* Posts by Stuart

28 posts • joined 19 Jun 2007

DARPA to try out goose v-formation trick with jets

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Hasn't this been done?

In the film Stealth (if you can call that mess a film....)

Was done with the drone thing and a networked computer system called "swarm logic" to go hypersonic as I remember....

Still cool none the less

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Logitech steps up job cuts

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Tip

Release the G19 in the UK a bit sooner and I'll give em a bit of cash.

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Beeb reprieves Xmas Top of the Pops

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Paris Hilton

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Yet more reason for me to lock myself away over xmas and completely ignore the tv.

I wonder what Paris will be doing on xmas day?

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World's ugliest mutt pops paws

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Paris Hilton

what has been seen....

cannot be unseen...

that was a freaking ugly dog.

Shame we can't put people up for a similar award.

PH because she could be the judge, just to rub it in :P

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Bumpkin's Brum — Roving Reg blogger hits the road

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Paris Hilton

Oh Jamie...

Don't you know that the canal is where the trolleys go to breed, it is their natural spawning ground!

Paris because I'd like to throw her in a canal..and not for spawning reasons....

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Hubble in double trouble

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Flame

Voltages

Maybe they shouldn't have tried to overclock it....

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Obama spews ads onto Xbox Live

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Paris Hilton

Well....

they aren't going to reach many people that don't turn their TV's on...seeing as you kinda need them to use the consoles, unless you are piping it through a monitor or projector....

Paris because she has been piped through many monitors and projectors...

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Boffins conclude machines still not quite people

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Coat

I For One....

...Welcome our artificial overlords with open arms (with chips implanted of course)

Mine is the one with the ups in the pocket

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BOFH: Unfriendly ghosts

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great!

You know it is a good BOFH day when they off the boss and a beancounter!

Made my Friday, thanks!

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BOFH: Remote access malarkey

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Excellent

Just what was needed on a friday afternoon!

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American Airlines typo dispatches corpse to Guatemala

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Airlines

Sheesh, if they aren't loosing their luggage it is their passengers.

These airlines will be the death of me.

Mine is the one with embalming fluid in the pocket (100ml only of course)

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Columbia set to resurrect Ghostbusters

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If.....

they don't hurry up, the stars will be ghosts themselves.

Mine is the one with the unlicensed nuclear accelerator on the back.

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Jeremy Clarkson tilts at windmills

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Coat

what if...

you "change lane" onto the hard shoulder....will the cameras be covering that area of the road?

Mine is the one with the blurred number plates....

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Cambridge woman in £90m 'leccy bill shocker

Stuart
Paris Hilton

maybe....

she is creating an skeletal flight suit out of her domestic blast furnace to fight crime as iron lady?

PH as she is as thick as liquid iron

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BOFH: Shafting the consultants over the new layout

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As always

Totally ace.

well done for brightening up my day.

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O2 prices up the latest iPhone

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Paris Hilton

and still.....

I haven't seen a single iphone in person.

none of my friends have one.

none of my work mates have one.

not even the gadget geek in the corner that spends all his free time with his lcd glasses on watching movies.

I haven't even seen one while I am out on the streets in town.

Paris because you can see her in every town

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Aliph Jawbone Bluetooth headset

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Unhappy

Disappointed

and here I was hoping it would transmit the sound of the incoming call through your jawbone so you could hear it....

Not as cool as I had first thought when I read the title.

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KDE 4.1 beta 1 released

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Linux

KDE Thumbs Up

I have been using KDE 4 on Fedora 9 for about a week now and I am loving it.

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Control your PC, with a lemon wedge

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Coat

objects ya say?

So could you potentially control those crazy Japanese H-Games with a certain part of your anatomy?

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BOFH: Fun with automatic doors

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Excellent

Where can I get a set of these for the entrance to IT? and do they do bulk orders, need a set for the entrance to mission control.

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Bitlocker hack is easily prevented, Microsoft says

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Paris Hilton

Compressed Air

I always carry my air duster with me....

It is a vital part of my support kit.

I tell ya, I machine that has spent 2 months out in a saudi desert comes back with half the desert in it.

Paris icon because she is full of air.

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Boy burned in PSP trouser blaze

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Pandora

Anyone still hardwiring a Pandora battery deserves to catch fire.

It's all about the software baby.

That is my coat....the one full of warez and psp apps.

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Catholic schism over mobile icons

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@Anonymous Coward

"One imaginary friend is as good as another, I guess."

Quite so!

Where is my downloadable content service for the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Well?

I CRY DISCRIMINATION!!!!

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Aussie stumps $100k for Airbus A380 tickets

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@ You've got a golden ticket!

That would make a great movie.....

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Why the iPhone is a success

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no...

This is another "innovation" that I will not be getting.

I have an mp3 player, and I have a mobile phone, why would I want another of both?!

Sometimes, like when I go to London, I don't want to take my mobile as if it were to get stolen, that would be a very bad thing.

Or if I go cycling, I don't take my mp3 player as it is a bit on the heavy side but I take my phone in case of emergency while I am in the middle of a field.

Having both in one device is asking for trouble.

That and I despise the whole "i" naming scheme.....it just annoys the crap outta me!

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BOFH: Computer room deluge

Stuart

excellent

So many times I have wanted to do something like this.....

and our server room is underneath a pond....may need to get my drill :p

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UK Gov boots intelligent design back into 'religious' margins

Stuart

Good

Keep this junk out of the science class rooms.

Science is about things that can be proven, religion is dubious at best and down right silly at worst.

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Cyber crooks hijack 10,000 websites

Stuart

Hmmmm

Anyone else wondering if it is the anti-malware companies themselves creating this software just to keep themselves in business?

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