34 posts • joined 18 Jun 2007
Those who feel the need to brag and buy these, are usually the people who are lacking in the length department.
Says me with the size ten feet.
What a vicious c**t !
There go my pantalones right there
I think I'll dust off my Bo Selecta dvds and watch the best of MJ.
That's how I'll always remember him.
The Beeb presumed that people would be at work reading it. Hence the part that says 'Are you one of the 30% of adults who do not have internet access at home'.
A pretty far out hypothesis, but I'm gonna run with it.
The real question is:
Can it play Crysis?
The Daily Sport's Headline could be:
Firecracker Knacker Explodes Boyfriend's Tallywhacker!
Half way between twat and shitter.
All of the complainers
should shut the fuck up. Channel 4 issued warnings before the programme, so to sit there and complain is fucking stupid.
They can stick their complaints up their stupid arseholes.
Paris, cos she like to fu..
I thought it was...
The Red Sonia remake that has been canned? Rose McGowan was going to star and everything.
Bear Grylls? He is allowed a passport.
When will this bear discrimination end?
It's political correctness gone mad!
So does this mean the flu is being spread to non-muslims only? Or can they catch it too?
We need to contact The Sun so they can run an exposé on Mr Hook Hand, cos it's bound to all be down to him.
The headline could read: Hooky's Ham Fisted Attempt To Infect The World.
Also, See Page 3 Idol Contestants in their surgical masks!
I've always wanted
a cut and blow-job at the hairdressers.
What a legend.
Guns don't kill people
rappers do. I seen it on a documentary on BBC2.
Money well spent
With such a complicated delivery mechanism, this lander is worth all the money thrown at it. What could possibly go wrong?
I can't believe...
that not a single person has mentioned this: Intergalactic Pool, just like on that episode of Red Dwarf.
Get some cheeky, loveable rogue Scouser, and send him into space armed with eight cans of special brew and a tikka massala. He could trickshot the asteroid straight into the sun, and we could stoke him a clipper as he'll back in time for Christmas.
I'll get my coat and sombrero.
It looks like the colours have been altered on the picture with the flag and dvd. It's as if they have added more red to it, as that's what people would expect to see.
I read somewhere that one mission controller on the Pathfinder mission (I think) said they would have clear blue skies for the landing. What's the deal there then?
WHAT IS NASA HIDING FROM US?!
The truth is out there.
sounds like one of those spam emails you get all the time.
However, I do like the sound of Full Monty Stealth Defence through IP Attack Protocols.
Surely it should be he'll marSUEpial the wombat for every penny it has?
The Eagle Has Landed?
Since the new LRO that's being launched this year can resolve down to one metre, will they finally show the Apollo LEMs that are sitting there?
NASA can silence the crazy fools who think that we didn't go to the moon.
Paris, as she probably thinks the moon is made of cheese.
Respect the cock! And tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!
Your rather amazing rant just goes to show what a lack of meat can do to the brain.
I'm off to enjoy a bacon sarnie - which is good as I'm right next to the A1 where the pigs were flame grilled yesterday.
This country boils my piss. We were a once great nation, but now we're just a laughing stock. The troops are desparate for air lift capability, and there are properly spec'd Chinooks gathering dust.
Who is in charge at the MoD? Is it a case of bean counters running the show, or are there any former military people? It's a fucking disgrace.
Surely this proves that she is indeed a fantasist?
Anyway, if she wants to be that eco friendly, why doesn't she get rid of her plane?
Just use Immac on the other leg.
I'd like to get rather drunk, then show Paris my elephant impression. Just to see if she had the same compassion for my trunk.
Sucks Cocks For Baccy.
Would a wank be classed as sex? If so, I'd better watch myself next time.
But man, those female cabin crew are sweet.
I'm not sure about her making a mark on the world, but I did leave some marks on my keyboard while watching her videos.
I'm in shock and awe...
I received my pre-ordered copy yesterday morning. I fired it up last night, and found a glorious looking menu screen. My anticipation levels crept up and up. Unfortunately, my 360 decided it was time to die, and flashed up the Red Ring of Death.
So, I don't know if the game is good or not, but I will be able to post a full review in 'up to 25 days' - as the nice MS support chap said it could take for the machine to be repaired.
Gorillas are primarily a bread eating species.
Yet they posses no baking skills.
Power could be generated by obese people.
Just think about it: you could hook their arms and jaws up to a generator. Everytime they take a bite of their 20" super sized pizza, the motion of arm to mouth would produce an electric current.
When they start whinging that their weight is all genetic, and nothing to do with eating 10,000 calories per day, that will also generate power.
There goes my old jape of when the police officers ask I have anything to say, I won't be able to reply "please don't hit me again officer".
Waste of talent
Having Googled Syvette Wimberly, it's a shame she chose to leave all that behind her, she certainly looked as though she knew what she was doing :-)
Going off those photographs of her lady bits:
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