Re: Feral Lieing
Feral Lieing - for a moment I thought you were talking about a Korean news editor
216 posts • joined 29 Nov 2006
Feral Lieing - for a moment I thought you were talking about a Korean news editor
So, you mention CFO, CEO, CIO and CDO.
Where does the CTO fit into it all?
It only rarely used to, mostly where people were installing pretty daftly specced affairs on a per project funded basis, rather than scaling appropriately.
These days of course, you can't license enterprise by user, so the point is moot.
what we need is better magical connectivity.
so I don't need to take my phone out of my pocket, or off the charger, but can turn on the wirefree monitor, keyboard and mouse and easily select my phone as the compute source and then login securely, with a notification to the phone.
Same for the tv. Chrome cast almost achieves this for the tv, but the keyboard/mouse/joypad/stick whatnot is absent still, without faffing with bluetooth.
The bigger question though, is why are phones still so storage limited?
If anyone out there has suffered even a fairly mild upset in their inner ear, they'll know just how bad your ears can make you feel.
Just because the sound doesn't make the sound detector bit function within operational parameters, it doesn't mean other bits aren't being jiggled around enough to cause some unpleasant feelings.
We already know low frequency sounds can harm or cause transitory effects, we know audible frequencies can cause extreme pain, headaches and so on. What makes anyone imagine that higher frequencies don't? Seems a bit daft to assume that they are harmless.
So in this instance who would be responsible for the keys? The guys sending and receiving the messages?
Now... if only there was a cheap and easy way to do that.
We could perform some localised heating of water, even just a few degrees should encourage more evaporation. Oh wait! The whole world is heating up... so... surely more water will evaporate... so more clouds.... so more cooling! Awesome.
Not only that but more clouds means more rain, and it always gets colder when it rains right? Then the rain can evaporate again, thereby cooling the ground or tarmac that it evaporates from.
Ooooh and more rain, more wet ground means more plants, and plants love CO2 so they will be thriving and sucking up CO2...We could feed the world!
Sounds almost like a homeostatic system.
Skynet has been around since the 60s...
But is "ran 140 parts in a million of a second faster" even English?
I mean, sure the words are...
How about get your own drone.
Equip it with a meter wide rail underneath, with 5m long lightweight fishing line at 10cm intervals, gently weighted with shot. Fly it over the opposing drone. Record the hilarity that follows. Post to youtube.
Looks like a nice way to spread some interesting tidbits that make the CIA boss look
b. A Good Guy (tm)
Hopefully the rest of it will serve to reinforce the idea that he is
a. a Moron
b. Evil Incarnate (tm)
Otherwise the internets will just become that little bit more boring.
"For today we're very particular about staying on the right side of the law," said senior researcher Dan Stamm.
That inspires... confidence
Good enough for Oscar, why not anyone else?
After all, unless its a closed court anyone can just rock up and watch, what really is the difference to having it streamed?
Even better is if the streams are passed into an av indexing service, so you can query for phrases, topics, charges, players etc and watch the relevant cases.
"GM, meanwhile has the ignition key case. 124 deaths attributed + a decade-long cover up. Result: $900bn fine"
$900m you mean?
"For every old blackboard there are now hundreds of new electronic computers."
My toddler clocked some time back that daddies phone made cool beeping noises if she touched it here and here just so even when it was locked.
Quite an irritating feature. Wonder how many lives it has saved?
Either we will simply come to accept that our data isn't, or we... actually there is no real or.
It's far to late to try and fix it now, the burden on organisations to properly comply and proactively play good guy with data is just too big... Governance of any real sort is being out competed in the workplace by short term goal seeking and corner cutting. With the majority of data users unable to tell the difference between the major sorts of average, or why that might make a big difference to them, there's sod all hope that they will take the time out to properly protect and care for well structured accurate data about their clients.
