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177 posts • joined Wednesday 5th October 2011 17:18 GMT

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I'm sure I saw a ..

Like button on it

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is this....

A viable replacement for lightbulbs?

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ArseBiscuits

Polititards!

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Ahh, thems were the days

Galaxian, Phoenix, Asteroids and one I cant remember the name of but it's catchphrase was "Downtown humanoid"

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sounds like a requirement for

(safe for work)

http://thunderwoodcollege.com/

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Re: > This pen would be a pain in the butt to use

Must be the Ann Summers version

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Re: When bubbles collide!

I quite like a nice 45° myself.

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Wanna be linked in buddies?

LOL

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Next product..

The iRinal, pee and chat at the same time (not that it stops some people already)

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Hambergers...

Is an anagram of "Shergars bum"

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Re: World ends in two days?

I got a black Clio, does that count?

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Re: State intervention may well result in de-civilizatory effects

Shirley, when staggering to the loo at 3AM you'd want the bulb to start dimmer, nothing worse than being blinded

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Re: Even better bargain

John Terry out injured for the last few weeks, Kate Middleton suddenly

pregnant. Coincidence?

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Dam 'tootin

We'll never get our dark energy powered worm hole generators now.

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Re: "i said it all a million times,."

he'll have it hooked up to the washing machine before you can say spin cycle.

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Never mind

It'll be objective setting season soon

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Something extra to embarrass junior with

when they bring home their first girl/boy friend

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Re: Au contraire, Tom 7

If all the ecconomists in the world were lined up in a row, would they even reach a conclusion?

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Sounds like the Spanish version of the 4 Yorkshiremen

Luxury!

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The way some people are posting

implies that you're only able to use it whilst waiting for a train.

Shirley, when the train you're on pulls into a station you can use it then too? A cheeky email retrieval/article download.

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Did it make an appearance...

To vote for police commissioner ?

(Need a Yeti icon)

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Eh?

I must have a tin ear, I couldn't tell the difference

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I heard that some girls like older men...

but this is taking it a little far.

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The bible says some pretty weird stuff about marriage

but this guy shouldn't have been punished for having an opinion.

Good judgement

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Not at all at all

On three I get "all I can eat data" 600 minutes and 1000s of text messages.

for £15 a month (sim only)

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prolly just a speck of dust on the lens

oooh

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Great email address

to give to scum-bag recruitment agents :-)

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Shirley our granddads fought in theses wars

just so that someone has the freedom to do this sort of thing?

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Straight down to ca$h 4 gold

letters

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Another porcine pixellated pogrom

how con I constrain my excitement

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Other than increased volume?

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Perhaps they were

writing in to points of view.

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hem

one for later

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Joke doing the rounds....

Died on the third stroke...

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yes, but there was an allowance made for Sealand

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A picture of some woman in the nip

Oh the humanity

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bad idea

I've used a HP desktop with a touch screen monitor, keyb and mouse works much better, esp with a windows UI

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Re: Data Caps

hooooooooo ee, I take my hat off to you sir

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Wishful thinking

at least there's a chance of wining the lotto, even if it's vanishingly small.

(there's some good lotto simulators on the web)

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The have a licence ....

artistic

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Power?

How about a sail, powered by Boris's hot air? Or a big key, then Boris could literally be a wind-up merchant.

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Crap

Direct Line were fantastic in the past, when I was rear ended (fnarr fnarr).

I just moved my home insurance over, also 2 cars.

Time to re-think, I think

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I thought it was the bees knees

When I had a VCR that could use the Ceefax TV listings to set a recording.

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Re: Losing money?

Calm down dear, it's only a internets comment

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Don't tell Simon Cowell

else singing mice will dominate the prime time TV next year.

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Loosing money?

Great way to pay no tax

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I bet Apple ...

Claims it infringes its patents

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Don't forget the toothbrush

Which I've been charging wirelessly for decades

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Re: Oh come on

If you live in London, you could probably answer your front door whilst partaking in said Tom.

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Did her a McFavour

On a similar note, my mate Dave got fired from the dodgems

He's now doing them f'unfair dismissal

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