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Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot

Seanie Ryan
Paris Hilton

how it should have happened

Hire all 4

Put Tom in with his Nail File and more ideas. Susan's skin care business compliments this so add her product range too that she heads up and develops more in consultation with Tom. Helen oversees the operation, make it a well-oiled organised unit. Jim goes out selling the stuff... perfect

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Jobs: Apple succession plans are 'hogwash'

Seanie Ryan
Thumb Up

unusual

good to see someone with a bit of cop on and a brain around here... finally

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Sony pains pre-owned game punters with PSN Pass

Seanie Ryan
Mushroom

solution

SImple, consumers vote with their pockets and just dont bother buying this game in the first place.

I'm surprised Sony would announce this so soon after their recent embarrassment

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Apple closes book on iPhone-look jotter

Seanie Ryan
Mushroom

protection

"grow the f*ck up" ???

why dont you start your own business and produce something that others copy, then you might appreciate the position.

If they let this slide, then they are effectively saying that their patent application for the design was pointless. If they dont protect it fully, then it opens the gates for others to copy.

When you get yourself in this position you *might* start to appreciate the need to *have* to protect your IP.

in fact, for anyone that has a company and DOESNT protect their designs, they are the ones who should "just grow the f*ck up"

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Apple, Amazon trademark spat turns surreal

Seanie Ryan
Headmaster

But....

If MS said that windows is the largest installation in the world and i am selling house windows, could I challenge their trademark? Doesn't matter what he said! A trademark is a trademark

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Mentally ill file-sharer had 'low self-esteem'

Seanie Ryan
Boffin

your crimes?

"And yes I have depression, OCD and Asperger's"

Firstly, thats is terrible, I really hope you have good support around you to help.

But, having all those, how many crimes have you committed and what have you stolen?

Diminished ability to tell right from wrong is completely different from having an illness.

Not saying that its true in this case, but I am sick of hearing law breakers going to court and "claiming" some unprovable illness as a reason for their action. It only makes things harder for people who have legitimate problems, like you.

The best one I heard was a guy who beat up the girlfriend and then robbed a car and his excuse in court was that he was off his head on drugs and booze. WFT?? Admitting more crimes is now a defence??

Why cant people have the common decency these days to just admit when they did something wrong and say sorry? Much more honourable and impressive.

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Ten... fantasy gadgets you wish you owned

Seanie Ryan
Thumb Up

not too far away

http://martinjetpack.com/

i want one !

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UK net banking website falls flat on its bank

Seanie Ryan
Stop

security

not as bad as the security on MBNA's system. Went from a username/password combo on one page to putting the username on page one and asking for pw if you get username right.

Not only that but it also shows you the users 'sitekey' image and text before asking for pw as a security measure.

You can put in any username and get to the next page and see their 'sitekey'

SImple to copy to a phishing site and then get people to put in their password and suck up all the details for the lads in lagos.

Of course when i rang them to point this out, I was told i was wrong and its now MORE secure even though I would tell the operator what the sitekey image was for an account name i guessed.

Also emailed the Reg on this a few months ago, but seems like its not a news story!

Am I the only one who sees this as an issue?

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Microsoft man riles update-hungry Windows Phone 7 users

Seanie Ryan
IT Angle

no balls

He shouldnt have apologised.

Its about time people stopped pandering to all the wankers out there who whine about everything and act like a tough bully through email/online. Take the Michael O'leary approach.

He should have told that 'early adopter' to fuck off and read a book or have a conversation with his kids or something. Did your life end yesterday without copy/paste? No! So another day isnt going to make a bit of difference so STFU

Peoples perspective is arse-ways nowadays.

anyway, if he is an early adopter , why doesnt he have an iPhone. Everything else if just a bad copy months later..... ;-)

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Locked iPhones still got their ears on

Seanie Ryan
Pint

i'm definitely wondering....

when you say 'call mom' loudly, are you going to do a Hiro Nakamura on it and stop time and go to each phone and hold down the home button for 3 secs to activate the voice dial?

otherwise I think they will all look past you, waiting for the men in white coats to appear .. ;-)

and most likely the people spilling out of the stores with "iThingies" have just bought it, the clue being that they just left the store that sell them, meaning that the didnt already own one...

ah, its friday.. maybe you have a long week and need a pint...