Cloud wins out by virtue of it handily bypassing IT and Procurement governance. Fuck all chance of data protection giving us some accountability back. Maybe personal prosecutions against people who approve dipshittery; track them down to their new employment or retirement hell hole and take a vicious civil action against them.
Perhaps by pruning the moron tree we can allow some recovery in the rest of the field... but I'm pretty sure it's a dead end task, the MBAs have won.
How is it legal for a government agency to deliberately choose to distribute child pornography?
All five of them. The gold ones.
So we spent our childhoods being told we had to finish what was on the plate... now we finish whatever is on the plate.
Solution? Put less on the plate - or stop the ludicrous brainwashing in the first place - stop when you feel you might be nearly full?
On the same track, stop saying this garbage about 'its what's inside that counts', 'do what makes you happy', 'be honest in your dealings' and 'you can't take it with you'... that way we might still have some taxpayers in 30 years time.
Surely by entering your details into a search in their database, you will pretty much defacto enter their database, so the only real option they have is to say, Yes you are in our database.
The true origins of the word Consultant - when applied to business or IT practice at least - appears as a 3 stage contraction of 'Confidence Trick', 'Insult', and 'Irritant'.
I have yet to meet one that did not stick to their literary origins.
That Tim Worstall's literary hero must be Hari Seldon?
Why would they want capability to take out the UK Military Satellite network in this day and age?
Someone read it then...
First up: Stop talking about the Customer when referring to someone, somewhere in the business that wants something. They are team mates. You both have the same goal, to help the company do whatever the company does to be successful. Customer as a term carries altogether too much baggage to be a useful way of describing that relationship. 'The customer is always right', 'The customer gets what they want', 'the customer is king'. No... the customer is desperately looking for help with a problem they don't understand. Think doctor and patient...
Second: Cloud is there simply because it allows salesmen to get down and dirty with their marks; the broadly naive and lets face it borderline IT illiterate (IllITerati?) 'business'. Why? Because it enables the marks to bypass all the governance and procurement chains and processes that have been set up over decades, that turn what should be an easy process into weeks of wrangling, signoffs and general dickwittery. So - streamline that business process. Take a chainsaw to procurement and governance and figure out what it really needs to be. And dont spend a year on it. 2 weeks. Focus people, Focus... this is important - as it is killing your entire business function, and possibly the business itself.
Third: Just because you are a socially inept IT engineer who can only talk to other IT engineers and barmaids, you really cannot get away with it any more. Stop wasting your training budget on IT courses (just DIY it) and get the soft skills sorted properly. Go... mingle. I know they are from marketing, but, try. You might enjoy it.
Fourth: Somehow we have to break down this idea that "Business' and 'IT' are different. We should start by undermining the concept that 'IT' should learn to talk 'Business'... and name and shame those who would say 'I can't do that, I'm not technical' when it's suggested they do something beyond clicking a shortcut. Business needs to learn to talk IT. Just like they need to talk Finance. Just like they need to understand how to use a washing machine or a fridge... yeah check the fucker is plugged in and the door is closed.
Fifth: It's not easy. It's never been easy. It will never be easy. Anyone who says it is, needs a proper kicking. Then ignored.
Sixth: It's really not that difficult; In fact most of it is pretty straight forward. Stop the vanity projects. Stop the big bang enterprise solution to everything that will take a decade to even plan by which time it is no longer relevant. Sort out the business processes that 'IT' use, properly, get finance to help. Get a marketing team in house to IT, some PR reps. Work out how to model it as a profit making part of the business, and always talk about it as such. We in internal IT have almost no propaganda wing, no one specialised in competing against the consultants and conmerchants, no advertising budget, no wining and dining the marketing droids. And honestly, there is no truly good measurement of success for us to game...
Oops... I seem to have had a rant...
Come on Ed...
Sure, if you assume that every adjoining pixel is a different colour and changes every frame.
