58 posts • joined 3 Nov 2011
Re: Just how inedible are seabirds really?
It appears to be debatable, but we claim it and no one else seems prepared to argue. It'd probably keep lawyers off the streets for some time if anyone were to try and prosecute....
Just how inedible are seabirds really?
For that matter, will you just annoy the RSPB or are these rare enough that you can be prosecuted for eating them? I've feeling that if seagull was nice we'd eat more of it, given how many of the things there are, but I mean, how bad can it be?
Re: I would suggest
I'd suggest the 4 of them it who turned up first found it so funny they called 18 of their mates...
Interesting the middle east seems to have plenty of female Dev's as well - being a male dominated industry does just seem to be a western thing.
Know who else wants to use cameras on drones?
The German railways, to stop graffiti on the trains. They'd like to do this at night. Which is amusing, because they only have a license to fly the things during the day.
Also, it helps British industry, in so much as I know of at least one British "Cameras-on-drones" start up.
Re: M for
Welcomes. But not very much.
Some of the ones near me do just that, by accident - free mystery tour with every journey. I'd suggest they were taking the piss, but they lack the wit (normally).
Re: ABP turned off for El Reg so I can help pay my way
Except for that Microsoft Cloud one. The big blue panel that takes up most of the vertical real-estate on my laptop's screen. Bah.
Assume something else of mine must be blocking that then, it's not here
Re: ABP turned off for El Reg so I can help pay my way
I've compromised: it's off for the forums where the ads don't suck too hard, but I can't bear the adds on the main page. Given El Reg's target demographic, I do wonder if anyone actually sees their ads, presumably the fact that so few do is why they have to be so obnoxious...
(Edit: I've always vaguely wondered why they don't have a donate button or a paid for ad free version or some such: I use the site that much I'd part with a token amount at least)
point 7 exists
sort of: it takes everyone's requests for anything that google doesn't need you to sign in for, aggregates them and gives you your results back. It's a firefox add on. Defeats analytics in particular (assuming you haven't used ghostery to get rid of it in the first place, which I'd commend)
I would argue the situation was even worse
We're ruled by arts graduates who don't merely fail to understand the problems we face, but fail to understand the importance of hiring advisers who do. To cap it off I've just had to choose which particular flavour of cluelessness I wish to govern me, in large part to ensure that we're run by idiots who will ruin the country slowly, rather than xenophobic idiots who'll REALLY make a mess of the place.
OK. I'll get a coffee and calm down. I didn't sleep that well.
Re: Good Thing (TM)
Ironically part of the reason that ze germans can run trains faster and closer together is that we bombed the buggery out of their rail infrastructure 70 years ago. Which meant that they rebuilt it, much better than it was before. Half our network is still Victorian...
Another handy transport API
It does very much what it says on the tin, also fairly new, has buses and the like on there as well as trains. Requires free membership, starts charging at 5000 hits/ day
It's for this reason that every client gets their own invoice number when I (and many others I know) invoice them: AB001 where their company initials are AB. That way they don't don't know if I'm a) depending on them for an income and thus they can take the piss or b) doing lots of work on the side when they think they're getting all my time. Of course you can estimate the answers to both questions other ways (how much you see me for a start!) but depending on who you are and what I'm doing it can help a little, now I'm back off PAYE and back on a random selection of projects (+ a PhD)
This article does feature my favourite (and only) welsh word
Who knew that a microwave is a popty ping?
Re: Vintage planes
"There is less demand for suicide missions to attempt to drop nukes on Moscow"
Give it a month at the current rate...
Re: Stun devices
Can report that even with the original cap this hurts rather than kills, in the case of healthy individuals at least. Friend of mine did it at school. I did have some odd friends, now I come to look back on it...
By my reading what's new is that chipping rather than being tricky and needing specialist hardware (even if that is pretty cheap these days) will be actually made easy for the user - a usb socket or what ever.
It's not just boy racers at it either - a rich, older and sensible uncle of mine got a new ECU (before firmware uploads were possible) which gave him eco \ normal \ performance modes on a previously under used dial in
Re: Reminds me of a line from BBC Hustle
As pointed out by Terry Pratchett in Making money: The impossibility of fooling honest men is no problem, dishonest are so much easier to find.
Re: WAAAAAIT a minute....stop.
Software vendors who haven't yet got their products running on 7 may not be worthy of your business, but what if everyone else thought that and they went bankrupt?
I think of examples where buy specialised hardware talks only to it's specialised software, which was made by a company that went bust years ago. The hardware works fine and replacing it is a cost that would hurt a small business (or a bigger one if they had lots of it...). In those cases (some of which still need a parallel port or some other ungodly connector) it would gall to spend often tens of thousands on new kit, just because an operating system was end of life.
Re: We've had official Monty Python street signs in the UK for years...
Have an upvote - from a Tory
... To be entirely fair, speaking as one who would never vote Tory, if either of the others get in, it'd make little odds....
Re: At least one US President
Upvote purely for the Le Carre reference.
How accurate do you think they are marking out allotments?
0.1 square meters will get lost very quickly in poor spade work \ sides of plots being walked on....
Re: Infrastructure ?
Dev in SW Brum and suffering with abominable public transport? Consider me a fellow sufferer. I however have however resolved that with a push bike - not perhaps the stylish way one expects consultants to appear, but it works. Cycle to new street then trains go essentially everywhere. In fact it's only because dev's tend to live in nice bits of south brum that this is an issue: The nicest bits (arguable but I'd go with Harbourne and Mosely) are nowhere near a train. Live in Selly Oak \ North Field and the station tends to be walkable...
Driving in the rush hour is a terrible thing to have to do I would agree and most development work could be done from the comfort of home as well; though there's something to be said for being able to talk to the people you work with.
