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* Posts by Stuart

28 posts • joined Tuesday 19th June 2007 08:27 GMT

Stuart
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Hasn't this been done?

In the film Stealth (if you can call that mess a film....)

Was done with the drone thing and a networked computer system called "swarm logic" to go hypersonic as I remember....

Still cool none the less

Stuart
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Tip

Release the G19 in the UK a bit sooner and I'll give em a bit of cash.

Stuart
Paris Hilton

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Yet more reason for me to lock myself away over xmas and completely ignore the tv.

I wonder what Paris will be doing on xmas day?

Stuart
Paris Hilton

what has been seen....

cannot be unseen...

that was a freaking ugly dog.

Shame we can't put people up for a similar award.

PH because she could be the judge, just to rub it in :P

Stuart
Paris Hilton

Oh Jamie...

Don't you know that the canal is where the trolleys go to breed, it is their natural spawning ground!

Paris because I'd like to throw her in a canal..and not for spawning reasons....

Stuart
Flame

Voltages

Maybe they shouldn't have tried to overclock it....

Stuart
Paris Hilton

Well....

they aren't going to reach many people that don't turn their TV's on...seeing as you kinda need them to use the consoles, unless you are piping it through a monitor or projector....

Paris because she has been piped through many monitors and projectors...

Stuart
Coat

I For One....

...Welcome our artificial overlords with open arms (with chips implanted of course)

Mine is the one with the ups in the pocket

Stuart
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great!

You know it is a good BOFH day when they off the boss and a beancounter!

Made my Friday, thanks!

Stuart
Go

Excellent

Just what was needed on a friday afternoon!

Stuart
Coat

Airlines

Sheesh, if they aren't loosing their luggage it is their passengers.

These airlines will be the death of me.

Mine is the one with embalming fluid in the pocket (100ml only of course)

Stuart
Coat

If.....

they don't hurry up, the stars will be ghosts themselves.

Mine is the one with the unlicensed nuclear accelerator on the back.

Stuart
Coat

what if...

you "change lane" onto the hard shoulder....will the cameras be covering that area of the road?

Mine is the one with the blurred number plates....

Stuart
Paris Hilton

maybe....

she is creating an skeletal flight suit out of her domestic blast furnace to fight crime as iron lady?

PH as she is as thick as liquid iron

Stuart
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As always

Totally ace.

well done for brightening up my day.

Stuart
Paris Hilton

and still.....

I haven't seen a single iphone in person.

none of my friends have one.

none of my work mates have one.

not even the gadget geek in the corner that spends all his free time with his lcd glasses on watching movies.

I haven't even seen one while I am out on the streets in town.

Paris because you can see her in every town

Stuart
Unhappy

Disappointed

and here I was hoping it would transmit the sound of the incoming call through your jawbone so you could hear it....

Not as cool as I had first thought when I read the title.

Stuart
Linux

KDE Thumbs Up

I have been using KDE 4 on Fedora 9 for about a week now and I am loving it.

Stuart
Coat

objects ya say?

So could you potentially control those crazy Japanese H-Games with a certain part of your anatomy?

Stuart
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Excellent

Where can I get a set of these for the entrance to IT? and do they do bulk orders, need a set for the entrance to mission control.

Stuart
Paris Hilton

Compressed Air

I always carry my air duster with me....

It is a vital part of my support kit.

I tell ya, I machine that has spent 2 months out in a saudi desert comes back with half the desert in it.

Paris icon because she is full of air.

Stuart
Coat

Pandora

Anyone still hardwiring a Pandora battery deserves to catch fire.

It's all about the software baby.

That is my coat....the one full of warez and psp apps.

Stuart
Coat

@Anonymous Coward

"One imaginary friend is as good as another, I guess."

Quite so!

Where is my downloadable content service for the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Well?

I CRY DISCRIMINATION!!!!

Stuart

@ You've got a golden ticket!

That would make a great movie.....

Stuart

no...

This is another "innovation" that I will not be getting.

I have an mp3 player, and I have a mobile phone, why would I want another of both?!

Sometimes, like when I go to London, I don't want to take my mobile as if it were to get stolen, that would be a very bad thing.

Or if I go cycling, I don't take my mp3 player as it is a bit on the heavy side but I take my phone in case of emergency while I am in the middle of a field.

Having both in one device is asking for trouble.

That and I despise the whole "i" naming scheme.....it just annoys the crap outta me!

Stuart

excellent

So many times I have wanted to do something like this.....

and our server room is underneath a pond....may need to get my drill :p

Stuart

Good

Keep this junk out of the science class rooms.

Science is about things that can be proven, religion is dubious at best and down right silly at worst.

Stuart

Hmmmm

Anyone else wondering if it is the anti-malware companies themselves creating this software just to keep themselves in business?