Posts by Ageless Stranger
30 posts • joined Monday 31st October 2011 16:39 GMT
...eating baked goods for breakfast with ultrasonic tags...
Crunchy!
Posted in Jokes of no more than 2 lines
What's the definition of faith?
Something you wash with thoap
Re: Surely this is all recorded
I don't see how, the wayback machine started in 2002
Re: For anyone who wants to hear the sound of a male Gelada
or simply listen to any song by Justin Bieber
missing link between human speech and monkey chatter
Teenagers?
My wedding ring
was ancient and cursed
Re: The ability-
It's vital if you are blind and would rather not wipe your arse with pringles
Re: Shakespere to the rescue
I'm sure they could knock out a new (better) version of windows in half the time it would take to write a sonnet.
What if you are too lazy to pick up the remote?
Will there be a remote for the remote?
I can see this getting recursive.
Posted in Facebook tests paid post promotion
Theres a better way to tell your friends
Tell your friends, that's it, it's simple, effective and more importantly FREE!
Posted in Ape Apps help Orangutans talk to people
42
How many times have the apes selected this number?
This story is exactly one month too late
nuff said
Posted in Basic instinct: how we used to code
running into a shop and typing
10 print "Program: Elite 2"
20 randomize usr 1310
on a spectrum, leaving the confused shop keep thinking Elite 2 is out
Posted in US doc finally fingers elusive G-spot
Re: Is it only dead women..
And feminists too (apparently)
Posted in Ten... eight-bit classic games
Where was Jet Set Willy
Surely that was the pinnacle of Speccy gaming?
Posted in Life on Mars found – in 1976
Thanks El Reg!
I now have a David Bowie ear worm, you have ruined my weekend
Support will end?
How many times have they come up with this line? I'll believe it when Ronald McDonald is prime minister!
Playmobil or it didnt happen
Will it be running on a ZX spectrum?
...and are we as honest tax paying citizens expected to foot the bill for the exquisite random number generator?
Re: Not for the squeamish
They are called politicians. A name formed from the root words poly - meaning many and ticks - which are these so called blood sucking insects.
Oooh oooh! I'm so excited, I've got to get myself one of...oh look doughnuts!
All she said was "would you like a job blowing this? It's too hot"
Apparently.
The answer to time travel
88 mph
Everyone knows that...
Posted in Half of Britain now owns a smartphone
Owning a smartphone does not make the average brit smarter
...however they seem to think it does...
He saw a google fondeslab
Maybe someone playing with the latest Android OS caught his eye......