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Twitter cuts off two fat client apps

Seanie Ryan
Pirate

eh?

" if Twitter think that they can control their platform completely then they're going to have to learn that it probably won't fly"

yeah, how dare they think they can control their own products and services!!!! i mean, who in their right mind would start a business with the idea of being in control themselves.

2 sides people, for all we know Twitter might have been asking for compliance for weeks/months and were being ignored... this might have been their last resort.

but hey, ignore that, lets find guilty and shoot first

Becasue WE know best right ! after all, we are Reg Readers !

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Google to Microsoft: You're stealing our search results!

Seanie Ryan
Black Helicopters

@ElReg!comments!Pierre - think a little, please

"[Android] had been in development for quite a while before the iPhone came out"

are you trying to say the iphone development started *just* before it came out??

It was in development about 4 years before it came out, at least.

and everyone know what the early Android interface looked like. (pre june 2007)

anyway, back on topic... google were looking at bing to see if they should be copying what they are doing and found out that bing was already at it. imitation/flattery

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Italy sues Microsoft for box-bundling bungling

Seanie Ryan
Linux

not the only one, but at least you asked nicely...

i know plenty of people who are sh*t hot with software and OS's, but ask them to open up the machine and mess with the bits and they shy away immediately.

on the other hand, I am well capable of building a system myself, but am not sitting around with naff all else to do each day anymore, have a relatively busy life style, so I just want to be able to buy it all from one source and know i have a good warranty & support.

always remember , everyone is different.

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iPhone outlook goosed to 21m for early 2011

Seanie Ryan
WTF?

a guess...

its a long shot, but maybe in a 'pocket' ??

unless you are used to doing other things with a "A slim, narrow candy-bar" device.

but what would any of us in that other 1% of the world know?

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Seanie Ryan
Stop

wrong !!! join the others

android is NOT a manufacturer. its a _FREE_ OS

so please break those 20m sales down by manufacturer and see what position each of them are in.

i dont remember anyone ever comparing Linux installs to Compaq unit shipments in the past, so why is everyone now doing the equivalent with phones?

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EU telecoms to Apple, Google: 'Pay up!"

Seanie Ryan
Black Helicopters

@graham

not thought out properly.... would you expect to be able to charge Mercedes, Iveco, Scania, Volvo just because consumers bought those trucks and drove them on the road? no you couldnt.

Its the businesses that use those trucks who get charged.

and in this case, its the user of the phone who uses the bandwidth who should be charged, but because the mobile phone co's are all in a race to the bottom to appear to be the one who gives you everything for free, they actually forgot to be able to pay out to upgrade the network as they saturate it with users.

So now they go whaaa whaaa all the way to the regulator and want free money. Muppets!

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Google Docs offline feature to return wearing HTML5 overcoat

Seanie Ryan
Pirate

have been saying it for years

does anyone else find it plain stupid that a company builds a 'cloud' service that then needs to have an 'offline' option to run.

Why not just build an actual desktop app in the first place?

kind of like having to add wheels to a hovercraft in case it cant hover....

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Angry Birds struggle to take on Androids

Seanie Ryan
Black Helicopters

really?

"(Angry birds still works on more versions on Android phones than all the ios devices!)"

how are you backing up that claim or is it just a christmas wish in your head?

and i think developers should think twice about giving in to Google on this.. they should vote with their money & apps and this might make google/handset makers get their act together and put a proper infrastructure around Android so that the whole fragmentation issue is sorted.

No point in making loads more sales if your administration and manufacture time goes way up too.

Remember turnover is not profit. No point in making 200,000 in sales if your costs become 199,999

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GSMA opens the way for Apple SIM

Seanie Ryan
Pirate

tress and wood

android is an operating system (free at that) ... they dont make any phones, so you cant compare them to phone manufacturers... Google make exactly Zero phones.

Hardware manufacturers can , at any stage in the future, switch to a different OS if they dont like what Google does, or think they might get a better advantage by differentiating themselves by OS

and , ignoring the over-excitment of some of the posters here, I think the whole software sim thing might bring about some totally different benefits that isnt quite so obvious yet.

but hey, change is bad right ! lets not contemplate it and see if there might be some business angle that allow me to make money, lets just bitch and moan and hug our blankets.

