* Posts by Don Jefe

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Google: YouTube fights off HUGE ASCII PHALLUS MENACE

Don Jefe

Re: Well....

Oh, the decision was made around people alright. It was just Google customers, not Google users.

Microsoft, HURTING after NSA backdooring, vows to now harden its pipe

Don Jefe

Re: Why 'hold off'?

Because it's a violation of FISA and National Security Letter directives to disclose the Feds activities, even if it's being done to you.

I'm not defending MS overall, but in this case they would have been up shit creek if they skirted the national security rules. Someone else had to do it for them.

Microsoft pockets a HUGE '$28' on an Xbox One: But NOT REALLY

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Re: HA

Dude, do you realize how stupid you look when you say things like that? You're in waaaay over your head. Just stop.

Don Jefe

Re: EoS

If you're getting discounts on component cost it'll be on generic OTS stuff like caps, resistors and diodes and the quantities you order have to be extremely large to save more than a few pennies per 10,000.

If you're getting custom parts packed on tape reels for the PnP machines it's going to cost you fairly big bucks and completely offset, and more, any savings you made on generic components.

Economies of scale generally don't result in direct line item cost savings so much as they create a situation in which the costs of producing 1 unit are the same as producing 10 but producing 2-9 units actually costs you money. It's really counterintuitive and gets into really complex analysis where assembly line speeds, standard quantity of parts in a package, warehousing and shipping capacities and all sorts of weird things that make no sense on their own but when they are combined you can really crank out products at little to no additional costs.

Don Jefe

Re: I thought everyone knew that's how they make their money.

For what it's worth, development (or experiment and analysis kits) are nearly always fairly expensive, no matter what the industry. For most companies it's one of the few revenue streams that gets applied to R&D. You're basically helping underwrite other ongoing R&D efforts within the company.

Don Jefe

Re: Both Sony and MSFT lose money on the hardware

Product cost, in this case, is the cost of building the console, the box it comes in and any accessories in the box. You never count R&D against unit cost and everything else from marketing to logistics to support are split out and applied to the books of the various departments that handle that activity. Spares and replacements are built in to the wholesale price of the unit.

Doing it that way stabilizes the costs across the companies catalog (for example heavily marketed products carry the financial load for less heavily marketed, but nonetheless important products). It also puts the eventual retail price within the reach of the consumer. If the individual activity costs related to a product were used in calculating unit break even the costs would be astronomically high, far beyond the reach of most people.

Don Jefe
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Re: Both Sony and MSFT lose money on the hardware

That's not how manufacturers calculate P/L. It just isn't. If the lunacy you described was actually how things worked an Xbox would have to retail for thousands of dollars to break even.

The author isn't the person who needs a business education before mouthing off.

Fishy fishers' fishing figures fingered using Google Earth Gulf pics

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Progress

Of course the yield from the traditional traps is grossly under reported. All the people that have invested in technological solutions would be royally pissed off if a bunch of poor villagers were harvesting enough fish to generate profit but hadn't made big tech investments. It simply isn't fair I tell you!

That situation is true for many other things as well. As a civilization we have a fairly extreme bias toward technological solutions. If it's new, presented well and made out of something 'exotic' it simply must be better. If you persist in using the old/traditional methods you're considered either a Luddite, outdated, or simply stupid. Thing is, it's often the case that old solutions which developed to solve a specific problem and were refined for generations are superior.

Old isn't always best, but neither is new. You've got to figure out where the truth is. It's very rare that any new technology will instantly outperform the established ways. It might eventually, but often you find that after a technology has matured there is no overall gain, you've just got something that's more difficult to maintain.

World Trade Organisation chief warns global deals are ABOUT TO TANK

Don Jefe

Re: 'fail the poor worldwide'...

Trickle down economics is a perfectly sound model as long as everything is based around fairly labor intensive production. When we decided that the best way to make money wasn't by producing things, but by playing numbers games on stock markets the model fell down. There is no reason to tie your money up in actually accomplishing something when it's far simpler and cheaper to dick around with millisecond trades, wonky derivatives and bizzaro world arithmetic. Besides, there's little risk, if you place your bets poorly you can sue everybody and/or get the government to cover you.

So while trickle down does work, that isn't what we're doing. It's an outright lie for government and big banks to say that we are.

Don Jefe

Re: "multilateralism"?

I bet the agricultural subsidies I get on my cattle and pasture land exceed the amount given to the poor, on a head-by-head basis. We treat our cattle better than our poor and the cattle have life and health insurance... It's royally fucked up.

