24 posts • joined 18 Nov 2011
Re: Oh crap.
As soon as my 2 year old could reach the keyboard he started creating havoc on my home desktop. I turned on the PC one day to get the error message that "boot_mgr is missing". This struck me as odd as it was there the night before, oh well it was Vista so it may have got lost and/or corrupted somewhere. 'Found' a windows recovery disk and was surprised to be greeted with the report that everything was fine. After days of slowly going mental, I finally worked out that my little darling had hit the on button then flapped at the keyboard - and somehow fluked the sequence to re-program my bios so it was booting from the wrong hard drive.
I dread to think what he will destroy once he has a little education :)
Obligatory skynet allusion
"when we invent a machine capable of creating a machine smarter than itself, we have already lost the war" - does a swarm smater than the individual count? If the algorythm works with nanobots we can create the T-1000 prototype :)
Mary had a little lamb, it backed into a pylon,
A thousand volts shot up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon
Is it just me, or is the only thing the US establishment learned from the Watergate scandal is "change the law to your side before you get caught with your hands in some-one elses filing cabinet"?
Re: Virgin....Y U no fix it??
The slow motion effect could be due to the superhub. I downloaded a film, tried streaming it from PC to Xbox.
It's slow starting up, then every 13 minutes It pauses for 2 seconds - then runs at double speed for 4 seconds whilst it catches up.
USB connection from PC direct to xbox solved the problem.
Did same sequence streaming from mobile (Galaxy S2), same result.
SuperHub wireless is poor even when it does work properly. IP Flood detection is a pain in the ass, it doesn't proctect against anything and just cripples sharing across my own network. Port Forward and DHCP are a mess.
Poor product, back with poor customer service.
Re: Apply this logic to cars
Not quite right. Samsung Touch-Wiz is violating the design patents by looking like iOS, not stock android.
Mind you, if they were that bloody similar looking - why did it take me a couple of minutes to find the settings icon, and navigate to the correct menu when I first used an iPhone. Surely if they were similar enough to create confusion, I would have been able to do it instantly. Glad I live in the UK, where our court told Apple to stop messing about.
Re: @soldinio - move the goalposts much?
Fair comment about the goalposts, I shouldn't have let myself get distracted.
Dyson products are striking and easily identifiable. Both their colour schemes, and geometry set them apart from other upright vacuums at the time.
Can you honestly say a flat black rectangle with rounded corners has a comparably level of "original design"
Re: Fair trial?
if Dyson had sued Hoover or Electrolux for making devices that look like a vacuum cleaner - then it would be a valid comparison.
Besides, Apple effectively copied and improved on several features already on the market, and packaged them in one device. That is precisely what Samsung (and now several others have done). If Apple's case is valid, then every one from 2002 (Palm, Nokia, Samsung, Sony, LG et al) have an equally valid case against Apple for exactly the same nonsense.
Can I claim a design patent on the above paragraph? Nobody has put those words together in that order before.
Re: Fair trial?
But Dyson didn't claim to invent the vacuum cleaner, they have patents on the cyclone technology which they did event.
Hardly a valid comparison
2.4% is unfrandly?
These essential patents that Samsung are massively overcharging for...
Several articles around the web mention that Sammy already have licencing deals with intel etc for these patents. If the complaint from Apple is that Sammy are charging too much for it to be Fair, Reasonable and Non-Discriminatory - surely the total cost if everyone charged the same (50% of phone value as reported above) is irrelevant. The only thing that would make Unfair, Unreasonable or discriminating is if they charge Apple more than Intel (or whoever) to licence the same patent.
Or am I missing something?
Re: Evil pirates of the high seas!
A wonderful analogy, Sir.
I wonder if, say, google charge any-one for the sponsored link when you search Mona Lisa? jus' sayin'
In your list of reasons why this is interesting, you missed one very important one:-
Fraud is a common law offence, whereas criminal copyright law is surely written precisely for this sort of thing.
Then again, conspiracy to defraud carries a maximum terms of 10 years imprisonment
Re: And another fandroid pops up with a wildly over-simplified description of Apple's design patent
I'm pretty sure a design patent would include such things a geometry, proportions, look, texture and overall impression. Please correct me if I have miss-understood.
The geometry and proportions are nothing new as per the discussions above. The look is similar, but IMHO also pre-existing. The texture is noticeably different - Sorry Samsung, your phones feel cheaper. And the overall impression is different as decide in UK court that the galaxy tab appears "an almost insubstantial member of the same family" and does not have the same "understated design"
What all the legal wrangling comes down to is the worry that a potential apple customer might buy a samsung by mistake, and that is what any damages will be based on.
With your understanding of design patents (and the fact that your commenting here suggests your are reasonably tech-savvy) do you honestly think this is a significant risk.
Even my dear old mum who can no work the video recorder and puts a full stop after every word in text messages because she can't find the space button, said of my Galaxy S2 "It's not as shiny as that iphone but it looks much easier to hold" - Thus proving difference in look, feel and overall impression.
Even if Apple win this, and any subsequent appeal - Samsung will be able to go after Apple through court in a different territory (probably UK or mainland Europe) and win the money back.
The sad thing is the only winners are the lawyers, and on both side they have made some glaring errors and shouldn't command such ridiculous fees.
Re: Strange they didn't use Star Trek - the devices are even called "PADD"
but it looks like a rectangle with rounded to me. It is also described "Consisting of a large touchscreen display and minimalistic manual interface or control panel (generally only one or two buttons)"
Sounds like a pretty good description for a tablet (wether iOS or Android) to me.
Re: @A.C.-- I'm fed up with gear without mechanical switches.
by "turned off instantly", do you mean gradually faded to the little white dot, then turned off?
Re: "Its spelt surely not shurely."
An inspired argument, sir. However, would a parentheses not be required contain both an opening parenthesis and a subsequent closing one?
I therefore maintain that the poster has neglected to close his (opening) parenthesis.
On a side note you may be able to answer a grammar-Nazi question that has vexed me for some time.
Do you happen to know the plural of chaos? It is the only noun for which I cannot find a plural
Re: "Its spelt surely not shurely."
But if you only have the one bracket showing, shurely it would be singular.
Parentheses (/pəˈrɛnθɨsiːz/) (singular, parenthesis (/pəˈrɛnθɨsɨs/))
I will retain your overcoat for now, sir.
Re: "Its spelt surely not shurely."
I do believe you have forgotten to close your parenthesis Sir.
Re: It's a good job the USPTO wasn't this stupid 100 years ago...
Tesla > Eddison
Re: Floored, I tell you
" the argument that it is only a name is not valid."
Let's imagine I come round your house for dinner and you serve, say, Goulash.
I enjoy the dinner and when I get home I try to remember the flavours, knock a few ingredients together and then gradually fine tune ingredients and method until I have a dish that tastes identical to yours.
Have I stolen your recipe?
"bar one country"
To be fair, there is a couple more than one non euro country in europe
Albania, Belarus, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus (north), Czech republic, Denmark, Estonia, Hungary, Iceland, Lithuania, Latvia, Macedonia, Moldova, Norway, Poland, Romania, Bits of Russia, Serbia, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, UK and the Ukraine
if only Kim Dotcom set up in Belgium
The wording of this judgement somewhat suggests that if megaupload were hosted in Europe, they would not be responsible for content posted/shared by it's users. Does this mean we Europeans are governed by people with sense all of a sudden?
Getting your pets stoned.
Wow, digital cannabis?
Can we apply this research to the Cat-Brain chip developed by IBM for DARPA?
Any brain simulation that is stoned is likely to be a much more friendly Skynet ;-)
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