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44 posts • joined 25 Oct 2011

BOYCOTT FIREFOX, rage gay devs as Mozilla appoints JavaScript daddy as CEO

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Bitcoin or bust: MtGox files for bankruptcy protection

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Re: Ahahahahahahah

Beautifully said! Good Show! Bravo!

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MtGox goes to hell.

As an IT Specialist, all I can say is they stole the money. You don't handle millions of dollars of other peoples money with a shitty computer infrastructure. With no internet security! This was done on purpose. Don't you see? It was a hellova scam since the beginning. We will now have a good black market for these coins. OK Russians, hand over the coins.

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Bitcoin Scam

Ha! I new this was comming. Ever since bitcoins inception, I new it was nothing but another wallstreet money grab. Only fools trust other people with their money.

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Muslim clerics issue fatwa banning the devout from Mars One 'suicide' mission

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What no Muslims?!

"Such a one-way journey poses a real risk to life, and that can never be justified in Islam,"

Hmm, they plant bombs on themselves, wives, and kids, yet this is a risk? Why heck, I though it would get them closer to Alah, and off our planet. I think they are just chicken. but then, who are they to blow up over there? Just sayin.....

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Intel shutters BRAND NEW chip factory as PC market storm rages

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Re: Its a mess on Intel "et al's" own making...

Intel has been nickel and dime ing customers forever. They have a crappy processor so next year, they add a little more speed. The following year, they add another core. The year after that, well, you get the point. Where the heck is my 8 core PC? That would be a hit for business. Instead, you try and peddle broken SX chips at a ridiculous price, or you give us some stupid nomenclature that has no meaning i3, i5, i7. i3 is dual core but so is i5, but only the top i5 might be a quad core, or maybe an i7. Yeah, confusing enough to say, "I think I will try AMD instead. Sorry, I'm not buying your sales pitch...

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Siemens to throw CEO overboard after profits slashed a FIFTH time

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Just exactly where do these buffoons (board) find these loosers? Yeah, I know. No vision. Some one off the street could do better.

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HP Enterprise scores major win with $3.5bn Navy network contract

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HP?? Are you kidding me?!

HP presently makes crap equipment, and the Navy just gave them a huge contract? I can probably do it better with 20 % less money. Pick me!

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Sony sucker-punches Xbox on price, specs, DRM-free gaming

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Get a life!.............Fool

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Gamers, what a myth. All this bullshit can be done on a PC, or laptop.. Oh look, i have a cell phone, oh look, I have a game boy, oh look.....who gives a shit! It is nothing more than a nickel and dime ploy by these tech trash. Get a life, and a job. Support a family, and pay your bills. All this is nonsense. Go out and get some sun and excercise, you fat bastids.....

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Ex-Palm CEO Rubinstein wishes HP sale never happened

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Rubenstien Phuy!

So you ran the company into the ground. Made it easy for a take over. Sold it to HP to save your hide. You are one despicable dirt bag! I could have run the company better than you. Anybody could have. I loved my Palm Pre, and I was about to get the tablet. Not any more. Damn, I mis my Pre.

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US boffin builds 32-way Raspberry Pi cluster

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Linux

Performance Numbers

Will we get an up date with performance numbers? I am curios cuz i have 48 Timex Sinclairs I want to cluster........

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Linux

Hmmmm, add a SATA Raid 5 to the cluster with openSUSE 12.3, twin screens, and, and droooool, drooool. Arrrghhh! I want one....

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ps Uhm, sorry, must have lost it there.....

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Smartphone running 'Facebook OS' said to debut this week

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Re: Why would a sane person buy one?

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.......

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Re: Why would a sane person buy one?

I want nothing to do with Facebook, or anything else of their easily hacked crap. You must be mad, nay, insane to have such an addiction.

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I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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Re: Apparently, we are special

Wha! You can't print in white? Hmmmm, have you tried black paper with a color ink cartridge? Oh, sorry, talking about the cave dwellers.....

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Re: This is all too familiar.

I really do use Linux! OpenSUSE, in fact. Have I been problem free? No! But a lot was due to my inexperience at the time. After being tortured by Red Hat, openSUSE pretty much converted me since ver. 6.3, over 12 years ago. Besides, it is always best not to touch a 3-5 year old pc. The HD is about ready to crater, and it usually happens just when you have everything about right. No sir. No Mas!

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Re: This is all too familiar.

There are no truer words written than what you state Lars. I have been a Technologist for 30 years. Yes, even before computers. What we have here are Cave people wanting the newest technology without the brains to run it. Attoo the caveman is bitching " Ohhh, someone help Attoo. Attoo need smart phone for work." The Company gives Attoo a smart phone. "Ohhh, someone help Attoo work phone. Attoo need computer for work". So the company provides a computer for Attoo's use. "Ohhh, someone help Attoo how computer work". This damned cave dweller has just commandeered, and inundated the entire IT staff. It is best to steer clear of these type people, and not waste your time. You will not get paid, and if you do, the paltry sum will not equal the years of torture you will have to endure. Been There!