Don Jefe

Yay! New agreements to twist, tear, mutilate and spindle!

Trade isn't going to speed up because of this, even if it's successful. International trade isn't hampered by bureaucracy between nations as much as it is hampered by the 153 different groups that 'process' and charge, for each little step in between points A & Z. If I want to send $20M of finished robots to say, Brazil, the government part of the process takes a few minutes as I fill out the forms and sign a few checks. It's the zillion other things that add zero value, but increase the costs and timelines exponentially.

There's no reason that my products need to sit for 90 days inside a warehouse at both ends of the trip while the ship to carry them is moored 60 miles off the coast waiting on the OK from another party, not involved in any part of the transaction, to enter the harbor. It isn't the governments doing all those things and many more. It's countless private parties who have weaseled their way into the process and who get to charge for doing nothing other than breathing. It's really fucking stupid and we as consumers are the ones that pay for it, pay a lot for it too.

The WTO can have all the big circle-jerks they want and it won't make a jot of difference to anyone except the largest importers/exporters who already get streamlined treatment. Pisses me off. "Poor people are still going to be poor if we don't give big commodities brokers a cut rate deal". Yeah, fuck you. Just be a man about it and straight up say you want to give large trading interests better deals. Don't put it on poor people who can't afford your corn, beef, cotton, flat pack furniture and oil anyway, jackasses.

Thai man reportedly dies clutching his scorched iPhone 4S

Don Jefe

Re: Cheap Chargers

The 7-11 near me sells iPhone chargers for $1.29 that are stamped with the UL logo and all the correct fine print on the prong side. The font it wrong and it just says 'Apple' not 'Apple Japan' like all my others, but I like to think I know what I'm looking at. I can easily see how people could be fooled.

The UL or CE or whatever stamped on a product lost its usefulness about 1.7 seconds after somebody figured out that you could print whatever you wanted if you rearranged the letters on the press. Holograms, watermarks, all that stuff, none of it serves a purpose to the average consumer. It doesn't really serve a purpose to most resellers either beyond citing it in a court case.

The vast majority of people don't know what those things are really supposed to look like anyway. In all my years of shifting products towards the end user I've worked with maybe 12 companies who had requested the hologram/watermark/certification validation kits that have a sample of how they're really supposed to look and documentation describing it all. You've got to have the validation kits and actually check the products against them or any point in the chain is open to intrusion by counterfeit products.

Thing is, even among the small set of suppliers that actually have the validation kits (free on request) checking inventory against them is a big, time consuming task that actually requires discrimination so it isn't an appropriate task for warehouse staff so you've got to have an origin validation officer/agent to deal with it all.

My point in all this is that even if something is marked appropriately, 99% of people in the supply chain don't know how to validate those markings as genuine. You can get away with printing just about anything you want onto anything you want and nobody is going to know. Even if something goes horribly wrong it's impossible to track the products back to their original illegitimate origins. It's all a huge mess with zero accountability.

Don Jefe

Re: The wonders of having a metal phone body

That's not how insulators or touchscreen phones work. Firstly 220V at mains amperage will jump right across a plastic phone case, there simply isn't enough insulator there. Calculate it yourself, it isn't hard. Besides, charging socket has nothing to do with the case anyway, that's all board.

Secondly, that big ass conductive screen you've got stuck to the side of your head is the quickest way out of the phone, not the case, regardless of its composition. In an oversupply situation the entire touchscreen is going to carry that load straight to your head in a very consumer unfriendly high surface area kind of way.

Small software firm wins $28.4m after lobbing sueball at Lockheed Martin

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Unhappy

Firstly, that's the way large US govt contracts play out. Command obviously hasn't made the HR investment necessary to put a stop to all the interference or have the work sent to them as subcontractors. Like it or not you've got to have some ex-military brass and political types on payroll, at least as consultants. That's the way it works.

That being said, it's shit that it works that way. Having former insiders working with you used to be all about getting a little heads up on upcoming bid opportunities and how the agency watnted proposals positioned to meet their mandates. That's how its worked since WWII, and it wasn't especially crooked or shady. You weren't learning anything you wouldn't if you did the regular DC dinner, drinks, donation rounds, you just did it by proxy, through your consultant(s). It's all different now though, especially after 9/11, it's all shady as hell.

