Re: Couldn't call in an emergency?
Yep - because passengers never use a cellphone, only drivers.
149 posts • joined 13 Nov 2011
Yep - because passengers never use a cellphone, only drivers.
"Planne ye seconde: Let ye Qweeyn purchase ye paintyng on account of yt being a depyction of her naymsayke and relation-bye-dystante-cousinhood and lyke thatte."
Not sure that they're related at all actually - there was a bit of a shortage of suitable homegrown applicants shortly after Charlie 2, at which point a couple from the Netherlands who, being otherwise unemployed, quickly sent in their CVs and got the job. Once that contract was done I think the job was then outsourced to some German company who've been doing the work ever since.
That Euro-refugee who just took the job you were after is only the latest in a long line of "bluddy furriners" taking your jobs. :)
"I'm old enough to remember when Faxes weren't accepted as legally valid, you had to use the Telex for that!"
Which is somewhat odd, given that the first commercial fax was sent in 1860 and the first commercial telex system was introduced by Reichspost in 1933. Prior to that telegrams were sent by morse code - even in the early 1970s my wife's training as a telex (Gentex) operator included learning to send/receive morse at at least 20 wpm.
Yes, I agree - my immediate thought on looking at the two was that obviously paraplegics (and others who qualify for this version of the games) are entitled to a less complete life than the rest of us.
Yeah, considered to be a bit of a pest species here, hence the regulars of any swan that isn't white.
Both need frequent changing for the same reason.
"Keep the image plane parallel to the buildings and you won't see this effect. "
Yes, back in the day they used to make special cameras for this sort of photography - I forget exactly what they were called, but they had a bellows between lens and film and an adjustable frame so the lens carrier could be set higher that the film plane and the parallelism between the two adjusted to remove the convergence effect.
They may even still make these, but I'd imagine they are now rare and expensive toys.
"how on earth did Zulu end up with a Roman alphabet?"
The usual reason is that they didn't already have an written form of their language and were eventually given one by a passing missionary - in much the same way that a monk named Cyril provided the Russians (and a few others) with his take on how their spoken languages should be written down.
"That's a stupid example to (fail to) make your point with."
You are so right there - the Nimrod, which was a modified Comet, served the RAF from 1970 until retired in 2010 and was a very highly regarded maritime patrol aircraft in its day - not the example I'd choose to illustrate failure.
Have an up vote on me since a beer is probably not going to work.
A couple of weeks ago there was a report published of the latest results of similar checks on NZ's police force - incredible as it may seem, the dire punishment handed out to several was a third warning for this type of abuse of police systems.
"This is becoming harder and harder these days anyway my spare phones take mini or micro sims, my current phone has a nano sim so I can't just swap my sims around."
What I do in this situation is take the nano SIM out of my current phone, select the correct combination of surrounds that I broke it out of when it was first delivered to match it to the micro or mini (or even full credit card sized) SIM slot in my standby phone and then install it - problem solved.
The most flexible arrangement is a nano SIM and keeping track of the adapter pieces it was supplied with.
Here's a hint for phone manufacturers and network operators - no SIM, no sale!
I'll decide what network I'm going to use and where - and I'll be making that choice by removing the SIM from my phone and replacing it with the one in my pocket anytime I feel so inclined, I will not be contacting a call centre and trying to explain to someone with a questionable grasp of my language that I want to change operators for a couple of weeks while I'm on holiday in another country.
"Fuck me - are you serious? Is that really how you address a war veteran from your own country?"
What's the fact that someone is or isn't a war vet got to do with how they're addressed?
Just because someone's served in the armed forces doesn't entitle them to any special privileges or automatic respect.
"A hearty well done to the pilot who managed to land safely while his poor copilot was dying next to him."
I suspect his thoughts were focused on the job at hand by a desire to not die beside his dying copilot.
This is about creating limited life SD cards, which are only available from your dealership at a ludicrous price - and must be fitted by one of their technicians - without which the car will only operate in limp mode.
Give us a couple of years and enough research funding and we can probably start supplying some of these:
- although how you stop them taking out passing 747s in addition to stray drones I don't know.
