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Bug hunter reveals Apple iTunes, Mac app store receipt deceit

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Re: Well someone has to...

I still laugh every time I see that.

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W3C's failed Do Not Track crusade tumbles to ad-blockers' Vietnam

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Mobile may yet save advertising. Briefly.

I've rather assumed that advertisers are just praying that we all shift to mobile and that rooting phones continues to be a pain in the proverbial. As an example, my own phone still sadly lacks adblock (and I very much feel that lack) but I keep being to root it so I can install adblock there. Others sharing my attitude may well be the saviour of the advertising industry, until that particular bubble bursts as rooting phones becomes more mainstream.

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Windows 10 in head-on crash with Nvidia drivers as world watches launch

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Timeliness

I would argue it was somewhat pedantic to complain about two days delay myself, regardless of your feelings as to the success of any given operating system. The article does repeat Microsoft's statement as to having fixed the issue. The issue being discussed is not the relative merits of Windows 10, but rather the risks of enforced updates, which could yet be removed from Windows 10.

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Helpful Nimble enhances NUKE THE LOT option on array control panel

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I had the self same thought

Originally 1950s slang from the London gay community meaning "Not Available For Fucking" apparently. Then uttered by princess Ann* when it was a popular colloquialism the origin of which was less well known.

*possibly. One of the princesses. I loose track.

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China wants to build a 200km-long undersea tunnel to America

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It'll finished first as well...

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The modest father of SMS, who had much to be modest about

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Isn't all engineering progress like this?

I've very rarely seen things turn out to be "one great man". One person has the idea. They run it past another who likes it but points out major flaws. They think some more, come up with a plan and give it to a team to implement, who notice the plan doesn't quite work and ask for permission to do it differently again....

That's how things have gone in my world anyway.

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Assange™'s emotional plea for asylum in France rejected

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Re: Wow - missed a word

Imagine Assange in Paris

I just sort of skipped a word and greatly improved that sentence. The rest of the comment still flows....

Imagine Assange living in Paris

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Apple's Swift creeps up dev language survey – but it's bad news for VB

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Stack overflow

I find stack overflow to be very varied actually. Certainly there are some questions on there to which the answer is read MSDN, but I've seen useful comparisons of different techniques on there as well as real world experience of using poorly documented libraries.

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Hide the HUD, say boffins, they're bad for driver safety

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Re: Cruise Control

The answer is cruise control :)

For those lucky bar stewards who have it. I've recently had hire vehicles (vans and cars) that have cruise control and I concur, it's great. It also makes it really obvious that many people don't have it, as they over take you only to drive slower than you \ need over taking until you get alongside when they speed up etc.

Sadly my own car (an elderly focus) lacks this luxury and it'll be staying that way until I finish the PhD....

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Vicious vandals violate voluminous Versailles vagina

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Gaint blue cock

1. The giant blue cock has gone.

2. What was wrong with it? How reverential do we need to be of our public spaces? It's only a sculpture, it's not like they painted all surrounding buildings red, white and blue.

Actually on the topic of the Queen's Vagina I confess the picture leaves me unconvinced,l but then it's only a picture - I suppose it could be better in person.

I would however argue that if you were sensitive on the topic of having your work vandalised, public sculpture design is not the job for you! People have been forever adding hats to, chopping noses off, otherwise miss treating (improving?) public art...

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DuckDuckGrow: Privacy search soars 600% after Snowden dumps

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DogPile

It was indeed dogpile, and until google came along it was my prefence of search engine as well.

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Did climate change scare off vegan dinos for millions of years? 'Yes'

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"we do not require much in the way of stability."

Which I believe is one of things that set us apart and led to our being here today - as we went to higher latitudes we started using cloths for example, though normal disclaimers, IANAA* etc. apply.

*I am not an anthropologist

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'Right to be forgotten' applies WORLDWIDE, thunders Parisian court

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Re: rewriting history

I tend to agreed, but the issue is then moved: who's court gets to decide something is libellous? Different people have very different standards for this and no one will of course agree to use anyone else's....

