* Posts by Unicornpiss

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Snakes on a backplane: Server-room cabling horrors

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Sadly...

Most of these pics still look better organized than the wiring closets at my current workplace.

My previous job was worse though, supporting a restaurant chain that had been in business for decades. I found among other things, a UPS plugged into itself with everything else in a power strip. (not a very good perpetual motion machine) A chicken wing with a cable embedded in it behind a computer cabinet, hanging in space. Demarks which had been added to/repaired/modded by indifferent, incompetent, and hostile phone techs over a decade or more--fun fun fun tracing any of that stuff out. A PC that had died from a mouse that was living in it peeing on the motherboard, and the piece d' resistance (in ohms) may be the electrical fire that started behind a toaster oven while I was on the premises of one of the restaurant units.

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Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge in Vulture's claws: we find looks AND brains

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Lack of removable storage=deal breaker

I would have rather stuck with Motorola when I upgraded my phone last time, but none of the Moto offerings had an SD card slot. So I got an S5, which I've overall been pretty happy with, once I got past the 1950s kitchen table styling.

Cloud services are nice for backups and LT storage, but speed, bandwidth, connectivity, and convenience concerns are why I like having onboard storage. Plus, you break you phone, pop out the SD card, drop it in a new phone or USB reader, and there are all your files, including what didn't get a chance to sync with "the cloud". This is one of my main peeves about iStuff as well. (though there are many others too) A non-removable battery is also a minus, though not that big of a deal.

I will be looking to another company when it's time to replace the S5 unless there are current models with an SD card slot available from Sammy.

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I helped Amazon.com find an XSS hole and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

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@Bill

"They will be wishing they gave more than a t shirt next time when somebody decides not to tell them because its not even worth their time."

My understanding from the article is that Amazon was not told of this flaw, but instead it was posted elsewhere on the web and subsequently brought to their attention. I suppose the next person that discovers a vulnerability could just exploit it and not tell anyone, but that happens everyday anyway...

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Chipzilla spawns 60-core, six-teraflop Xeon Phi MONSTER CHIP

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What socket?

...does that monster fit into? Something the size of a standard motherboard?

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Windows 10 build 10041: 99 bugs on the wall, fix a bug, add a feature, 114 bugs on the wall

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So what happened to Aero?

IMHO, Windows 7 had the best look with Aero and glass windows. Why has MS decided to chuck this and "fuglify" everything starting with Office 2013 and Windows 8? I understand that some compromise needed to be made for usability on touch screen devices, but it now looks worse than early versions of Gnome and KDE. Seriously, how hard is it to keep some of the elegant aspects of Aero and modify to support all devices. Even Win 7 with Aero turned off looks better though.

If they want to go with a more flat look, they should use Linux with the Cinnamon desktop for a while and take notes on how icons, multiple desktops, and the task bar are handled.

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Samsung puts eight-core processor IN A WATCH

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Reminds me...

...of the V8-powered rocking chair they had on Top Gear once...

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LEAKED: Samsung's iPHONE 6 KILLER... the Samsung Galaxy S6

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Apple has been in trouble...

Since Steve Jobs passed away, Apple has been rudderless. Oh, they were on a straight enough course that it's taken a while for the drift to set in, but they keep getting further from their core values. Do you think iOS8.xx would have been released with as many bugs or need as frequent updates if Mr. Jobs was still alive? And the iPhone6 is shiny enough, but it's awfully fragile compared to previous models, and is only just managed to come up to the level of innovation that the S5 has, and only mostly. Android OS may be less secure, but it is arguably a LOT more flexible and user friendly, at least once you get to know it. And it (at least recent versions) is really only less secure because of the "Play Store" and its apps not being vetted as well as on Apple's ecosystem and not inherent problems with it--at least no more than iOS.

With the exception of Apple being a little more secure with their 'walled garden' for apps, the S5 was already an iPhone killer. The S6 if released will just be double-tapping the survivors. The S5 has more features, and is faster. I will admit the the styling leaves a bit to be desired--and I've always hated the 50s kitchen table styled border around the S5.

Anyone that thinks that "Apple just works" has never had to support hundreds of these devices.

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Flying cars will take to the skies in 2017, if government allows

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I picture this..

Sitting in your living room watching television, when suddenly one of these smashes through and comes to rest, still with its left blinker on, while a surprised driver peers through the windscreen, still clutching their cell phone.

