* Posts by Sloppy Crapmonster

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Apple's Tim Cook and Salesforce's Marc Benioff DECLARE WAR on anti-gay Indiana

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FAIL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam

Jesus is considered a prophet in Islam. The only Muslims that would deny service to a Christian would be those that were as stupid as the Christians pushing for this law thinking it allows them to use it as a shield for their own prejudices.

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Re: "This is why this law is needed-Part 2": industry move out of Indiana

Dude, you have a state-sanctioned lock on crazy, or didn't you read this article? One of the few groups being discriminated against are athiests; we don't get to take the worst parts of ourselves and say our overlords made us this way. You'd think y'all would be happy to put your businesses on a list so that us heathen scum wouldn't waste our time or yours trying to do business with you.

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Re: Indiana, WTF?

Shouldn't the booming business really be in "LGBT not welcome here" signs? It's more in keeping with the spirit of the law *and* doesn't cause an undue financial burden on those businesses that aren't excercising their new-found freedom, right?

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Dear departed Internet Explorer, how I will miss you ... NOT

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Re: "what the world needs is a new and decent rendering engine."

what the world needs now is another rendering engine

like I need a hole in my head

--w/apologies to David Lowery

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Microsoft RE-BORKS Windows 7 patch after reboot loop horror

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Joke

"Borked systems include a variety of machine models from the likes of HP and Dell, which appear to throw up the error code 80004005"

That looks like the code my hacked PSP puts up when I try to play my paid-for Japanese games on my American account.

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After months of teasing, VMware finally allows us all the joy of six

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It'll be interesting to see

I just got done migrating from free ESXi to paid-for Server Essentials - I at least get someone to call when the servers go titsup (and they haven't, inshallah, ever since running VMWare Server 2 many moons ago). The next hedge is to investigate some flavor of openstack. Not because I dislike VMWare, but because our next logical step with VMWare costs five figures (Essentials cost us $500), and that buys a lot of time playing around with the competition. I'm licensed to upgrade to 6 but I'm in no rush to do so.

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French Google fund to pay for 1 million print run of Charlie Hebdo next week

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"The cash will come from €60m fund (€20m per year over three years) that supports digital publishing innovation. The fund was set up in 2013 following negotiations between Google and the French government as a remedy to demands from European publishers that Google pay for displaying news snippets in its search results."

So, they're diverting funds from a court-ordered penalty they were already legally obligated to pay, to a feel-good "collector's edition" of a paper that usually sees a miniscule % of that for a full run? Larry&Sergey(&Eric) could pull that much cash out of their couch cushions.

This is not a humanitarian gesture, folks. This is lawyers picking over a fresh corpse.

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SCREW YOU, EU: BBC rolls out Right To Remember as Google deletes links

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Hypocrital much, Google?

You mean they aren't just going to post the removal requests on chillingeffects.org? Color me surprised.

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Amazon axes hated Fire Phone price: 99 pennies but a niche? Ain't none

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Congratulations on your headline

That's one of the best headlines I've ever seen out of this fine establishment.

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Microsoft: Just what the world needs – a $25 Nokia dumbphone

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Yes please

Candybar phone with a physical numberpad that plays MP3s? Why has it taken so long? I really truly want one of these things.

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Chromebooks to break out of US schools: Netbook 2.0 comeback not just for children

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I appreciate that a chromebook will boot and allow at least a guest login without one, but in what sense do you mean "Chromebooks do not require an internet connection."? I am genuinely curious.

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Sony Xperia Z2: What we REALLY thought of this Android fondleslab

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Re: Meh

"Is thinner than an iPad Air really necessary?"

Yes. The end goal should be something that is the dimensions and foldability of a piece of paper with the computing horsepower to get things done instantly and the networking oomph that everything in the whole world may as well be local. The things we have now are still hopelessly primitive.

No, I'm not joking.

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Haunted Empire calls Apple 'a cult built around a dead man.' Tim Cook calls it 'nonsense'

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Joke

Could you imagine how much publicity Apple would get if Jobs came back *now*?

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German freemail firms defend AdBlock-nobbling campaign

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George Saunders had something to say about that

I can't say you should take this in any way whatsoever, but I've read a short story that I believe is over the odds in coming to pass:

My Flamboyant Grandson

Freetard link

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How a Facebook post by blabbermouth daughter cost her parents $80,000

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Re: Something doesn't add up here...