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Cops turn Download Festival into an ORWELLIAN SPY PARADISE

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The RFID braclets don't infact work

Projected to start working at 16:00 yesterday, I'm not on site (I assure you I wouldn't be on here if I was!) but all my friends there yesterday were moaning that more of the issued wristbands were faulty than not, with the replacement process due to start at 16:00.

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Sacré bleu! Parking machine labels French mayor ‘thieving bastard'

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The world needs more feux-français

"garçons en bleu" indeed!

Colour me amused, at this hour of a Friday.

I'd also argue that "requires a user name and password" as proof it was an insider is a little weak if it transpires the password is Password1

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SourceForge accused of shackling GIMP in kinky adware

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re: merrits of gimp

Gimp is pretty good, considering it's free. I wouldn't use it for pro-level graphic design, but, seemingly uniquely on the internet, I'm not actually a graphic designer for a living. My work does need me to chop things out of images occasionally, and it can do that competently.

Also note worthy in this line is UFRraw. Again, it's no lightroom, but I have a camera that's about 5 generations out of data (450D) and no one wants to pay me for my photos.

I'm well with those who wonder what purpose source forge fulfils in this day and age of github.

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GCHQ puts out open recruitment call for 'white hat' hackers

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Re: While the salary is attractive

Also, £28k for a fresh graduate is very different to £28k for a person who has done a few years work and has some marketable skills

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Tesla's battery put in the shade by current and cheaper kit

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Re: Kettles

...actually, I assume it's because in Brussels they don't fully understand the importance of a decent cup of tea. It's coffee or nothing there, if you are English.

(and no, I did not vote kipper)

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leaf-munching luddites

....which is exactly why I couldn't bring my self to vote for our own leaf-munching luddites.

Voting today really did make me feel dirty, but it has to be done.

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Smile! Brit transport plods turn bodycams on travelling public

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Re: Who is Kidding Who?

It is nationalised now: the EU said we had to stop giving Network Rail £11bn a year and pretending it was a separate company. After much sucking of teeth and realising that passengers weren't going to find and extra £11bn between them (nor were the Operating Companies) it was renationalised. Quietly without announcement I grant you, because that would be to admit privation had been less than a complete success, but none the less, network rail is once again part of the ministry of transport. The operating companies (and those they lease the trains from) remain private, but all the infrastructure is now public again.

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David Cameron 'guarantees' action on mobe not-spots. Honest

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Re: Maps

Indeed. It'd be good to see a non-fiction version though, the operator provided ones seem to be a figment of their imagination.

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'Use 1 capital' password prompts make them too predictable – study

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Re: Trust

I've gone for that approach, via lastpass, as such all my new passwords are now the maximum allowed length and support the maximum allowed range of characters. I let it import my old passwords and I'm changing them piecemeal.

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NINETY PER CENT of Java black hats migrate to footling Flash

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Re: Well that took a long time...

This leaves the interesting question of what happens when IoT companies go bust as well: do you have to bin your fridge if you got it from a company that goes bust? What about smaller companies? When the only software engineer leaves, the new guy takes over, can't do anything with the abysmal documentation left to him (don't pretend that's never happened, even if it shouldn't) he starts the new products from scratch, are they really going to keep patching old products though don't understand?

For that matter I've been involved in projects where by I've built something, then left and it's just been left working again in the smaller business sector. Do I get kept on retainer for the rest of my life? What happens if I left on bad terms? Don't have time? Changed industry completely?

Things that need patches for the rest of there working lives open the industry up to a entirely new range of interesting and exciting problems....

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Citroën C4 Cactus BlueHDi: A funky urban crossover

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Skirun access

Can definitely confirm that winter tyres will get you down snowy mountain roads from hotel to ski run.

Went skiing with a local in Italy and that is precisely what we did.

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Japan showcases really, really fast … whoa, WTF was that?!

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Re: ten centimeters

Upvoted purely for being interesting...

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Re: There was at least one shinkansen accidental fatality

Yes, I've sat through a few talks from Japan Rail, there are no accidents, so long as you count them exactly the right way. However it's still quite impressive - there's not been any deaths that can legally be blamed on them - no train crashes or such like.