No Change, No Change , No Change, No Change...........

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Kinect hacked for OS X

Seanie Ryan
Megaphone

logic fail fail

"Development costs are sunk costs"

every cost needs to be factored in when looking to get an ROI.

"given that they get a good part of £95 every time they sell one"

shipping, retail packaging, cost of manufacture, retailers margin, advertising etc are for Free now?

god lads, can people think even a *small* bit beyond what they read

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iPhones go on gobbling mobile sales

Seanie Ryan
Stop

android ~= ios (not apple)

to compare like with like, you would have to break android sales down to each manufacturer so as to be able to compare it to Apple.

Remember Android is a free OS, not a make of phone.

So how much did google make by giving it away?? One could say that android direct sales brought in a beautiful Zero in revenue. ( i know they make it up some bit in search/ads/apps etc )

But I do actually want to know how many android devices each manufacturer shipped, would be good to know who has benefitted most from it.

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STINKY GREEN DWARF FROM SPACE - sensation at NASA

Seanie Ryan
Alien

they drew their plans against us...

"And that how it was for the next ten nights

a flair spurting out from Mars

Bright green drawing a green mist behind it

A beautiful but somehow disturbing sight

Ogilvy the astronomer assured me we were in no danger

He was convinced there could be no live

on that remote forbidding planet."

War of the Worlds

Stock up on Yakult... good bacteria

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Mozilla man accuses Jobs of 'bypass the web' scheme

Seanie Ryan
Thumb Up

not well then... ?

"That sure as fuck sounds like a monopoly to me.

fuck apple"

so the only computer hardware or phone or OS available to the world is made by apple?

I am sure you are inadvertently meaning to compliment Apple and maybe it just "feels" that way seeing as the competition is so crap, but, just so you know, its not a monopoly because you can actually buy computers and phones from other providers if you really want to.

Maybe you just dont want to? you're right too !! good man

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Seanie Ryan
Go

Re: Dumber

"No it isn't, you iDiot."

Yes it is.

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Ms. Gates: 'Bill does not use a Mac'

Seanie Ryan
WTF?

perhaps M$ should consult her for innovation

"Back in March 2003, she told Vogue: "There are very few things that are on the banned list in our household...But iPods and iPhones are two things we don't get for our kids.""

She knew about the iPhone, 4 years before it launched !!

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Google Android chief smacks Steve Jobs with Linux speak

Seanie Ryan
FAIL

open

"the definition of open: "mkdir android ; cd android ; repo init -u git://android.git.kernel.org/platform/manifest.git ; repo sync ; make""

brilliant... thats EXACTLY what my 13 year old niece, my non-tech brother and sister and my Dad needed to know.

I'm surprised they havent trampled over me in the rush to pick one up now that I have pointed this out to them.

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Google shocks world with unthreaded Gmail

Seanie Ryan
Alien

shock discovery

NEWS HEADLINE : People are DIFFERENT !!! Who would have guessed??

always amazes me the people who post saying "how could you do with/without it"

ever occur to you that your way of doing it might not suit another person? a little thing called personal preference.

at least the choice is there now.

however that said , you are all wrong and i am right !

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Baby Boomers committing suicide at unprecedented rates

Seanie Ryan
Headmaster

slight difference

"Substance abuse that boosts the production of serotonin" is a subset of Substance abuse.

I'm mainly pointing at items like ecstacy.

also substance abuse has dramatically increased in the last 30-40 years.

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Seanie Ryan
Unhappy

substance abuse and loss of investments

I remember reading a study some time back that predicted this. Substance abuse that boosts the production of serotonin in the body makes you feel good, but apparently, if you take enough of it, the body stops naturally producing serotonin and in many cases, it just never restarts.

So once you "grow up" and stop using, you now have no natural way to feel good. You just feel neutral or bad. New grandson? Meh.

and now that many of those have seen the value of their pensions and property investments evaporate, a way out is better than the shame of admitting to the family and peers that they think they have failed.

years of wisdom and fireside tales lost.

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Windows Phone 7 up for grabs from 'excited' 3

Seanie Ryan
IT Angle

Hardware???

