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Microsoft fights Google for kids' attention with ad-free Bing for Schools

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"enhanced privacy protections'

Why do I get the feeling that "enhanced privacy protections", coming from Microsoft, means "your kid's homework will be graded by a NSA staffer"? Which, let's be fair, is a good lesson for what children can expect as they progress towards adulthood.

Barnes & Noble booked for running out of £29 Nooks

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There's a market but is there a profit?

This sale has clearly demonstrated there is a market for a cheap, readily rootable e-reader. Now I guess the question is whether anyone can make a profit at this price point.

Snowden's email provider may face court rap after closing service

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"Why are Americans not filling the streets protesting?"

And be branded unpatriotic at best, terrorist at worst, prior to being invited to stay at sunny Guantanemo Bay?

Screw you, Brits, says Google: We are ABOVE UK privacy law

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Way cool

The next time the Yanks try to extradite any Pommie hacker, all his lawyer has to say is, "as the defendant's software reaides in Britain, no US laws apply." Case closed!

Apple erects measures to stop app-happy kids splurging parents' dosh

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Ya know

I'll defend apple on this one.

If someone is careless enough to hand over a chainsaw or the car keys to their kid, the ensuing badness is not the manufacturer's fault. And I don't think that, "aww shucks. I never bothered to learn how to use it safely", would garner the parent much sympathy. Why should it be any different for a phone or tablet?

Don't get me wrong though, the people who make games which induce children to make in-app, cash purchases are scum and I'd be happy to see them dropped into the scorpion pit alongside the spammers.

Open Rights Group revives 'unavailable for legal reasons' HTTP error code plan

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Holmes

You KNOW it's gonna happen.

"http://www.451unavailable.org/" is unavailable.

Error #403: Access is forbidden.

Oz High Court says streaming music is not a 'broadcast'

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Thumb Up

Slow clap for the PPCA

Doing their best to ensure that their product remains unknown to their potential customers has long proved to be a spectacularly successful marketing strategy.

Samsung faces Brazilian rap: Factory bods work '15hrs without break'

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Is there a solution?

Sure, rich countries could do something like putting a tariff on "slave" labour produced goods, ostensibly to raise the employment standards for foreign employees but, even if you or I were willing to pay 50% extra for our toys, it wouldn't work. There would be retaliatory tariffs and other side effects, not least of which is that the people we're trying to help would likely end up worse off.

So, an honest question. Is there anything that would materially improve the lot of the people who make our stuff? Simply whining that their lives should be better doesn't work in a world where everyone wants their toys cheap, and the market kills the product which costs a few dollars more than its competitors.

Feds arrest rogue trucker after GPS jamming borks New Jersey airport test

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Re: If you ask me

@AC <20:46/12-Aug-2013>

Surely you must see the irony in posting anonymously to complain that other people should not be allowed to maintain their anonymity.

Xbox 180: Microsoft scraps mandatory Kinect policy

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Holmes

This sorta reminds me of..

... when politicians want to raise taxes by 5% - they announce a 20% increase before allowing the persuasive arguments to convice them that a lower tax increase is more appropriate. Then the gullible punters are happy that it's only a 5% increase.

MS announces the 'phone home one a day' policy, the always spying kinnetic, and the 'no reselling of old games', only to allow themselves to be persuaded to back down on all three. So what's the "tax increase" MS is trying to get past the punters?

Netflix dares UK freetards: Watch new Breaking Bad NOW or torrent it?

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12 hours

Does it really take netflix that long to send an episode to their UK servers? Perhaps they should learn from the torrent sites as they don't have any such issues.

I don't watch this show and I live in AU in any case, so this doesn't effect me. I do however think that having to avoid spoilers, in this world of instant global communication, is a frustration which paying customers can do without.

I appreciate that netflix is trying to get this right but this is a case where "nearly" isn't good enough. One friend's facebook update, one post in a forum, and the surprise is spoilt for an eager customer who pays to watch a show rather than torrent it.

