Dreams' would be an appropriate name for the observation and a scientific paper would have some title like "Correlation of Silicate Density In Compute Processors to Observable Probabilities of Recognizable Extra Terrestrial Life", or something.

Don't let pseudo science or marketeers fool you with their misuse of terms. It is a nasty practice and it is the responsibility of the reader to see through their bullshit and know the correct meaning of the words.

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Re: If we can detect these planets...

I suppose we could detect them but it would take them a while to reach us. It is a big problem with any kind of interstellar communications as we know them: Even if we did detect them there's a real possibility 'they' wouldn't be there anymore by the time we detected them & got a signal back to them.

PEAK APPLE: Fondleslab giant no longer world's biggest biz

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Re: Toys and Oil

It is hugely relevant, especially in medium and long term views. Investing in petrochemicals still makes me money and will continue to do so long after Apple is part of someone else's portfolio. There was never any reason in the insanely high Apple valuations & it only benefited those who make their money through manipulating stock markets for short term gain as opposed to investing for long term gain/safety.

I suppose it depends on how you manage your money. I prefer to put mine in places where I don't have to screw with it all the time with the knowledge my money is secure. Others take a different path but I'm too lazy and not excessively greedy :)

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Toys and Oil

The fact that Apple was ever the planets most valuable company is mind boggling. At the end of the day none of their products are necessary to modern life whereas petroleum and its derivatives are used by everyone but the most isolated tribes.

Apple is in fine shape financially & will probably hang round for a long time. Their value is simply falling inline with reality vs that imposed by rampant speculation.

AMD posts mediocre numbers, cites 'difficult market environment'

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Poor AMD

They have a good product set but their management & marketing is dismal. Since their value is so low anyway I wish they'd just throw yet another CEO at the problem and maybe they'd get something done.

Microsoft CFO quits as quarterly results fail to sparkle

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Geek Win (sort of)

Usually in a situation like this the geek(s) heads would roll so it's kind of cool that the finance guy is getting heat. The downside is that this time it is the fault of the geeks who are responsible for Windows 8. I fancy myself adaptable and I even like the Ribbon but damn it all Win 8 is awful.

Boffins build ant-sized battery, claim it's tough enough to start a car

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Research Bad News & Laboratory Products

I truly believe that a lot of laboratory technologies die in their cribs because the researchers get overexposed to a generally ignorant and cynical public (the Internet has made this far worse) and it simply crushes their spirits. Add to that the fact that when you are working with any new technology there is only bad news & more questions than answers and you end up permanently closing off doors in what started out as an innocently curious mind.

Personally I'm all for scientists and researchers working in an underground bunker away from the bullshit and letting sociopath business people deal with the money side of things but the entire 'ecosystem' of science has gotten so screwed up that researchers have to go begging for money and selling their souls to get to do anything.

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Re: So..

Foolish Reg reader, come here and expect reason. Psssht.

Amazon: S3 cloud contains two trillion objects

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Breakouts

I wonder how long it will be before someone does break out all the metrics for marketing purposes? The first one to do it will force everyone else to play along too. It seems like an easy way to start a willy waving contest with lots of pretty graphs to plaster everywhere.

South Korean gov splashes $22m on memory R&D project

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Re: 25 billion won (£14.6m/$22.3m)

Because all the euros are in Germany and the Germans aren't big Reg readers.

US House of Representatives passes CISPA by 288-127

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Nowhere Legislation

The fabulous state of U.S. politics pretty much guarantees this bill won't get through the Senate. It is going nowhere. Those jackasses wouldn't pass a bill through both houses even if it meant free blowjobs and ice cream for everyone and the end of global terrorism.

'Leccy-stealing, grid-crippling hackers could take down EV-juicing systems

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Re: Mainstream

That's what people told Henry Ford too: "Nobody is going to buy your cars. There's nowhere to buy fuel but you can feed a horse anywhere". We all know how that ended...

Besides, the grid is already in place. Building the interface to that grid is the challenge.

Magic mystery malware menaces many UK machines - new claim

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Re: Good to see all the "heuristic malware scanners" are doing their job

If we knew how many others were under the radar they would no longer be under the radar.

Software designers: Lose your inhibitions, embrace complexity

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Re: *Protracted Yawn*

Gaping illogical holes... That's the problem right there. Many business problems aren't logical & can't be explained easily without a solid understanding of both the business itself and business in general. For some reason many executives don't appreciate that most IT people are capable of understanding business but at the same time IT people don't want to embrace the 'buzzword' culture of business (everything is illogical or stupid)

Both sides generally have poor attitudes when it comes to communication and both sides find frustration with the jargon and acronyms. At the end of the day it takes people on both sides to communicate in in terms that both sides understand and with attitudes that don't demean others. That was originally supposed to be the role of the CIO but too many companies just promote (or hire) someone who is too grounded in one world or the other. The best CIO's I know aren't great coders or architects and they aren't the greatest business minds either: They are terrific interpreters and diplomats who can speak both 'languages' and still look good in a suit or in a T-shirt & boots.

