154 posts • joined 25 Oct 2011
Re: Real coding!
Perhaps there is some non-standard stuff before the partition table, or something missing.. Try photorec which looks for stuff on corrupted disks: it might find the start of something usable.
Re: ...workers could hire and fire their doctors.
"The Great Unwashed"
"Last March, the US announced that it would work towards a multi-stakeholder model of governance by autumn next year."
"The Commission will also want to talk about future funding for the IGF secretariat, whose mandate runs out in 2015 and which relies on voluntary funding."
Let's review this in, say, ten months. No? You won't exist then? Pity.
Wire Terminations Re: Its OK, I have a Samsung...
In my experience, poor terminations are the most dangerous. Thin wire will distribute the dissipation along the cable; a break in thin copper midway will soon burn itself out, but, I expect, without setting fire to the insulation; a termination tends to be where more substantial conductors can withstand more current and temperature rise (1). It is too easy to crimp badly and then hide the mess in a block of plastic.
(1) c.f. arc welding
How the mighty are fallen Re: Thanks, El Reg
I remember HP being the proud manufacturers of electronic test equipment, always our first choice. HP 8640, anyone? (1) And then they chose to split their business: The old and thoroughly reputable test equipment side got a new name, Agilent (we resented it bitterly); The burgeoning PC and printer side retained the Hewlett Packard name.
So it is ironic (2) that their hardware (or some of it) is cheap and poor quality. Sigh.
(1) If you don't know what one of these is, you're too young. But that's my point.
(2) It is also ironic that I can't do colour here. Or did Proud Mr Bronze Badge miss something?
Re: The problem is
The problem is that the media is generally painting this as "brown people far away" while ignoring the growing number of British citizens travelling out there to join ISIS...
Government policy and the media narrative are threatened by this video. People might start to think something other than what they're meant to think.
Well, that makes sense. But how about looking at it like this:
"They" must know that prohibiting viewing the video will make people watch it all the more. So that would mean that "they" are not afraid of it. Perhaps it is preferred that people associate evil with extremism, rather than with "brown people far away" or Muslims at home. Or is that too sensible?
(I've been trying out theories of reverse psychology quite a lot today. I think I'll go and lie down.)
Re: Science is about how, religion is about why.
That's always what I say.
Re: heard similar please before
grab the phone and throw it away
I was so going to say that!
That was the solution most people wished they had the courage to go for when we were first annoyed by antisocial use of mobiles in e.g. trains.
Re: Perl ... that actually is the sourcecode
Perl pwned my eyeballs. It took a bloody good surgeon two days to unscramble my retina.
Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim...
...scrubbing the floor with Ajax and Vim (1)
And that is about as much reference to vim as I got in the article. Crushing disappointment.
(1) Enough with the duck pond: this is the version I learned at my Grandma's knee.
@AC convicted monopolist ... lock-in, reducing freedom ... accused of ballot stuffing
Eadon? Is that You?
Scary invisible rays
This reminds me of the joke played on freshmen in my college. A note was placed in each of our pigeon-holes advertising a new technique for marking serial numbers on bicycles, using nuclear radiation. This was to be provided free, as were the lead-lined underpants that should be used when riding the bicycles during the initial stage, when the radiation had not died down to a safe level. We were to apply to the Porter's Lodge: the Porters showed a range of emotions, ending with hilarity and derision.
At least those precautions would have been effective but unnecessary, rather than ineffective and unnecessary.
Re: once you are IN a big company the focus isn't on the degree any more
When you have A-levels, people take less interest in your O-levels (1).
When you have a degree, and apply for a job, people take less interest in your A-levels.
When you apply for a job, they ask "what have you been doing these last few years?"
Seems fair to me.
(1) showing my age here, but you know what I mean
Re: a three year course in Hair Care
Someone once challenged a history undergraduate to show that his degree was useful. Whereas the study of history does benefit society (1), I chose to point out that "useful" studies should earn that description by improving society's quality of life, like having the opportunity of studying e.g. history.
But a degree in hair care is just taking the mick.
(1) but a history degere is probably less useful in IT
Re: concept of a degree has been watered down
Decades ago, the idea was that undergraduates studied what interested them, and that their supervisor nudged some of their activities to maintain sanity. I have a degree in engineering, but that kind of subject requires so much specific teaching that there is hardly any room for striking out on your own. So really my course should not have been called a degree. It was exactly what I wanted, but not really a degree in the old sense.
Naturally, the polytechnics abandoned their title because they clearly offered the same teaching as universities.
And so now we have more and more apprentice schemes. That strikes me as always having been a good idea. It is a great pity, however, that companies need to tempt apprentices with the opportunity of getting what is called a degree: they are keeping degrees watered down.
