* Posts by Don Jefe

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Snowden leaks latest: NSA, FBI g-men spied on Muslim-American chiefs

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Re: Muslim president

Are you saying the NSA and FBI were responsible for Obama being black, or Obama being President?

Russian MP fears US Secret Service cuffed his son for Snowden swap

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Re: @Chris Wareham

Yes. Facts are, sadly, rarely as important to some people as emoting all over the place. I will say this though, everybody in the foreign policy world, who wasn't a loon, predicted the 'extraordinary rendition' and 'extrajudicial prosecution' stuff was going to create serious backlash and jeopardize the capture and prosecution of actual criminals in the future. What should have been a straightforward arrest and deportation that got little/no attention has turned into a full fledged diplomatic issue and the State Department has now superseded the Secret Service so everything is up in the air now.

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Re: All I ask is his dad is not called a defendant....

The father is a politician so the fact his son doesn't have at least one oversized headphone jack mounted in his skull is more than enough evidence he's not a cyber hacker.

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Re: Cut and Dried

We may not hold innocent people hostage, but we'll sure as fuck hold accused people hostage. Guilt and innocence are matters for the courts, not the jailers. After he's arraigned all the rules for a 'speedy' trial change. If the case involves a foreign national, thus the involvement of the State Department, that accused flight risk can be kept in jail for a very, very long time while diplomatic negotiations are underway. It's legal trickery that allows for punishment before the accused has been judged, and it sucks, but that's just the way things are.

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Re: @Jonny Canuck

The Americans have a long history of kidnapping people to bring them to justice? Yes, that's true, but if it makes you feel any better, we didn't invent the practice. The Greeks, Romans and Persians really took the practice to knew levels thousands of years ago. Additionally, as someone mentioned earlier, the Isralies are so well known for the practice that Mossad isn't flagged as a misspelled word by computers. That's not to say I approve of my country's actions, I don't, but kidnapping for 'justice' is a really, really old practice.

Dead letter office: ancient smallpox sample turns up in old US lab

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Re: I wonder...

Posthumously...

Don Jefe

I salute your faith in mankind sir. Perhaps I've been too long around the wrong sort, but the only reason I can think of that the average lab worker would voluntarily stay with this and wait is so they can maximize the damage claims in the enormous lawsuit they're about to file. I like your thought much better though.

Don Jefe

Re: Is it just me.....

They have to verify it's real to rule out it being a hilarious prank. A hysterical laughter bomb planted by some long gone researcher who was perfectly content not being there because he knew what would happen, even decades later. Kind of like that guy who made arrangements to have a bunch of harmless, finely ground white plastic powder poured over his body before they closed the casket. With an engraved placard inside that says 'Fuck You grave robber, now you've got Anthrax'. That kind of humor is timeless.

Bloodied Samsung's profits down 25% as it clings to mobe crown

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Re: Being squeezed from both ends

Samsung is a giant, diversified, corporation and the various product categories of all such companies tend to have their day in the sun, then rejoin the collective as another category becomes the VIP. There's really not much to be derived about Samsung's products in all this. Not only is this a natural function of a massively diversified company, it's part of a type of business resiliency strategy that's extremely popular with institutional investors. You can safely park huge sums of money in a company like Samsung and not have to put your suicide note on your desk before each earnings call.

How to make $7,000 a month and benefits: Be a teen tech INTERN

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Re: Syntax error

You can't buy innovation, that's for sure. But you can buy people who express traits necessary for innovation and help them build on those traits. Where they ultimately go with those traits is up to them however. At any rate, introducing them to new ideas, people and perspectives, hopefully, helps them discover how to tie all their traits and abilities together and eventually become innovators. It usually takes years after their internship has ended before they get everything working together and some never do get there, but plenty do, eventually.

'Spy-proof' IM launched: Aims to offer anonymity to whistleblowers

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Re: @Valeyard

Some people are just born being good at persecution. You could be one of those people, I just don't know. But you're most certainly a rank amateur as far as information organization goes.

Don Jefe

Re: being anonymous, these services are designed to be used for illegal activity

A wise man once said: 'Jurisdiction is meaningless. That's why we have spies'.

On a really good day it's a losing argument if it requires a government, any government, to play by the rules. Between various 'greater need' justifications and no qualms about rewriting definitions to suit their current needs most governments are quite adept at interpreting the law very differently than you or I.

On a not really good day, which is most days, governments don't really give a shit. If there are no legal provisions for getting what they want they've got effectively limitless resources to throw at the problem in the form of your favorite state intelligence agency. If they just don't want to dick around with you they'll cut off your funds and forbid companies to do business with you.