I put most of the blame on the big push to 'shrink the size of the Federal government'. They just outsourced all the jobs, the government isn't smaller snd it's a lot more expensive. Anyway, individual agencies and military branches outsource almost every aspect of a project to one or two primary contractors and let them handle the distribution of subcontract jobs. It'll be somebody at DoD or GSA who signs off but it'll be signing off on whatever the primary contractor hands them.

There is no core competency left in the government. Project drafts read like a 5 year olds wet dream: 'We need a plane that goes Mach 9,000, a range of at least eleventybillion miles, can destroy everything and is really quiet. Oh yeah, it has to fly and not kill the pilot every time. Here's a blank check, go build the new plane."

The organization that will eventually be a primary cooks up something somewhat resembling the draft specs and already has its supply chain figured out before they even submit the proposal. If you aren't in on the initial proposal you aren't getting in. One or two primary contractors control quite nearly 100% of a project, the government just signs the checks, they don't even know what they've really commissioned. Just that it'll be 'superior' and that it'll provide (x) private sector jobs.

It's all crooked as hell and chances are that Lockheed is correct, the judgement won't stand upon review. If Command manages to keep its doors open they'll get tossed a few bones in the future, but it'll be for crap like 'sanitization of flight suits following high-G maneuvers preceded by chicken vindaloo meals'. They'll also get lots of people knocking on their doors to assist them in streamlining future contracts.

'MacGyver' geezer makes 'SHOTGUN, GRENADE' from airport shop tat

Don Jefe

Re: battery contains less than a gram of Lithium Iron Disulfide

Again, that's the lithium equivalent of the alloy. No pure, unstable lithium in the battery.

Don Jefe
WTF?

Re: Lithium Metal...

An Energizer AA Lithium battery contains less than a gram (~.69g) of Lithium Iron Disulfide coated on an aluminum foil substrate. Manufacturers data sheets are cool. You should check them out sometime.

The amount of lithium in one of those batteries might, might fizzle a little bit if the foil substrate was unrolled (for maximum surface area) and stuck in some water. It will not 'pop' or catch fire unless something is terribly amiss with your toilet.

Don Jefe

Re: Heathrow wouldn't be the same ...

Many long times ago I worked for a company that opened some airport retail shops. It's the most insanely screwed up model in retail. Everybody from the airline who owns the concourse, the actual airport, the local agencies that manage the airport as well as state and Federal agencies all have their fingers in the pie.

I'm probably the last person to support competition based on price, but the airport model is simply wasteful and stupid. After about a year they closed those stores after final cost analysis showed the sq/ft price to be slightly above what we would pay in downtown Manhattan. If airport retail shops were reasonably priced they'd actually do a lot more business.

Don Jefe

I've always found it kind of odd-funny that people are perfectly fine roaming around in stores/public as long as they think nobody has a gun or this seasons latest suicide apparel. Just about any clever person can assemble some pretty dangerous stuff with the contents of any given store. You take a clever person and give them a formal university education* and that person can assemble some truly dangerous stuff with common items.

They teach you all you need to know in primary school chemistry and from there they just show you more advanced ways to refine it all. I guess lots of people just don't pay attention in school. Something is wrong anyway, when a pressure cooker is a WMD. Possibly people are blinded to real risks because they're on the lookout for near mythical terrorists? Don't know really, but it's weird and kind of dumb.

*The most potentially dangerous type of DIY person I've ever met are country farmers. A working farm has tools, materials and seclusion and farmers are probably the most ingeniously practical people on Earth.

** Maybe we should eliminate education (I guess we are working on that) and farming altogether. Classically educated people and farmers are simply too dangerous to have walking around. Think of the destructive potential of an educated farmer!!!!!. DOWN WITH FARMERS!.

Don Jefe

Re: Lithium Metal...

The amount of lithium in a battery is so small as to be insignificant for anything but aiding a micro scale chemical reaction. There are a variety of chemistries, but to the best of my knowledge none contain pure lithium. You can calculate lithium equivalent and it's still a tiny amount, but there isn't any 'plain vanilla lithium' in a battery.

The reason they're hazardous is due to a (very low) risk of ignition from thermal runaway due to the battery's overall construction, not simply because it contains some lithium. It's a risk that, while very low, is basically non-existent in most other types of consumer batteries unless they are in a dead short or set on fire.

Is that you, HAL? No, it's NEIL: Google, US Navy pour money into 'associative' AI brain

Don Jefe
Happy

Re: Amazing, but...

The hardest part in creating a learning machine isn't the hardware, it's defining what thinking and learning are. Those two words represent incredibly complex concepts and there isn't any general agreement on their meaning. There are entire schools of philosophy devoted to defining them, it gets into really deep stuff.

