Ah, you've met my mum? Sorry
93 posts • joined 29 Nov 2011
Ah, you've met my mum? Sorry
Surely El Reg's best choice of stock photo ever
(Chose the gimp, it was a toss up between him or Paris for appropriateness)
I always suggest that anomalies are a result of the incorrect interferasticlation of the flop bits.
That's why I don't often get asked support questions twice
and if they get this right, Microsoft will have removed the last barrier to me ditching Windows completely
I'm just happy to see the spy vs. spy guys out and about
Is that you Mark?
It most certainly was funny, do you have any idea how difficult it is for two giggling teenagers to carry a bin bag full of water from the bathtub to a balcony. Lucky not to drown ourselves.
Apres moi, le deluge.
>>Say hello to Mark for me
I was reading the original post above and thinking 'that sounds like the sort of thing Mark would have done'.
Then I read your response. Now I'm wondering if I knew you at school or whether every school had a Mark who like to blow stuff up/ make stuff smell.
To be fair I was a more than willing accomplice of our school's Mark. Some of the stuff we did in a (genuinely) innocent spirit of curiosity would definitely have had us in cuffs with Ahmed these days.
And I'd like to take this opportunity to sincerely apologise to the guy who was nearly drowned by our experiment into how effectively you could scale up a water balloon.
For those interested in the science(?) - it turns out a black bin bag filled with water and lobbed off the top of a tower block is pretty damned effective.
Followed the link, first thing I see on the homepage:
You don't have Adobe Flash, please download it.
Good job I was only morbidly curious anyway.
That doesn't need a dress code to solve. It needs a quiet, non confrontational word from his line manager.
I've also found that a little mocking from colleagues usually fixes such aberrant behaviour if it's a well jelled team.
Me thinks they need to buy, read and digest a copy of Peopleware.
>>I just hate things on my wrist.
But would you like one off the wrist?
An Apple watch, obviously. What else were you thinking?
@AC: Heathrow is the world's second worst airport. Manchester (and particularly the surly security staff) make Heathrow look like rank amateurs when it comes to human misery.
>>I can still remember the bollocking I got when I got home.
I empathize with you there. Growing up on a succession of army bases was like living in the Garden Of Eden to me as a young boy (but with more pointy explody stuff).
Remember once being caught by an MP in a warehouse of Honest John rocket launchers (cold war Europe) - got a bloody good hiding.
The MP then told my dad and I got another bloody good hiding when he got home.
>>What are the most important development tools?
Can I bring my whiteboard along?
>>I thought that was more the mantra of the back seat than the drivers seat...
Not sure there's enough room in the back of that thing for those sort of antics
>>Garish, hideous UIs that look like they've been built by a six year old anyone?
To be fair, I know of many very talented programmers who make those too. UI/UX design is not programming.
Seeing as most apples dearest wish is to become cider, I think we should let them have fulfill that wish before we eat them.
But I guess that depends on how you feel about cruelty to yeast
@returnmyjedi - please pay attention to your spelling
Bang on the mark about TPP/TTIP - this is the real area of concern raised by Stallman. Unfortunately by bringing it up with all his usual pointless whining, Stallman ensures it will be ignored.
in my experience, real investigative engineers don't pontificate before they've got the facts anyway. So it should have no bearing on the technical investigation.
Of course, their managers and the PR dept will be itching to go off half-cocked...
Human skin leather for me ta!
In the UK, under the Age Discrimination Act of 2010 I believe it is illegal to discriminate on grounds of age in the provision of goods and services. I do not know of any test cases however.
Similar legislation forbidding discrimination on grounds of religion or sexuality has been successfully tested so it would be likely that Tinder is on very shaky legal ground here. It probably won't matter though as the real hit on Tinder will come when their users bugger off to pastures new.
It's only a model.
I do not want to be part of a universe where I'm chained to my desk at the end of the week with only Monday to look forward (backward?) to.
>>If I wanted an immersive experience, I'd go out for a walk.
I misread that last word.
Unknown is more than a bit worrying. I have twice encountered unknown as a gender in HL7 messages (the 'standard' messaging format for health data). Both times it has been where an unknown emergency patient was involved in an accident of sufficient severity that their gender could not be determined.