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Forget viruses: Evil USB drive 'fries laptops with a power surge'

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Alternative destructive method

Or, you could buy one of those cheap, Chinese-made stun guns that put out 100KV or more of electricity. A quick zap with one of these should damage about anything, though perhaps not as unobtrusively.

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$17,000 Apple Watch: Pointless bling, right? HA! You're WRONG

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Coming soon...

The gold-plated luxury edition of iTunes... (spent 2 hours today fighting with that POS so had to mention it)

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FREAKing hell: ALL Windows versions vulnerable to SSL snoop

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FF v30 not vulnerable...

Just tested on my (needs to be upgraded) Mint Linux 16 box...

I'll bet Lynx isn't vulnerable...

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Samsung Galaxy Note Edge: A side swipe at smartphone design

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These should be all the rage in the "right Twix" factory...

...But like the author, I'm a lefty. Also, I can't see a way to implement a sturdy case without at least partially blocking the "edge".

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Acer enters Windows Phone fray with cheap Liquid M220 mobe

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Entry level indeed

I know this is an entry level device, but those are pretty lousy specs these days. I hope it at least has an SD card slot.

It may well run Windows 'better' than it runs an Android OS, but on that hardware I think it would be like watching a slug race a snail.

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Revival of fortune: Mad Catz Mojo Android gaming micro console

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It's a cute device...

And compatibility with the Play Store is definitely useful. But for most folks, unless you need to use it as a poor man's PC, why wouldn't you just get Amazon's Fire TV? The specs are similar, it's cheaper, and it's not a bad little rig. And why didn't Mad Catz build the Bluetooth into the box instead of making you use a dongle?

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Microsoft man: Internet Explorer had to go because it's garbage

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Well...

At least they're not having CA develop it for them...

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For pity's sake, you FOOL! DON'T UPGRADE it will make it WORSE

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I feel like this every day working in IT

Yes, sheep farming would be easier. I don't know if I'd like to trade wading in metaphorical shit all day long for the real thing though.

As a side note, I misread "sex workers servicing clients ten times a night (plus matinees)" as "...plus manatees", which conjured up a picturesque mental image...

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Boffins baffled by the glowing 'plumes' of MARS

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Total Recall...

Someone triggered the ancient atmospheric generator, meant to terraform the planet... which promptly threw a general protection fault and shut down.

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SWINGBELLIES! Take heed AGAIN: Booze shortens your life

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But how is not drinking saving my life...

...if staying sober makes we want to off myself after a long day of whiny users, poorly-written software, inexplicable problems, and general mayhem?

On top of that, I would cheerfully trade a couple years of the part of my life that is normally spent drooling over a plate of mush in a nursing home for a bit of pleasure and escape in life, albeit artificial.

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BLAME ENGINEERS: Workstation sales soar by 8.9 per cent a year

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Our engineers love em'

We have a lot of Dell Precision "M series" mobile workstations around. While I wouldn't want to carry one of these (with 180-watt power brick) across a desert, they are actually pretty nice machines. Nice screen, good keyboard (with number pad), and with a SSD and 2GB or better video card, they are quick. Would make a good gaming laptop too. Some of our other departments are realizing that their pretty little "Ultrabook" laptops are really just shiny toys with tepid performance when it comes to actually getting work done and are coveting these as well. Then we have the *snort* Surface Pro tablets that only a delusional marketing type could love...

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$10,000 Ethernet cable promises BONKERS MP3 audio experience

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Wow, just wow

What do you bet the build quality on these is abysmal as well? Our facilities dept. used to buy "premium" AV cables for our conference rooms--they were about $50-$80 each. And they failed very frequently. Switching to plain old used monitor cables completely eliminated this problem.

Maybe when they were speaking of "unidirectional" cables they were talking about the flow of money from your wallet to the vendor.

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Toshiba Australia recalls combustible laptop power cords

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Not just Australia

A friend has (had) a Toshiba laptop of around that vintage. While a good laptop, the US-spec'd power adapter caught fire in her home. My friend smelled something strange and went into her child's room, just in time to see the adapter light up with a visible flame at the strain relief. To make matters worse, it was partially under a big, fluffy bed at the time. She caught it in plenty of time, but if she had been outside, in the shower, or had left the laptop to charge while running some errands, things could have been a lot worse, to say the least. (to be fair, this is an accident-prone person whose TV also caught fire)

When she contacted Toshiba, naturally Toshiba said (to paraphrase) that: "We've never heard of this happening before." A quick web search proved that this is definitely not the case. They did send her a replacement adapter, which she used much more cautiously until the laptop was eventually scrapped. (destroyed by toddler) I am always paranoid about unplugging all but the tried n' true "wall wart" style adapters when not in use.