"Only problem is if they aren't holding any call data how the F*&k do they do any billing at all? (Yes,its a big fat lie)"
Unless BT do it differently to everyone else, what they sell is blocks of terminating minutes to overseas telcos, not individual calls into the UK, so they don't necessarily know what the originating number was, just which overseas telco they got it from. Note: this is different to routing a local number to an overseas support centre, where you do send the calling number.
There's actually an on-line market where telcos can log in and buy or sell terminating minutes, which are normally at an agreed price for a certain amount of calls on a particular time and date. The fortuitous purchase of a good cheap block is why you sometimes see weekend calling specials eg., from NZ to the UK and Ireland, $5 for up to 4 hours.
Some telcos, if they have a lot of regular traffic to a particular destination, will register as a provider in the country of destination and set up a "point-of-presence" in that country - if you have the traffic volume it's cheaper to do that and hand off your traffic at in-country termination rates than to buy international termination minutes.
"You guys do know what "map of Tasmania" is Aussie slang for, doncha?"
I'd hazard a guess that it's much the same thing as 'map of Australia" is in Kiwi slang.
Ok, admittedly I live in a country far, far away from the UK, but I'm struggling to think of why a local council would have access to anyone's medical records.
"A product founded on animal abuse, performed for the pursuit of human pleasure"
Yep, that's the tasty stuff we're talking about.
Good to see you're paying attention.
"he question is, do you ensure the H2O is drained out of the bottom?"
Why would you do this - in all the installations I've seen (and that's quite a few over 40 years in the telco business) the fuel is lifted from the bulk tank to a ready tank - sometimes referred to as the day tank - and then passes through a number of water separators immediately before being allowed anywhere near an injector pump. The water separators are typically mounted beside or on the engine itself. You never, ever, assume there is no water any diesel tank.
If you're silly enough to operate a diesel - any diesel, big or small - without any form of water separator then you deserve to have it grind to an expensive halt.
You'd know all this if you'd ever owned a diesel car, or indeed ever operated any diesel at all, from a little single cylinder portable up to the largest ship's engine..
"Office 2016 for Mac users with Office 365 consumer subscriptions will be able to opt in and receive automatic updates of the test builds of Office."
But if not enough of you do so then we'll take steps to ensure it does happen - ah, what the hell, we'll probably do that anyway in a couple of weeks.
"Or, continuing the sci-fi theme, why not 'Ix'?"
Works for me - I might just catch the next Heighliner heading that way and take a quick look at it.
"Windows 10 has nothing to do with it, this has been available for years in software (Kubuntu 8.10, no idea about Windows)"
Even older than that - I had an app for this on my Palm PDA many years ago. I removed it in the end because of all the practical day-to-day issues you will all think of eg., don't always have the phone on me, etc.
So, if all toilets are identical and individual, exactly why are they marked Mens and Ladies?
Seems a very old-fashioned approach. Our office has two identical toilets, but they are both labelled for both genders.
"the good ship 'Just read the Instructions' will be heading out to sea"
The name of the landing platform is a dead giveaway.
" off the record warnings to several staff that browsing porn and using the internal email system to share what many would call offensive imagery was a bad move. "
Yes, well here in NZ that would count as no warning at all - if you dismissed someone because they carried on doing whatever you objected to it would be you that ended up on the wrong side of the ensuing dispute.
An 'off the record' warning does not cut much ice with the employment tribunals here and you would end up being fined for unjustified dismissal, lost wages and emotional hurt because you didn't follow proper procedure - you could even be directed to take the person back into your employ.
Is that really Dantu crater - or the ancient remains of a city built at the junction of a couple of major rivers?
Win 10 has turned out nowhere near as bad as I had been lead to believe by all the comments I've seen in various places.
Knowing that in due course SWMBO would insist I updated her laptop I decided to upgrade mine (dual boot Win 8.1 Pro and Mint Cinnamon) over Xmas and see how it all went.
I made images using Clonezilla at each key point in the process (including the fully patched and up-to-date Win 8.1 and Mint installs, before even starting), expecting from what I'd read to have to at the very least go to some trouble to get the dual boot working again - and that's assuming Win 10 hadn't gratuitously destroyed Mint while installing itself.
