Posts by Steven Pepperell
41 posts • joined Saturday 16th June 2007 09:36 GMT
@Food by Sail
Yar....I be thinking this is a great idea. Cause once again being a pirate would be a valuable career choice. Away from all these pesky ninjas!
Mines the one with the 2 pistols and the cutlass, and yes thats my parrot drinking all the rum.
Posted in Bic punts 'disposable' pre-charged phone
Well...
...Hopefully this will differ from their razors and wont rip the face off you.
Heart because using bic's results in blood loss
Posted in Apple iPhone 3G
The video review would of been so much better......
...if his beard was set on fire. Goateess can be good, or like this guy they can be teh spawn of satan himself.
Also WTF is this doing on the Reg. Im a proud reader of El Reg, but guys and gals we dont want a review buy some halfwit gadget show host. We want the full on technical orgy that only a geek review can give.
Mind you wouldnt never think about buying it anyway.
Paris, cause when she does a video you get what you want...
Posted in Asda declares baby's arse 'pornographic'
To be fair...
would you eat a cake with a big arse on it?
Frankly...
....take there latops off them. We all pay for them to have second houses so they can be close to 'the office' so make them bloddy go there to work instead! as last they cant leave a desktop on the train!.
Wouldnt of happen with John Prescott......he'd have eaten it first.
Optional extras
Hellfires anybody?
Mines the one with the minigun ammo in the pocket
@Sigh, perspective, etc.
I completely agree mate,
Just one minor point tho.. regarding smuggling stuff into Britian.....do you know how much heroin gets shipped here every day!
STOP Dont do drugs kids
$135 a barrel...
...and thats cutting me own throat
Wait a sec this is 2008....where is my damn hoverboard!!!!!
Joining Virgle is looking very appealing right now
Posted in Life a mess? The Moderatrix can help
@Chirpy Breakfast Companion
'no'
'ah, so your a waffle man!!!'
@Looks Good
with grep and sed and htop so it looks pretty while is curning away.
its cool
cause we wont need cars anyway cause soon we will be the oxen pulling the cart of our lizard lords and masters.
BOW DOWN!!!!!!
Killware 2.5
...is shareware we HIGHLY suggest to give us $20000 by paypal if you like this program....you do like the program DON'T YOU!
Posted in No sense of humour? Avoid Bootnotes
IT angle thing..
If anybody ever wonder where the IT angle is just remember due to the nature of angles....they're all around us
mines the one at 90º
Paris cause she spends most of her life at 180º and the rest in degrees of stupidity
@Damian Gabriel Moran
I was going to say use Links but thought somebody would mistake it for something else. I was wrong, theres always one.
Black Helichopers, cause Damian the pun police are after you! :P
Posted in Tengu - the PC pal
How...
incredibly s1ht is that. at least usb missle launchers are fun. this thing is just pointless
Paris cause shes more useful
One way to be safe from flash exploits
Use Lynx!
No ads!
Works with El Reg!
What else do you need!
Posted in Sharpcast syncs PCs, Macs and mobiles
Re: "PCs"
I would love to hear how you worked this out.
Paris cause even she knows a PC can run Linux
Dong Energy
I suppose there British version would be Johnson and Johnson
Coat, That'll be the Columbo style mac please
Posted in Blunkett gets another job
@Dog column?
"He also has a column in The Sun alongside his guide dog."
"What does his guide dog write about?"
Life with Blunkett I would imagine, the sites that dog must of seen, I dont envy it.
Posted in HP goes octal with workstations
@ Colonel Zander
yeah totaly dude. Imagine what this could do in Linux ( Peace :P)
Posted in Ian McKellen keen to reprise Gandalf
Driving Instructor
Just had a thought that Gandalf would make a brilliant driving instuctor for neds/chavs
"YOU SHALL NOT PASSSS!!!!"
@Alan
"I don't think you realise how many artics it takes to keep just one supermarket going for a week"
Yeah, wouldn't need many if we got rid of 75% of cars. as i could only buy 2 bags of shopping cause i would have to carry them on to the bus. plus it would currently take me 3 buses and about an hour to get to said supermarket in the first place.
Or i could drive......
I use the train when i can but public transport is useless in my area so i need to drive to the train station. My thoughts normally go to de-privatising buses and trains but with our current government im not so sure that's a good idea...
However if sombody starts a petition on removing show off 4x4's (not defenders, but hulking big BMW's with low profile tyres, which are really good when you hit mud honest :-E and that just to ship little Johnny to school cause its all of 2 mins down the road, yes i walked to school and my legs havnt fallen off YET!).....continues have a mutley moment
Posted in AOL axes another 2,000 jobs
AOfull...
I do feel sorry for the employees being laid off is crap.....but so are AOL
but...
where is the add on minigun turret? or space marine esk armor?
Posted in Canonical and VMware team on mini-Ubuntu
Sound like...
a excuse to order more hardware on the El Reg petty cash if you ask me......good job
@@Irritating..
"yet I was here at 3am ringing up an Indian bloke to exchange 48-digit codes at a sluggish pace "
"Could you please enlighten me what exactly is wrong with the bloke being Indian here?"
Nothing wrong being Indian, lots wrong with hiring anybody with a heavy accent on a english helpline. Plus tbh the M$ call center dont do anything, you could tell them that you've copied the cd so many times you changed your name to Mr Warez FTW and they would still say "ok sir thats been activated for you...(cont. script)"
Posted in Acer countersues HP in PC patent row
well done
on the flowchart, but i do have one question
Where was the iPhone, or even Paris Hilton WITH a iPhone?
Joking aside more of this kinda thing, how knows whats next BOFH the comic
Posted in Apple emasculates the iPhone
i Joke
What did the Mexican buy from the Apple store....
A iiiPod
The bit at the end
sounds rather alot like discworld, I take it El Reg are fans
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discworld_(world)
maybe im getting the wrong end of the stick
But if somebody asks me to buy software with ads in it they can fluck off, everyday M$ turn me into a bigger Linux user.
The simple fact is PEOPLE HATE ADS and at M$'s prices why should we put up with them. I don’t care if there of interest to me because I can bet there not going to be. If im interested in buying something I go looking for it. For example no matter how many ads I see for vista im not going to buy it cause its crap
While where talking about ads El Reg, what with all the smut filled ads on your page lately, im supposed to be able to read this site at work. Without getting fired!
Woah!!!
Ladies and Gents,
It’s perfectly simple; make it into something like this http://www.jalipo.com/epg/
Make sign up based on licences (ie no licence no account) this mean DRM isn’t needed
Cross compatible
Fast
No huge downloads
well...
if my son bought a mac i would dis-own him as well :P j/k
Posted in US man flies 193 miles in deckchair
To give the guy his dues
Its got fluckload more leg room than easyjet :P
amanfromMars
are you on crack?
mmm....
3 Barbers and a baby
To baldly go..
Bury me in a Y shape coffin
Crazy 2 (For real)
Posted in 3 adds video to the Groove
yeah but...
seems like a rip off to me. your could get a very much more enjoyable and longer lasting starbucks for that. Do they charge you data rate to download it as well?