There's no aboveboard business potential in working around a government. Why do you think nobody does it? I can assure you, the willingness, resources and technical ability to sidestep governments is there, it's there in huge quantities. Nobody does it because it's a loser, you can't win with workarounds. You can attempt to change things through the democratic process, good luck. Or you can attempt to change things through martial process. Again, good luck. But you aren't going to change anything setting up a data center in Tonga.

Don Jefe

Re: Compromised from the start?

Right? I was thinking the same thing as I read the article. I have no confidence in a private entity having the resources necessary to prevent infiltration by State intelligence agencies. Officially sanctioned government intelligence operatives rarely have checkered backgrounds that flag them as risky people. Spies tend to be good at that sort of thing.

There is great potential for comedy gold in all this you know. Suppose the entire project was a super secret government honey trap that, because of their stunning resumes and flawless background checks, ended up recruiting nothing but super secret government intelligence operatives. Each person, believing they are the only undercover agent involved, works diligently to compromise the project with clever coding trickery. It's only after general release they discover they have created to most bulletproof secure communication software in history. Hilarious!

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@Valeyard

A list isn't required to Hoover up data. A list is required to tell you which Hoovered data to look at. I'm assuming you're in IT, but this is pretty basic stuff...

Revealed: SECRET DNA TEST SCANDAL at UN IP agency

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Trilateral Zionists Infiltrate Bilderberg Clubhouse Using Queen of Sheba as Distraction

If you discount the DNA part, the rest of this is pretty mundane. Even in rigidly disciplined hierarchical organizations working towards a single goal there's always some shady shit going on. The larger the organization, the more significant the shady activities become. The UN is most certainly not on anyone's list of rigidly disciplined hierarchical organizations. It's a nearly perfect, real world, example of discord and chaotic mathematical studies. The most effective people in such chaotic environments are the ones going off in a different direction using the confusion to camouflage themselves.

The DNA part is fucking weird though. Selling, or enabling the sale of, restricted items to unfriendly nations makes sense. I don't support that kind of thing, but at least it makes sense. How did he pay for the DNA analysis? How did he pay for the DNA acquisition (that's not the kind of thing you use general staff for). Where was the evidence gathered? Specifically where were the cigarette butts obtained? Can you still smoke in UN facilities? If so I would like to purchase the role of Secretary-General. How were they going to compare DNA samples? Do people still lick envelopes?

It really is quite bizarre. In fact, it's so bizarre and illogical that I'm not convinced the way this is being presented is the truth. I think it's far more likely that DNA was stolen from people with a dissenting voice and have the ability and position to have their opinions heard. Those dissenters are probably already dead and have been replaced with clones whose programming is inline with the leadership of the UN. We all know they can do that. We all saw Colin Powell was replaced with a Colin Powell clone with a big war boner. The only question now is who is a clone and who isn't.

Don Jefe

Re: on a technical note...

A really unfortunate side effect of stuff like this is that the correct answer is whatever the answer is. Punitive sneakiness is almost always the work of people looking for a patsy, not a person interested in facts.

Governments, NGO's, NPO's and companies have lots of, legal, ways to investigate internal matters and have a court support the investigation. When you're doing it back channel the truth probably isn't the goal.

Standby consumes MORE POWER THAN CANADA: IEA

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@Andrew Jones

I'm not sure about your second point. I agree that biased advocates (of anything) and politicians can't be relied upon to know what they're talking about. But it's a pretty broad stroke to include target customers for the current crop of electric cars in the 'somebody recognizable said (x) so it has to be true' category. Yes, there are idiots there too, no doubt, but not nearly as many as in the general population. The non-idiots in that target demographic tend to be the same educated professionals that are nearly impossible to market to because they are fairly independent and tend to reach their own conclusions in their own way. I'm not trying to imply they are smarter or anything, just that 3rd party influence is largely wasted on them because of their decision making process.

But you're spot on with the first point. Many moons ago I was sent to sort out a printer manufacturer that had been acquired by my employer (this was back when consumer printers still cost more than their ink refills). Their warranty losses on consumer products alone were more than enough to get the books right side up so that's what we focused on. The consumer models were basically the commercial models with smaller paper capacities and such but the commercial models rarely failed. We finally found the problem and it lay in the fact that more than 2/3 of the consumer users printed for less than a single hour per year (about 30 pages) and the rest of the time the printer was turned off. The commercial units were almost never turned off, thus no chain of similar failures for comparison. For a bit less than $1.75 per unit a retrofit standby solution was developed and within a year the company was in good enough shape to be sold to someone else.

There's no doubt that standby is important and people would be very upset if standby wasn't so common.

Don Jefe

Re: Pointless and confusing

Yeah. People really suck at math. Some of the worst at it I've ever seen are the CFO's of energy providers. They get all bent out of shape when residential consumption in an area goes down .05%. If those idiots only knew little things didn't have a significant impact their jobs would be a lot easier. I'm sure it's probably a job security thing. If they didn't make a big deal out of the little stuff they would probably be made redundant.