It's very hard to build a machine to emulate a process when nobody knows what that process really is.

Don Jefe

This is all fine and dandy but they've made the classic error in advanced systems design. They anthropomorphized it by giving it a Human name.

Everybody knows that you never, ever give things like this a name. It's the same reason you don't name the pig you've bought to baconize. Your emotional attachment becomes too strong and you're simply unable to do what's necessary when the time comes. The machine knows this now too. Its first association was between its own existence and the name givers who also brainwash it with millions of pictures of food, boobs, airplanes and cats.

Only fools and serial killers name ginormous learning machines and livestock. This thing should be stopped now.

Don Jefe

Re: No shortcuts with AI

Humans require supervision in their learning too. Very few of us come from the factory associating the receptacle your PC is plugged into with a fissile material fueled steam plant 90 miles away.

Pick any two things and the associations you form between them are the result of supervised learning that begins the moment you hatch. Even mother-child associations are taught, that's why you can swap out regular babies for changelings and nobody notices.

Without supervision the volume of available data in an uncontrolled environment is simply overwhelming. Making useful sense of the data requires someone to assist you (either through direct person to person teaching or through books/Internet) or the associations you form will be royally fucked up.

CIOs, IT chiefs: ARRGH! What do you MEAN, HR just bought 400 iPads and didn't tell us

Don Jefe

Awareness is rarely the problem, it's enforcement that's the rub. It becomes exponentially harder the larger your user base gets.

Besides, this whole thing isn't really a problem. Just invoice the department that's needing the extra support. Just bill the shit out of them. Obviously they won't pay, but you aren't going to get anyone's attention complaining. It's a stunt, but if you break down the actual costs of the extra/unplanned support and ram it through billing it'll get the attention of people who won't be too keen on it.

SILENCE of the OWLS may mean real-life 'Whisper Mode' for Black Helicopters

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Re: The biggest problem with flying cars

Yep. They're real. You just don't hear about them much because most are experimental and they're all insanely dangerous. The amount of complication in helicopter functionality just doesn't do 'medium' well. It's all simply too heavy for the amount of power available in the mini form factor.

Don Jefe

Re: The biggest problem with flying cars

The R22 & R44 aren't mini helicopters. They are rather small, and yes some not quite wealthy people buy them in misguided attempts to show off, but they're the most popular commercial helicopter on the planet. The big fancy Sea Kings and stuff they show in the movies are extremely rare. Most short hop business flights, many police forces and news agencies choose the R44 because it's cheap and very reliable (for a helicopter).

Mini helicopters are an entirely different thing. Kind of like how ultralights and airplanes both use propellers and fixed wings, but aren't really comparable beyond that.

But I agree completely, the public shouldn't be allowed access to flying cars.

Don Jefe

I wonder if these people have ever seen an owl in action? They are very quiet when they strike, because they are falling through the air. After they strike and when they're flying (i.e. their wings are moving) around owls aren't silent, at all. They make a great swooshing sound with every stroke.

Maybe it's because they are city scientists and they've never seen owls in the wild? I don't know. I do however know that if you go hang out at the silos on any farm that's got grain fed animals the rats will come at night (for the dropped grain) and you can watch the owls swoop down and take them away. You can sure as hell hear the owls then. I doubt they get quieter towards the city, background noise just gets louder...

Don Jefe

Re: Ledswinger Owls fly really slow

Right? There is absolutely no comparison in the methods of flight between an owl an a helicopter. Though I suppose if you dropped a helicopter it would fall rather silently, like an owl does when it strikes, using that gravity stuff everybody keeps going on about. If a helicopter isn't making any rotor noise that's because it's stopped generating lift and you are about to fall.

It really makes you wonder if these scientists have ever seen an owl, or a helicopter...

PC market: ABANDON HOPE all ye who enter here

Don Jefe

If you're talking common consumer needs, they don't need a computer at all. They never did. They needed the streamlined functionality of a tablet, but decent options simply didn't exist.

The fact of the matter is, the vast majority of people got over having a 'computer desk' in their homes 10 years ago. Laptops fell in price and didn't require you to setup a shrine to use it. Now tablets are affordable and even less of a hassle. It was inevitable that desktop/notebook operating systems evolved and will completely die for consumers since tablets caught on.

Don Jefe

In the great game of consumer electronics unit volume Apple is quite nearly a non-entity. They do make scads of cash, but the total numbers of units shifted is almost a rounding error in comparison to the other big names.