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Avast there: MEELLIONS of Androiders scuttled by 'adware' game app

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Ban them for life

Any company that is going to submit to the store needs some sort of background investigation, and when one is found doing this, they need to be banned for life.

Re. Scrabble and other apps that play video ads, I simply kill the task (one button touch and a swipe) and relaunch it--only takes a few seconds and no more ad. It probably also costs the company that has authorized the ads a bit of bandwidth each time to log back into their servers.

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Apple CEO: Fandroids are BINNING Android in favour of IPHONES

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Did Fox News announce that statistic?

The company I work for was given a very good deal to upgrade our iPhones from 4s and 5s to the new 6. I suspect that we're not the only ones. That could account for some of the numbers if they're not counting new activations.

We have a LOT of iPhone 6 devices. Users like the bigger screens and faster processors, as well as the new iOS fitness and other apps, plus the fingerprint reader. We have found that this seems to be the most fragile iPhone in the last few generations of them. We have replaced a lot of these for cracked glass components, though admittedly the actual LCD isn't cracked in most of these cases. The extra 'security' is a bit annoying, especially when connecting to 'untrustworthy' wireless networks, and of course iTunes is the marketing-centric turd it has always been.

As far as I'm concerned, Apple has only just barely caught up with the last Samsung innovations, and I won't be giving up my Android device anytime soon.

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'YOUTUBE is EVIL': Somebody had a tape running, Google...

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Don't be evil, eh?

This is just deplorable strong arm robbery and intimidation from a company that should be more responsible. Due to Google's size and presence, they have a lot of power to either make the Internet (and the world at large) a better place, or just continue the age-old sleazy tactics employed by cheap swindlers since money was invented. The bigwigs at Google should be ashamed. I wonder if the EFF would be interested in taking this case...

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Beam me up, Scotty, And VAPORIZE me in the process

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So what happens...

So what happens when the unit or its controller crashes (as things often do) partway into the destruction/construction process? Sounds like a bummer for the seller who has half a product while the buyer has (maybe) the other half...

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Microsoft will give away Windows 10 FREE - for ONE year

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Drug pusher business model?

Isn't this kind of how drug pushers work? Give you free product for a while, then when you can't do without it, start charging and price the product as they see fit? After a year's free ride, is the user (or corporation) going to go through a painful upgrade process? Nope, MS has you where they want you.

And one thing I find a bit worrisome is the statement re. upgrades "..For the supported life of the product." Hmm... that seems a bit arbitrary. Perhaps the supported life of the product is 2-3 years as defined by MS and whatever deal they've struck with Dell, HP, etc. That means no upgrades for you, but you still have to pay your subscription fee for Windows or no OS for you either.

I think I'll keep on using Linux unless someone forces me to use Unity.

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Video nasty: Two big bugs in VLC media player's core library

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@monocolture

"I love ffmpeg, it can read and write practically anything for free, but this is one of the downsides of a monoculture"

...as opposed to instead having either dozens of vulnerable codecs, or missing enough codecs that idiots will download anything that a quick web search reveals MIGHT play their content, infecting themselves with viruses, adware, and at the minimum, installing poorly-written software that probably uses the ffmpeg library anyway, or God forbid, Quicktime.

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Icelandic brewers knock up whale 'nad beer

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Nadweiser?

Heck, I'd be happy to try it. I doubt it will be available in my neck of the woods though.

Seriously though, comparing this as if it's made from other endangered species that are hunted for the value of their pelts, etc. makes no sense. If the Fin whales are hunted to make the beer, then I wouldn't touch it. Since, however, they are already hunted and the brewers are just using leftover parts, this is eminently less wasteful than not making something with them. I don't know how big whale cojones are, but I'd expect you don't need too many to brew even a 5,000-gallon batch of beer.

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Anonymous vows to avenge Charlie Hebdo massacre by blitzing jihadist sites

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Anonymous can make a difference

If Anonymous wants to truly do some good in the world (and I think most of their members have their hearts in the right place), they could use their considerable collective knowledge and influence to continually disrupt and thwart all web and communications efforts of insane, subhuman radicals like ISIS that do nothing but sow misery, ignorance, and collectively set the human race back as a whole.