TREELLION DOLLAR mobe bonk-bank alliance goes for barcodes

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Meh

I still don't see the advantage of another form of payment.

Between cash, checks, credit cards, bank issued letters of credit, debit cards, store charge cards and pre paid cards (gift cards) there are already so many ways to pay. Adding another option doesn't seem to add any value. Maybe I'm just not seeing it & someone can tell me why this is important.

Applicants sought for one-way trip to Martian Big Brother house

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Re: Reality TV fail

It is for a TV show so you don't want mentally stable people, you want the crazy asshole that will open the airlock. Besides, there are huge chances that anyone young enough & sad enough to sign up for a one way trip to Mars will (hopefully) have found happiness 15 years from now and will not want to leave all that behind.

Antares aborted after launchpad mishap

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Boo.

I was sorely disappointed as I was close enough this afternoon to have seen the rocket in flight. I should still be able to see the exhaust at liftoff from my house but I was kind of excited to see the rocket itself. Oh well.

Linux in 2013: 'Freakishly awesome' – and who needs a fork?

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Re: @Zmodem

I'm not sure what you said, but I'm certain it was well reasoned and correct, so good on you.

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@Zmodem

You are half right: Desktop Linux does suck, hard, on many levels. Server Linux is another thing altogether. It is stable, cheap, easy to scale and flexible. Even as an MS fan I recognize that the future is 'the cloud' (hate that term) and that cloud is going to be run by Linux, there's really no other option that makes sense. Desktop software will eventually all go away so desktop OS won't be a factor either. Ridding the world of desktops & their software is still some years off but it is coming & the penguin will be leading the pack.

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Re: Stop the press

Linux on stock exchanges is so far removed from Linux as you know it that it's not even really valid to call it Linux anymore. It is like Ferrari in F1, sure the Ferrari name is on it but if you buy a Ferrari it isn't going to perform anything like the F1 car.

Google tells Microsoft IE shops: We can help you with those 'legacy apps'

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Re: Did I read that right??

That really is funny! I missed it on my first read but had to go back after you pointed it out.

PC floggers scavenge for crumbs as Apple hoovers up profits

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Innovation

Profits like this are precisely why Apple isn't in any huge hurry to turn out any new 'ground breaking' products. Only the thickest of people would want to interfere with the money printing machine once you got it running.

It will be interesting to see if the lack of startlingly new products has a short term impact on their success. Guess the fall season will tell us a lot.

Foxconn must pay Microsoft for EVERY Android thing it makes

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Re: Errm

As public companies they only have to list them under license royalties/payments (depending on if you're paying or receiving). They are not required to drill down to specific payments/revenue sources: "Super Secret Payment Shit" isn't secret, it just doesn't have to be disclosed.

Hands up who wants 3D finger-controlled fridges? That's the spirit

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Cease and Desist Response

I'd like my office printer to automatically generate a copy of our standard response to cease & desist letters when I 'raise the middle finger in a skywards direction with the knuckles of the hand facing the printing device'.

TalkTalk ads banned by watchdog over 'misleading' YouView offer

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Lawyers and Tech Companies

I can't think of any two groups who have done more to create definitions for words than lawyers and tech companies.

1) Take 'good word' and apply completely different meaning.

2) Repeat newly redefined 'good word' as much as possible

3) Defend 'good word' in court citing your own literature - 'Look, it says right here in our brochure that 'good word' was originally defined incorrectly but thankfully we got it right.

Google erects tech specs tech specs, APIs hit the decks

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Re: 640x360?

HD in one eye? What's the point?

At LAST, scientists tackle the problems faced by alcoholic rats

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Re: Rats don't drink?

There are several sources out there. I learned about it in university. They are common test subjects in alcohol addiction studies because they don't drink unless they've been modified.

The basic premise is that the researchers overload the rat neuoreceptors with the same neurotransmitters found in alcoholic brains (making them alcoholics) then attempt to unlock those transmitters with drugs. In alcoholic brains the transmitters in question remain stuck in the receptors and the hypothesis is that if you can dislodge or destroy the transmitters you can cure alcoholism. So far they've only managed to create rats with insanely high tolerances who die from alcohol poisoning without getting drunk or terminally disabled rats with brains fried from exotic chemicals.

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Re: Several points - Correction Needed

Non modified rats will not drink alcohol. You have to overdose them with certain neural transmitters to make them drink booze.

Just an interesting tidbit I thought I would share.

Will Google's rivals swallow the 'labelling remedy' pill?

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Store Brands

Why don't grocery stores have to include brands that compete with in store brand and give them key shelf locations?

It is because the grocery store owns the shelves & there are other grocery stores you can visit.

Grocery stores rent shelf space to vendors based on the amount of space an item takes up & its prominence on the shelf. An eye level shelf (to a woman) is far more expensive to place items on but store brands regularly 'reserve' the best places on the shelves in their own stores. Nobody is bitching at grocery stores...

Incidentally, this practice is why some items, like potato chips and bread cost so much (they take up so much space).

Samsung vs Apple: which smartphone do Reg readers prefer?

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Re: Smartphones are for yesterday's cool kids.

Yes. You will look intriguing wearing it too...