* Posts by Retired Spy

7 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Nov 2011

Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the worst

Retired Spy
Devil

Re: Platooooooon - HALT!

Honestly, I think everyone is missing the point. Since automated cars will be required to obey to "security and safety" messages, a simple black box will be all it takes to slow down any platoon so I can pass them at leisure. A similar "clear street X" message will be all it takes to clear the way so I get quick and easy passage to my destination. Since I know someone who knows someone, I expect I'll be just fine on a road full of automated cars. Don't know about everyone else tho'...

Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

Retired Spy

Re: Machines that "know what I want"...

I'm still waiting for my Intelligent Programming Assistant. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Byte magazine had an article on the perfect personal development environment. It consisted of functionality in the vertical direction (scroll up and down to go from feature to feature) and level of abstraction in the horizontal direction (tabs across the top, like Firefox, with Requirements on the left, then Design, Detailed Design, Pseudocode, and finally Code). Change a requirement and the design would change, all the way down to code. All you would then have to do is make decisions, from the choices laid out by your trusty Intelligent Programming Assistant, starting at the highest level of abstraction and working your way down to the code. It would let you pump out Elegant, Functional, Robust, and Correct code at unprecedented rates, just like Geordi La Forge on the Enterprise.

Sadly, I'm still waiting ... :(

The Reg's desert XP-ocalypse aversion plan revealed

Retired Spy
Happy

HDD, Hardware Updates, and Burner Software

If you can discover the motherboard make and model, take an optical disk with all the mfgr's latest updates, BIOS, etc. Some OS upgrades require a newer BIOS. All require drivers. Don't forget a copy of all the motherboard documentation you can get your hands on.

An old computer in a hot dusty environment calls for a new(er) HDD. Take the old one out, install and update onto the new. If things go badly you can do an instant restore by putting back the old HDD. After the install you can probably set up dual boot to boot back into the old OS if and when required. Don't forget cables, lots and lots of cables. And cable ties. And cutters, pliers, screwdriver and assorted fasteners.

Take a new(er) optical drive too, one with the latest firmware already installed. One you've verified can read your optical disks. An older optical drive may not recognize the new optical disk types. And a spindle of CDRs and DVDRs verified to burn on the new optical drive.

Computers (and live distributions) love RAM. See if you can scrounge up extra RAM for the machine if it hasn't been topped up already.

It probably wouldn't hurt to also replace the fan(s).

Of course, if you don't know how to control static, best you don't crack the case open ;)

As for software, install Nero (if you can) or CDBurnerXP (take several versions, there are problems with some newer versions on some hardware).

I also like to carry several live distributions including Knoppix and SystemRescueCd. If I can get Knoppix to boot, I've found it to be an excellent test, debug and download environment.

Finally, take some old flash drives. Newer flash drives don't always work on old hardware.

PGP wiz Phil Zimmermann and pals tout anti-snoop mobe – the Blackphone

Retired Spy
Paris Hilton

You Cannot Trust Android

We've learned the hard way that you can't trust any OS, the interface is 2 large, same for anything downloaded via BT? GCHQ? Telco? So does anyone know how they intend to deal with this? We've seen attacks that use the accelerometer to decode text entry. So you can't trust your OS CPU, you need to peel 10% of your big chips to ensure they don't carry hidden riders, you have to isolate all your interface I/O (screen, mic, speaker, acceleromter and probably GPS and related A/Ds) and you want a power switch you can trust to actually turn the thing off. Maybe you have hard black/red partitions? Right down to separate EMI boxes? Maybe even run a fibre between black and red partitions?

A steam punk VDU ?

Retired Spy

Re: Storage (Pin Braille Type Display)

This sounds very much like a braille output device. They are mounted horizontally, typically only display a single or small number of lines, are driven via electricity and output in braille. I love the idea tho'. Now if I were to try to build one...

(1) 80x24 character pinboard of 7 segment displays (each segment is a hex pin as shown in the current wikipedia entry),

(2) Pins are set in a plate, plate has cams at corners (and centre), cams push plate back to reset pins, retracting the pins below the "screen" surface, clearing the display,

(3) A carriage traverses the the display one character at a time, pushing pins out towards the user,

(4) The carriage carries a set of dies, each of which will push a select group of (7-segment) pins,

(5) The carriage is positioned so the pusher die of the selected symbol is aligned behind the next character cell,

(6) An actuator (pneumatic would have the best sound I think) pushes the pinsetter forward which shoves some of the pins forward, out through a perforated "screen",

(7) A light shining from the side highlights the set pins so you see the letterforms in the contrast between the pins and their shadows,

(8) For cool factor, Y positioning could be done by moving the screen itself vertically up one line as the carriage slides back to the left. So clearing the screen would included dropping it down so the top line of the screen would be printed first.

To drive it, you would need to select a symbol (1 to N, N <= 128) and a horizontal position (1-80). If you process one line at a time, reaching the end of the line would trigger the carriage to return to the first character position of the next line (sound familiar?). This could be done by having the carriage slide along two shafts. One rotates to select the character position (X position), the second shaft rotates to select the character. I would use a sliding tube for the pneumatic actuator (shiny brass like a trombone).

If the die selector was a wheel (daisy wheel printer), you could use modular arithmetic, so the symbol selector shaft would only ever have to rotate in one direction.

You would have to engineer the whole thing to be self-aligning, which is straight forward, but requires some thought. With high strength materials and adequate power a evolved design might get up to 7 or even 10 cps. If you used a ballistic pin driver, you could probably go much faster, tho' at some point you would run into serious material (elastic rebound, wear, jamming, etc) problems since you are pushing serious mass (pins) as opposed to ink.

The attached keyboard would be pretty cool too. People would probably pay you just be able to type and see their output appear on the display...

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Bauernfrühstück v bacon sarnie

Retired Spy
Pirate

And Next...

I'd like to see a faceoff between a Scooby Snack and a Theta burger...

Got a few minutes to help LOHAN suck?

Retired Spy

A tank full of water, a pipe, and a 40 foot drop should be sufficient

You need an enclosed, rigid tank of water with a volume slightly larger than the amount of air you want to evacuate. This is connected to a pressure resistant (copper water) pipe/hose which provides a 40 foot drop. Fill the tank, pipe and hose with water and let the water run (you need 33+ feet of drop, 1/2 psi per foot plus some to provide an airtight seal) this creates a siphon and as the water pours out you create a partial vacuum above the water. You will need a valve to shut off the water when the momentum drops, otherwise bubbles of air will rise up the pipe. With the right size pipe/hose and a little luck, you should be able to drop the pressure in the tank down to a few PSI. The top few feet of hose has to be rigid or semi rigid to prevent collapse. The bottom can be garden hose. You will probably want a second valve at the top to keep water vapour from filling your test rig (think low pressure boiling). Note that the 40 foot drop doesn't have to be from the test rig, just from the water tank.