Don Jefe

Re: Speaking of Canada...

No. That's efficiency. Two systems with identical input and output can generate significantly different amounts of heat by using components of different efficiencies.

Basic applied thermodynamics.

Don Jefe

Re: It comes down to power supply efficiency

@JeffyPoooh

Yes. Lots of lightbulbs do indeed have a standby mode, but I suspect not many people have them in their homes.

Modern 'Explosion Proof' lighting assemblies use standby to prevent sudden state change from potentially causing a spark (and explosion if it's a bad day). A convenient side effect is that the bulbs last 'forever' as they never experience the cold to wide open state change that kills other bulbs.

High intensity HID spotlights, emergency lights, construction lights, makeup lights and shitloads of specialty videography and photography lights all have standby for the same reason as above and so that they provide their full power and proper color of light immediately after being turned on. Old, pre-standby lights of those sorts experienced significant color shifts as they 'warmed up'. The end result was that it was hotter than hell where those lights were in use because they were left on to eliminate the color shift period.

Most streetlights in the US have standby. Mostly for filament longevity purposes. There was a big grassroots movement here in the late '90's when the proles discovered that their streetlights were sucking so much power and in older lights were actually on constantly, at reduced levels, by virtue of current leaks, but nobody knew it because you can't see them burning in the daylight.

I'm sure some home lights have standby as well, but most people have no need for such things and would never even go looking for them.

*New lights in reef aquarium setups have standby too. People probably do have that sort of thing in measurable quantities.

Don Jefe

Re: Speaking of Canada...

@Symon

No. That's the most basic understanding of electricity and, like most things, isn't as simple as you'd like it to be when you go to apply it.

Heat as a function of draw is only, kind of, valid as a comparator for like vs like. You can make some, crude, assessments like that if you are comparing two AGP's or two LED's. But that doesn't work if you are trying to compare draw from a high density component like an AGP to the system wide draw of the rest of the components. It is entirely possible, and not uncommon, for the total draw of a system to greatly exceed the draw of the hottest component in a system but still produce less heat.

Don Jefe

Re: Well it's not hard

Please reorient your map, or globe, so that Canada is near the top (or bottom) relative to the floor in your house.

In this orientation it should be much easier to see that Canada is not generally considered to have a traditional, equatorial climate. In fact, recent satellite imagery has confirmed that Canada is nearer to as far the fuck away from the equator as it can be. There is a growing consensus among climate scientists that Canada might be really god damn cold for 80% of the year. The few Canadians that have been studied are purported to live in small, dome shaped shelters made of stacked snow bricks, called 'igloos' and dress themselves in baby seal skins for protection from the cold. Little else is known about these hardy people.

Pending future expeditions across the tundra and into the mythical realm where legends of monstrous white bears and rabid white foxes frolic, all tales of large, cosmopolitan cities with excellent education and healthcare systems, good beer and stories of a tribe of lost Frenchmen are to be considered myth.

Don Jefe

Re: Speaking of Canada...

To be fair, heat isn't a very good indicator of draw. The primary heat source in a console and general use computers is related to graphics processing. In standby mode, graphics processing, obviously isn't a factor. It's a matter of how the heat is created, not what the other less operation intensive, but still (comparatively) significan draw, lower density component packages are doing.

Wireless-controlled contraception implant is coming, says MIT

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It should come with some sort of flashing light that let's you know if she's got the safety off. Not just for trust issues (that's a whole different ball of wax), but for couples that don't want a baby but also enjoy copious amounts of drugs, alcohol and quickie sex in national monuments, art museums and VIP motorcades.

Islamic terror peril hits US giants' phone wallets

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Re: ISIS's name confuses me anyway

I assumed it was something to do with the Levant region and the close association between Palestine/Israel and Egypt. I might be mistaken about that, but many elements of Ancient Egyptian religions, myths and customs were integrated into the Jewish and Islamic faiths and folklore after Moses and Co pulled a runner and left Egypt.

The deeper you get into the non-canon, but still recognized as valid supporting teachings, of the most fundamentalist sub-groups of both the Jewish and Islamic faiths the more the Egyptian stuff becomes a bigger factor.

I really don't know for certain though. I wish I had known about this payment company sooner though. The other day a guy I know told me he had just updated his Galaxy phone and it now supported Isis wallet. He was always a bit sketchy, so it was perfectly natural that I assumed he had installed some sort of militia fundraising software. After I got delivery confirmation of the prayer rugs, Quran's, chemistry books and pressure cooker he 'ordered' I arranged for him to meet this guy I know at Homeland Security. Now I feel pretty bad though. He's fat, and rather pasty, so I fear he may get severely sunburned while in Cuba.

Don Jefe

SUE THEM!

