Marketing department snorting too much coke again
Club Credit Card?
Want to sign up for a Club Credit Card?
You'll save 5% on your purchase today and up to %10 on selected days...
Customer Savings number?
Want to sign up for Customer Savings? You'll save up to...
Would you like to download our NFC app? I just takes a few minutes.
Just go to our web site and follow the links...
- What is wrong with you?
- Yes, here
- That's illegal.
...in case we need to contact you about your purchase.
- Nevermind, bye.