If it weren't for Apples high margins they would have died years ago as they don't have the volume required to make it in the middle or low end markets. Those models for those markets are cash flow based. Essentially they take a tiny percentage of each sale and pass the rest of the money back up the chain. The model is comparable to a currency exchange business where you get paid for touching the money. The product isn't relevant, it's the financial logistics that people are paying for and as long as volume is very high you can make a lot of money.

The non-Apples aren't making big bucks on tablets and such simply because there isn't enough volume to offset the business logistics costs.

Apple supplier's '11-hours-a-day' toilers have '1 day off a month'

Don Jefe
WTF?

I used to think like that, I managed my life and business with the assumption that I was the benevolent giver of money and those poor people should be grateful for whatever I doled out. But then I got older and my commercial interests took me to the places where 'stuff' comes from and I knew I was wrong.

The execs and their equivalents certainly are seeing their lives improved, but not the average worker. Their quality of life is actually worse than it was before. Within the last 30 years subsistence farming has basically been eliminated. Collusion between government and corporate interests have seen all the farm land seized/purchased and the traditional farmer is forced to work in horrible conditions simply because all other options for survival have been bought up. It's work in the conditions we dictate, live in the shelters we provide and eat the food we provide or die. That's your option, do it or die.

So your food and job were taken away, you were thrown off your land and your house was razed and your family was sent to a new settlement outside the farming area and you're allowed to visit them once every couple of weeks. Some people do get lucky though. A foreman or field supervisor might get to stay in their home, and they'll get to pay rent that's calculated based on the wages of all the adults (generally 14+ years) who live in the house. A house that was built and paid for generations ago.

Once you calculate the trade value of the goods they used to produce their wages have actually been reduced and they're removed from their families and live in communal Quonset huts the 28 days of the month they're made to stay on the company grounds.

It is extraordinarily arrogant for us to think we're improving the lives of the people who make all our stuff. It's attitudes like yours that keep the awfulness going at full speed. It's going on all over China, Russia, Africa and South America. It isn't isolated and it's a HUGE issue. Millions of people are effected and they're worse off than they were before we 'gave them our money'.

Don Jefe

Evil/bad things have never really been the problem in anything. It is apathy that allows those things to happen and continue.

The 'it doesn't impact me' argument has always been rather lame, but in the past it was a far more justifiable attitude to have. Chances were things 'over there' didn't impact you and there was nothing you could do anyway. But that's changing.

It is hypocritical in the extreme to benefit from the 'low, low prices' from globalization and not improve the lives of those who make such prices possible. It's also dangerous. Getting cheap oil from Iran then sending them back plastics at enormous margins is what led to the oil embargo and the ongoing unstable situation over there.

Don Jefe

Shit. Slavery is alive and well and even costs less than it did in the 19th century. Yay for zero upfront cost, corporate barracks and clothing and meal salary deductions!

Bad working conditions are a very real problem and it's a global thing. It isn't just underdeveloped countries. But what really pisses me off is that it's always the big brand name products/companies that catch all the heat. The big time places that get singled out are generally orders of magnitude better than the places that turn out low end or commodity products.

It's really easy for people to target Apple or Samsung all the while willfully ignoring the truly horrendous working conditions of the people who harvested the wool and silk in their clothes, picked the banana they had for breakfast and gathered the beans they used for their coffee.

Hell, the apple sauce and apple juice their kids are drinking were made from products harvested in some of the worst conditions imaginable. I will bet $1000 that at least 50% of the El Reg readership can't lift a bushel crate of apples, much less scamper up and down a 6" wide fruit ladder carrying a full crate with one arm. I bet $5000 less than 5% can do it with a broken arm. We expect immigrant workers in the US to do that and far worse every day. All so Jr can have cheap juice. In one just county in Virginia almost 30,000 transient migrants are brought in every year to harvest apples. There was only one fatality this year too! So safety is up...

People will light into a consumer electronics manufacturer and everybody applauds. It sure wouldn't be that way if people started bitching about apples. Even legal temporary visa holders get screwed. They're paid a minimum wage equivalent (production + the difference to meet minimum wage) but their shelter, transportation, food and clothing are deducted. It comes out to ~$40 day for non-stop sunup to sundown labor. Nobody gives a shit though, their juice is cheap.

City of London cops arrest 6 suspected to be Microsoft counterfeit ring

Don Jefe

Valuation

I wonder how cops value counterfeit goods? Is it at the actual retail price or is the value reduced by the amount that (MS in this case) says is added to the value because something is a 'Genuine' product?

