Posts by Pete the not so great
177 posts • joined Wednesday 5th October 2011 17:18 GMT
I'm sure I saw a ..
Like button on it
is this....
A viable replacement for lightbulbs?
ArseBiscuits
Polititards!
Ahh, thems were the days
Galaxian, Phoenix, Asteroids and one I cant remember the name of but it's catchphrase was "Downtown humanoid"
sounds like a requirement for
(safe for work)
http://thunderwoodcollege.com/
Re: > This pen would be a pain in the butt to use
Must be the Ann Summers version
Re: When bubbles collide!
I quite like a nice 45° myself.
Wanna be linked in buddies?
LOL
Next product..
The iRinal, pee and chat at the same time (not that it stops some people already)
Hambergers...
Is an anagram of "Shergars bum"
Re: World ends in two days?
I got a black Clio, does that count?
Re: State intervention may well result in de-civilizatory effects
Shirley, when staggering to the loo at 3AM you'd want the bulb to start dimmer, nothing worse than being blinded
Re: Even better bargain
John Terry out injured for the last few weeks, Kate Middleton suddenly
pregnant. Coincidence?
Dam 'tootin
We'll never get our dark energy powered worm hole generators now.
Re: "i said it all a million times,."
he'll have it hooked up to the washing machine before you can say spin cycle.
Never mind
It'll be objective setting season soon
Something extra to embarrass junior with
when they bring home their first girl/boy friend
Re: Au contraire, Tom 7
If all the ecconomists in the world were lined up in a row, would they even reach a conclusion?
Sounds like the Spanish version of the 4 Yorkshiremen
Luxury!
The way some people are posting
implies that you're only able to use it whilst waiting for a train.
Shirley, when the train you're on pulls into a station you can use it then too? A cheeky email retrieval/article download.
Did it make an appearance...
To vote for police commissioner ?
(Need a Yeti icon)
Eh?
I must have a tin ear, I couldn't tell the difference
I heard that some girls like older men...
but this is taking it a little far.
The bible says some pretty weird stuff about marriage
but this guy shouldn't have been punished for having an opinion.
Good judgement
Not at all at all
On three I get "all I can eat data" 600 minutes and 1000s of text messages.
for £15 a month (sim only)
prolly just a speck of dust on the lens
oooh
Great email address
to give to scum-bag recruitment agents :-)
Shirley our granddads fought in theses wars
just so that someone has the freedom to do this sort of thing?
Straight down to ca$h 4 gold
letters
Another porcine pixellated pogrom
how con I constrain my excitement
Perhaps they were
writing in to points of view.
hem
one for later
Joke doing the rounds....
Died on the third stroke...
yes, but there was an allowance made for Sealand
A picture of some woman in the nip
Oh the humanity
bad idea
I've used a HP desktop with a touch screen monitor, keyb and mouse works much better, esp with a windows UI
Re: Data Caps
hooooooooo ee, I take my hat off to you sir
Wishful thinking
at least there's a chance of wining the lotto, even if it's vanishingly small.
(there's some good lotto simulators on the web)
The have a licence ....
artistic
Power?
How about a sail, powered by Boris's hot air? Or a big key, then Boris could literally be a wind-up merchant.
Crap
Direct Line were fantastic in the past, when I was rear ended (fnarr fnarr).
I just moved my home insurance over, also 2 cars.
Time to re-think, I think
I thought it was the bees knees
When I had a VCR that could use the Ceefax TV listings to set a recording.
Re: Losing money?
Calm down dear, it's only a internets comment
Don't tell Simon Cowell
else singing mice will dominate the prime time TV next year.
Loosing money?
Great way to pay no tax
I bet Apple ...
Claims it infringes its patents
Don't forget the toothbrush
Which I've been charging wirelessly for decades
Re: Oh come on
If you live in London, you could probably answer your front door whilst partaking in said Tom.
Did her a McFavour
On a similar note, my mate Dave got fired from the dodgems
He's now doing them f'unfair dismissal
