* Posts by Lord-a-miytee

15 posts • joined 18 Jun 2007

I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!

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Re: windscreen wipers?

> THIS is how to drive a Volvo.

Very impressed that car claims to be lubricated with Vulvoline.

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Apple Mac Pro: It's a death star, not a nappy bin, OK?

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Stop

It's a kettle.

What's the matter with you all? Surely anyone can see that. I'll bet it even sizzles like a kettle when you fill it with water (if you can get enough Apple water).

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Beijing fanboi in coma after iPhone 4 shock treatment

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"Apple couldn’t immediately be reached for comment."

Did you try calling them?

After all, why would they not pick up the 'phone?

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Five bods wrongly cuffed thanks to bungled comms snooping in UK

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"Intercept product"???

Is nobody else disturbed that the concept of evidence has been expressed in the language of commerce and marketing? It's the most telling sign I've noticed of the recent movement towards 'commoditising' justice and liberty.

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The bunker at the end of the world - in Essex

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Re: 4 minute warning

Never mind the beer. If there's a barmaid to serve it I can think of something much more interesting to do with my last four minutes. In fact, in that time I could probably do it twice.

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White wine stains your teeth too

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Joke

Erm, dental research?

By Mr. Wolff?

Am I pointing out the elephant in the room?

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Big TV flips ad blockers the bird

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Unhappy

Advertisers are stealing from us.

If you foist adverts and advertising video on me you are stealing from me. Your are forcing me to pay the bandwidth for something I never asked for, and never wanted.

If, by blocking adverts, I 'hurt' the 'revenue model' then GOOD. Get another 'revenue model' that's acceptable.

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EU squeals over US pre-flight personal data grab

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Black Helicopters

Re: I stopped visiting Bushland ...

Interesting. i've *also* told my employer i'll not go to the USA. i felt oddly like a 'conscientious objector' as i did it. My manager's fine with this. Funniest thing is that my employer is a USA company. (They didn't hire me, by the way. They bought me. Along with half the company i worked for. In that truly democratic tradition we've all come to know, we had no vote.)

sis.

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Running queries on the HMRC database fiasco

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Coat

ID cards, Unique Identifiers.

So ID cards make data easier to tie together because they use a unique identifier, eh? What a spiffing idea. Especially as i've already got one of those. It's called a "National Insurance Number". In fact, i have another unique identifier. It's called a "National Health Number". Now i'm going to get a "National Dupe Number" too?

i'm leaving this farce of a country as soon as i have the wherewithal.

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Oz barmaid fined for crushing beer cans between jubs

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@Paul

i've lived in Aus. Even in the downtown bars of Kings Cross, Sydney, the bars had dustbins filled with cans in iced water. No taps. No optics. And the fascists charged a dollar to open one. It was cheaper to get into conversation with a hooker - the barman would open cans for her for nothing.

Fantastic country. Sadly i'm too old to emigrate now.

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NASA gives jet-setting Googlers the presidential treatment

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Page and Brin have "unusually-large Boeings"?

Really? Why? Do they have unusually small penises?

i hold telephone conferences from England to USA every day. Is the USA phone system so bad they have to put in a physical appearance? Perhaps they think their 'presence' is of such magnitude that nobody should be deprived of it. Are they so important to the world that they're allowed to destroy it?

To quote Vilos Cohaagen, "F*** 'em". From now on i use Yahoo.

Ah! Hang on ...

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Google, Yahoo! and Amazon sued over email patent

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Oh for Duck Steak ...

Isn't it time someone patented breathing?

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Second Life will dwarf the web in ten years

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Dreams within dreams

“In 25 years, robotics will be so good, we’ll have no more manufacturing jobs". Ah, Utopia! How long have i lived without your caress? How long has your dead breath staled mine ear?

Another one to file with the "paperless office", "the world of leisure", and "return to your constituencies and prepare for government".

i don't know Lanier's sense of humour, but i wish i'd been there to see if he really (thought) he believed it. Are you sure this wasn't uttered by his mendacious 'avatar' in a fictitious 'world'?

BTW, how long would it take to do something actually useful with "hundreds of millions" of computers? Like, say, finding a cure for cancer. Just a thought.

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Rivals torture consumers via Microsoft

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MS search works?

Have none of you used SharePunt? MS couldn't find their own rear entrance.

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German Flickr censorship causes web outcry

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Re: Wrong target?

Daniel,

Individuals do not affect government, commerce does. The only way for people to influence government is to put pressure on those who *can*. i.e. corporations, who can afford to 'lobby'.

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