Why is this in Reg Hardware?

Windows 7 is a piece of software only. There is no mention in the article about which manufacturers kit it will be on

Just like back in 2007 when Ballmer laughed about the iphone and stated that Microsoft were already selling millions of phone. 100% wrong. They never shipped one phone, just licensed an OS to other companies.

pedantic i know but, hey, its fun to ballmer-bash

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Steve Jobs chops student hack down to size

Seanie Ryan
Megaphone

decisions.. @ David MacMahon

you made your decision not to buy based on that is written in the Press????? Come on !!

as for apples PR department, its been said that its their "job" to reply to queries.

Surely, thats up to the company itself to decide how they run their own business and allocate resources??

I know I would assign X tasks and if they are already outputting Releases and all the info you can find yourself, then I would not be putting more manpower into that section, I would instead put the money into creating better products and improving support ( i'm looking at you M$)

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Road test: putting the iPad to work

Seanie Ryan
Terminator

thanks

Tony, a very good article.

I am going on hols in 3 weeks and plan on buying an iPad so i dont have to bring the laptop. Will be the second time in 13 years i will be able to go away without a laptop.

My main work uses will be in browsing, email, SIP via fring and ssh/vnc/rdp/teamviewer, all of which i do on the iphone already on the move, so think i should be covered, just having a bigger screen and bluetooth keyboard.

Thanks for the tip on ethernet in the hotel, i'll be packing my airport express just in case.

I'll let you know how I get on.

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Salvador Dalí style floppy iPad on the way, seemingly

Seanie Ryan
Linux

at last

we might finally see the type of video phones used in Earth Final Conflict. The modern day Kirk Communicator.

powered by FaceTime of course !!! :-)

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Robots capable of 'deceiving humans' built by crazed boffins

Seanie Ryan
Black Helicopters

buy it now

http://thegadgetstore.ie/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=68&products_id=468

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Apple livestreaming heralds Jobs-to-fanboi brain-linking

Seanie Ryan
Pint

in fairness

a company decides to do a web stream and its gets this type of article???? wheres the Chief Editor? Surely you should physically beat employees who turn this nonsense in as a story.

Its not like a live web cast has never been done before.

and only being available on Apple Platform.. ever heard of Beta testing? why dont we burn every company at the stake that only releases for one platform during testing.

God almighty, i must be getting old, my patience for this is gone very thin.

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Pundits predict plunging iPad market share

Seanie Ryan
Headmaster

finally

At Last !!! someone else who read the Reg and "gets it"

Good post Sean, pity alot of other readers will probably read it and disagree simply becasue they just dont understand the model.

although , i dont know if google will actually be in a net gain on Android. Development and support costs are huge, and unless the Ad supported Apps dramatically take a greater share, then it might not be enough. Wouldnt it be funny then if it went the same way as Wave etc when the bean counters decide to cut it !!

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Jobs offers relief for iOS 4-running iPhone 3Gs

Seanie Ryan
Heart

@andy and AC

since when is there an apostrophe in plurals? its usually used in places to denote ownership

eg: the cat's bowl ( the bowl belonging to the cat)

eg2 : the cats are black ( plural, no apostrophe)

go learn engrish ! at least you have pointed our what half of the population you are in !!! ;-)

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FringOut phones home

Seanie Ryan
Headmaster

plus 1

yeah, totally agree, fring is a great SIP client. If they punted it as being that , with IM and fring out thrown in, then the could easily start selling it to SIP users for a few quid a go.

Compete with eyebeam etc.

forget about skype tie in and concentrate on their own services

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Facebook login page still leaks sensitive info

Seanie Ryan
Grenade

an even better one

https://www.bankcardservices.co.uk

MBNA site. Used to have UN and PW box on one page and changed it to a 2 step process.

So you can keep trying usernames first to get confirmation of ones registered.

I rang them to highlight this and the guy on the phone rather bluntly told me that i was wrong, it was a security 'enhancement' and that no-one there had ever heard of what I was talking about.

would love them to read this story...

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First SMS Trojan for Android is in the wild

Seanie Ryan
Boffin

@DrunkenMessiah

ok, i'll agree with you on that one, but what if Google put one tenth of the effort that Apple put into vetting all the apps.