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Jobs' first boss Nolan Bushnell: 'Steve was difficult but valuable'

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All said and done, through Jobs vision, the Woz produced. It takes two to tango, and this was one hellova team.I miss Jobs, but I kind of wish Woz would come out of hiding.....

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Tesla's Elon Musk v The New York Times, Round 2

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Re: Foolish response.

And the only way for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. Well, Elon Musk is a good man, and he did something to right a wrong. Broder should be writing about school plays, or girls soccer, not a review of a most admirable care, the Tesla S. He is woefully over his head.

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Re: Foolish response.

Odd bad news does not happen. It is manufactured. Elon is merely providing data from the cars computer that correlates, substantiates, and verifies that what he says is correct(truth), and what the low rent reporter says is incorrect(lie). Besides, computers don't lie. People do.

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Re: The Balance Of Evidence

Computers don't lie! Reporters do. Wow! Did you even finish school?

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There are many idiot journalists out there....

And Broder is one of them. I do recommend that Tesla not give out their cars for tests by biased individuals and journalists. That is why I dropped my subscriptions to Motor Trend, Road and Track, etc. Too much Bias and Whinning! Ohhh my God, it is not as fast as a Ferrari, nor as comfortable as a Bentley, nor as pretty as a Maserati. Nope, but my VW Jetta is fast -130mph, comfortable contoured seating, and elegantly simple design. These journalists are as lame, and arrogant as they come. To hell with them. Keep up the good fight Elon and Tesla. Hope to be able to afford one or two of your vehicles soon.

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Viva Tesla!

Elon! You're a genius! Broder! your an idiot! There! That is the definitive. I would love for a university to bestow an Honorary PhD to Mr. Musk. Any man who can cover his tracks as he did, did damn well at research. Congratulations Elon and Tesla. As for the New York Times, what? You trying to over take Fox News in the bullshit department? Well, you still have a ways to go. As soon as I can afford it, I'm getting an S for me and the X for my wife. Woo! Hoooo! No more gasoline bills!

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Re: Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk arguments are pathetic

Your comment is pathetic. You have already made up your mind to speak negatively of the Tesla S. Yes! You need to charge it full before use. You don't say, well, I'm only going to the store, then go on a joy ride with the vehicle half discharged, then complain it left you are out in the woods somewhere! Only an idiot would go half cocked in a half charged EV. Stick to what ever it is you know about, and go drive your gas hog. Good Day.!

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HP workers halt legal fight against bosses over 29,000 job cuts

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The only thing they are doing is stealing the money. Always a crisis, bigger bonuses, money exchanged hands, rotten deals made. Remember Palm? Jon Rubinstein destroyed the company and sunk it so low, HP could buy it for a song. but being big corporations with big money, there was a lot of money being thrown around for a company that was down. Then Ole Jon gets hired by HP. When they find out what a piece of work he is, they fire him. There is something truly wrong with this company. The board and C's look only after themselves instead of the investors, and workers. So in reality, to hell with HP!

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Verwaayen on verwaay out: Alcatel-Lucent big-cheese cheeses it

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Wow! I can just Imagen what that looser Verwaayen's exit bonus is gonna be? It seems the bigger the looser, the bigger the bonus? ...and you wonder why there is no profit.

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Microsoft supporting Surface with Windows RT until 2017

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New Windows?

Windows RT?! What! Another operating system? Wow.....Hmmm, I will stick to my Linux. As for Arm Processors, OH, now they have quad cores. That only means you can do more things more slowly........It it is not AMD, it's crap.

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Dell launches Sputnik Linux Ultrabook

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Linux Laptop

The best thing I ever did with a laptop is format the hard drive and install openSuse Linux. Once I got the graphics driver from Nvidia, all went well. I have had it now for 3-4 years. Presently running openSuse 12.2, with an addon 22 inch screen. Although dual-core, 64 bit, and 2gig of ram for only about $300, I would like to upgrade to a quad-core AMD processor, and 4-6 gig of ram. I have never had to defrag, antivirus check, or clean the hard drive. All in all, and Linux is an excellent OS when set up right the first time. Enjoy..

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Groupon chief Mason keeps his job - despite rubbish share price

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Groupoff..

Hmmm, Let's see. Shares in the gutter, check. Make company an easy takeover by another company, check. Rip off both company's money once this one is bought up, check! Yep, I am the man for this job........Can it be that company is nothing more than a ship of fools?

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'Brit Bill Gates' defends his honour in open letter to HP board

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HP - Unreal

HP, what a sham of a company. They have the worst board on the planet. HP has become synonymous as a den of uneducated crooks, and thieves. We are out of the hardware business, and into the software business. Oops! Wrong. We are in the hardware business trying to build up the software business, but just bought the Palm phone business. Rats, we trashed Palm, the phone business, and bought a software business. Nuts, the software business is nothing but code on paper not worth much really. Hmmm, Did I say we still make crap hardware? I would love to run the company for one week. I can guarantee a roller coaster ride with excellent results.