But usually when I watch tv there are only minimal changes between frames, other than on those somewhat blurry car chases (and even then the whole point of the 'movie' is to not change too much between scenes to fool the eye into thinking it is movement), and cut scenes (which can easily be staggered over a number of frames with minimal interruption to a viewer).
So many things we don't understand... even about something as notionally simple as Vitamin D there is almost a complete lack of knowledge.
BPA's until recently were quite harmless, until we figured out how to measure them better...
My personal experience with this is that mobile phones kept in a left hand shirt pocket lead to me feeling breathless and agitated, with a 'butterflies' sensation that happens to coincide with the FM radio interference that the phone chucks out occasionally.
Also, a good +1 for the folk mentioning the white noises that electronic devices emit - I've always needed to whiz round the bedroom and sometimes surrounding rooms to shut down even mains alarm clocks, phone chargers, standby electricals etc to get rid of the hums.
Also, given that we are all just reasonably complex bags of electro-chemicals, I'm surprised that the idea of induced EMFs dicking about with the internal comms channels isn't more attractive the audience here....
What does it feel like to be wrong? It feels like you are right.
Pretty sure they made a film about this a few years ago...
Had a vendor sneak in a clause which allowed 20minutes to detect an issue. This first 20m would not count as downtime...
Ed looking for some extra content, so you thought you'd just submit a media studies first year essay then?
Didn't we see a story recently here where some Israeli Boffinry figured out that they could track location using battery consumption stats?
Now we have a story pushing people to invest in sophisticated battery monitoring apps in order to defeat a location tracking exploit?
That if they pulled their fingers out and shipped a decent open OS on the playbook sales would skyrocket?
At the moment though, with so many of the major tablet apps blackballed (skype and netflix for instance) no one really wants to touch it? Mind you, as a cheap pr0n slab it's without equal...
Poison? Here's an experiment for you... fill a big bag with CO2 and stick your face in. Inhale a few times.
Let me know how you feel after.
brazzers has been a bit slow lately
Waxing is the approved technique I believe.
I gather many news organisations aren't above misappropriating one countries riots for another either!
Well, after the fairly abrupt and bloody confrontation in the early 90s to 'liberate' kuwait, the Iraqi armed forces were bombed daily by the coalition enforcement of the 'no fly zone'.
10 years of eliminating anti aircraft and radar facilities, and any build up or organisation of land forces.
So, all in all, about 20 years?
If you are in the bottom tax bracket you pay 20% of all _taxable_ income.
This is what is left after you take off the personal allowance (about £7,500 this year).
So if you only earn 10k you get taxed at 20% on 2.5k - an effective rate of well below 20%.
Obviously as you earn more, this allowance offsets less and less proportionally of your income, meaning you pay more and more as an overall percentage - even before you rise up in the bands.
This is the fundamental principle of progressive taxation, and one that seems to bypass most peoples minds.
Hang on, didn't they borrow it in the first place?
Perhaps they should be encouraging the 99% to meet their debt obligations, then there wouldn't be a problem.
Putting this next to the lass biting her fellas balls off?
is headed for the cells... incitement to riot on a grand scale
Surely they would sell reasonably well at 200?
This must clearly be a marketing scam of some kind, why else have they not had well publicised staged price drops into 'reasonable' territory to find a viable pricepoint?
someone else looks due for some jail time... Looks like China was right all along, the interweb is dangerous and should be policed rigourously, with jailtime and bullets in the head for dissenters.
to the premier IT online Rag the difference between Hardware and Software....
Well, by stating that 3 is outside the universe yet affecting it, then you are by very definition of terms stating 4 - that it is not a closed system.
Therefore, by accepting 4 as true and as necessary but not sufficient for 3 ( ie for an external entity to afffect the universe, the universe must by definition not be a closed system, but that it not being a closed system does not prove the external entity ), then it is simple to construct a truth table where 1,2,4 are true, yet 3 is not, but you cannot construct one where 3 is true and 4 is false.