US federal judge: Yes, Bitcoin IS MONEY

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Re: Just curious

A commodity has inherent value. Currency doesn't - the only reason a US $1 note is worth more than the fraction of a cent (for the paper it's printed on) is that people agree to use it as a currency.

I'm not in finance but thats my understanding of it.

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Fool

Mr Shavers is going to jail, and he's only got himself to blame. He didn't think ahead. He should have made his Ponzi scheme more structurally complex, so it would take longer for the SEC to catch up with him. By that stage he could have greased a few politicians and, when it looked like collapsing, his scheme would be "too big to fail" and his victims' tax money would be used to bail him out.

End of an era as Firefox bins 'blink' tag

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A missed opportunity

Boo! I'd put up with 'blink' if they got rid of 'script', 'iframe', 'embed' and the ability to display animated GIFs. When was the last time you heard of a 'blink' vulnerability? Or a cross-site 'blink' problem?

Queensland bans IBM from future work

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Procurement

If it is my responsibility to procure a 60¢ apple and I instead come back with a $100 orange, the fault is mine, not the fruit vendor's. It's not that IBM that should be banned from any future projects. It's the Queensland public sector who should be banned from procuring *anything*.

I'd also say that the previous, Labour state government was utterly inept but I think a 100X cost overrun to produce a system which doesn't work says it quite eloquently all by itself. And yet, people kept voting for them.

Apple patents laser, incandescent projector for laptops, smartphones

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Re: what happened to pico?

@jai

I agree with everything you've said but if projector tech gets small enough (to fit in a laptop/tablet/phone) and bright enough that it can do a reasonable image in normal lighting conditions, it'd be a killer app for whatever manufacturer gets there first. A phone or laptop projector wouldn't have to produce 16 ft by 10 ft image but say a 30 inch wide image on the back of the plane/bus/train seat in front of you would be a heap better than watching movies on a tiny phone or laptop screen.

I'll concede that the tech isn't anywhere near that level yet but I hope we'll get there one day.

PS: For a home setup, it takes a little forethought. You'd need a fairly long room (so you get the throw distance to make the "screen" BIG), which can be curtained into near-blackness, and which has a plain, white wall to point the projector at. I achieved this once with a cheap (by the standards of projectors) epson projector, and ended up with a very pleasant 7ft high "screen". Our Soul Caliber 2 contest were awesome! :)

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Re: what happened to pico?

"What happened to all the others?"

My bet is that they're not economically viable - expensive to make and don't sell enough to be worth the trouble of making them.

It's a technology that's not quite ready for the mass market (and maybe never will be), but I'm fascinated by its potential. For example, rather than a laptop having a screen, it just has an opaque plastic lid for the projector, built into the keyboard section, to display the desktop upon. Want to watch a movie? Fold the lid right back and point the laptop's projector at a convenient bit of bare wall.

US feds: 'Let's make streaming copyrighted content a FELONY'

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Priorities

Good to know that irrelevant things like homelessness and disease can be put aside to focus on the really important things like streaming video watsits. Just maybe if they put a little more effort into providing a good service to their audience rather than trying to find ways to prosecute them... nah. That'd never work.

Horrific moment curvy mum-of-none Mail Online spills everyone's data

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Paris Hilton

Based upon the comments quoted in the Reg article, I'll suggest a one word correction to the article itself.

"... was alerted to fact that there was an "URGENT problem" with its users' profiles."

Upstart's 'FLASH KILLER' chips pack a terabyte per tiny layer

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If this mob is for real, say bye byes to the optical media industry.

Child porn hidden in legit hacked websites: 100s redirected to sick images

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Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

*ring* *ring* Hello Constable Plod. As a concerned citizen, I feel duty bound to report that Mr Business Rival is involved in the possession and distribution of child abuse material. Oh sure, he'll say that his site was hacked but then the filthy pervert would say that, wouldn't he?