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Sacked British RIM staffers to get minimum legal payout

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Re: Minimum Legal Payout@Ironclad

Yep, typical British....Overpaid executives that walk around mumbling incoherently with their hands behind their backs...What is the point, and who cares. RIM makes some pretty obsolete products anyway. Maybe they should take a look at the Galaxy Note II. Now there is some real Samsung genius...

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Re: @ PXG

Uhm... computer will not start without the keyboard.....ya think?

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Re: Poutine...

Cheese turds! Who eats cheese turds?? Gack!?

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Intel bakes palm-sized Core i5 NUC to rival Raspberry Pi

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RE: Re: mmmm.......

What?! The Raspberry Pi uses an ARM chip?! Yeeeeuuuukk! After buying two arm powered tablets, which were by the way, worthless and weak, I have no need for such a limp wristed processor. ARM processors belong in toys, not computer hardware. If these damned manufacturers would quit nickel and dimeing us, maybe human kind could get ahead. AMD has some strong low power consuming processors. why not use them?

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Apple sued for every touchscreen device by Flatworld prof

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Technologist

So what happens when there are two different patents numbers on the same type invention? Yep, nothing more than feeding the sharks. AFAICS is useless without the power to mediate between patent holders. I mean, just how close to one another does it have to be to be different?

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Windows 8 on ARM vs iPad: Has Microsoft lost already?

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Windows on ARM is crap!

So let me get this straight. You have a Windows 8 OS running on a crap ARM processor designed for toys that does not play well with its PC cousins......Hmmm, reminds me of a piece of crap Linux derivative OS for kids, I won't mention any names Android, running on a 500 Mhz ARM processor designed for toys that does not play well with its PC cousins. What the hell is it with these manufacturers. They are going backwards, and the public is too stupid to know better. We have quad core laptops from AMD and cough! Intel running true OSs such as Linux, and cough! Windows. My question is why can't the manufacturers just give us a powerful X86 based 7 or 10 inch Tablet? Why are they even screwing around with all this other incompatible, slow ass shit!

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NASA plans manned Deep Space Moon outpost

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Laughable!

Hahaha ahh hahaha! Oh, that was a good one. Hell, NASA can't even build a decent flying saucer, much less a space station. Yeah, I know, just keep the money coming. Well, all I can say is they better get off their lazy butts and do some work like the rest of us. Please, please, don't jump up and down showing me pictures of the Mars rover etc. We can't get there! Alright? You have pissed off more money than most third world countries. So, Shaddaaap, and build me a flying saucer. That or close NASA down and have Virgin Galactic build us what we need. They seem more capable at this point.

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HP outlines schedule for full WebOS open source release

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Why Bother?

Android and WebOS are toys compared to a true operating system. Why not just port GNU/Linux to the devices. You would have just so much more usage from these devices. Plus, the apps are free and can easily be installed from repositories. Oh! Silly me... The processors in these devices most truly suck! They are inferior even to the Lowliest of Lows from Intel and AMD. Very little Ram. Poor battery life. Somebody! Please get me a 10" tablet that is a phone, has 2 Gig of ram, dual-quad core processor, 32 Gig SSD, OpenSuse installed, WiFi, Audio in and out, Microphone, 2 USB Ports, Bluetooth, HDMI, and Monitor out put, SD card slot with a removable battery. This is the winning configuration right here. This will dust off most of the sad tablets out there. Where do I buy one for $500?

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webOS daddy Jon Rubinstein exits HP

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Gofer it!

The wager is on Anonymous Coward. $1 says that some company of fools will offer this turd the Brass Ring. He has absconded with millions, why even bother to work?http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/linux_32.png

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Who left the fools in charge?

Well said! Greedy control freaks tend to hire lower forms of greedy control freaks. What a devolution. I feel sorry for the investors.

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Jon is Evil....

I can't believe that you are so ignorant that you can't see through the lines. Rubinstein does nothing more than run companies into the ground making them easy for take over. He's never worked a day that prospered for a company. I could run a company into prosperity in no time. I've done it before. Where is my beloved Palm OS, PDA's, Palm phones? In the toilet, that's where. He and his ilk need to be strung up for fraud, and deceiving the public. I bought many a Palm PDA for business use. The same with the Palm Pre. Talk about a loss! I'm not at all happy with that clown.

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El Reg in SHOCK email address BLUNDER

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Yo! Brain....

I just don't like people getting into my email. That is why we have passwords...Ahhh! shit! That's it..Change my passwords.....Muchas gracias, bola de pendejos....:-)

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Chill Bonehead

Cease and desist your pompous tirade. OK, they screwed up. Everyone eats crow from time to time. OK, Reg. police thyself........

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