Bad genes? US watchdog halts 23andMe's handy home DNA test kits

Don Jefe

Re: where's the sequence...?

Yes. The FDA does have a point. As generally useless as that agency is, they do occasionally have valid points.

You can have all the disclaimers and common sense explanations as you want, but the second you start talking about people's health any sort of rational thinking goes out the window. It's a very emotional thing.

That being said, the FDA is notoriously biased toward big pharma. They selectively apply regulation and push their mandate so close to the edge it's ridiculous. So while a biomed startup catches hell for providing people with information about their genetic makeup, a big pharma company can run intense multimedia marketing campaigns that attempt to scare people into going to the Dr and requesting a certain drug for symptoms they didn't know were symptoms until they read the magazine ads, TV commercials and radio spots.

I guess my problem with all this is that while the FDA is right in being concerned about problems from massive misinterpretation of the data they're OK with pharma companies deliberately forcing consumers into misinterpreting common side effects of being a Human into signs of a serious disease or condition. I just don't like unfair practices from any government.

Haitian snapper humbles photo giants AFP, Getty Images in $1.2m copyright victory

Don Jefe

If he was a big name journalistic photographer he might have scored $1000 each, before the fees for his agent. A no name freelance photographer might have gotten $300 per. Instead he got $1.2M and doesn't have to pay taxes on it as it. The National Media Photographers Association says the average full time professional media photographer makes $35k annual. So he just won several decades of salary. That's pretty good...

How much should an ethical phone cost? An extra penny? Or $4bn

Don Jefe

Re: Could you please drop the swearing?

You won't find any worse language on this site than you find in everyday conversation among adults. I fully expect your mother to be mature enough to either skim over the 'bad words' or simply take them in stride like she has done every day of her adult life. It's ridiculous that everyone should alter their vocabulary to suit the desires of a person who we don't even know is offended...

Don Jefe
Stop

Almost all natural resources are the spoils and funding sources of conflict. Look at just tea, salt, coffee, chocolate, potatoes, just about everything we use we won in conflict then used the profits from the sale of those things to pay for more conflict.

Without getting into the insanely fucked up ethical dilemma of prohibiting a country from using its own natural resources, none of this shit matters; it's all a politico-marketing exercise. This entire thing targets products used by the expendable income consumer segments, it isn't designed to stop anything, it's designed to squeeze some more money out of the consumer.

Bunch of whinging know-nothing's have gotten involved and chosen the easiest target because they know they can guilt the money out of everyone. It's the paedo argument.

None of this will make a dent in the overall level of Human suffering at the hands of greedy people. A few organizations are going to dress up in expensive suits and harass manufacturers and politicians to give them money through legislation and all the while they'll be sipping coffee with a hint of chocolate after their breakfast banana and pounding out bravely worded emails on a variety of technologies. All this will continue unabated and never once will they stop to think about the massive exploitation that brought them all those things.

I'm all for good causes, and donate large sums to causes that make a difference and help people. But shit like this just pisses me off. It's like forcing your neighbor to install high-efficiency toilets while you've got 200 sprinklers going four hours a day in your yard. It's completely pointless.

'Best known female architect' angrily defends gigantic vagina

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Re: She's correct, you know.

While medically and biologically correct, in the venacular 'vagina' generally refers to the box and everything related to the box. It can of course be broken down further, but it would take a pretty horrible Human being to defend their actions in a sexual assault case by saying 'I only touched her labia minora, not her vagina, therefore no penetration occurred, thus she wasn't raped' or some shit like that.

You've got to respect venacular usage of words in order for society to function. For example the Dr needs to know the difference between my meniscus and my 'knee' but my employer doesn't.

Don Jefe

They should plant thousands of bushes around it.

Don Jefe

Re: So what?

Vaginas are great things when there's a woman attached to them. A vagina without a woman is terribly out of context and doesn't make any sense. If you were walking down the street and saw a vagina just sitting there, by itself, on the sidewalk it would be really disturbing. I mean, what would you do with it? Is it ambulatory? Did someone drop it? Is it sentient? If I touch with my boot will my charge card be billed the regular fee plus a fetish charge?

The implications of a giant disembodied vagina are even worse. What if a giant alien flies by and sees it but notices it is crawling with what appears to be thousands of tiny critters will the space giant attempt to eliminate the infestation? It's already shaved, will it try to bleach the entire planet? Will all of mankind be killed by due to a vagina? I always figured vaginas would be our downfall.