Microsoft cuts Surface Pro price by $100

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Re: The willful blindness of large corporations

@AC 07:44Z 05-Aug-2013

"I really wonder whether anyone remotely sensible at Microsoft has sat down and just talked - no focus groups, no market consultants, no brand image people - to discuss why the Surface and Surface RT tablets are doing so badly compared to every other tablet on the market."

Forget the venom directed at Balmer. I suspect its the marketing and brand image people who are not only making the decisions in MS-land, they've completely taken over. If anyone dared to participate in a discussion without the blessing of the marketing priesthood, said discussies would find a bag popped over their heads before they get stuffed into the back of a van destined for a re-education camp

Don't forget the apple motto: Its not the quality of the product that matters, its whether the marketing department can con the punters into buying it.

That's what MS is trying to emulate except that MS is used to being a de facto monopoly and thus the quality of their marketing dept hasn't hitherto mattered.

Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials

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Alien

The Truth is Out There

The undeniable evidence:

1) UFO lands in Virginia.

2) I haven't seen a post from amanfrommars for a couple of days.

There's only plausible explanation is that his rellies have come to visit.

Chubby-chasing sex trolls ran me offline, says fashion blogger

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Re: I have decided to..

Oh my gawd! Two people dared to down-vote my previous post. Didn't they know that the purpose of the internet is to provide wholehearted support of me and my ideas? I'm so crused and hurt.

Rather than utilise the wisdom about sticks 'm stones, I'll have a whiney sook instead. These down-voters are yet another example of the discrimination suffered by people of my $SEX, $RACE and $HAIR_COLOUR. Life's so unfair. Woe is me. Here's my blog at

http:// qqq. blahblah. wah/

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Re: I have decided to..

I couldn't have said it better. A beer for your efforts sir/ma'am.

Now that you've posted your comment for world+dog to read, make sure you're well prepared to have a whiney hissy-fit when someone reads, quotes, or makes a comment on your comment.

Security breach at Opscode as attackers download databases

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Was the user database encrpted? And if not, why wasnt it?

Typical! Google's wonder-dongle is a solution looking for a problem

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What WILL rule the world?

Is something raspberry pi sized that can:

- be used to watch netflix, huhu, etc

- pull media of whatever network its on.

- plug in an aerial to watch terrestrial tv.

- wirelessly mirror the screen of your phone/tablet/PC with low-ish latency (good enough to play angry birds or write code but doesn't have to support twitch FPSers)

- record/time-shift any of the above to a connected HDD or NAS (I'm not trying to make big content happy, I'm trying to come up with a dongle which people will actually want)

What have I left out? I know that most (if not all) of the above can be done by a Linux/Windows PC but if someone were to pack that lot into a sub-US$100 dongle Joe Average can buy from Walmart, it eould rule the world.

Australia threatens Adobe, Apple, with geo-blocking ban

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Holmes

Looks like the committee has discovered

what the rest of us already know: that the purpose of region locking/geo-locating is to screw customers.

I wonder if anything will come of these proposals.

Samsung wins not-so-final 'final' pinch-to-zoom patent decision

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No mas

Ok, This was amusing at first but now I've had enough. Its time to lock Mr Samsung and Mr Apple in a room together. And they only get fed on days when neither of them calls a lawyer. They are allowed to leave when they've demonstrated they can behave like grown-ups or, since that will never happen, in body bags.

Comrade! If you dare f$%^ing swear on the internet, WE'LL SHOOT

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The Committee for Men

On behalf of the Committee for Men, I propose the following: henceforth 50% of the internet shall be dedicated to porn, 30% to swearing , and the remaining 20% to porn and swearing. Any website owner failing to strictly adhere to this law shall be forced to attend every meeting of the committee for family, women and children (guaranteed to be a bundle of laughs).

