* Posts by theModge

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British unis mull offshore EU campuses in post-Brexit vote panic

theModge

Ghent has a fantastic reputation in the very small specific area that interests me (Ontologies for Railways, since you didn't ask) and, having been there, is a really nice vibrant young city, much nicer than Brussels for a start. I don't know about the undergraduate side but all the academics and post grads speak embarrassingly flawless English, along side Flemish and French.

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ROBO-PLOD! 'Droid snatches scumbag's shotgun in standoff

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Re: Perhaps it's a north american term

I used to do IT for a UK based landscaping firm and learnt the term there - they were occasionally asked to build such things to block noise (possibly from roads, I forget).

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Post-Brexit UK.gov must keep EU scientists coming, say boffins

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It gets worse

Research Fellows and other early career researchers are often on fairly short contracts, often as little as 4 months. That means that for those already jumping through the visa hoops have to reapply every for 4 months (some rationalities can't have working visas longer than their contracts) with the stress and above all else cost that entails. That they continue to put up with this never ceases to amaze me - if I was in the shoes of my Chinese colleges I'd have left long ago. If the same applied to EU researchers I can't help but assume a proportion of them would leave and that would hit my research group very hard.

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VW Dieselgate engineer sings like a canary: Entire design team was in on it – not just a few bad apples, allegedly

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Re: low NOX for stop-start and low speed driving

This would seem sensible: when the regulations were draw up they represented a clear choice: we will emit more C02 in exchange for less NOX; it's a trade off, one or the other if you reduce NOX you make the engine less efficient and thus more fuel and carbon is needed. One could put forward a convincing argument that because VW cheated they did the global environment a favour, they merely made the local environment in built up area's a lot worse.

Also re:bus emissions, I (just, last week) saw a bus that claimed to be euro compliant.

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Dropbox apologies for clunky administrator account access on Macs

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They don't infact need the permissions that much

A previous article on the same blog:

Discusses the process he went through before coming public with the details, including telling drop box and running successfully the software with permissions disabled for four months attempting to use every feature.

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The next Bond – Basildon or Bass-Ass? YOU decide

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Re: Could be a nice earner for some (female) Olympians

Sean Cannery was acting?

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Cake is a made up drug

I can't hear Basildon Bond without thinking of the Brass eye episode around cake....

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London's Francis Crick Institute will house 1,250 cancer-fighting boffins

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Re: funding

I do research in an admittedly less vital area (data integration for railways) and we too are loosing money and people quite rapidly. Given that one of the people forced to leave research and work in industry (on a European funded project that can't easily be cut) was my girl friend I find this is quite annoying.

The question is: how much do I like Ghent? it seems a nice city and the uni there has a strong line in this area....

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'Daddy, what's a Blu-ray disc?'

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Re: quality..

http://theadvancedaudiophile.tk/

http://www.pwbelectronics.co.uk/product/cream/cream.html

It's a cream. To make your hifi sound better. Worse still I can find no evidence it is a spoof Someone has reinvented snake oil sales for the 21st century.

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£1m military drone crashed in Wales after crew disabled anti-crash systems – report

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It's almost as if the purpose of the design wasn't to make the best possible drone

rather to roger the tax payer for as much money as possible and still deliver "something"

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London's 'automatic' Tube trains suffered 750 computer failures last year

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Re: So what's the message here, then ??

Indeed, there is an argument that whilst the grim north still has buses on rails (class 142) then digging more admittedly useful but very expensive tunnels can't be too high a priority!

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The key advantage of ATO wasn't covered

Simply you can have more trains on the same tracks. Which in a country where building railway lines is near impossible (because there is always someone's house in the way) is pretty much essential. Cross rail for example will have to be ATO in the tunnels just in order as to achieve 20 trains per hour, though for reasons of us implementing such things at a geological pace,it will revert to conventional signalling above ground.

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Idiot flies drone alongside Flybe jet landing at Newquay Airport

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Re: MALWARE ALERT!

your_mortgage_payments.rar is downloaded upon opening this article!

Not with adblock it isn't.

Can I now feel slightly less guilty about adblocking a site I like?

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Hitler ‘ransomware’ offers to sell you back access to your files – but just deletes them

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Das ist ein Test

Could be Germans, but I use that phrase as a test all the time simply because "Test 123" gets old very quickly - it's not exactly the hardest to guess phrase in the language. I'd always assumed I was spelling it wrong - I've never studied German.

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Milk IN the teapot: Innovation or abomination?

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Extracts the flavor better though. Some on the tannins stay put in the leaves until it's properly hot. 86 degree half arsed efforts are ok for not-really-tea, but proper English Breakfast needs boiling water.

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Avnet sees Dätwyler's bid for Raspberry Pi slinger, raises to £868m

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The farnell group, who can be used more or less inter-chanagably at least from within UK universities includes:

  • Farnell
  • OneCall
  • Elment14
  • CPC

Who sometimes still manage to compete with each other on price! None the less they have same back end systems. I'm not sure quite to what extent they'll technically the same company - it's complex I know that.