Oh and I agree the Japanese have phones on trains sorted: you're not allowed to use them. Playing games (on silent) is ok and popular, but talking on the phone is not.

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Trading Standards pokes Amazon over 'libellous' review

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Re: Why has the seller not commented on the review?

That would seem to be the obvious course of action wouldn't it?

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WW2 German Enigma machine auctioned for record-breaking price

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Re: And should Cameron win...

The policeman with the sledge hammer will be better paid, briefly, until he's deemed to expensive and sacked?

(For clarity I'm firmly of view that the only man to enter parliament with honest intentions was guy fawkes and have no idea which particular bunch of bastards I'm going to vote for this time round, but I'm sure I'll feel soiled for having voted for them)

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Conservative manifesto: 5G, 'near universal' broadband and free mobes for PC Dixon

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Re: So.....

The problem is that the public at large have an IQ slightly lower than the square root of the dumbest person in the group. Given "the public" is a very large group with some very dumb people, so they may very well be right to treat them as complete half-wits, if not a little over generous.

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Intel and LG: Our new mobe cams COULDN'T CARE LESS about pixels

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<quote> Z3 compact </quote>

Have one and love the thing. I get 2 days of *my* average use out of the battery, 3 of very light 1 if I accidentally leave google maps open all day and the brightness on full (because I'm on holiday some where sunny. Rarely need to use that brightness here...)

Personal opinion and all that, but I quite like the thing.

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Google: Give us cash or we'll poke YouTube ads into your eyeballs

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Re: Indeed!

It is something adblock can do you will be pleased to learn.

If youtube do move to block adblock then I'll cheerfully stop using them - I don't watch much on there in any case. El reg on the other hand I always feel slightly guilty about adblocking, but there's no subscription here.

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Google cracks down on browser ad injectors after shocking study

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Re: Unwanted ad injectors aren't part of a healthy ads ecosystem

You have pretty much described my TV watching as it stands...

I do listen to commercial radio(kerarrang replacement services, what ever it calls it self), right until the first ad break, then it's time for radio 4 (or a CD, if the archers is on). News papers could be financed by an old fashioned method where by you give them money and they give you news.

</grumpy old man>

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Obama turns back on spooks: 'I'm on the side of strong encryption'

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Re: UK

What do you mean "Look Like"?

Scarcely before has there been a better definition of the phrase "Doesn't know socket from sodomy" than either of the party leaders. Nor it would seem any of the advisers such as they actually listen to - some one did let Cameron announce that he'd ban encryption after all....

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Free WiFi coming to UK trains ... in two years

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Re: The Size of My Package...

Sadly we're not as far from men with flags by way of contacting the controller as you'd like to think...

Actually that's not true. GSMR covers a lot, but not all of the railway, but any case this is like GSM but with LESS data provision, not more. It's far from 3G, much less 4G and certainly has nothing to spare for passengers wifi. In a lot of cases signallers know where trains are to the nearest track circuit, which whilst quite small near stations and junctions can be a couple of kilometres in the middle of nowhere. So nope. No excess of bandwidth to use, though ERMTS level 3 calls for it, that might be implemented by 2040 (yes. 2040. That's the time scales they work on. I know. It's mental)

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French minister: Hit Netflix, Google, Apple et al with bandwidth tax

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Re: Hey French film industry.

A niche industry producing far better films than anything to come out of Hollywood.

Intouchables is amazing! Really worth a watch and the world would be poorer without it.

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First look: Ordnance Survey lifts kimono on next-gen map app

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Second the view that their data is better than most

I (like I suspect many here) have used the landranger series of maps extensively for hiking \ holiday planning type things ever since school and have always found that if you ever start to suspect the map is wrong, you yourself are not in fact where you thought you were.

From an IT perspective though what's interesting is that they've tried hard to stay up to date with data formats - all there data is available in various linked \ open formats (RDF) which is quite pleasing. http://data.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/ is the portal for that.

