2083 posts • joined 4 Oct 2011
Re: The reason invisibility only lasts for 30 mins
No no, the Koreans have invented a product call 'bird free', a gel that appears to them as a ball of fire so they avoid roosting. It's now being used by many councils in the UK as an alternative to bird spikes.
Unfortunately, to us the product looks like yellow custard.....
I assume that when covered in this it will blend in with the yellow of the sunset.
Re: Here we go again.
And we can do nothing about it........
Re: Good. But slow.
And still no one buys them
I'm glad they have so much time on their hands
Re: Which explains why it's so darned hard to swat a fly
Why swat when you can poison them and watch them die slowly?
Couldn't they have found a more manly moniker?
Where the hell do you find a beaver to get its arse juice?
Damn that is so perverted, this will surely be banned as was the use of hamsters and toilet rolls by EU directive 234/45.ARS3/Y0R-UP/342-2
Has anyone asked the beavers for their opinion?
But still no one buys them?
'Good god you're a thick trolling cunt. Kindly fuck off.'
Says everything there is to say about the state of the education system.
How can something as simple as an upgrade or new installation be made as difficult or as complicated as this?
Ah, when Microsoft is involved.
Lets see now, how complicated or difficult will it be to upgrade to iOS 7 or Mavericks?
Wonder ow much it will cost me?
Will I lose folders or have to reinstall?
Crikey, if this were to happen here we'd all be jailed for gossiping,
Have you heard Apple might release a retina screen ipad mini.........
Will not be long
Will not be long before ISP's are forced to ban its use.......
Must slant ! Must slant !
Noooooooooooooooo ! Stupid iPad
!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡ nope
Definitely in the public interest.
Can be done without breaching official secrets act.
Now this is a clever idea!
I'm surprised that other cable manufacturers haven't started to produce charging only cables for travel, with a new cable standard, maybe in Day Glo green. Hope he has a patent though this seems unlikely.
'Getting in early' with Bitcoins?
I think he has missed the boat, Governments around the world are begining to put curbs on or take ownership of it.
Don't believe for one minute he was serious about the attempt, maybe just looking for the publicity, I mean would a sane person attempt a crossing just at the time when the weather is becoming so changeable across the Atlantic?
With such a tiny open boat it would have been almost suicide.
Nokia, once the leaders made mistakes years ago, holding on to Symbian for too long then bottling it with Meego and failing to jump on the Android band wagon.
Now part of he 'empire' innovation will be stifled by the needs of MS.
Independence turned to dependence. How sad this has been for the maker of the worlds most iconic phone ever, the 8210.
I wonder who authorised the videos?
That usually comes from the top doesn't it, so a parting shot from Ballmer perhaps, before he starts his new job as a warm up act to Michael McIntyre?
Be realistic, there is a bit of give and take here....
The Government Gives, Google Takes...
You could buy a very decent compact camera for a lot less.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Got to be April 1st..... No?
Seriously, Apple will make a similar offer I'm sure an offer a £1 trade in for every Surface, and that's DOUBLE what you'd get on eBay.
It works really wel.............
Re: In checked baggage
M7 bayonet, check
M67 fragmentation grenade, check
M84 stun grenade, check
M11 pistol, check
P11 underwater pistol, check
M590 shotgun, check
M19 mine, check
Please proceed to the boarding gate and thank you for flying American..............
The M1A1 Abrams will have to go in the hold Sir, enjoy your flight.
Now this is an enlightened commitment.
I'm sure there will be some who don't like the idea.
Let them try and be damned.
I will teach them proper English!
I have just realised.....
The 'cheap phones' are not aimed at tech minded El Reg readers...
They are aimed at Girlfriends, Wives and Daughters....
My daughter aged 4 saw the pink one and said, 'daddy I WANT that for Christmas!' I asked why and her answer 'its PINK.'
Just you wait and see, it will be a GIRLY best seller, easy to use, works out of the box, simple, all female celebs will be carrying them.
Most people have already paid for them, only new buyers will benefit from this so does it mean those existing customers who buy a new phone and have the productivity suites will get a credit or their money back?
Not that great a deal is it?
If you use a case, if you don't use a case it gets scratched.
I'd be surprised if the share price doesn't plummet a little.
They better get a move on because iOS 7 is already on the way.
Damned if you tell the truth, damned if you get it wrong.
A perfect system to oppress free speech.
after navigating through 11 different 'press 1' or press '6' then they keep you on hold and play naff music for 20 minutes and while you are on hold, reminding you that your call is important to them, they are busy but you are in a queue and will be answered shortly, or you might want to email instead.
Of course your call is important to them..... You are giving them free money.
Re: Not too lethal
Unless you go for a head shot?
Find me one that isn't spying without ISP's knowledge.....
Actually we all know they are spying with or without permission, I think ISP's know this as well.
Re: Impossible to forge?
So were bank notes, but they are still forged.
Anything can be forged it just depends on how good it is.
Re: iPhone and iPad?
Didn't get Lego till you were 6, gosh you must have been deprived.
Control is power.
The world has sleep walked into this sh*t but now we are starting to wake up.
Would need a man bag
A fu*king big one.
Got to make up the deficit, the losses will always be borne by the customers.....
Don't think Microsoft sees you as anything other than a cash cow.
Re: Informal and Formal
Yeah and the rest baby!
If you aren't the kind of person to wear a tinfoil hat now is the time to take stock and have a rethink.
Sorry but the tilting exclamation mark just annoys me.
To put right the errors you mean, especially the assumption that a facebook users will agree to and terms and conditions the Zuck makes up?
Who would have thought it? Never happen to me.
That much for a dated looking LCD watch that has limited functionality? Have to charge it everyday? Now that is practical easpecially considering my watch never needs a battery and never needs charging.
I think that it's only use is to save you looking a fool holding a 7" screen phone to your ear shouting "Hello, HELLOOOOOO..."
Those foolish enough to buy them wil find they end up in some bottom draw, forgotten.
Re: The message isn't clear enough yet?
Ballmer is leaving, things will change.
Strange that the BBC technology pages are claiming Panasonic are to withdraw from making smart phones?
Didn't know they still made them?
Not a citizen
But nutty as a fruit cake. You have got to love him for it!
- JLaw, Kate Upton exposed in celeb nude pics hack
- Google flushes out users of old browsers by serving up CLUNKY, AGED version of search
- GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine
- China: You, Microsoft. Office-Windows 'compatibility'. You have 20 days to explain
- Something for the Weekend, Sir? If you think 3D printing is just firing blanks, just you wait