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Get it whilst the pounds worthless

Tourists will be bringing FTSE 250 companies home as a souvenir if this goes on much longer!

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Gullible Essex Police are now using junk science lie detectors

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trial by ordeal

As the Sir Terry (RIP) said:

"They only adopted trail by lawyer because they discovered it was worth than trail by ordeal"....

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Re: Prior Art?

Quite a few years back indeed, I commend your memory. Still good episode. Though I'd at least have used hes_lieing.pptx for the detector....

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Heart Internet goes TITSUP again

theModge

No need; SNAFU is the perfect tool for that job.

Situation Normal; All Fucked Up

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Shocker: Computer science graduate wins a top UK political job

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PPE in PPE

You're all missing the real point: some one has created a twitter account dedicated to graduates of PPE, wearing PPE. This is possibly the most amuse thing I've heard since someone said BoJo was in charge of the foreign office....

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Nukeware: New malware deletes files and zaps system settings

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Only the ones too stubborn to heed good advice.

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The Great Brain Scan Scandal: It isn’t just boffins who should be ashamed

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Re: You missed the key study in this area

Got an IgNoble in neuroscience in 2012, too.

That I did not know, but very well deserved none the less.

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You missed the key study in this area

Some one put a dead salmon in an fMRI scanner and showed it lots of pictures, then ran some statistical tools and found trends in the data, too prove that the statistical tools could come up with false positives.

http://prefrontal.org/files/posters/Bennett-Salmon-2009.pdf

I believe it's an open secret in the neuro imaging community that a) you need to be careful with the tools b) not everyone is. It's just another tool. You can make scary pictures with a microscope too....

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HR botches redundancy so chap scores year-long paid holiday

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Re: Private sector

God yes. I've worked in both and the public sector far from has a monopoly on pissing money up against a wall.

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Euro Patent Office prez's brake line cut – aka how to tell you're not popular

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Ironically it's our unsackable, senile, old boys who provide the sanity the UK's political system....

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G4S call centre staff made 'test' 999 calls to hit performance targets

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Re: 'Game Theory'

It would be nice if they were picked by someone who knew that though wouldn't it?

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Re: Targets Vs Cost

Padding is actually a field in the time table definition or rather public arrival time and arrival time are two different fields, to allow for this.

Whilst we're talking about Birmingham New Street and improbable time tables the cross city line, between fiveways and new street can't actually meet it's timetable with the rolling stock it's got. For reasons I forget it was easier to leave it this way and let it make up the time later in the journey than it was to change it.

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Re: Targets Vs Cost

The only way to fix that is focusing the penalty system on throughput of people in relative comfort (read: having a seat), but that would require someone actually admitting that that is a problem. Not going to happen, I think..

There's plenty of people within the rail industry who care about such things, the problem is that change happens that a pace that makes geology look positively frantic.

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Surrey teen charged over Mumsnet hack attack

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Re: SWATing

Indeed, one hopes the chances of getting killed by British police called to a fake emergency are still nil

Unless you have a sun tan and a beard or are, say, an electrician, from Brazil.

Though I must certainly concur that taking out mumsnet was indeed a service.

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The underbelly of simulation science: replicating the results

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Re: Science is in need of corrective action

On a website which must be maintained for at least 5 years after the project completes is a funding condition for a lot of work we do. It tends, realistically to stay up for longer than that because a) people get attached to there projects or the inverse happens and b) people move to entirely different fields and forget there projects exist. This means that you get to learn exactly how long a website can go without maintenance (years. many many years. IT will notice when someone finds a hole in and starts exploiting it, then the search the for guilty will commence, only to find they left years ago...)

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UK needs comp sci grads, so why isn't it hiring them?

theModge

I quite concur with your point 4: I too had to do a selection of pointless modules aimed at improving employability, which failed so to do.

But as @Jon Massey also said above, I'm not convinced we do need millions of computer scientists. Some, yes. Many software engineers and a whole panoply of "IT types" in various guises, very few of which actually need to be computer scientists.

Of course technologies go out of date rapidly, however, I would suggest that a *good* course would teach skills that can be applied regardless of the technology employed.

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It should be a crime to install spyware on phones, thunders Plaid Cymru MP

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At least she's thinking sensibly about the problems

Which is more than can be said for the home secretary. I'm not sure I agree with her conclusions - they seem to broad and easily abused - but at the very least she is thinking about it.

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Investigatory Powers Bill: As supported by world's most controlling men

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Tried writing to my local MP (Gisela Stuart) about it.

She was as less use than a Braille sundial.

I got back a very long reply, but forwarded from home office, without her reading it. The letter I sent was in good time before the vote beseeching her to vote against and she apparently didn't read most of it - decided it was about this and forwarded a standard response. She abstained and didn't even take the trouble to lie about her reasons for so doing.