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Zoinks! Is that Mystery Machine Apple's SELF-DRIVING FAMILY WAGON? You decide

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Re: There is one good reason why it will never work

...IF you haven't already built a rail infrastructure which doesn't have prevision for it.

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Developers, developers, developers! But WILL they support Windows 10?

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Re: Uh-oh...

I loved that when I was a kid!

It definitely gave me an interest in development

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Tat bazaar eBay confirms: THOUSANDS of workers will be AXED

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Re: Large singer required?

Small businesses who've yet to discover Amazon?

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Microsoft Outlook PENETRATED by Chinese 'man-in-the-middle'

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Re: Maybe this is where Theresa May has been getting her ideas

I'm not sure the joke icon was necessary there sadly: taking the generous view that her ideas don't come from a crack pipe, a survey of totalitarian regime "best practice" is the only other likely source.

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BILL GATES DRINKS 'boiled and treated' POO. Ah, 'delicious'

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Re: Well

May I remind you of a phrase from BOFH: "Downloading Brownware"

Seems suddenly appropriate.

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U wot? Silicon Roundabout set to become Silicon U-BEND

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venti soy caramel pumpkin mocha latte

Is that actually a thing?

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This 125mph train is fitted with LASERS. Sadly no sharks, though

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Re: Good, but not good enough

TRIME is an example of a project on in-service trains: it does requires cooperation between TOCs (southern in the case of TRIME) and Network Rail, but it can happen. TRIME is looking at the state of the third rail (which is used extensively in Southern's area). It uses laser displacement measures rather than highspeed cameras for that task, and much like the NMT is a "flag a fault and we send a man to look at it" type of system.

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I would just like to thank Simon for writing a very interesting article

The sort of thing I'd like to see more of.

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REVEALED: Apple fanbois are 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE' - iShop staff

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Re: Hold the presses...

Certainly as a teenager working in a supermarket, or later a bar populated by a)stockbrokers and b)pseudo gangsters there was no one I held in great contempt than the customers. Apart from possibly the management, depending on who had screwed up most egregiously that day.

I've since discovered academia to be the way and the light way; neither management nor customers!

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Auntie hires API firm to manage new online BBC Store

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Completely ignoring the finance and fairness discussions

Does anyone know if they're using Web Service Modelling Ontology for this?

I quick glance suggests that might be compatible with apigee's interests. Certainly solving your problems with linked data \ ontologies is an area in which the BBC are very much leading the way and providing some useful examples for the rest of us. It would be good to see a British corporation investing in this area.

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Re-light my diode: Trio of boffins scoop physics Nobel for BLUE LEDs

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Re: Beware of seemingly low-cost gifts

Another related issue with stage lighting, even the better units, is the amount they leak to earth. I'm no expert on the electrical design of LED dimmers (it's PWM and black magic) but it seems the most common way to design them involves dumping a lot of noise to earth. This in turn plays merry hell with RCD's - it looks to them like current leakage and they trip. Fine if you're supplying your own distribution, or have a guy like Elmer Phuds friend who can make arrangements for you, but when you show up at a hotel \ conference centre with everything on 30ma trips it can provide an extra problem to worry about.

Whilst we're at it, a more lighting designer rant: only the very best units provide decent colour rendering and skin tones - cheapy RGB units look horrid as front light, but still seem to turn up there, when cheap traditional halogens would do a far better job.

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Marriott fined $600k for deliberate JAMMING of guests' Wi-Fi hotspots

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Re: A small step in the right direction

Universities in the UK tend to be picky about what connects to them over wired networks at least - authorized mac addresses only. Over the WIFI however that's been dropped some time between when I was an under-grad and going back to do a phd - the wireless is set up so as to be very separate to the wired, but anyone with a valid (active directory) credentials on the university network can use it. Via gift of eduorome this applies to other universities as well.

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Rockall batters plucky Brit adventurer

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Re: Just how inedible are seabirds really?

It appears to be debatable, but we claim it and no one else seems prepared to argue. It'd probably keep lawyers off the streets for some time if anyone were to try and prosecute....

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