Isis should sue the hell out of ISIS: Intellectual Property theft via willful infringement of a Registered Trademark.

If nothing else I like to imagine the look on their faces when they open a cease and desist letter from a US law firm demanding they change their name or risk facing severe penalties. Wouldn't it be great if they just packed up shop and went home. I bet nobody has tried it before. I wonder if they would write back? I would write back. This whole mess is far too great of an opportunity to pass up.

NSA dragnet mostly slurped innocents' traffic

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Of course they were happy with those numbers. That's simply good management. Here's where we are, here's where we came from, here's where we have to get to. Riding on the negative creates way too much work and is wholly self defeating now that beating your staff is apparently 'abuse'. But management philosophy is another issue.

At issue here are the variety of ways in which performance metrics can be legitimately be modified while doing absolutely nothing differently in your operations (for those who aren't aware, the key to the big promotions and raises is in your ability to identify ways in which metric criteria can be modified and, most importantly, that you are able to give the final decision maker rock solid justification with lots of stats and charts he can use to cover his ass). In a normal commercial environment there are limits on how far you can go with your metric criteria 'updates'. Either somebody is going to be unhappy with where a bunch of money is, or isn't, or some guy named Hank who works for the SEC will come round asking for an explanation. It's much the same with the (more) transparent parts of a government.

But checks and balances for a Metrics Magic go off the rails entirely when there's no external oversight. Neither Hank, nor the President, Prime Minister or fucking Queen have input on those criteria. Due to the fact that everyone in a bureaucracy always wants a promotion, you can rest assured lots of people will be busting their ass to 'do more with less'. That's Human nature, not subject to regulation or decree.

Seeing as how the PR idiots with the NSA and GCHQ have gone way out of their way to justify all the intrusive spying they can't do the sensible thing and reduce the noise level. They'd be 'risking our safety' you see. The only way to improve those metrics is reclassify some portion of the noise as good signal. There's nowhere else for them to go. It (probably) won't matter immediately. If you look for illegalities hard enough in any grouping of people you'll find something. A surprising number of murders, rapes, child porn traders and (bad thing) go unsolved, those people have to be out there somewhere and it's obviously not where you might expect them.

But finding those people still doesn't justify treating everyone like a suspect or justify a primary action with secondary results. In case anyone missed it, Iraq is not better off because of that kind of stupid fucking kindergarten level security policy. Our lives won't be any better for it either. We're no safer and sooner or later someone you know is going to be a winner in Metric Magic Monday and since you know them, you'll be a winner too...

Don Jefe

Re: And for every false positive ...

That has bothered me intensely since the Snowden stuff began. Yes, the assault on civil liberties and the 'justified disregard for the law' by lawmakers is revolting. I'm not sure it's possible for them to fail any harder at their jobs. But Christ on a cracker, do they have to curb stomp every principle of information science too?

This is undergrad level stuff here, but the only part they seem to have gotten right is that the public would be upset if they knew the scope of this monument to poor education systems. Regardless of ones stance on the necessity and ethics of all this mess, I cannot see how a compelling argument can be made for ignoring the most basic of information management fundamentals.

Enormous sums of money have been spent (hilariously, lots of it in the form of government grants) to develop better methods and processes for information discrimination in real time data. Obtaining information has never been a problem (spies, public 'secret police' and that nice man from Stasi have been around since day 1 to deal with that). The problem has always been in identifying what information has value. Most of The Register's target audience would be working in coal mines if only the information you wanted organized itself before it got to you.

Half-assed work just pisses me off. If you're going to do something do it right or don't do it at all. That goes double if my tax dollars are being spent on it. Bunch of slackasses. As if it were needed, this is just more proof Douglas Adams was right: Anyone capable of getting into government should be automatically disqualified from government.

Don Jefe

Re: Dan 55 mooooooity OMGeeez!!! What a DISASTER!!! We're all DOOOOMED!!! Etc.

'Snowjob' is Trademarked by Hasbro as part of their GI Joe family of products.

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Re: A small fly in the ointment

The costs of storing all that useless data is nonexistent. That's the biggest perk of being a government that has zero qualms making the taxpayer pay for their own cavity searches. It's really nothing to worry yourself over though. Since this is all related to 'National Security' the actual costs are recorded on the first invisible page of the GAO annual spending report. A lot of work goes into making sure intrusive government surveillance programs don't cause you any anxiety.

Don Jefe

Re: Or was it for political purposes?

Yes. Using a covert, super enabled, state intelligence agency to investigate tax statuses is probably the first thing people think of once they are holding the reins of power. Of all the creative ways to abuse power, investigating civil infractions with a maximum penalty of $15,000 is definitely the ultimate reward: 'Ha! Choke on the Throbbing Manhood of vengeance you fool! Suck it all. The taste will be burned into your soul as you attend one 30 minute class on asking the IRS for assistance in populating forms. Watch your future slip away as your bank account is debited $125/month for the next decade. The echoes of your suffering will reverberate for ages and all will know the price of thwarting me'.