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Panama Papers graph database cracked open for world+dog

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Re: "curated information"

The absence almost complete of American's is enough to cause some head scratching as well. Are they all really super keen to pay tax?

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Czech Republic to rebrand

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Re: This is not rebranding

Upvoted for being informative...

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Re: Will the Czechs change their name to Czechians?

Part of their concern is sounding too much like Chechen's.

...Which apart from the practical difficulties might cause Russia to invade. again.

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You won't believe this, but… nothing useful found on Farook iPhone

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Re: It's time for government in general to stop being weasels (UK version)

Over this side of the pond were an entire party to resign en masse and be replaced by honest candidates and get in (none of these things are going to happen) then it STILL wouldn't make any difference because the civil service here can be mighty obstinate when they don't get their way and thus we'd still be governed by the same people.

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The future of Firefox is … Chrome

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A side note about Thunderbird

Thunderbird may indeed be the ugly step child at Mozilla, but to me at least it offers all the necessary functionally of outlook, much more efficiently. Granted, outlook integrates nicely with office, but I've never missed that in thunderbird. No one else has made a client to rival it (that I'm aware of any way). So it does then annoy me greatly that no one at Mozilla seems interested in it's continued development. Yes I realise since it's open source the thing to do is for ME to take it forward, but my spare time right now is currently not adequate for that task.

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Aluminum-wrapped robbers fail to foil bank

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...and they were undoubtedly immigrants

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Adobe preps emergency Flash patch for bug hackers are exploiting

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Re: Flash Flushed

Flash is now only needed for live streaming and some of the random embedded stuff on the wider bbc site, iPlayer on demand can be Html 5, if you opt in to the Beta using the link below.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/html5

It's very good for a beta, I've not looked back.

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'Panama papers' came from email server hack at Mossack Fonseca

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Re: yeah yeah

I'm of the opinion, as ill informed as everyone else's, that the US data is being held back for later release not to protect someone and that the aim is just to create a bigger story.

Of course if this doesn't happen, then I'm wrong and I'd be inclined to agree that it looks mighty suspicious. We can but wait and see.

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Brits rattle tin for 'revolutionary' hydrogen-powered car

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Re: Super capacitors are a good touch

I know what I *mean*. Just not what I actually said, obviously.

Just when I thought I'd mastered lose\loose I find a whole new area to fuck up....

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Super capacitors are a good touch

Most energy from regenerative breaking lands up getting thrown away otherwise: batteries simply can't take the charge as fast as a vehicle under braking generates it, so horrendous proportions of the energy are lost. A combination of batteries and super capacitors is better yet: the capacitors will be full well before the vehicle finishes breaking; they can offload that slowly to a battery so as to have room for the next time the vehicle breaks (say vehicle goes 60mph -> 40, coast, 40-20, coast, 20->0. obviously if you accelerate hard in between the advantage is negated.) Exactly this fuel cell \ capacitor \ battery malarkey is used in a random research project from Birmingham uni: http://www.birmingham.ac.uk/alumni/news/items/2012/10/Oct-University-builds-the-countrys-first-hydrogen-powered-train.aspx

Don't get me wrong, a car with a top speed of 60 and no luggage space is as much use to me as an umbrella on a submarine, but still I like the idea.

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UK Home Office seeks secret settlements over unlawful DNA retention

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Re: Not surprised

Are you suggesting that, as is so often the case in the UK, we are in fact protected by from our government by it's own incompetence?

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They care enough to promise to opt us out of the Human Rights Act.

It's just that the care about removing them, not upholding them, that's all.

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You can't dust-proof a PC with kitchen-grade plastic food wrap

theModge

People sell sealed box, ip-rated, heat sink only no fans jobs for truly industrial applications. They cost a fortune and the spec isn't great, but they come with ip rated connectors for everything and can be configured with sensible cards for industrial applications (rs485 outputs or whatever).

To make them even more expensive you can have them certified for use on the railways and add GPS cards. They will however survive Armageddon (and have the option to be battery powered).

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Police create mega crime database to rule them all. Is your numberplate in it? Could be

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Brought foward the day after an attack it wouldn't have prevented

The lack of subtly bringing this up the day after yet another terror attack it wouldn't have prevented is outstanding. Not only would this be very limited use in Brussels (the city has excellent public transport) but they are still taking advantage of the climate of fear it produced. Managing both not to help and being put forward as a solution. Brilliant.

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Re: Deja vu? - wrong title

The title you required was Deja mu: the feeling you've heard this bull before

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Too Naked for the Nazis streaks to literary glory

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Re: Reading from Behind: A Cultural History of the Anus.

A place equally famous for it's Hunt.

Not a lot of people know that's rhyming slang. Berkshire Hunt. Berk.....

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