They dont need to be as paranoid as apple , stopping browsers or such, but just preliminary checks that items dont contain malicious code.

then normal norman on the street will feel a bit more confident and these stories will be few

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Seanie Ryan
Paris Hilton

insecure techie i'll bet

what makes you think I am an apple user?

bad drivers are dealt with by being caught by the law and fined/imprisioned. Maybe you meant to suggest a financial punishment for users who are reckless with their computing devices?

anyway, I am in no way referring to the motor industry. I am talking about the computing industry. lets try keep your arguments on that topic. Yes I believe that the average user needs controls and protection in place. Tech savvy users do not need them but to make money on volume sales, I would not target my product at them solely and would prefer to instead cater for broader market.

Why is it so hard to accept that not everyone is a computing genius?

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Seanie Ryan
Heart

Mr/Mrs/Ms

hahahaha

when will techies learn that tech savvy users are not the same as general consumers.

Android is a great product, but you have to have a walled garden like the iphone for average joe/josephine

surely the desktop OS history has taught us that? although, come to think of it, the only thing techies learn is how to repeat "My view is the correct one, everyone should do as I say"

and yes, i do appreciate the irony of giving my view here that knocks others views... ;-)

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RIM answers Apple iPad with...The BlackPad*

Seanie Ryan
Pint

not always

so why dint apple call the iphone the red-berry? why dont dell call their all-in-one PC the i-Dell or the iMax?

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Seanie Ryan
Alien

Re : Copy

Terry, I am referring to the fact that after the iMac came out, suddenly there was and i-Everything on the market. And even irons came in bondi blue.

Now there is the iPad and all speculation turns to what x-pad the competition will bring out.

Why do tablets now have to be called pads'?

Come on, wheres the imagination?

(there are other minor examples too, but you get the idea..)

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Seanie Ryan
Headmaster

why has no-one got an imagination? including RIM

why the hell does it have to have 'pad' in the name at all??? do all companies have to copy Apple right down to the name?

SURELY they could hire a branding team to come with a name?

At least its not Dell though, who would name it the easy to remember 'X9B7207-g' :-)

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Vista-hating Microsoft throws poo at Apple's iPhone 4

Seanie Ryan
Thumb Down

@AC

whine whine whine ......

fact is, I (and almost every other mac user I know) have NEVER bought an Apple device for the coolness.

I know they dont "just work". Perfection in software / hardware from any manufacturer is pretty much impossible.

But they do 'work' much better than anything else. I know I am much more productive using a mac than windows. I have to use both on an almost daily basis so its nothing to do with what i am familiar with.

Now can you claim that you have spent years working on both, so that your post was an informed decision? Or was it just a jealous rant of someone who just fears the unknown so has to justify their own faults by masking it with a put down of others?

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iPhone 4 burns, hurts owner

Seanie Ryan
Terminator

obvious

a muppet could see that the connector melted and left a mark on the phone, not the other way around.

Unless the phone is capable of bursting into flames, melting nearby plastic and somehow repairing itself through nano-technology to appear like it suffered a minor heating.

Now theres a conspiracy for the Transformers fans !!

why isnt this story classed as ROTM?

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Hack forces Flash onto iPad

Seanie Ryan
Alert

just to clear up and ask the relevant question

suppose first of all, fair play to him... good effort.

@various, its not that Apple couldnt, its that they _Wouldnt_ (their choice really, no-one elses)

so, the big burning questions are : Does it actually kill the battery life? Does performance die? Does it crash? Can you use all the online apps, that were designed for using a keyboard, with just a touch interface?

nothing else matters much really.

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Ten Essential... BlackBerry Apps

Seanie Ryan
Pirate

amazing

modify the file structure on your phone?????? in gods name why to fuck would you want to do that?

Ah, to be fair, its great that there is an app for the 0.0001% of the planets population that want to do that.

FFS, i'm a complete low level techie and i have absolutely no desire to mess with my phone. ITS A PHONE !! Doing something just because other 'techies' go 'cooooool dude' is not _actually_ cool

and @Ben Tasker : Grow Up !

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Seanie Ryan
Grenade

wow

great article, thanks. i didnt think there was even 10 apps available for the blackberry !

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