Win 10 was eventually installed and behold! - the dual boot was totally unaffected. Next step, install various means of killing Cortana, Bing and telemetry - and make another disk image.
After some updates, including "important' security updates, check everything; no, none of the settings I had made have been changed and CBS (Cortana, Bing and Slurp) are still all firmly disabled. The next step - activate Bitlocker. Part way through this I realized it was going to take forever to finish because I'd set encryption for the full Windows partition, so I powered down the machine and restored from the previous disk image - once again, all fine and as I'd left it, including the dual boot.
Second attempt at Bitlocker - sectors in use only this time. Much quicker, but after a couple of days I decided I didn't want encryption at the moment, so once again load the Win 10 + Mint image - still no problems.
So far the only complaint I've got with Win 10 is that it doesn't tell me when it's updating - but I can easily kill the auto updates anyway by disabling an extension in Chrome that allows it to intercept search requests headed for Bing - for with Bing blocked and nothing else intercepting and acting on search requests directed at it, Win 10 doesn't seem to be able to determine if there are any updates available - in fact, it reports that it is unable to contact the update server.
At this stage Win 10 will be staying on my laptop, along side Mint - although just in case I've got images going back to Win 7, which is what the machine originally came with - a large beer for the person who invented the high capacity USB 3 portable hard drive.
Now, if only I could get Mint to work with Sky TV!
"My kitchen is now lit entirely by 7.5W (50W equivalent) 480 lumen GU10 LEDs fitted with diffusers, replacing 50W 900 lumen halogens. "
So is mine now - after one of the (originally) 12 halogen decided to fail by blowing a shard of hard and sharp plastic out of the front lens.
Halogen GU10s are now banned from our house as being too dangerous to have around a food prep area.
Yes, if it weighs less than the weight at which the law says it has to be registered then it doesn't have to be registered.
It's not that those of us that choose to invest some of our hard-earned in companies think we're the only ones that should get paid, but more that we think we are entitled to a good return on our money - otherwise why take the risk of investing in a company at all?
Do I need to point out what happens to those same employees if no-one invests - I thought not.
"Burn all the hay, sweep the ash with a giant magnet. Not sure what that analogy translates to in the real world."
I am not a metallurgist, but I suspect that a needle is one of those tools that once exposed to a haystack sized fire is no longer particularly fit for purpose.
A bit like the current level of spook agency performance with regard to terror attacks really, so it is quite an appropriate analogy in this case.
"Cue all the comments suggesting that the Dutch government might have a different view once they suffer a major terror attack of their own."
I seem to remember from pre-internet days that the Netherlands is quite familiar with the process of hosting terror attacks - some of their ex-colonies used to be a source of more than a little grief.
My son once made a similar comment about "horse's willies" when he was conscripted to operate a BBQ for his mother's horsey group - I understand that in his case the punishment was a total ban on any form of interaction with said horsey set for the rest of his life.
It is also my understanding that he was heart-broken about this and required professional counseling to recover from the disappointment.
"Why would you have multiple versions on one machine?"
Because the people writing Java updates have never heard of backwards compatibility, that's why!
I've had more than one case where a Java update has killed an otherwise working system.
"However, that doesn't go down well at home; so of course, the CEO has to maintain this fiction of "better workers" elsewhere, to keep the shareholders happy."
You're missing something quite important here - most shareholders, US and others, generally don't care too much how a company goes about its business, so long as they get a good return for investing their hard-earned in Apple (or anyone else's) shares - and once they're no longer happy real live people can lose their jobs - ask someone who works at Toshiba..
Apple's board, along with that of any other publicly owned company, have a legal duty to maximize returns to shareholders, not propping up the US (or any other) economy on the larger scale - it is you, the consumer, that holds the accountability for doing that ie., next time you want consumer electronics, buy locally made, regardless of quality, price or features. If you can't find such an item, then go without and jump up and down until someone does start making what you want locally.
It is not big business that has driven off-shoring and out-sourcing - it's end consumers who demand the latest shiny-shiny with more features and a lower price than last month's model, combined with investors who want ever bigger returns on their money - and very often they're the same person.
to change the specifications at any time without notification.