(Icon for subject matter as much as for my pedantry.)
Hang on a minute
If the no poaching pact was done for profit, and if it succeeded, then the shareholders got more value not less. Why would they cut off their own noses?
Or perhaps the pact had run its course, and was generating less money (but how can anyone know that?). Then it might be good to be first in the queue suing for compensation.
Sorry, that's a bit cynical.
Re: Big Data Prophets
As for the Big Data Prophets, whereas I can see they want some Big Data to play with, I don't know how they will afford that much data. Perhaps it's all Wizard of Oz, smoke and mirrors, the Big Data TV Evangelists asking for investment, but for ill-specified returns.
(I think the storage vendors will be among those who are hoping for sales of satellite images, rather than those paying for the images themselves.)
Re: Who says they can?
Of course! The main customer is the military, but the company is allowed to make a little more money by selling data elsewhere, and the military will probably want a discount.
What's the point
I'm struggling to think of uses for this resolution, apart from military ones. There's also the refresh rate to specify. And who will pay for a licence to use it?
I've found something by the Earth Imaging Journal: oil, gas or mineral exploration will pay good money for images, and the higher resolution is good for the required detailed analysis. But otherwise, who will pay lots of money for these:
Geological studies, cliff erosion. 1m, monthly or less frequent
Geological studies, glacier movement. >1m, yearly
Animal population distribution. 1m but possibly less, monthly or yearly
Weather. >10m, daily
Policing (environmental): mining, settlement, building, deforestation. 1m, yearly or more frequent
Policing safety concerns: oil spills, toxic waste, fires. <10m, weekly (or more frequent?)
Policing: mass graves/genocide. <1m, monthly
Left your tin hat on the coat stand? Rookie mistake.
I'll get my coat, and yours.
Leave my jargon alone
"...and matches the emulator model exactly – modulo yield faults – so you can develop the model on the emulator and then download it to the chip for real-time use..."
x mod y < y
So there is something worth having that is less than the number of yield faults?
"...and matches the emulator model exactly – minus yield faults – so you can develop the model on the emulator and then download it to the chip for real-time use..."
But, then again: “Words strain, Crack and sometimes break, under the burden, Under the tension, slip, slide, perish, Decay with imprecision, will not stay in place, Will not stay still.”
And back to Eeyore mode.
@Dan 55 Re: I'm too busy with El Reg all day
(And an upvote)
I used to joke about these things along with the best of them: "just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you". But having seen symptoms of psychosis, too close for comfort, it's too painful for me. The rest of you carry on.
Various things can trigger it, e.g. stress and drugs, so it is easier to point to the drugs than twitter, especially the marijuana in this case.
Whereas the psychiatrists investigated whether she had a history of psychosis in her family, I should have expected them to check for other mental illnesses with milder symptoms, because they also are indicative of risk.
And yet I recall the case of some psychiatrists who wanted to prove the inadequacy of diagnosis in mental hospitals. They presented themselves as schizophrenic, acting out the symptoms, and were duly admitted. Later, they played their hand as intended, and challenged the institution for having misdiagnosed. And so they proved their point. But, having behaved in a certain way, they had actually become schizophrenic, and had to undergo treatment themselves.
So bad behaviour can make you mentally ill. You must decide for yourselves whether Twitter is healthy.
Mary had a little lamb ...
... the doctors were surprised
There's an Asimov story that pre-dates the Macroscope by 13 years: The Dead Past, Asimov, where being able to see and hear anything in the past, including only 1 second ago, has devastating implications for everyone's privacy.
(Not that I'm casting aspersions on The Macroscope: I'd not heard of it, and now I want to read it.)
Re: Insufficient data
MATLAB?! I've heard MATLAB referred to as "FORTRAN meets APL in car crash", but my point is that it is useful (very very useful) to prove an algorithm but not as quick as "proper code". (Oh, and it does very pretty graphics for little effort.)
So I wonder what 2 hours would come down to.
@The last doughnut Re: Er....
I thought that the laser technique required a splitter, sending one ray via the moving surface (window), and then combining them, and looking at the intensity of the combined rays. The phase modulation is thus recovered, but you clearly need some very stable fixings for the laser, the splitter, the combiner, etc. And anyway, every time a lorry goes by everything will move and the wanted signal will be drowned out.
That's one seriously difficult technique.
When it really matters:
"No connection, no breach"
Re: Same idiots as
Unnecessary instructions have been noted before.
