217 posts • joined 5 Oct 2011
Sounds a lot like those...
Supermarket self service checkout machines.
they'll make it free, supported by ads
For all those recently graduated phoneshopologists
As my local gov turn off the street lights after midnight.
Last stand of the paper back ?
Well they (probably) wont be going to RBS
Damm, I just gave away my internet banking password
Re: @ Anonymous Bullard (was: Developer's introduction)
Luxury!! We had to chisel our code into stone, that was when computers ran at 0.5 Megaliths.
If it were developed in Russia
Would it be called Jerkov ?
is now a Premier Inn, so you to can kip in the "boardroom"
Re: I'm Brian, and so's my wife.
Brianetta post op?
it got me, but it's back now
Now thats what I call a ...
a power cloud!
What my shed got to do with it?
With DVRs it'll most likely be viewed another time.
At least she appologised
If it was a 'merkin they'd probably sue because the pier wasn't long enough.
HR are idiots.
Here we go again
How many times can you save the universe?
If HP make the cartridges
it'll be cheaper to just buy the thing.
Dam these cars for
distracting drivers from using their tech
start encoding those
Dr Who episodes
Combine it with a teasmaid
Perfect wake up accompaniment
for the self drive update
Crap exchange rate
I'd expect 5 times that rate in MS$
Re: Slightly fruity comparison
Indeed, the universe is a radioactive place, where's the off switch?
Should be free*
*to customers who spend a couple of £ks on groceries in a year.
I can take the law into my own hands!
It'd be a crime not to
take a peek
no one can hear Bob Geldof
I've used WeQ4u, with varying sucess
(yes the dragon's den, 1% bloke)
Is it water proof?
Not much fitness use if not.
Re: Just Say No...
but, but , (as the saying goes) most accidents happen at home
Re: UK vs Euro pricing
Dam tootin', they should charge £7.234623746328746328746
I don't get it, if you don't want to buy one then don't, if you do, then do.
The whole format is redundant, when's Dragon's den back on?
Does it do...
Great answers to that most stupid of questions...
What's your biggest weakness....
Interviewer: I don't consider that a weakness.
I don't give a fcuk what you think.
Humans are easily distracted? Who knew. Bring on the self driving car.
Can you lend us £$€100,000,000,000,000,000,000.10 - Please
Re: Stick a plunger on the front and say "exterminate!"
remote plumber! nice you should send that in!
and it can vacuum the carpet at the same time
even the cleaners can remote in, what's not to like?
I'm sure I saw a ..
Like button on it
A viable replacement for lightbulbs?
Ahh, thems were the days
Galaxian, Phoenix, Asteroids and one I cant remember the name of but it's catchphrase was "Downtown humanoid"
sounds like a requirement for
(safe for work)
Re: > This pen would be a pain in the butt to use
Must be the Ann Summers version
Re: When bubbles collide!
I quite like a nice 45° myself.
Wanna be linked in buddies?
The iRinal, pee and chat at the same time (not that it stops some people already)
Is an anagram of "Shergars bum"
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