This wasn't a "click here if you agree" type thing.

At least according to the letter of the law here in the USA, "click here if you agree" is as legally binding as any paper document you sign with a pen. See the E-SIGN act of 2000, signed into law by the same president who would challenge you to define the word "is".

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El Reg Contraption Confessional No.1: The Dragon 32 micro

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Someone Else's Nostalgia in my basement

I bought the local access channel's Amiga 4000T when they moved buildings, thinking I would at least play some original Amiga classics (Shadow of the Beast is the only one that actually comes to mind). I never did, and it's still sitting in my basement. I'm sure *somebody* wants it, but I haven't gotten around to finding that someone yet.

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Asus Transformer Book T100: Xbox One? PS4? Nah, get a cute convertible for Christmas

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License Violation

"The good news is that despite these notifications of apparent incompletion, you can use the Office apps. I’ve written this whole review on the T100 and have not found myself cursing the keyboard or the device in the process. "

I'm fairly certain the Home and Student version of Office is licensed for non-commercial use only, which would lead me to believe you can use it to write a letter to Grandma but not a paid-for article for publication.

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Nokia's phone division burned us so badly we HAD to flog it, says CEO

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Re: Wait.... there's still work for Elop to do

"if it wasn't true you'd never believe it."

The telephone was ringing

That's when I handed it to Liz

She said "This isn't who it would be

If it wasn't who it is"

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SUPERSIZE ME: Nokia unveils Surface rival and 2 plumped-up phablets

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Re: good to see

The camera in the 1020 was what caught my attention. It became a "yeah it's Microsoft but that's a really nice camera" rather than the other way around. With a camera that I could get on any other device I bought, the fact that it's Windows RT weighs heavily against buying it.

Windows Phone/RT might be the best mobile OS out there, but *I personally* need some reassurance I'm getting something out of it. I've dealt with MS products for far too long to give them the benefit of the doubt.

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Anti-food startup Soylent pours sugar daddies' $1.5m into its gloopy mix

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Re: Im very interested in this...

It seems to me that by the second or third day of Soylent I'd be begging for chicken and rice again.

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Wanna be Zuckerberg's neighbor? Tough luck, he bought the block for $30m

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If you're on Facebook, you're a whore

And Zuckerberg's your pimp. It's crass, but it's not incorrect.

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Too busy tweeting to turn over TV channels? AT LAST a solution

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From my neck of the woods

"You will soon have a new, exciting choice of cable providers in your neighborhood"

About time!

"It's Comcast"

Oh, fuck me.

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Microsoft store staff to hold all night vigil for Surface 2

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Re: Pitbull photo

Gluttons for punishment. Not only will we confiscate $300 for a Surface, we'll rendition you to Florida and force Pitbull down your ear canals!

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Wanna run someone over in your next Ford? No dice, it won't let you

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Re: I, for one, protest

Running over? Abso-fucking-lutely. "Share the road" means cyclists need to obey traffic laws, too.

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IBM checks itself into therapy after touting Frankencloud to the CIA

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CIA's a step down on the ladder of evil

Hey, they helped out Nazi Germany[0], right? The CIA is somewhat less evil than that.

[0] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust

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Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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Re: Waitrose FTW

We have that at a few self-check places here, too. "No, fuck off and call the police if you care to" in response to "may I check your receipt please?" at the door is enough to shut that conversation down.

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Re: Shopping Hell... Never

And I thought I had it tough working with an autistic 6 year old. I can only sympathize for you and your 0.4 child.

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OUCH: Google preps ad goo injection for Android mobile Gmail app

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Unsent messages in my inbox?

What, am I required to forward all mail to the NSA myself now?

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Hardbitten NYC cops: Sir, I'm gonna need you to, er, upgrade to iOS 7

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Re: Absolutely Ridiculous

Significant enough to get paid by apple to advertise new iOS upgrades, maybe. Do you suppose, if Apple pays them $0.10 per flyer, they claw back $0.03 of that in fees?

Phone theft isn't significant enough for them to actually go track down a stolen phone, for example.