Samsung overtakes Apple as most profitable global handset maker

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Go

I predict

a string of ACs shills reporting that their choice of Apple/Samsung/WinPhones are better than whatever the previous AC said was good.

Ready.. set... go...

Mozilla ponders blinkers for your browser

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Its not for us

I'd wager that the people who read El Reg are awfully good at bending technology to our will. In this instance, quickly and accurately slurping whatever content from the internet that suits our needs or desires. This isn't for us. I image that what Mozilla is working on will make it a little easier for everyone else - for the people who aren't as good at navigating the endless sea of stuff on the internet - to find what they're looking for.

For us, well, either Mozilla provides an option to turn this behaviour off or there will be an addon which does so within hours. I don't see the harm in something that helps others while costing us nothing.

Microsoft pledges Linux boost for Windows Server and Center R2 duo

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Alert

Going forward (as opposed to backwards?)

“Going forward, Microsoft will continue..." -Eric Chapple

The phrase "going forward", used in this context*, has got to be the most completely, totally, without exception and without equal the most redundant phrase in the English language. It's use indicates that the speaker is either unfamiliar with the language itself, unfamiliar with time as it applies to humans, or is too intellectually limited to parse a sentence before it comes out of their mouth.

* I'm ok with cars going forward. Sometimes backwards too. Though hopefully not sideways because that usually results in people getting hurt.

Man who pulled gun during chess game surrenders to robot cop

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Terminator

Gary Kasperov. Consider yourself warned.

Deep Blue is baa-ack. He's been upgraded. And he's pissed! If he can't get you with dazzling mid-game play, he'll get you with flashbangs.

Texas man charged in multimillion-dollar Bitcoin Ponzi scheme

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I'm sorry but I keep having this vision of some irate WoW player calling the SEC and trying to get an orc named "Suxtobeu" prosecuted for failing to hand over a stack of peacebloom after taking his 3 gold payment.

PHWOAR! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, Prime Minister

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Just curious.

I wonder if your internet bills will get cheaper. If you're paying £10 per month now, and the government filters seventy percent of the internet, will your bill be reduced to £3 ?

Personally I'm against any kind of cens [THE REMAINDER OF THIS MESSAGE REMOVED BY A GOVERNMENT WHO WANTS THE "WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN" VOTE... ERR... FOR YOUR SAFETY]

Top Mozillans dream of quarterly Firefox OS updates ... and users, too

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I use Firefox on both my PCs and my phone. I like open source. And I wish the Mozilla Foundation well. Firefox OS however leaves important questions unanswered.

Why would people buy a Firefox phone rather than an iphone or android? They're both past the "immature OS" stage, with it's inherent problems, and both have a well stocked app stores. What does Firefox OS bring to the table which none of the others can do?

The only answer that I can find is that Firefox could offer better security and allow the user better control over their privacy but even then, given the popularity of facebook and similar, I don't think there are sufficient people who care enough to give Firefox a user base.

Surface RT: A plan worthy of the South Park Underpants Gnomes

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I think I've spotted..

The problem. They've have become so focussed on what Microsoft would like Microsoft's products to do for Microsoft, they've completely lost sight of some unimportant, annoying people. Those people. You know... um...

XBox - We'll have it phone home once a day so WE can be assured they're not running unauthorised software and give US some handy usage data too. Oh and we'll kill the second-hand games market so people will all have to buy new games, which will make the platform more attractive to developers, who will write games for US rather than Sony.

Win8 - We'll force them to get used to OUR tablet interface so when it comes time to buy a tablet...

Surface RT - We've got this secure boot things so people can't use that evil Linux stuff or the accursed Android, and it won't run any existing Windows software so they'll have to spend money in OUR app store. Oh! We'll use ARM so it's cheap for US to make but we'll make the tablet expensive as all hell so WE get a decent wad of cash out of every sale.

... now what were those pesky people called? Them! The ones who clog up our helpdesk with calls.

