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EOS, Lockheed to track space junk from Oz

toxicdragon

Re: Stuff that. What about getting *rid* of this space crap?

Until the bigger stuff gets through and slams into a retirement home/puppy rescue center/Pizza place.

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Experimental hypersonic SUPERMISSILE destroyed 4 SECONDS after US launched it

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Re: Re "which could potentially bypass missile defences"

what to do in the four minute warning. Thats easy find the nearest bar and the nearest person of preferred gender, if I am going to get turned to radioactive dust clouds I may as well go happy.

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Primetime precrime? Minority Report TV series 'being developed'

toxicdragon

Re: Can't wait to miss that

It wasn't suspended animation in the unconscious I wake up 70 years in the future to discover its a totalitarian hell hole that things ad jingles are music, they are still conscious for a lack of a better term and are forced to relive the crime constantly as a punishment. I admit I don't know what the physiological long term effects of that would be but thats what happened.

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Google's mysterious floating techno barge SOLD FOR SCRAP

toxicdragon

Re: It's a tarp

Oompa Loompa pron? Already been done mate

(Well I assume so, there are certain things not even I will search for, but rule 34 and all that)

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Need a US visa, passport? Prepare for misery: Database crash strands thousands

toxicdragon

Is it me or does everything seem to be suffering from an unspecified glitch lately?

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Kickstarter tin-rattlers offer reboot of '80s Integrated Space Plan megagraphic

toxicdragon

Re: Boots on Mars and break a leg

Spinning the rocket?

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LOHAN seeks stirring motto for spaceplane mission patch

toxicdragon

Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum

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Read the proposed US ASTEROIDS Act to green-light mining IN SPAAAACE

toxicdragon

Re: Once braked into a stable orbit...

In peter hamiltons nights dawn trilogy he explains this exact thing, basically the asterioids are moved into orbit, the ore is liquidized and foamed, then launched down onto the planet using aerobrake and lands into the sea. I will admit it is weaponised 30 seconds later but its something.

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Experts suspiciously eye LOHAN's cantankerous canards

toxicdragon

Re: > Let's see how that works out in practice...

Theory is when you know why something should work but it doesn't, practice is where something works and you don't know why. Where I work we combine both.

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Hey, remember the iPod Touch? Apple just did

toxicdragon

Re: I still want my 1TB iPod "Classic"

If you just want it for music I can recommend the sansa clip plus. Has expandable memory for micro SD and while the screen is very simple it seems to last ages on a charge.

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Google starts selling Glass to Brits – for £1,000 a pop

toxicdragon

Re: anyone wearing one who wants to talk to me

I cant find it but I am sure that there was an article on here about that very scenario, cant quite remember the outcome but it was something like they have to be provably off, ie not wearing them or something. Can't quite remember.

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Podule-lodged Brit nears two weeks atop ocean peak Rockall

toxicdragon

I don't really have anything useful to add, I just want to say that the word "podule" is fun to say. Podule podule podule.

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SPIDER-TROOP, Spider-troop, does whatever a spider troop can

toxicdragon

Re: "first known example"

They did, as did gadget show too

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World's first ever Nobel Prize winning integrated circuit to be auctioned

toxicdragon

Re: not much use...

What about the Managerium?

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Why are Fujitsu and Toshiba growing lettuce in semiconductor plants?

toxicdragon

Re: Minecraft

Have to admit I play FTB, don't know of any servers running that.

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toxicdragon

Re: Minecraft

Damn you, now I have to try that, so much for getting work done today.

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California gives green light to test self-driving cars on public roads

toxicdragon

Re: Dammit, it's always Hal

Because female robotic voices sound like they come from a computerised Monty Python style pepperpot woman.

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Giant pop can FOUND ON MOON

toxicdragon

The super nova advert worked perfectly, the nova 5 went a little awry

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Portable toilet mistaken for killer Nork drone

toxicdragon

Re: USA had Desert Storm..

I might be remmebering this one but didnt top gear have a few incidents with portable bogs?

Could be the next series might be in korea.

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ULA says to BLAME SPACEX for Ruski rocket rebuff

toxicdragon

@Elmer

Butthurt is not used as a homophobic thing on the internet at least, it basically defines this exact "teacher teacher the mean boy looked at me" mentality displayed by the ULA with this exchange. The only one getting offended here was you.

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Google's self-driving car breakthrough: Stop sign no longer a problem

toxicdragon

Hang on.

"...from the likely (a car stopping at a red light) to the unlikely (blowing through it)." He has never seen the traffic round here then.

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Get ready for software-defined RADAR: Jam, eavesdrop, talk and target ... simultaneously

toxicdragon

Its not really the same as having your own system but there are quite a few online SDRs, I go on http://www.160m.net/ myself. (requires Java)

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Tokyo to TXT warning of incoming Norks nukes

toxicdragon

Re: In this particular case, why bother?