Google spares founders from TERMINATORS, but not Eric Schmidt

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Re: "what does that make Eric Schmidt?"

God. You lot are piss poor excuses for sci-fi fans. It is abundantly clear that Eric Schmidt is the physical manifestation SkyNet has chosen for the current incarnation. Page and Brin know how the end will come. They are simply trying to delay the inevitable.

India’s Karbonn launches £26 Android phone

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Re: Shirley........

When you're delivering really low priced complex products, like a touchscreen smartphone for half the price of lunch, you don't make any money by designing efficiencies of any kind into the product. The idea is to get people into a product category. Once they're there it's on them to identify what they want from their next purchase and when the time comes you provide that, for just a little bit more money. Summarized, entry level products and 'better' products have vastly different goals and it's folly to mix them.

Entry level consumer electronics also play a big role in the larger world of electronics manufacturing. A role that makes, among other things, your more electrically efficient phone less expensive. A role they couldn't fill if efficiencies were pursued. Entry level consumer electronics are often designed, engineered and manufactured using the unbelievable amount of excess component inventories and obsolete manufacturing equipment our society creates.

Between rapid hardware versioning, insanely huge raw component orders, high priced transit warehouse space, underutilized cargo space on giant ships in perpetual motion, increasingly efficient component recycling and metals reclamation processes and all manner of e-waste regulations and complex incentive programs, it's possible to make enormous amounts of money in really counter intuitive ways.

Done well, you get paid for taking excess off the hands of someone else, taking what you want from that excess then selling the remainder to someone else. Done only reasonably well, you still end up with shitloads of 'free' components. That leaves you with an R&D process that's really more of an undergrad electronics engineering final. All you've got to do is examine the possible configurations for your inventory, fill in any gaps by purchasing new components and dress it up nice.

It's a pretty sweet deal, but the catch is in the fact the surplus repurposing model doesn't support feature level engineering. You're stuck with whatever you can squeeze out of the hardware you've got and can make function with the least amount of software development possible.

Well, that got longer than I planned. My point, was that at the extreme end* of 'value product' manufacturing the 'standard' financial formulas aren't valid. As such, those extreme value products aren't developed using the 'standard' product design principles which are suited to 'standard' financial models. The nature of that beast demands you make choices that would be terminal in more expensive products.

The upshots include the aforementioned cost reductions to your consumer electronics. Also advantageous, is the fact that manufacturing surplus and excess are now worth more repurposed than tossed in a big hole. It wasn't really all that long ago when nobody screwed around with millions of $.02 parts. You bought a warehouse in Iowa, shipped your excess there and never looked in there again. This new way is better.

Don Jefe

Re: Trickle Down

Yep, incremental product transitions are necessary in any and every market and market segment. Consumers won't go directly from A to E. Interestingly, they won't go from A to E even if there is no significant price difference.

If 'A' satisfies their needs they'll just keep using 'A'. If you give them 'E' you've just given them solutions to problems they didn't know they had and since they didn't have those problems when they had 'A' staying with 'A' means they won't have those problems (there's a lot of boring science behind all this, but a great contemporary example is WinXP, or 'A' for this discussion. It wouldn't have mattered if Win8, 'E', gave you a blowjob every time you used that disjointed menu screen. Taken as a whole 'E' created problems where none existed before. Doesn't matter what advantages it provided, the general consumer doesn't make decisions that way).

In a land of Roman Numerals, the decimal point is God. You have to grow your markets at a pace and scale that meets their needs, not the needs of other markets or the needs of fringe users. It's tricky business and there are more than a few clever people and former executives who cry themselves to sleep every night on cheap cotton pillows instead of some hookers cocaine covered tits because they were 'ahead of their time'.

British and European data cops probe Facebook user-manipulation scandal

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Re: Did you notice...

If owning something allowed you to do whatever you wanted with it a significant portion of the worlds population would be living in an enormous transparent dome together with an enormous number of cloned dinosaurs and contemporary stoats. Broadcasts, wager share and private safaris would be the core of the model. I would use the vast profits from those things to continue my, as yet, ill fated horse/tiger hybrid breeding experiments and to establish a research center geared specifically toward creating crocodile based domestic servants.

Not all laws are good, and sometimes the good ones are abused, that's just part of it. But in a lot of cases the existence of a law(s) prohibiting something are enough to dissuade most people from doing certain things. There's a universe full of not yet illegal activities to satiate whatever desires one may have; you're limited only by your imagination and resources. It's just a lot of hassle to break the law.

Although the hilarity potential is fantastically high, little good ever comes from experimenting on people without their express permission. Sure, it all starts out just fine, but sooner or later somebody is going to propose something of comic book level insanity and it'll get a green light. At any given time, full on crazy town is a lot closer than people think. Left to their own devices, Humans tend to treat each other very badly. Doubly so if you're an 'inferior' gender, race or religion. It's just better for everybody if covert medical experiments cloaked in EULA's are not only prohibited, the punishments for dicking around with that sort of thing should be quite severe.

Hacked Israel Defence Force Twitter account spruiks nuke leak fears

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How Much?

Opposition forces claim members earned up to $1000 from Assad's wealthy cousin Rami Makhlouf for high profile hacks against western targets.'

They earned up to $1000, they met their goals and their government customer was happy? Fuck, we can put an end to all this shit right now. Governments the world over should hire this lot as their primary IT Service Contractor.

Royal Navy parks 470 double-decker buses on Queen Elizabeth

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Re: Bust-up

Nah. You increase the effective weight of the bus by setting the parking brake.

Don Jefe

'Are your speed limits still in MPH'?

My carrier registers speed in knots... If yours doesn't it might be a French counterfeit. Flip it over and see if it says 'Hecho en Mexico' on the drain plug.

Don Jefe

Re: I name this ship White Elephant.....

Western wars in the last two decades may have had a big air power element, but not an air superiority element. See, air superiority requires your enemy to have aircraft to be superior over. That hasn't been a problem in quite some time.

Western militaries have been grossly misusing air superiority aircraft as light bombers and that's just as stupid as parking nuclear submarines in the Persian Gulf (ICBM's are fairly launch site agnostic you know). F-35's and such are cool and all, but if you're going to fight a ground war from the air, F-35's and such are just about the dumbest, most expensive, least efficient way possible to do it.

I'll admit 'Top Gun: Long Range Bomber' or 'Top Gun: Drone' isn't Oscar material. But if you're not planning on occupying and claiming dominion over a foreign land then sailing little airplanes to the place you want to bomb really doesn't make any sense. If expansionism isn't in the cards you can just fly airplanes to your target then fly back home. You don't need to land if you don't want to annex the country. For Christ's sake, you could put 800-1000 Kamikaze drones on an aircraft carrier deck and have a drone factory inside.

The details are irrelevant. If the goal is to purchase the most appropriate military equipment based on recent wars then anything that needs to land outside your country is as dumb as using donkeys as mobile SAM emplacements.

Don Jefe

Re: Bust-up

Here's a useful tip to keep in mind for the future. If, at any point, you have the desire to run comparative siege engine projectile experiments involving oversized public transports and military aircraft, just do it.

You're not going to get permission for that sort of thing. Trust me on this, there's a threshold beyond which no bureaucrat or elected official is capable of rationalizing what you've written on the Application for Special Use Permit. At best, you've made next Christmas very painful for the bureaucrat's family that has to feed their institutionalized and straightjacketed father turkey purée through a straw. At worst you'll be shot immediately.

However, if you're bold, and somehow manage to acquire all the elements necessary for your experiment, it's highly unlikely anyone will stop you. Firstly, it's just never a good idea to interfere with people who can round up a giant bus, a fighter aircraft and an enormous catapult in the same place. Common sense will shield you. Secondly, even the thickest, most aggressive and well armed person is going to want to see what happens. If it's impressive enough you'll remain safe. If you blow it you'll probably be shot, but being shot for just for asking was a real risk you've already sidestepped, so you're 100% further than you would have been. Carp Areadime!

Don Jefe

Exact Change

Why not busses? If you sail a carrier packed with aircraft to a foreign land you're really boxing yourself in as far as tactical options go. There's really only so much you can do with military attack aircraft and no matter what Admiral Blueblood says, none of those things are going to be novel, or even creative.

But sail an aircraft carrier full of big London busses to a foreign land and nobody will know what to do. Are the busses a gift? Have the British woefully misjudged the available surface road infrastructure in Kerplackistan? Have the British discovered anti-gravity technology and no longer need their aircraft to be aerodynamically efficient? Are the busses full of migrants? Are the busses Transformers?

See, nearly limitless options, none which justify attacking the bus carrier preemptively. Only a fool would launch an attack on such an enormous what-the-fuck. You can't shoot at things unless you know what's going on and nobody is going to know what the hell is happening when HMS Mass Transit anchors offshore. For a few days, even longer if you refuse to communicate, the British Navy will once again control the Seas.

Crypto thwarts TINY MINORITY of Feds' snooping efforts

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Goal Defines Intelligence?

