Re: 60% of facts are made up
I thought it was 64.3% of facts are made up?
110 posts • joined 8 Nov 2011
I thought it was 64.3% of facts are made up?
I used to work in a shop and we had random searches. However we were payed for the time we were in work, so if it took 30 minutes to get through everyone we had an extra 30 minutes pay. This isn't about the searches being illegal, it is about not being compensated correctly for your time in work.
Don't you consider it a bit silly for The Reg staff to be giving instructions on how to disable flash, when some of the adverts use flash?
I wouldn't be offended if I was tagged as a panda. Probably be fairly accurate actually.
BYOD - Bring Your Own Dish?
Ah I see, so the Cloud providers have a very diverse portfolio. They also create their own electricity and petrol.
I am sceptical too. If you have a TV (and use it as a TV rather than just for watching films), I seriously doubt they never end up watching anything on the BBC in this country. Unless of course those are the 20% that have registered as not having a TV.
How does that stand if the patent holder says, "okay we are going to charge everyone 0.001% of the purchase price of the completed device" Company A, B and C say yeah sure, that is fair and pay. Then premium company D comes in, and says "wow, that is way too much".
If they (the patent holder) charge a different percentage to company D, then it isn't fair on A,B and C.
So if it is Apples hardware, and Apples OS, what exactly are you buying?
"People who abuse their bodies"
I bet you don't drink beer or fizzy drinks, don't eat fast food. Only walk or cycle anywhere, don't spend hour sat on your arse looking at a screen
Remember your body is a temple.
Yes they are, and they still do it for the excitement. Part of mountaineering is about managing risk, or would you much rather sit in your safe IT bubble becoming one of the 1 in 4 people in the UK who are obese?
I have friends that where at C1 when the avalanche hit, I feel lucky they are okay. I have sympathy for both, you take the risks for the things you enjoy.
Drat, just came back to correct it to "Silently fix it while denying anything is wrong."
It is the Apple method of dealing with things. Silently fix it while denying nothing is wrong.
I am not worried, the wifi on my Chromebook is so flakey they won't be able to gather anything from me!
"...taking Google, a powerful advertising giant based in Mountain View, California, to court in Blighty's capital"
Oh! So that is who Google is?! Come on El Reg, give us a break.
Tilt it must be Tilt :)
There is a thread with loads of complaints about the redesign on, include the "hero picture"
However El Regs view point on the matter (no matter what the readers say) is:
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"The blasted pictures are still too large"
They look pretty neat, TBH.
"... but will it bend?"
" It's one of the least popular website makeovers a state body has ever undertaken."
The state body was required because otherwise the El Reg would be the least popular website makeovers.
Nonono, you are reading it wrong. What they mean is on average the app is used 40 times in total, BETWEEN the 1.8m people.
"unique visitor count was up 18%"
What was the count of returning visitors?
Up 18% of unique visitors is good, but if you are down 19% returning visitors that is not so good.
I am curious about how many of these are how I have started using the reg. While before the change I would read a few articles and then go back to work, just to break up the day a bit. Now I go to the homepage, try to find something to read, close el reg, realise I still need to break up the day, go back to el reg, find an article totally randomly, close the page quickly when a NSFW picture comes up, find another article, quickly scroll past the image (just in case). Go to the Forums to see if there is any news on when the hell these picture are going to get removed, close it all back down and go back to work. Suddenly you have 7 page hits right there and I still haven't read an article!
On a side note I have had to disable flash on the reg too, because all of the adverts were brining my work laptop to a standstill.
Ah they could be being completely honest with "we haven't leaked anything", what you should have asked is "Did you sell my email address?"
did he put the chargers?! :|
Of course it is optional. Mine is somewhere on my News Feed and I have chosen not to click it. You have the option if you play it or not and if you share it or not.
Used to have the same issue with Squirrels. Always seemed like they would chew through the orange or orange/white of the CAT5e cables.
It is exactly what was advertised (assuming it is Bull and not Cow), and you can't return it under distance setting regs if it is a perishable or other items that deteriorate rapidly such as food and flowers. I think this probably quite perishable.
Never, ever trust a financial institution
Or the post office for mail bombs
Currently using a contact-less card you are limited to a max of £20 per transaction and after so many transactions you are asked to use chip and pin. Does the iPhone have a similar method to stop someone clearing out your bank account if they take your phone?
Also it is the banks that are responsible for any dodgy payments taken with contactless cards, who is responsible when it comes to buying with the phone?
First the moon, now the sun?! Next you are going to be telling me we are actually on the back on a huge turtle.
I am going to take a shot in the dark here and assume they mean Windows for tablets and phones.
It is not how they get them across the bridge, but where they put them to get them across the bridge... how many inches what that 6+ again?!
A few months?! Several have been borked after a few days.
So you know that spam filter for getting rid of all that rubbish that comes in... it is reading your PRIVATE emails!!!!!111one!
"Essentially, stop showing its own products in a different way than standard results. Stop showing a map from Google Maps when searching for an address. Stop inserting a box of reviews from Google Hotel Finder when searching for "Hotel in London". Stop showing results from Google Flights when searching for "flight from LA to SF". Stop displaying results from Google Shopping with pictures."
But I enjoy them features, that is one of the reasons I use Google because it gives all of the information I want without the hassle.
"The day Google started displaying unit conversions when searching for "10 miles in km", a dozen websites lost 90% of their traffic. "
Well perhaps they should have come up with a better business plan. How much revenue did HMV loose when Spotify came about? You don't see Spotify being fined for having a better business plan.
... as for that unblievably kludged mess of garbage they call "Kies", the less said the better ...
What in the world is Kies?!
That is very true. Makes me think about how many phones I have had, get water damaged! I am glad they are starting to make phones more resistant to water and not just carry on the trend of putting a load of moisture sensors inside so they wouldn't need to fix them.
I can happily say I will never buy one, but I am impressed by how well it survived the dunking.
In that case have a 30 minute time out, 3 wrong attempts you need to wait 30 minutes. 720 passwords can then be tried in a day, which makes it infeasible. As for becoming a denial-of-service path, I would rather that than my nude pictures get released, and then my password changed which becomes a denial-of-service path.
Bugger me! You were actually able to uninstall iTunes?! I thought it was something not even a full reinstall would remove.
Shame self-incrimination doesn't apply here. What happened to the right to remain silent?
I imagine with a firework display like that the people operating them will be sat far away in a tin shed pressing a button.
Perhaps it could be split into two different categories "douchbags" and "normal people"?
Think of the camera shake too! You don't sit perfectly still through a film, every little movement will be picked up resulting in the feeling of sea sickness by the time you finished watching the film back.
I think a better analogy would be:
"If this were a case of an axe murderer, where the police barged into his home without a warrant and happened to find the axe, in his hands, with the victim on the floor, the case would have not been thrown out.
No bugs here! They are just undocumented features... yes that is what they are!
NAS sounds alot like... NSA... oh no they are watching us!