Always wondered about the point of a fallout shelter besides peace of mind, I was born in the late 80s so I missed the nuclear crises so maybe its just because of that I don't get it. And even if it would help who still has a fully stocked shelter today? I have seen some odd sets of stairs and odd coloured concrete slabs with those slots for removal in places around my universities campus which I have never seen people use, admittedly that's not proof of shelters but hidden in plain sight and all that. Surely they still wont be actively stocked?

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Homeopathic remedies contaminated with REAL medicine get recalled

toxicdragon

@Jake

http://xkcd.com/250/

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SACRILEGE! Hitchhiker's Guide game's back ... and it TWEETS at you

toxicdragon

Re: Is it my age?

Mid 20s here so close to the intended audiences age on social media. I get that urge too, never understood it.

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It's a BLOCKBUSTER: Minecraft heads to the silver screen

toxicdragon

Re: Well that will be worth anticipating

Punch trees, fall in lava, kill stuff. How is that not a traditional holy wood plot?

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'No, I CAN'T write code myself,' admits woman in charge of teaching our kids to code

toxicdragon

The one I go on is robocode, still fairly active too. http://robocode.sourceforge.net/

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Mars Orbiter spots FRESH IMPACT CRATER

toxicdragon

Re: nice lump in middle too

It was the creatures from Klendathu, just their aim was a bit off.

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US feds want cars conversing by 2017

toxicdragon

Re: Carnage on the streets

Or the system goes sentient and we get driverless Burnout.

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NASA probe orbiting Moon sights ANOTHER SPACECRAFT

toxicdragon

Yup, they were all recorded on a sound stage on mars

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Ghosts of Christmas Past: Ten tech treats from yesteryear

toxicdragon

Big Trak

I wasnt old enough for the original Big Track but managed to find a couple for last christmas, if anyone wants this is the site: http://www.bigtrakxtr.co.uk/

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Dixons selling £68k gold, diamond, ruby and sapphire iPhone for Xmas

toxicdragon

Clairvoyance or time travel?

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Is that you, HAL? No, it's NEIL: Google, US Navy pour money into 'associative' AI brain

toxicdragon

I would love to have one of these locally to play with. Would have to be a slower version I admit but still.

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HP’s ENORMO-SLAB: The Slate 21 MONSTER tablet

toxicdragon

Re: How is this a tablet?

"Enormo-Slab ... Phlablet".

I prefer the all in one moniker "Fondleslab"

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Lead ONTO your pencil: Bill Gates pours cash into graphene condoms

toxicdragon

Re: Err, what?

Probably digging myself into an even deeper hole but TENS does not hurt that badly.

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toxicdragon

Err, what?

"while being more conductive than copper"

They will probably need to fix that before I use this.

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If this doesn't terrify you... Google's computers OUTWIT their humans

toxicdragon

Re: Class 1 A.I

Nice system, would recommend one small change though, I think your steps 11 and 12 are the wrong way round, would think that classifying it as smarter on earth then the universe would make more sense under this system.

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SPACE, the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of the star probe Cassini

toxicdragon

Missed a trick here

Why not "You are here, your luggage is in alpha centauri"?

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El Reg seeks new mobile, wireless tech writer - could it be YOU?

toxicdragon

A bit more than just disappeared, everything he did has been erased.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/user/34672/

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Fanbois shun 'crappy plastic' iPhone 5C

toxicdragon

Re: David

I'm David, and so is my wife.

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Rotten Apple iOS 7 fury: Glitchy audio or is today's music really that bad?

toxicdragon

Re: I wonder...

<McBain>

Zats ze joke

</McBain>

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Here at last, our 3D beauty: Vulture 2 spaceplane flies in

toxicdragon

Re: Where did the design come from?

Those are forbidden words in these kinds of projects

http://xkcd.com/1244/

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NSA gets burned by a sysadmin, decides to burn 90% of its sysadmins

toxicdragon

Mistakes?

This has probably been said already, but the phrase that sticks out most is "There were no mistakes like that at all."

To me this implies that any privacy breech was done intentionally. Or is my parsing broke today?

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Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials

toxicdragon

Re: mmm

spoon.

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toxicdragon

Re: mmm

Just remember a sponge for the blancmange

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Feeling HORNY? RHINOCEROS INCEST project underway at Cincinnati Zoo

toxicdragon

Re: Cloning

"DNA jiggery-pokery" I thought that's what they were doing?

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Gadgets are NOT the perfect gift for REAL men

toxicdragon

Re: Simple enough

Ach! Milk? Gross!

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Microsoft: Still using Office installed on a PC? Gosh, you squares

toxicdragon

Re: PCs?

Hatred?

How quaint.

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NASA serves up Curiosity's billion-pixel panorama

toxicdragon

Is there a version not in teeny eye-strain-o-vision?

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