'investigating conventional crimes rather than national security or terrorism-related investigations, where the use of crypto might be expected'

Where did that mess of an idea come from? The idea that terrorists are somehow more technically savvy than any other sort of criminal is, at best, not well thought out. At worst, that idea demonstrates that government anti-terror, 'surrender your freedom to be safe from those who hate your freedom', propaganda works. That idea also completely justifies the comprehensive, end-to-end government surveillance that maximizes the chances of State Actors intercepting clear text and/or encryption keys. The sort of surveillance that has been such a large topic over the last year.

None of that is intended to be a swipe at John Leyden or The Register, not at all. But I do want to demonstrate that it's really easy to end up waving a banner and advocating for things without meaning to. It's really easy to do that because a not insignificant amount of your tax dollars is spent on the best social science and engineering money can buy.

Messaging 101 dictates that Message appeal, uptake and self sustained promulgation are the greatest when the content of the Message is generated by the target audience within a broad framework defined by the Message Originator. In the context of this story, the government says 'Terrorists are Coming for YOU, but we're looking for them' and other people dress that up in ways that go straight to the people they know how to reach.

Putting terrorists up on a pedestal as some sort of advanced criminal is just silly. It's an emotional ejaculation that mistakenly equates the capacity for atrocity with evil super genius. People don't like to think they are surrounded by people who lack only the willingness and motivation to cause great harm, but they are. Being a terrorist doesn't require special skills or access to restricted technologies or large financial resources or knowledge of and access to secure communications equipment (those are the prerequisites for being a politician). Being a terrorist just requires one to be a dick. A dick with criminal intent and a shocking lack of exposure to anecdotes involving amputating noses to spite faces. There's nothing special about them.

UK mobile sales in the toilet: Down by FIVE MILLION this year

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@JamesPond

If you had asked I could have told you integrating technology into babies by osmosis doesn't work.

Don Jefe

Re: What? wait! STOP!!!

There are shitloads of reasonable analysts, but like with politicians and religious sorts the reasonable ones are drowned out by the lunatics.

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Low Risk

There's very little risk of other manufacturers following the Apple path of non serviceable products. For one thing being mildly serviceable, a battery you can swap and support for removable storage media have become market differentiators. It's risky business to screw with those sort of things.

But more importantly, manufacturers would have to raise their prices, or absorb the losses, to compensate for the costs associated with direct attachment assembly (components soldered directly to the board with no sockets). It seems counterintuitive, but direct attachment assembly isn't an across the board savings exercise if you're dealing with tens, or hundreds, of millions of reasonably complex assemblies.

Consumer electronics, even the nice stuff, is built with the shittiest components money can buy. If there's an unusually expensive component (like a high spec display) the costs will be offset somewhere else (low tolerance parts or glue instead of fasteners). What that means in production is that QA and rework are crucial to maintaining your margins.

The higher your volume, the more crucial that rework becomes. Even though the parts are cheap, it's a loser to simply scrap populated boards. If you can't fix the assembly, it's still worth partially depopulating the boards and putting components back into production. But if your high cost components are soldered to the board you've got a really expensive problem. The available solutions are defined for you by the economics of the situation, you really don't get to pick if you want to make money.

If you're punching out extremely high volumes of products with low margins it's insanity to go direct attachment. The labor to fix problems or liberate individual components is extremely expensive and razor thin margins simply won't allow tossing out populated boards. You've got to have socketed (expensive) components and get rework wrapped up super fast or lose money. On the user end of the business socketed components really do wonders for secondary markets (refurbs and reverse logistics) that solve huge inventory and logistics problems for you. Again, volume defines the scope of post primary market problems.

But if your volume is comparatively lower, and you've got big margins, the situation is reversed. It makes sense to go direct to the board. For one, it lowers parts count (no sockets), but it also let's you spend extra time on rework and component recovery. The labor at lower volumes is still cheaper than socketed components.

As far as consumer electronics go, neither way is 'better'. Both options have pros and cons on the production line and for the end user. As I said, on the production line the decision is made for you; the math isn't negotiable. For the end user there's a benefit in pricing, but swappable batteries and removable media are important to some people as well. For the end user the biggest benefit is simply choice, it's one benefit you don't get as a manufacturer.

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Re: Is this really a problem?

The real threat is potential disruption on the manufacturing side. People toss the 'economies of scale' buzzword around all the time, but they generally don't understand how unbelievably complex it is to make economies of scale work. It takes a lot more than simply scale.

The most important, and most difficult, part of making it all work is accurate forecasting of your supply chain needs, facilities operations, warehousing and logistics. If you're more than a little wrong your costs increase far beyond what, in this case, 5 million units would normally cost: Everything is interconnected and but you're forecasting on events anywhere from 6 to 18 months in the future.