Of course if you are self-selecting unknown you probably need to pay more attention in biology class.
@Khaptain wrote: So outside of Male, Female, Androgyne, Hermaphrodite what else actually exists in the physical form?
I work in health care integration and so far I am aware of the following gender codes:
I suspect there are many more, health data stats folks are nothing if not thorough.
I quite like the look of that and coincidentally the oil pump on my bland eurobox failed at the weekend in a potentially fatal manner.
Wonder if the other half will approve a $112,000 replacement budget.
>>Always brings back bad memories. Please avoid mentioning them
Agreed, I read those two words and shuddered a little.
At least no one mentioned Lotus Notes...
>>@Chicken Marengo - Please don't resort to hack journalist reactionary outrage.
Please accept my humble apologies for offending your delicate sensibilities with my excessively Daily Mail tone. Next time I shall use the joke alert icon so you are suitably forewarned not to take anything I say seriously.
I do however suggest that you actually bother to read and understand what I wrote before jumping to your own moral outrage at my reactionary outrage, after all it was only one sentence so not exactly a taxing exercise.
To me, my subject line '16TFlops for £97m??? ' clearly suggests that not a lot of compute power is being acquired for that sum, rather than the sum itself being excessive.
As support for my argument, I reference the cluster humming away at the other end of the office I'm currently sat in with it's pile of Tesla GPUs which delivers >16TFlops and I'm pretty sure it didn't cost £97m since that is greater than our annual turnover.
I know that government procurement is notoriously bad at getting value for money, but surely not that bad?
>>Eve (the evil alluring whore, no doubt wearing a thong and micro-skirt) tempting Adam (the spotless and ever-virtuous) to commit the unforgiveable: sex for the fun of it.
Where do I sign up?
@Amorous: Unfortunately I can only give you 1 upvote, but if I ever meet you I will buy you one of these -->
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty eight frames per second, you're gonna see some serious shit.
Presumably the power consumption of the servers is 1.21GW?
>>The case is being heard in the US District Court of the Eastern District of Texas.
Of course it is.
actually, it was rust coloured with hints of white
Agreed with the Rusky noise record.
Flew in a Russian military helicopter once in Nepal. It was approximately 2 days before I got my hearing back.
Not a good noise, but definitely a loud noise! I've also flown in Sea Kings (wonderful beasts) and Lynx. they were positively silent compared to the Russian monster
Obvious icon choice, although the one I flew in was white.
I've been lucky enough to have experienced the BBMF Lancaster on several occasions. The sound of those engines is truly marvelous.
In fact the only other engine noise that's even close to being as good IMHO is the Vulcan on full throttle.
Why do you need a satnav in a car that doesn't have enough range to get off your driveway?
>>There may also be some Tigers and Panthers stuffed in the back of a cupboard that everyone has forgotten about.
You sure you're not thinking of that lion we found in the wardrobe?
I asked him what he was doing there, he replied: ' Narnia business'
OK, I'm getting my coat.
God(s) help the kids when they upgrade to Lion.
You fiends El Reg!
Hiding the the 1% rating you gave it, thus totally invalidating the context of my post.
Bad form, simply not cricket, I shall write to my MP to complain.
Wanders off muttering, possbily something about taking my stapler.
Jeez, what does a tablet have to do to get 2%? In built fellatio unit perhaps?
I predict that one day soon, someone will find all of the thumb drives that I've lost over the years.
The associated supply glut will assuredly crash the the market.
Same as everyone else's eyewear, but with rounded corneas?
Of course, being Oracle, you will need a Big Data Appliance to crunch the numbers to understand the licensing model for the Big Data Lite appliance.
>>All answers had to be a minimum of 8 characters. OK if you had to choose your favourite type of plague
If it's an account I don't care about then it's EREIAMJH every time.
If I'm setting a password for a user/colleague who has a history of sharing their password then I take a sentence, encrypt it and set their password as the encrypted string.
For most websites, I simply forget te relevant password and create a new account every time I logon.
Nearly four decades on, Voyager is still bringing us new discoveries and pushing back the frontiers of human knowledge.
Who thinks Voyager should get the Nobel prize for Physics?