There - job done.
"I know that many men in IT regard p0rn as a sacred right "
No, you're wrong there - what many people (not just men) in IT and else where regard as a near to scared right is access to the internet without censorship of information that some politician happens to disagree with/is embarrassed by.
". My wife, in contrast, just doesn't lose things. It's clearly an issue of a defective personality."
I'm not sure it's a defective personality so much as a male/female thing - many years of eating my lunch in the park on sunny days has lead me to observe that most women, when leaving a park bench (or any other place they've been sitting) will take a few steps and then turn around to have a good look at where they've just left, presumably to check they've left nothing behind.
Men, on the other hand, mostly seem to 'grab and go' and don't pause to do a quick scan of the recently vacated spot from a short distance, thus tending to miss whatever it is that they failed to pick up.
I don't know why there's a difference in behavior - it would seem to be of equal benefit to both species - maybe it's part of living with handbags.
""If Russians want us to regard them as civilized people why don't they speak the language of civilized world?" - William Somerset Maugham."
I believe that is in violation of Article 29, Paragraph 2, as quoted above - please report for punishment.
"I'd like to know exactly what the government plans to spend this money on."
It should be obvious what the money is to be spent on - they have to buy a whole stack of those extra wide keyboards that two people can frantically bash away on at once in order to crack the $evil_person's password - and those keyboards don't come cheap!
You obviously haven't been watching your quota of CSI or NCIS episodes and are therefor a dangerously independent thinker with little knowledge of how to investigate a computing problem - you are hereby sentenced to watch every episode of CSI Cyber - repeatedly - until such time as you know how 'real' cyber-sleuthing is done.
Living at the other end of the world I haven't been following the saga in detail, but I get the impression they've got the turning it off bit sorted - it's the next stage they need to work on now.
"If you amplify, you amplify everything. That means that given enough distance and amplification stages you end up recieving a signal at a perfect level but with no discernible information - the SNR will deteriorate inexorably."
Yes, but with current technology "enough distance" tends to be in the region of 3000km or more - and that's for kit you can buy off the shelf, not lab concepts. You only put regenerators (not repeaters) where you have to and where you can get at them easily - if an in-line amplifier will do the job, that's what you use, especially if it's going to be under the sea. Amplifiers, as noted, amplify everything and are therefore protocol and bit rate agnostic, so increasing the capacity of a fibre cable (submarine or terrestrial) just requires changes in terminal equipment - if any regnerators are involved, you don't want them to be under several km of water!
The limitation for this new technology is the short range, the very low capacity demonstrated so far and the need for laying multimode fibre to replace the millions of km of single mode already in place.
"Sweden was doing that in 1978. The total was rounded appropriately to the nearest 5 ore. In a year I never saw a bronze coin."
In NZ the smallest coin is the 10 cent, although prices are still shown with random numbers of cents at the end - if paying by card you pay the exact price, if paying by cash it's rounded up or down using "Swedish Rounding". I've often wondered why it is called that.
""Infiniti" is supposed to be a high-end 'Mark' / 'Badge' brand identity, and Datsun Nissan would prefer that it not be prefaced with their low-rent econobox corporate identity."
If you're going to get all technical with this sort of thing, the word you're looking for is 'Marque', not 'Mark'.
if the lady put her efforts into fighting modern slavery.
I read a National Geographic article a few years ago that covered a world wide survey on the level of slavery - the conclusion was that by far the biggest slave-holding is still in the southern part of the US, where illegal migrant workers get a very raw deal - and investigating law enforcement agencies seem to regularly raid the wrong farm, or forget to file some crucial piece of paper, ensuring the evidence gathered is inadmissible in court.
I wouldn't be waiting that long - if I owned a VW of any model or age I'd be getting shot of it right now - because the way countries are jumping on the punishment bandwagon you'll be very soon the proud owner of a car with no manufacturer support.
but it's likely the segment between Perth and the branching unit out from Jakarta - if it was from Jakarta to Tuas I'd expect more than just Telstra customers screaming.