Re: another wonderful day
..but possibly only just pre beer o clock
Re: Cheap Labour through the back door.
This is how it always seems to go - heard many stories of it and been involved in one, pretty much the same as above.
Oddly though, Indian programmers who've lived in the UK for a bit (even "freshies" who came over themselves and weren't born here) are generally at least as good as their UK born counterparts - I've worked with plenty.
Never understood quite how this makes sense, but it's certainly held true so far. I just assume that those who manage to get here must be very motivated and that this extends to learning to program properly. Discussed it a lot at my last work place, which was heavily British Indian.
The European Train Control System just says you have to have *a* commuications system of some kind, however, yes, most people use GSM-R for this.
I beg to differ: I'm not aware of much progress with regards handsets for staff using it (network rail issue iPhones to staff), but in the UK it's quite preverlent on trains, and at least some line side kit.
Re: Programming is a University level subject?
"“Trying to figure-out an algorithm is a form of maths."
Of course. However I'd argue it was much easier to go from knowing Logic and Set Theory to algorithm design than it would be the other way round. Logic is a useful way to analyse anything, and I’d agree taking it further into the realm of computing is necessary to be any good as a developer. A "knows some html" type developer, such as schools are likely to produce may well not even be able to do that however, thus leaving them knowing a little syntax from a language which, by the time they get their first job will inevitably have moved on.
Furthermore depending on what you’re doing (I’d confess it didn’t come up much in my time creating database front ends, but it regularly crops up in pretty much everything else I’ve ever worked on) some knowledge of maths will make you a better programmer –I find my self using matrixes all the time – so much the better if you know what you’re actually doing when you convolve 2 matrixes.
Re: Ineffectually slipping through the odd boob
Oh it is: Generally we elect 1 or 2% of MPs who ARE NOT complete tits, quite the other way round...
Re: Pay day loaners
It's a matter of who you are: If you're slightly less poor than those around you, aggressively ripping people off to get rich the government will understandably come down hard on you. If on the other hand you have more money the government they seem to develop bit of a blind spot...
Would it be OK to do the same to people who suggest hadoop as the cure to all ills?
Not that it isn't lovely for "big data", just that our database isn't a terrabyte in size...
Re: 41 Megapixels ....
Granted, but the key difference is it's possible to fit a 41 Megapixel sensor in a camera, a Lens needs to be the size it is. I'm sure if they could have fitted a decent lens with optical zoom they would have done, but the idea is that sits in your pocket, not a camera bag.
Correct Horse Battery Staple
Obey the rules set out by xkcd for passwords (to wit: use as long a phrase as possible, but don't use random characters) and you'll also get round this problem. IF the website \ program will allow it of course...
http://correcthorsebatterystaple.net/ can help with this
An ISO 3103 expert perhaps?
All standards experts should be well paid....
give me a £1 Million
and I'll write you something that goes though a database and sends a text message to everyone in there. For that money you even get a text box to enter your choice of text message....
Come on. great example of the governments intended use of SMB's for more projects. I could even absorb the cost of sending a couple of million messages for that....
2 Year Elec Eng Project
Anyone doing anything in the electrical engineering block at Birmingham Uni should have an advantage here: the 2nd year project is to build a line following robot, which are then raced. Ours was based on a PIC16F84, which should tell you something about how long ago I was at uni. Clever people did stuff with camera's and visual processing (which didn't work for most of them, and sure as hell wasn't run on a PIC16F84) efficient engineering types used arrays of light sensors.
Re: Wrong application of technology.
That's always been my feeling on the bes use for electric power.
That and local light delivery. Milk floats of old, couriers of new.
Re: HELL YES!!!!
That was my first reaction to it.
Well, writers life + 75 years for music seems insanely long, we could probably stand to relax that a fair bit. We then need to ignore any further suggestions relating to giving away "Current" IP rights, be they TV, Radio, or software.
Re: As with all American presidents...
what d'ya free?
I see a need for a lot of crates labelled "Not Julian at all"
Smuggle them out one at a time, with great care. After the 23rd crate full of rats the police should be bored enough to quit searching them. Plus they can use the first couple to kick up a massive legal fuss and prevent them searching any more....
Re: FBI sends request
Having that the little lot installed just proves you work in IT, not that you're up to no good
(any more than, say, the BOFH is anyway....)
Re: Isn't it time we got weekend deliveries?
This would be an example of a rare thing indeed: capitalism working!
Re: Runaway jury? (@asdf)
That is the key problem with juries as it is democracy: I've met the general public and I don't want them deciding swat!
The counter argument of course is neatly provided by the way Juries stopped being prepared to convict people for sheep rustling in England in the 19th century: it carried the death penalty and thus even if people were clearly guilty juries tended to let them off, which resulted in a change of the law.
Why is everyone competing to make the thinnest phone possible?
Would it not perhaps make more sense to make the one with the best battery life? Or Signal?
Still everyone will know you've got lots of money when you sit and play with it, which I suppose is the key point.
Re: Oh god
Yes, however he is in Spain, which I feel keeps him fairly safe from the English \ American nutters who make up the bulk of the problem.
Also People for the Eating of Tasty Animals need to feature on future posters!
Re: war crimes....
Not war crimes.
His side one. It's a known fact that only the loosing side commits war crimes....
Re: This is my Grandfather's Axe...
To be, the long, verbatim Pratchett quote is worth of a like on it's own.
Can I be the first to congratulate him?
No, Probably not, but he is none the less right on the money.
- One HUNDRED FAMOUS LADIES exposed NUDE online
- Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine
- Twitter: La la la, we have not heard of any NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES