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Samsung 'to launch Galaxy S III in US', snubs Apple's ban bid

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The [Apple/Samsung] is better than the [Samsung/Apple] you own now

Does Apple or Samsung actually have any worthwhile upgrades to release? It seems to me that they both released half-assed products last year and have both decided to move on rather than help their ailing customers. It's like the American political system where we forever alternate between two parties, thinking that we're teaching one a lesson by electing the other. The SIII and iPhone 5 aren't worthy of so many news articles.

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Missed the Venus solar flyby? It's only 105 years to the next one

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███• • • • • • •███

Cool, but that video is over the top. I expect many Venus flyby parody videos to follow.

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Who needs Spotify? Samsung launches Music Hub

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ø (No Service)

This is great. I've always wanted to replace my reliable 32GB SD card with intermittent playback from an overloaded cell tower while paying a monthly fee.

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Smoke-belching flash drive self-destructs on command

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Re: It's fake

I think the data can be restored using Photoshop's healing tool.

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Samsung Galaxy S III: A Swiss army knife of wireless tech

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...an IQ of 6000. The same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.

95% of the power goes to 'Android OS' even after a factory wipe. Samsung's SII firmware is buggy as hell - GPS rarely works, 3G doesn't work near other 3G phones, can't maintain 4G, phone spontaneously gets hot in weak reception areas, buggy sound drivers, and rapid battery drain. Samsung's fix for this mess is to release a new phone. People will buy the new phone thinking it will free them from the problems with their old phone. I have my doubts.

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Wireless Charging Kit

My Galaxy SII powers off from a dead battery in 25 hours when it's lying on a table or 4-8 hours when it's moving in any way. Perhaps the SIII wireless charging feature is absorbing all the power radiated from nearby SII phones.

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Megan Fox fingers fondleslab in sexy store promo

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Happy

You're probably wondering where to find the other pics...

http://www.reghardware.com/2008/10/02/eee_girl_saga_continues/

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Revealed: Inside super-soaraway Pinterest's virtual data centre

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Re: what on earth...

It's distributing rows of a standard relational database across many databases. You still have relational data but the relationships have a limited spans that always fit within one database. It's a solution when you have very complex customer data requiring transactions but at the same time have little customer-to-customer interaction.

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Microsoft squashes Hotmail password hijack bug

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Too late

These hacked Hotmail accounts are being used to create spam for sleazy web sites. It's unflattering and non-stop so my guess is that its not spam, but a vengeful attempt to create a flood of complaints against the advertised web sites. Whatever it is, I had to blacklist Microsoft's 65.52.0.0/14 this morning.

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Ghost of HTML5 future: Web browser botnets

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WebSocket

A WebSocket is not a naked socket, but a protocol upgrade of an existing HTTP stream coordinated by both the client and server together. The JavaScript side can not open an arbitrary socket or speak an arbitrary protocol over it. Recent exploits have centered around using WebSockets as another form of HTTP header injection, which requires help from external brokenware.

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Microsoft unveils paid SkyDrive options

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Draindrop

You can put 64GB on a phone's microSD card so using the cloud instead seems tedious. I find online storage useful for the file that I didn't expect that I'd need - a tiny file out of terabytes of files. Right now that's easy to accomplish with a home server but nearly impossible with cloud storage.

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'I'm no visionary': Torvalds up for $1.3m life-changing gong

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Git out

Ask the world what they want a source control system to do, make a big feature list, and keep cramming features into your source control system until everything in that big list is checked off. That's Git. Git has such a rich feature set that it will take you months of experience to chose the right feature for a simple task and years of experience for a complex task. Merging conflicting lines in a file is not enough, as you must merge another dimension of conflicts in the file's evolutionary history as well. Your experience in the first few months of Git will be streamlining the process deleting your local repository, fetching a fresh copy, and merging a backup of your work on top of it after a failed attempt to resolve conflicts. After years of training you will become an enlightened Master who swears by the virtues of Git and sees SVN and Perforce as toys. Or you will smash your computer, quit your job, and find a less frustrating place to work. Probably the latter.

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Fusion-io shoves OS aside, lets apps drill straight into flash

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Re: I would be more impressed...

This is what I've assumed makes the most sense too. Specialized APIs are scary because they have unpredictable behavior, complexity, slow bug resolution, and tech lock-in. Have 128GB SDRAM and 20TB Flash as swap. Now the apps can do what they need to do and let the OS worry about the most efficient way to handle memory. Flash card makers can make their money selling highly optimized virtual memory implementations.

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RIP Ceefax: Digital switchover kills off last teletext service

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More bandwidth

DTV has huge amounts of spare bandwidth compared to analog TV. It's odd that there's no UK replacement.

In the US, it's common to multiplex low bitrate audio and video subchannels into the broadcast. They're usually weather, news highlights, international satellite feeds, and such. KAXT-CA is notable for being nothing but 20 of those streams.

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Nokia drops Lumia 900 price to $0 in response to bug outrage

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Wow

The Samsung Galaxy SII sold by Sprint has been plagued with problems that kill the cellular and GPS radios, and they both act as if that's normal. I should have bought a Nokia.

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Mac Java hole exploited by wild Flashback Trojan strain

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Re: java such a turd

Actually, Java is a very nice development language. It's the applet environment that's a turd. You can disable applets that aren't signed by a trusted source using the "Java Preferences.app" in your MacOS utilities folder.

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Microsoft tarts up custom Mustang Muscle Microserfmobile

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Under the covers

I heard that the live axle still runs DOS.

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Spider venom to be tested for pesticide potential

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Spider resistance

Spraying fields is what gives insects their resistance. Areas receiving partial doses breed insects having the most natural resistance. No such thing happens with actual spiders. Regardless of whether the victim is killed or stunned by the venom, step two is fatal mummification. Imagine what would happen to pest populations if spraying spider venom renders spiders harmless.

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Mobile phones cause ADHD in rodents

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Hz of Ghz

I doubt the transmission frequency matters much because it's way beyond what a cell can directly interpret. What I would expect to matter is the packet rate, which is in the milliseconds range. A constant transmission may do nothing more than slightly alter some chemical thresholds in some insignificant manner. Modulating the transmission with a low frequency could modulate those thresholds in a way that generates biologically significant signals. It's similar to how a cellphone makes an audio amplifier buzz. The audio amp's semiconductors have an operating limit around 30 to 200 MHz but the higher cellular signal can slightly alter characteristics. A constant 900GHz signal would do nothing but a modulated one can produce the familiar buzz.

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Nanocapacitor slab to boost car batteries

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One billion dollars

If you try to buy prototype capacitors from CAP-XX, you'll find that they're tiny surface mount components. 2.4F; 2.75V; ESR - 26 mΩ; 39.00mm x 17.00mm x 1.85mm; -40°C to +85°C, $16.25 USD. Those are great specifications, but the price is crazy. BTW, 1990 posted to a BBS that it wants its video back.

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SECRET of the flashing Amazon jungle Drobo EXPLAINED

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Will SSDs come to desktop Drobos?

Desktop Drobos are much slower than the spinning disks inside them. The only reason to put SSDs in them would be to lower your electric bill. Automatic cloud backup would be very nice.

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Java won't curl up and die like Cobol, insists Oracle

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No primitives?

The advantage that Java has over scripting languages is exactly the primitives. It's missing C's unsigned math and bulk structure allocations, but data crunching generally compiles into something efficient. It can do multithreaded image rendering and compression, resample data, and it can pack binary data streams into dense indexed structures. You're free to ignore the decade of bloated libraries created by Apache, Sun, and Oracle when performance matters more than simplicity. Eliminate the primitives and one might as well go to PHP, Ruby, Python, etc. that sacrifice performance for superior simplicity.

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LOHAN is heading towards REHAB

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Maintain thrust, blow its load early, or fall flaccid

There's no air filling the gaps and defects in the rocket that would otherwise slow and cool hot exhaust gasses, so it could explode. There's also less maintained exhaust gas pressure against the propellent so it could fizzle. Either way,wear goggles and be prepared to tell the rocket that it could happen to anyone.

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41-megapixel MONSTER mobe shutters Nokia knockers

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Marketing in charge

According to Nokia's whitepaper on the technology, there are 41M low quality pixels that are normally downsampled to produce about 5M high quality pixels. It says that the downsampling is reduced to perform digital zoom with fewer losses than you'd get with upsampling.

The camera used for Nokia's 41 Mpix sample pictures has hot pixels and other pre-prouduction defects that show up as 3x3 pixels. I can also find no high frequency details that wouldn't be created by an upsampling algorithm. Something's not right. I suspect that Nokia's Marketing department demanded that the 5 Mpix images be upsampled back to 41 Mpix images.

Overall the images are nothing special for a modern cellphone. They suffer from the usual defects caused by a tiny lens, a tiny sensor, and a body with little angular momentum.

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Anti-phishing DMARC adoption gathers (free) steam

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Check that invitation list

abuse@google.com, abuse@gmail.com, groups-abuse@google.com, and abuse@yahoo.com don't seem to function. Fixing that would be a huge step towards eliminating spam floods and phishing.

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Feds apply for DNSChanger safety net extension

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Kill them

March 8th should be payback for all the damage that unmaintained computers are doing. Buy a computer that you can maintain or don't plug it in to the rest of the world.

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New Mac OS X: Mountain Lion roars at unauthorised apps

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Don't want a MacPad Pro

Mobile devices are useful but I need a desktop/laptop when to get serious work done. I want it faster, more powerful, more elegant, and capable of running more applications. 10.7 was a step backwards in a work environment because it lost performance and common tasks (find/replace, mail and calendar integration, saving/discarding changes, etc.) lost their elegance. If Tweeting and an App store is what there is to look forward to in 10.8, I'll pass.

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Google will swap you a box of crisps for your web privacy

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100% of my world likes crispy fried food

There has to be something more to this. Everybody knows that giving people stupid gifts in exchange for survey data causes your data to represent exactly the portion of the population who like stupid gifts. Google must know it so you have to wonder what they're up to. It sounds like they've found a way to sell services to low-income people at large enough scales to make Googly-sized profits.

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Nikon stretches Coolpix focal-range beyond belief

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Hazy shade of gray

Nikon omits the aperture from their product specifications but "1:3-5.9" is on the barrel in their product views. I have lens that's f/5.6 at 300mm and I don't think this will work. f/5.9 isn't going to produce much sensor illumination for anything that isn't in unfiltered sunlight. The sensor will be running at maximum ISO and that won't produce a clear enough image to compensate for the large amounts of atmospheric haze to be expected at such a high zoom level.

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Ex-Apple engineer emits Zevo ZFS for Mac OS

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Mac OS X = Terminal

I see LOTS of developers using MacOS X. That catch is that they're writing, executing, and debugging platform independent code to eventually be deployed elsewhere. Mac OS X is like a modern day terminal - it's a human interface to large systems running other Unix variants. It was never a good fit for data and processing clusters and Apple has declared that it shouldn't be. It's odd that somebody would bring ZFS to Mac OS now, especially when 10.7's user-experience features consume resources like it owned the whole box. It better run a lot faster than HFS+ because bandwidth is all MacOS X needs.

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Two million-degree matter from SLAC laser

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Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock...

It's going to get messy when a military mounts this on a truck (or shark). IR lasers waste a lot of energy cutting a hole past the surface of targets. An x-ray laser would cook deeply through targets without needing power for melting or vaporization.

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Yahoo! cofounder! Jerry! Yang! quits!

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No stranger to blacklists

Yahoo stopped being serious about their own spammers. Yahoo is easy for spammers to exploit yet nearly impossible for victims file a complaint. The rest of the world has responded by tuning Yahoo's spam scoring high into the false-positive range. Yahoo's attempts to expand beyond simple portal services can only fail because they can't reliably send e-mail anymore.

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Ferguson Hill FH009 home theatre system

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Engineering nightmare gets 80%

Fail 1: Acrylic turns cloudy and shatters when it absorbs oils. Touch those horns and the'll be destroyed in two years.

Fail 2: 65W with a thump and a hum? It sounds like they used the reference schematic for a cheap 5-pin amplifier chip. Both of those failures are caused by grossly asymmetric circuits and/or multiple signal grounds. Even in high school I could make a 100W amp that was perfectly hum-free and thump-free. It doesn't require muting or filtering - just a decently balanced circuit with a single audio ground.

Fail 3: How much copper for a measly 65W? Power semiconductors are fine running very hot. Keep them thermally isolated from the more sensitive components and you need very little cooling metal for 65W.

Fail 4: 50Hz cut-off? Was that an attempt to lessen the amp's line hum? That won't do for music, movies, or video games. I'm sure it sounds awesome with Skype.

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Apple's TV killer 'on shelves by summer 2012'

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Direct to surplus

The original Macintosh TV was released when Apple was trying to maintain outrageous profit margins while having no justifying technical innovations. A TV hack was added to the "Performa" series of Macintoshes which, despite the clever name, was probably the poorest performing computer series that you could throw a heavy wad of cash at. As was then, Mr. Jobs is not leading Apple and here comes a rumor of another TV product. Surplus stores are probably freeing up shelf space right now.

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Another Alliance pushes into White Space

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Please send your answer to 'Old Pink'

Who uses these long range WiFi slots? The two or three local microwave ISPs are hardly crowding the airwaves. It doesn't seem that cellphone providers have run out of places to put antennas. Individuals rarely need to send WiFi long distances because there's no fat pipe for the upstream. ATSC TV channels are ~19Mbps - hardly exciting for public Internet connections. I see nothing but lawsuits and ownership battles over useless RF gaps coming from this. Leave it for TV.

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LOHAN fires up sizzling thruster

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Need space for more thrust

That tiny jet of exhaust is probably creating a vacuum over the nozzle, like a venturi pump would. Since the nozzle cap has more surface area being sucked on than the jet has area being pushed on, atmospheric pressure is not in your favor. This rocket could chemically perform worse in space yet end up producing more thrust.

Pedantic science nazi: Why put the rocket in a sliding holder for a bathroom scale? Surely you could get the difference in measurements from before and during the test when the whole apparatus is on the scale. How much is a gram in space?

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Anti-piracy laws will smash internet, US constitution - legal eagles

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Like the death of dialup

That should free up all of those TCP ports being used to slowly trickle data through American last-mile internet. Everybody wants the same data so lots of people with slow connections consume more resources than lots of people with fast connections. Sorry, I meant "series of tubes."

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2011's Best... DSLRs

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The real dirt

I've been using DSLRs for a while and it doesn't matter whether the camera body is made of plastic or metal. For well made cameras, both body materials with outlast the digital technology by 10 years. The real longevity issue is with how well the camera is protected from dust. Any lens that changes size during use is inhaling and exhaling air from somewhere. Dust coming with that air can cause glare in the lens, confuse focus sensors, and wear away mechanical parts.

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FCC (finally) cracks down on BLARING! TV! ADS!

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AC-3 audio

Between the encoded amplitude and the Dialnorm metadata, this should be quite confusing to enforce.

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World's biggest music streaming service launches - for tech idiots

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Artist:____ Album:_____ Track:____

I already have the music I like so I'm looking for music that I don't know about; I need a replacement for pathetic FM radio stations. That's where I found Spotify to be frustrating. The first thing it did when launched was ask me what song to play. I could pick a familiar song and have it play it at an inferior bitrate with no EQ. Then I had to pick another song to end the silence. It was boring and tedious after 30 minutes. It's nice to tell a service what you like and have it make some educated guesses. I'm using Pandora now and would welcome other options.