"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
—The toothpick instructions that annoyed Wonko
Meteors (slightly off topic)
Why does everyone say "meteoric rise"? Meteors fall, crash and burn (1). Not necessarily in that order. So we should say Samsung are becoming more meteoric, not less.
(1) Hence icon
Accident waiting to happen
If the food chain were precarious, then a meteor is only one option to topple the dinosaurs. It doesn't sound like luck to me.
See "Foundation", Asimov, (and even "The End of Eternity") for theories of things taking their course in spite of perturbations. In that sense, perhaps the end of the dinosaurs was inevitable.
Re: King Cnut
No: the king was making it plain that the flattery of the courtiers was getting out of hand. "So you think I can stop the waves themselves?"
Let's pick some other delusional character.
"Open and secure"
That takes a bit of unpacking, but I still think there is some muddled thinking there.
Perhaps he is trying to emulate G K Chesterton's style where the paragraph finishes with a witty apparent paradox as a summary. Unfortunately, there was no closely argued paragraph to summarize.
Re: TV Tax
<rant>And I feel bound to point out that I pay for all channels funded by advertisements, even if I watch no TV ever anywhere.</rant>
Sorry: that was a bit off-topic.
ASICs are unfashionable because it requires an accurate market assessment, a lot of development up front, and there is a risk of an extra design iteration blowing your budget. If you get it right, there are enviable space and power savings, and performance improvements. Much incremental development goes for the low risk quick win.
Voiding the computer
Made me think of what else is "voided". As in "When I read the anti-porn-enforcement email, I voided myself". And then my computer.
Perhaps the judge (1) wanted to fine the company because he detested the business, but this was the only way to do it.
(1) This may apply to other people who helped in the prosecution.
Where to apply the electrodes
Which way is the flow of energy?
(PS: I know the title is a mis-quote)
@AC: "no reason to upgrade"
I was going to say that keeping XP alive can only hold back PC sales, surely? (I think this takes your point on a bit, rather than disagreeing with it.)
Based on these ideas:
1) I expect that, if the typical PC owner cannot use XP any more, then he might buy another PC, even if some people can actually make Win7 run on a lesser PC.
2) There must be many PC users who keep their PCs running XP by upgrading hardware and hanging on to old versions of applications.
3) IIRC, XP resists being transplanted into different hardware.
Re: Another contributing factor?
I was going to explore the possibility that non-government projects can go just as wrong, but your discussion is much better.
A new aspect to credit rating
So MEEELIONS of poor unsuspecting Facebonk readers will borrow time and become hopelessly mired in time-debt. I shudder to think what time-bankruptcy means.
Paris: so many men, so little time.
@RobHeath: Cheap broadband
It is inevitable that most customers will choose the cheapest broadband service, so the service providers struggle to make money from raw packets. I contribute to this effect :-(
I too hope that there will be premium services where, in an upside-down sort of way, you pay more for less functionality at the ISP end. The trouble will be finding a provider who bothers, like providing static IP addresses.
(I sound more and more sad with each post. Let's hope it is only because I am particularly depressed today.)
The nature of the internet
I have always said:
The internet is the best of anarchy, and the worst of anarchy.
There is always the trade-off between security and facility.
Over recent years (a relative term that encompasses more and more as I grow older), internet banking etc. has tried to make the internet look organised and safe, so Joe Public is even less inclined to listen to me.
And another saying:
Eyore was an optimist
"The data is also in too raw a format to be of any use to a Genius Bar tech support team."
I am offended that he seems to be trying to pull the wool over my eyes. OK, most Genius Bar staff might be unable to hack the raw data, but the implication is that no-one can hack it.
There are, after all, code breaking competitions where the challenge is to decrypt a block of raw data.
Re: The real contribution to road safety would be to ban cyclists.
Keep death off the roads: drive on the pavement.
Re: Dumb as it gets..
That's an interesting list, and is very clear about things that companies should not be compensated for. Can we find things things that companies should be compensated for? The law (as reported) is absurd, but, just possibly, there is something sane intended.
Actually, if the proposed law really is that dumb, can we get out of it because it is an unfair contract?!
Snowden is right that Joe Public trusts technology too much.
It's been going on for decades: I heard of a GP who thought that use of a modem to send data down a telephone line meant it could not be intercepted. And a GP is a few levels up from Joe Public.
I wonder if we should blame marketing hype too: "Our product will protect you from all viruses, secure your data, and make all your communications secure".
I remember Cypherpunks recommending that everyone use encryption so that occasional use did not attract attention.
Oxygen Re: Don't mean to be a cynic but...
I'm sure oxygen would speed things up considerably.
I liked the explanation of how an oxy-acetylene cutter works: it turns the iron into rust, and blows it away.
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