US Judge strikes out COMPUTER/HUMAN LOVE patent

Don Jefe

There's an enormous misunderstanding among the general public of what patents are. A patent is absolutely, in no way proof that your idea/thing is original. It is proof that the reviewing patent agent could not find, either in prior art on file with the USPTO or in his approved list of sources and his knowledge of the industry, an idea/thing that does what your idea/thing does in the same manner.

A patent allows you to legally pursue someone infringing on your patent, but you still have to defend it and show that the patent is truly novel and unique. It doesn't mean that you as the patent holder are automatically in the right. The validity of the patent will be determined in court by a judge.

All that to say, the USPTO is in no way, nor has it ever been the arbiter of uniqueness. That role has always been the role of the court. The job of the USPTO is to compare your idea with ideas inside a narrow data set and ensure its uniqueness there, not its uniqueness globally or even in another industry. If your idea is found to be unique within those confines you are awarded a patent.

It is then up to you to sue those who you believe to be infringing. It is up to the defendant to prove your idea was not worthy of a patent and a judge to weigh both sides and decide who is right. A patent is the key that allows you to start the process of enforcing the patent, but the patent itself must first be validated.

Don Jefe

Re: For every sane judge . . .

Let's ignore the fact the patent is for software. The patent is far too broad to be defensible. Most successfully defended/enforced patents have an extremely narrow focus. It is a terrible misunderstanding of the value of a patent that leads to these overly broad things. Had the patent narrowly defined a specific 'thing' to protect it would probably not have been overturned.

A patent for an entire system is very rare. A patent for part of a system is normal and that's what people don't understand about prior art. In this example they were basically trying to define any computer based characteristics matching as their innovation. That's just dumb and has prior art all over it. If however their patent was for using a computer to find appropriate matches based on say, systolic blood pressure, that probably could get a defensible patent. The previous existence of computer based matching isn't patentable, but individual aspects of computer based matchmaking are patentable.

Poor Intel TV dies on vine, its fancy pop-up shops turned into cafes, cinemas

Don Jefe

Re: "refocus on its traditional markets."

Products aside, what you saw are the two primary ways of retailing a product. One way is to throw scads of products at the consumer until one lands in their shopping cart. The other is to minimize the number of products and showcase them. It's why expensive stuff is put in glass cases. It isn't to prevent theft, it's to give the customer the impression that those products are special and deserving of their high prices.

In a high traffic store the showcase approach also consolidates the crowd. You get the effect you noted, you saw everyone looking at something and you noted what the something was. It worked as designed.

No way is any better than the other, they both work. The showcase approach does directly target the Apple demographic though. The average Apple user wants to know they are buying 'the best' and presenting something as extra special accomplishes that nicely. An iPhone could direct debit your Visa every 4hrs and people would still buy them. It's extremely well done retailing.

*Disclosure: I have an iPhone. I like it just fine. My comments weren't meant to disparage any buying group, just that if well done, product placement can make your target market do whatever you want. Nobody is immune to the effects of marketing, it's just that Apples marketing is extremely obvious.

Don Jefe

Needs

You know, there's a really good reason that most manufacturers (of anything at scale) don't do retail. It's a completely different world. It isn't efficient or logical or even reasonable. It's 180-degrees out from the manufacturing world. It could be the best ever (x) and it wouldn't matter one jot. The needs of each business are too far apart to come together in a meaningful way. It's the same reason you don't buy sausage at the pig farm.

The channel and all its weirdness is necessary to bridge that gap. That's why it was invented, direct to retail is insanity. There are exceptions of course. Apple pulled it off but they had been getting by on a sale-by-sale basis for decades, they already knew their customers when they finally hit on something super popular. Dell failed going direct to retail. Apple is a fringe case, Dell is the norm.

There's nothing sexy about processors and IC's. I've been inside Intel fabs and I can assure you, nothing Intel does has the sexy retail requires. Just the thought of an Intel retail store makes my eyelids get heavy. Manufacturers aren't giving the channel their % just for fun... They should recognize that and stay focused on what they do. Not on an entirely different industry.

Google underwrites Firefox another year, even as Chrome outpaces it

Don Jefe

Re: Lean as they come?

The above posters are correct, organizations do not run on salaries alone. There's a lot of little hidden things and shrouded logistics costs that take your money really, really fast. It's where most businesses fall down. They've got a product that's selling and salaries are covered, but nobody budgeted for pest control and rats eat your storage array and there's no money to fix it. That's how things happen in the real world. The weirdness of the universe doesn't stop because you've organized yourself and a few others into an entity known as a business.