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UltraViolet: Hollywood's giant digital gamble is here

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Got wrong which part was wrong

The music industry eventually got it right when they ditched DRM. History is full of DRM scams that quit working because hardware changed, a database was abandoned, or a rights manager went out of business. I won't touch DRM unless the media is so cheap that I'm fine with it playing only once.

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NASA confirms first Earth candidate in habitable zone

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Big blue dip

It's Monday and my head is foggy, but how exactly do artists crank out these conceptual images from star illumination dips? Can I write a program that turns coordinates, star charts, and illumination dip data into a money making planet painter?

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Happy birthday, Apple QuickTime

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No streaming

Let me say that the QuickTime/MPEG4 container sucks. It has scalability problems because the structural and informational data atom 'moov' and the codec data atom 'mdat' can not be interleaved. A compressor must write to separate moov and mdat files until the end of the audio/video is reached, append the mdat atom to the moov atom, then re-index the moov atom to reflect the new data offsets in the mdat atom. Alternatively, the compressor can pre-allocate some space for a moov atom and hope it doesn't run out before compression finishes. A decompressor must buffer all moov atom before it can play anything from the mdat atom. In other words, it's not actually streaming. It's a total pain in the ass. This is why video cameras producing MPEG4 files are limited to a few minutes of operation at a time. This is why phones have trouble playing long QuickTime movies even if they have hardware acceleration.

The real kick in the nuts is QuickTime X. It was Apple's chance to drop all of the legacy baggage but the first step was using the ancient QuickTime container. There's nowhere for it to go now. It can't properly support streaming files like MPEG2 or AVCHD.

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Baby-kissers battle over what to do with White Spaces

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Drooling telcos

Telcos buy more spectrum for overpriced services while competition to their overpriced cable TV services goes off the air. I'm all for going to purely IPTV, but not until the US has respectable Internet delivery. Comcast is the only combined TV/Internet service in town. Their contract is that you pay them lots of money and they guarantee nothing. You can upgrade to business-class service, pay them more, and they still guarantee nothing. It makes ADSL2+ and a rooftop antenna look pretty good.

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Does your smartphone run Carrier IQ? Find out here

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Big Brother

Fortress for meh bunny rabbits

It can not be uninstalled. It can not be turned off. It can not be killed. It fakes it death in the service manager when manually stopped. Surely it's nothing important at all.

Dan Rosenberg is likely right but I'd like the option to kill it. Superfluous features are the first target of a hacker.

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BUSTED! Secret app on millions of phones logs key taps

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All ur data is privates now

My Sprint Galaxy SII 4G pretends to let you kill the application but 'top' shows that it's still running. Nice trick. Maybe I'll have a chat with Sprint.

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Google researchers propose fix for ailing SSL system

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Google to the rescue

Google proposes another technical solution that can only be implemented by Google hosting massive amounts of data for customers interact with in revealing ways. This one is even better than Google's whitespace WiFi solution, where all access points must query a database (Google & friends) for unused frequencies using their GPS coordinates.

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Future of computing crystal-balled by top chip boffins

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Big hot throbbing x86 forever

Intel would rather battle the laws of physics than create a new instruction set? No wonder there's so much research using different CPUs, GPUs, and DSPs. The science behind low-level software must evolve too. One thing that's sorely lacking is executing parallel tasks with low latency. Researchers, compiler designers, and game developers could probably rattle off a dozen other areas where low-level software hasn't kept up.

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Ten... Monster tellies

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10-1

No reception tests? Has the UK abandoned sending TV over the air? It was only a few years ago that most ATSC tuners were running buggy MPEG2 decoders downloaded off the 'net that would crash on a little multipath distortion.

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Samsung strokes big bulb that'll keep going for decades

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Dim one and bright zero

A digital technology LED lamp? The LEDs are analog and, in fact, much more efficient when they're getting less than 100% maximum current. The switching power supply is an analog computer that tunes the pulse width of an oscillator driving a low-pass filter.

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