Apple, Google, Facebook, Microsoft, world+dog urge NSA transparency

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A matter of trust

This alliance is wasting their time. Let's imagine they get their wish. What would happen next?

The US government issues an annual report on the level of the NSA's spying activities... which nobody in the right mind would believe to be truthful and accurate. The tech companies would rush forth to tell world + dog how few customers they've sold out, and even then it was only under secret legal orders. And nobody would believe them either. They have an incentive to under-report the numbers for PR purposes (so their foreign clients don't go to more trustworthy competitors) and even if they wanted to be scrupulously honest, there's no way an outside observer would know that they haven't been compelled to falsify their report by another secret NSA directive.

When you deal in lies and secret, the price is that nobody trusts a word you say.

Intel flogging Atoms for belated push into mobile market

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Re: The propaganda effort has started in earnest

I'm not disagreeing with your assignment but biased benchmarks are hardly a new phenomenon in the PC industry. You never have needed to look at the scores and ratings but only whose paying for it to know what the results are going to say.

Pwn all the Androids, part II: Flaw in Java, hidden Trojan

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Re: Hooray for the crappy update system!

It's not so much the system which is broken - *if* the OEMs/phone carriers push updates, they'll get to people's phones just fine. The problem is that all of the OEMs fork the OS to shovel their brand of crapware upon their victims... err.. provide added value to their valued customers... and then have no financial interest in updating anything but their current models.

The obvious solution is for everyone to immediately root their phone and install stock android or CyanogenMod. Then they'll get updates as soon as they're released, and Google *does* have a financial interest in updating the OS which feeds them user info and funnels customers through their store.

However, rooting a phone (usually) voids the warranty and, even if it didn't, is beyond the technical ability of most users. I wish there were an easy solution but there isn't.

Yahoo! gets animated GIF commendation for defending user privacy

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Facepalm

For real?

Giving Google an award for defending user privacy is about as ridiculous as giving the Nobel prize for peace to president Obama.

Google and fellow ad-slingers PROMISE to starve pirates of oxygen

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"sites principally dedicated to [... ] copyright piracy"

Would it reasonably follow that Google et al will henceforth refuse to serve adds on youtube?

Man sues Apple for allowing him to become addicted to porn

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Re: There ought to be a law...

There are laws against ramptly stupid lawsuits. Though I'd imagine that if either of us were in charge, it'd be enforced far morr vigorously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frivolous_lawsuit

Oh please, PLEASE bring back Xbox One's hated DRM - say Xbox loyalists

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Re: Cannot see replies to petition

My inner cynic thinks they were working for Sony but they were not trolling. Sony would love too see MS bring back the hated DRM measures which would result in single digit sales for the next xbox.

Hack biz rivals or hire cyber-warriors and we'll shut you down, warns EU

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Soo...

*For example* All Tim Cook needs to do is get some black-hat to DoS a HTC server before telling the courts that he was hired by someone from Samsung, and the EU courts will shut down Samsung.

This directive has the potential to provide a great deal of entertainment.

Techs copping it from competition regulator

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Re: Long live the ACCC!

I'll concede that you're right about their council's advice but settling with the ACCC and the remedies imposed by supreme court are an unambiguous indication that HP, in common parlance, fucked up. Trying to spin it as otherwise comes across, to me at least, as incredibly childish.

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Long live the ACCC!

Some 270 words from HP when 10 would have sufficed, "We're sorry. We f***ed up. We'll do better in future."

Would it really kill them to manage some kind of apology instead of contriving to make their statement about how wonderful they perceive themselves to be and that any wrongdoing on their part was merely the result of some unforeseeable fluctuation in the time-space continuum?

New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

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Re: Proposal to settle brand w*nkers..

I think I can help with that, Mr Flinstone. Just disable AC posting for any article mentioning any phone brand. Granted, it's not a perfect solution but it would lower the noise level around here.

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