The rarely discussed 'dark side' of volume driven, mass scale manufacturing is that losses scale faster than gains. For (ludicrously simplified) example: Based on forecasted needs, you identify a way to adjust your supply chain and save $1 for every 1000 units turned out. But something outside your realm happens and your forecasts were too high. You end up purchasing too many (part) under contract and delivery of (part) is staggered in a way that's got your warehouse overfilled, insufficient materials handling equipment and too many of the wrong staff. Your $1 per 1000 savings has morphed into a $2 loss per 1000 units. It gets even worse if you miss your next round of forecasts. The echoes can sometimes be heard, around the world, for years afterward.

Obviously, 5 million units across the entire EMS sector isn't the end of the world, for anyone. The losses will be absorbed and that'll be that. But if the issue was more widespread it's the consumers who will pay. Manufacturers and resellers won't eat big losses just to make consumers happy. They'll raise prices and consumers will have no choice but to pay more. That's an inevitable, nasty, side effect of mass manufacturing where there is no competition between the EMS players and a world where everybody but the EMS sector has scuttled their manufacturing capacities.

Google de-listing of BBC article 'broke UK and Euro public interest laws' - So WHY do it?

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Backfire?

This is not a backfire. It is, in fact, quite possibly the best way to position regulation you're opposed to as poorly thought out, confusing, expensive, destructive and nothing more than unnecessary populist politicizing.

I'm not saying those are my opinions up there, but the deliberate misinterpretation of rules to create a platform to speak from and bring an attentive audience to listen, is a time honored tactic. It's effective in general, and even more so when targeting government. Regardless of ones political leanings, most people don't actually expect their government to not fuck everything up. So the masses will at least listen when nongovernment actors cause a stir over government actions.

Will it work? It already has. The purpose is to broaden the audience who hears your complaints. That being the case, this is a 100% success.

Amazon reseller lobs sueball at etailer and Apple over listings yank

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Re: So if they admit Apple notified Amazon that they weren't fake

As easy and fun as it is to implicate enormous corporations in colluding to destroy a merchants business, proving a conspiracy is really, really hard. That's why the Lizard People aren't concerned that we can plainly see the mind control gas, so called 'contrails', they disburse to prevent Man from participating in the Galactic Economy.

People tend to think corporations are structured, organized bastions of efficiency and process, but that's just wrong. The bigger a company is the more you find little fiefdoms setup inside that are effectively holes in the fabric of space-time where stuff just fucking disappears.

Sure, it's possible a conspiracy existed. Have you ever read through online product reviews? The world is chock full of fucking idiots and they've got to work somewhere. Maybe the instigator was unhappy with his purchase. But common sense and decades of experience have me leaning toward process failure, not conspiracy. I could be wrong, but I kind of doubt it.

NSA, GCHQ spies have hurt us more than they know – cloud group

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Re: Tor

I suspect, that were we able to plot the introduction of the various strategies for sideways usurpation of power by government, that exchanging liberties and freedoms for the promise of safety would appear immediately following the kidnapping and harming of loved ones. The entire premise is pure shit any way you look at it.

On one hand you've got leaders who are openly admitting they are incapable of doing their jobs. Results are not part of the job description. Results within the confines established as the foundations of the nation are the job. Any random chucklefuck off the street can lead if they don't have rules to follow. If they can't succeed where others have they simply aren't fit for purpose. Period.

Alternatively, we can view the 'safety for Liberty' exchange as extortion. Implying, or directly, threatening people with some sort of harm or hardship unless you do as directed is extortion. It's illegal as shit. I'm fairly certain Western governments are familiar with extortion. They should be well aware of how it works seeing as how they've spent the last two decades prosecuting everyone from actual mobsters to counterfeit BeanieBaby importers and P2P 'pirates' under organized crime laws where extortion is a pretty big fucking component.

Voters and politicians, both current and hopeful, need to decide how they are going to categorize those advocating for security in exchange for Liberty. Are they woefully ill equipped to lead in the modern world or are they criminals threatening your family and friends? Those are the only two choices. Advocating security in exchange for Liberty can only be failure or a crime.

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE: US govt backs mass spying by US govt

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Re: Direct Opposition

I use only Giant Pandas as hitmen and drug mules, specifically to mitigate leaks in communications (they only speak Esperanto), and to sow discord and confusion. Even if they are seen nobody will believe the witnesses: 'Police? Yeah, a fucking Giant Panda just killed a man at DuPont Circle and carried his body off in his mouth. Come quick'. Foolproof! Nobody is going to make that phone call. Besides, it's one of those things that people secretly believe go on anyway, but are unsure of who else knows, and are loathe to expose themselves.

If captured, the Pandas just kill themselves out of shame. Untold millions are spent by simple minded scientists to 'save' the Panda, but the Panda knows no charity or pity. These honorable and noble beasts will tolerate no failure. Any Panda in captivity is there only it has been chosen to sacrifice its freedom to mask the movements of the other Pandas.

We were actually just taking the client out to the ship where we are testing the equipment we built for him. By the dock just seemed convenient :)