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Apple to uncloak new iPads, iMacs at October 15 event?

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Re: Fandroids, start your engines

It's never the wrong time to hate Apple.

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Bigger than Twitter: Opera releases rebuilt Chromium-based browser

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Meh

Re: Ad blocking

Not out of the box.

Adblock/Adblock Plus and Ghostery are available as extensions. If this works as well in Linux as Windows I may just switch back there, too.

Hold on, no bookmarks? Maybe not, then. We'll see.

Hold on, crappy selection of search engines? Looking more doubtful.

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2012: second costliest year for weather and climate-related disasters

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Re: "Don't build in tornado alley"

To you, it was the most significant blizzard in your life. To me, it was Tuesday.

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Microsoft offers free keyboard covers for Surface RT

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Re: Apparently

Do you have any more info on that? I'd take them up on it.

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Google adds Atari Easter Egg for Breakout's birthday

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It works just fine for me in Opera 12.15 for Debian 7.0. And this is my "give google as few permissions as possible" browser!

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Google's Glasses: The tech with specs appeal?

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FAIL

If it was anybody but google, they'd sell me the glasses and keep the fuck out of my brain (maybe; can't be too sure anymore). Because it's google, they're going to charge me somewhere between $100-$500 for the hardware, tie what I'm looking at to the google+ account I'm obliged to have at work, and then pump ads I don't want straight into my eyeballs. No thanks.

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You thought watching cat videos was harmless fun? Think AGAIN

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Re: Smut alert!

That domain is in use, and totally SFW. I'll leave the contents to someone brave enough to load it up :)

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Sir James Dyson slams gov's 'obsession' with Silicon Roundabout

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Re: Web fads and video games

My introduction to The Designer's Republic was the cover of Pop Will Eat Itself's "This Is The Day..." album, so when I saw that they also did some work on Wipeout I had to get it.

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Rude web trolls should NOT be jailed, warns prosecution chief

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If something isn't done about the amount of trolling on teh intertubes I'm going to blow this website sky high!

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ITU to treaty haters: Enjoy your pricey roaming, boatloads of spam... suckers

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Re: confused

You make it sound like a King's Quest.

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First pic of Ashton Kutcher as the great Steve 'jOBS'

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Re: Jobs deserved an actor

Adam Sandler as Jobs, Seth Rogan as Wozniak. Brilliant!

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Sony tempts 4K Ultra HD TV buyers with free films

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Re: The Bridge on the River Kwai

LoA is the wrong aspect ratio for this TV. Although I would hope if you're stupid enough have refined enough taste to purchase one of these TVs, you would appreciate the letterboxing on such a title.

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MIDI: 30 years old... almost

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C-Lab Notator!

Damn you, I had forgotten about that program. I bought an ST just to be able to run it. My favorite sequencer ever, and I'm still pretty upset that my basement studio decided to let in all that water the weekend I was out of town :(

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MMA AES?

encrypted cage fighting?

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Pong creator turns nose up at Nintendo Wii U

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Re: Atari?

Infogrames bought them a number of years ago and took on the name. Nolan Bushnell, on the other hand, has slightly more money than god after starting and selling off both Atari and Chuck E. Cheese. He may not be involved in video games anymore, but he's got a bit more clout than whoever this Pete Foster guy is does.

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The early days of PCs as seen through DEAD TREES

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PCs are worse

Hitler only destroyed the lives of six million.

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Lawrence 'Empire Strikes Back' Kasdan to pen future Star Wars script

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Re: Why not...

I would pay good money to see Star Wars VII with (current) Carrie Fisher in that metal bikini.

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Jubcropgate: El Reg in snake-fondling nude nipslip outrage

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So you're throwing poor Dave under the bus(t), eh?

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Apple said to have let the name of the next OS X cat out of the bag

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Re: I'll switch to OSX

And have the Beatles record an album to go along with it.

I'd suggest calling it Revolver Ocelot.

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Reefer madness blasts pot machine maker's stock sky high

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Re: Legalise all drugs for the employed.

Did you all really miss the trollface?

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Goatse.cx opens up again - as an email provider

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goatse shrine

Sam Hocevar -- past Debian project leader -- has a shrine to goatse at http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/

*I* think it's funny, but I can also understand how people might disagree.

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