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4K off, Google Fiber: Comcast, Broadcom tout 2Gbps cable

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Re: IP broadcasts

Most cable companies are already streaming video on demand for all channels, even if they look like standard continuously-broadcast channels. (at least in my neck of the woods)

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Mirror, mirror: Seagate shows off 1TB data shiny at HDD beauty contest

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Beauty is only skin deep...

At least as far as laptop drives go, we've had more failures with WD "blue label" and "black label" drives than anything else. Apparently trying to imitate WD, Seagate's "Momentus Thin" line has been pretty lousy as well. Thankfully, we are no longer buying mechanical drives at all for new machines nor replacement drives.

For that price, the "mirror drive" has to have a mechanical HDD inside, and as such I would avoid picking it up like it was a multiple divorcee with a drug habit.

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Q*bert: The Escher-inspired platform puzzler from 1982

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Re: "a well-practised player...

Ahh, Xevious. Another game I loved that when I tell people about it, they never heard of it, even people my age. I think the best I did was getting past the 3rd mothership. The graphics were outstanding for the time too. I still enjoy it on MAME.

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Ghosts of Christmas Past: The long-ago geek gifts that made us what we are

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Nostalgia...

I had the "Erector Set" with motor and gearbox--a little different than the one shown, a microscope, Legos... but my favourite was the Tandy 150-in-1 Electronics Project kit. I had a ball with that and it led to me getting a (underutilized since I went into IT) degree in electronics.

...Mushroom cloud icon in honor of the chemistry set :)

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Behold our SPINNING DATA GRAVE: WD carts out 6.3TB cold storage drive

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WD reliability?

Sorry to say that with my experience with WD over the last few years, I'm not optimistic about the longevity of these. Sounds like a 6TB mass grave for data. If you're going to buy these, I'd buy at least two and mirror them. YMMV (your mileage may vary)

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HOLD IT! Last minute gifts for one's nerd minions

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Demotivators

I will be hanging up my new Despair, Inc. demotivational calendar for next year soon, the same as I have for the last 4 years. It has become enough of an icon that people detour from their day just to see what passive-agressive message each new month brings. I do love the expression on the smarmier people's faces when they start reading it thinking it is inspirational, then discover the real message.

As a side note, that Remote Desktop Manager software looks great, but at $999 for the AD-enabled version they'd be laughing themselves to death if I expressed interest in purchasing it for our dept.

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Ford dumps Windows for QNX in new in-car entertainment unit

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QNX

QNX has been used in cars by Chrysler, Audi, etc. for quite some time now and the touch screens in these vehicles are well designed, intuitive, and responsive.

I picked the icon I did because to me it's always looked like the front of a little car...

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WD and HGST: We tried to merge our two drive makers, MOFCOM said NO, NO, NO

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Re: Please keep them separate forever

Well, I can say from experience that WD laptop drives and HGST and Seagate "Momentus Thin" drives have a horrid failure rate at our company. This isn't how it used to be. 5 years ago I'd have put a WD or Seagate drive up against anything out there. WD blue and black label laptop drives have had such a failure rate that I can usually guess when a machine has one based on its symptoms. Fortunately, we are mostly done with that nonsense, having gone with SSDs for all replacements and new machines. We've stopped even bothering to warranty the mechanical drives, as we don't want them, much less a "refurbished" replacement. Toshiba mechanical drives have been reasonably good, and I miss Samsung before Seagate swallowed them--they used to make a good drive.

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Mom and daughter SUE Comcast for 'smuggling' public Wi-Fi hotspot into their home

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Re: a "vast" burden on electricity bills

Propane is so gauche. Mine runs on biodiesel, sourced only from vegan restaurants, where it is changed after every 4 hours of cooking plantains.

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Manchester festival marketers fined £70,000 over spam ‘mum’ texts

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Let's just face it..

Any unsolicited text tends to severely annoy, and while SPAM email and even snail mail is bad enough, alerting me that it's arrived on my phone, and possibly using airtime to boot, is just deplorable, as are the snail jizz that perpetuate such tactics.

Perhaps Pandora and similar that send crap notifications to my phone could take heed.