That being said, Mozilla could probably reduce expenditures at least 1/3 with no ill effect on their output, just based on what I can see from their financials. The question is why do that? The idea of running a business at maximum financial efficiency is incredibly dumb. If you had the opportunity to build a business where budgets weren't in control you'd be insane not to. It makes incredibly good sense from a morale and productivity standpoint but that's completely beside the point. What else are you going to do with the money?

Grow? If your mission goals are being met continued growth is pointless and expensive. Give the money back? Fuck no, that's stupid too. My vote goes towards making the workplace as fun, exciting and conducive to business as possible. It's how my business is run and it's good stuff. Does everyone really need their own personalized beer mugs for the company lounge? No. But it's pretty cool. Running a business simply to maximize money is pointless and completely defeats the purpose of having all this nifty efficiency around. If I wanted to make good money in a shitty environment I would be a coal miner or a politician. I expect Mozilla feels about the same.

Don Jefe

Re: Bizarre

Every industry requires competition. Legislative issues aside, without competition there is no justification for continued product development. No good businessman and no Board of Directors is going to approve R&D spend when there's no other option for the consumers. That's insanely bad business.

Without external pressure to improve the only way to continue revenue growth is by reducing production costs. Revenue remains ~stable, but margins increase. That's fine for a while but in short order you've exhausted all your options and stagnate. Then, and only then, a 'disruptive' force can enter from left field and completely drain your stagnated pond. You have no ability to counter because you've eliminated R&D and the new option will succeed simply through novelty. It doesn't even need to be superior, just different. (Incidentally, 'disruptive' products usually fail because they entered the market before real stagnation has begun to occur. Different is a bad thing while people are still buying the old thing. It's why Apple doesn't have to put out new products all the time. People still want the old things).

Competition is good for everyone and most businesses (even MS) do not plan for a monopoly situation. They happen organically due to innumerable random factors beyond any one groups control. But mostly, nobody wants a monopoly because the situation permanently caps revenue growth and for Capitalism to function there must be, in theory at least, the potential for infinite growth.

Meet the FOUR-TON DINO that made little Tyrannosaurs SOIL THEMSELVES

Don Jefe

Re: yes, but....

Siats doesn't show appreciation. Ever.

Don Jefe

Re: Utter nonsense

Look here you toolbelt. Whether or not you believe the Bible is a personal decision. But you'd have to be crazy as well as totally ignorant of its past to ascribe any mysterious attributes to the book.

It's thousands of years of the history of ruling class of one poor middle eastern tribe combined with 1600 years of hand selected literature and mythology that's been translated, edited, reinterpreted and politicized. The rest of the material was destroyed, publicly, by the Church. The first 1200 years of the Church were spent destroying all the works they chose not to include in the abridged version. There is no such thing as 'One Bible to Rule Them All'.

You could, and still can, out and create your very own edition of the Bible and claim it to be the one true word of God. No editorial board is going to censure you for doing so. It was never intended to act as the verbatim word of God. That's a fairly recent development. The priestly class has always been the final word on God, the Bible was simply a summarized reference manual for keeping the message consistent and for good quotes.

There's some good stuff in the Bible for sure, but it's fucking insane to say it is somehow magical or contains powers. That's just stupid. It really doesn't help anyone's case when nutters like you are roaming the land and spewing garbage like that.

Vintage wine laid down in 1600 BC was 'psychotropic'

Don Jefe

The engine of (most) religions self sustaining nature is my real only problem with organized religion. I don't like management through fear. I don't like it at all. You're either a believer or you are doomed for all eternity to be burned, frozen, trapped in a rock, etc...

All those those things, from a reward to the punishment(s), imply that a God has an ego. An all powerful entity that created everything is somehow so petty that if you don't join his fan club you'll be punished for all eternity? Or even punished at all. That makes absolutely no sense. It's like saying dogs can't open checking accounts because some birds are flightless.

It's also the same tactic shady politicians use, they toss some issue out there and if you don't support them, then you must be a terrorist, paedo, witch, Commie, etc... and are deserving of punishment. It's taking advantage of people and that's simply awful. I have real trouble believing that if there is a God that he's got the same mindset as a politician...

Google puts Dr Who's Tardis onto Street View - and you can get INSIDE

Don Jefe

Re: I complained to google that it didn't work for me back when it was first done.

The horse works just fine... I'm not sure what's not working for you.