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How HAPPY am I on a scale of 1 to 10? Where do I click PISSED OFF?

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Re: Why would anyone bother

Simple---someone has to do their part to try and offset the rave reviews given by simpletons and morons.

Incidentally, the only time I was ever waved through the body scanner I discovered my luggage had been searched and left in disarray with shampoo leaking on everything. Coincidence?

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Firmware update kills Lenovo Home Media Network HDDs. Here's how to resurrect them

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Taking a page from Sony?

Have they been learning from Sony on how to alienate customers and deny liability?

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Another lick of Lollipop: Google updates latest Android to 5.0.1

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Re: Hmmm?

He upgraded the battery to run off my piss? I must stop giving it away for free...

Since I use my phone for personal and work, I'm not upgrading anything unless it's broken, especially to a new release that doesn't even have its wings dry yet.

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Hominid ancestors beat humans to the drinks cabinet, say boffins

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Pleasure pathways...

I'm skeptical that "pleasure pathways" needed to evolve, since alcohol is more of a systemic analgesic, unlike, say, marijuana, where a specific receptor is targeted.

My decidedly unscientific evidence for this is from watching a nature show years ago, where animals of many different species sought out and ate from a tree with fallen fermented berries. Animals including lions, hyenas, etc. All seemed to put aside their differences and have a high old time getting crocked. Even more amusing was the next day hangover all seemed to have, with the lion holding his head with his paws, and all looking decidedly unwell.

My general point here is, surely all these animals didn't evolve to find alcohol pleasurable to help them seek out food, especially the big cats, who are carnivores anyway, and surely all don't have the efficient gene for metabolising it. If there is any kind of pleasurable reward wired in for finding alcohol (besides getting a buzz being its own reward), it's got to be for something more complex than just finding edible food.

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Wireless Power standards are like Highlanders: There can be only ONE

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Tinfoil hat...

While this sounds like a good idea, I wonder how much more EMI/RFI pollution these will add to the environment when every home and public place has them. Yes, they are short range, but the ocean is ultimately made up of single raindrops.

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What's MISSING on Amazon Fire Phone... and why it WON'T set the world alight

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Amazon should lower the price

They may be taking a loss on the hardware if they do, but then they've pretty much ensured that the buyer is wired into their ecosystem, which should pay dividends well beyond any loss on the phone. They should market this one dirt cheap, follow it with a better sequel once a significant number of people have bought in, then it might stand a chance. This is likely what they're going to be stuck doing anyway if they have a warehouse full of these.

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You stupid BRICK! PCs running Avast AV can't handle Windows fixes

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Re: Another Laurel & Hardy moment

I can't say whether the problem is due to MS or Avast, but even if it is Avast, they still have a better track record than McAfee when it comes to bricking PCs.

But I do agree 100% with your assessment of Avast as being more about revenue than protection these days. Since Avast became mainstream, users of the free product (which used to be a true gem) are subject to popups like "Your PC can run faster", "Upgrade now", etc. which used to be the mainstay of greyware products. I used to recommend Avast whenever I'd do a side job, now I guess AVG is the only true freeware player left.

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Bond villains lament as Wicked Lasers withdraw death ray

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I like toys but...

I kind of agree with their decision. I have a fairly low power violet pointer that has enough oomph to draw lasting trails on a CRT and the reflected spot from a light-colored surface will leave you seeing a spot for a very long time. This isn't much power but it's enough to cause eye damage, and frankly, it's scary what some low life could do with something like the Arctic.

So while I think they're very cool, and part of me wishes I could rationalize spending the money on a toy like this, I think perhaps there should be a "laser safety" course offered that you must complete in order to purchase one of these, since you could permanently blind someone, cause a car/plane crash, etc. if you're an idiot with more money than common sense.

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Astro-boffins start opening universe simulation data

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short story...

The Plagiarist by Hugh Howey is a nice short story with an interesting take on simulations of this type...

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Our universe

Our universe is probably just such a simulation, errantly left running on a PC in some higher dimension when some lowly college student forgot to shut down in their rush to get to the pub. Fortunately 14 billion years to us is just an hour or two of screensaver for them...

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Hackers seize Detroit's database, demand $800k. Motor City shrugs: OK, take it

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It won't sync with his phone??

Hurry up and upgrade to Office 365/2013 Detroit so you can enjoy the wonders of OneDrive and SharePoint not syncing reliably with anything...

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