1871 posts • joined Tuesday 4th October 2011 20:11 GMT
Must slant ! Must slant !
Noooooooooooooooo ! Stupid iPad
!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡ nope
Definitely in the public interest.
Can be done without breaching official secrets act.
Now this is a clever idea!
I'm surprised that other cable manufacturers haven't started to produce charging only cables for travel, with a new cable standard, maybe in Day Glo green. Hope he has a patent though this seems unlikely.
Don't believe for one minute he was serious about the attempt, maybe just looking for the publicity, I mean would a sane person attempt a crossing just at the time when the weather is becoming so changeable across the Atlantic?
With such a tiny open boat it would have been almost suicide.
Nokia, once the leaders made mistakes years ago, holding on to Symbian for too long then bottling it with Meego and failing to jump on the Android band wagon.
Now part of he 'empire' innovation will be stifled by the needs of MS.
Independence turned to dependence. How sad this has been for the maker of the worlds most iconic phone ever, the 8210.
I wonder who authorised the videos?
That usually comes from the top doesn't it, so a parting shot from Ballmer perhaps, before he starts his new job as a warm up act to Michael McIntyre?
Be realistic, there is a bit of give and take here....
The Government Gives, Google Takes...
You could buy a very decent compact camera for a lot less.
It works really wel.............
Re: In checked baggage
M7 bayonet, check
M67 fragmentation grenade, check
M84 stun grenade, check
M11 pistol, check
P11 underwater pistol, check
M590 shotgun, check
M19 mine, check
Please proceed to the boarding gate and thank you for flying American..............
The M1A1 Abrams will have to go in the hold Sir, enjoy your flight.
Let them try and be damned.
I will teach them proper English!
Most people have already paid for them, only new buyers will benefit from this so does it mean those existing customers who buy a new phone and have the productivity suites will get a credit or their money back?
Not that great a deal is it?
If you use a case, if you don't use a case it gets scratched.
I'd be surprised if the share price doesn't plummet a little.
I have just realised.....
The 'cheap phones' are not aimed at tech minded El Reg readers...
They are aimed at Girlfriends, Wives and Daughters....
My daughter aged 4 saw the pink one and said, 'daddy I WANT that for Christmas!' I asked why and her answer 'its PINK.'
Just you wait and see, it will be a GIRLY best seller, easy to use, works out of the box, simple, all female celebs will be carrying them.
after navigating through 11 different 'press 1' or press '6' then they keep you on hold and play naff music for 20 minutes and while you are on hold, reminding you that your call is important to them, they are busy but you are in a queue and will be answered shortly, or you might want to email instead.
Of course your call is important to them..... You are giving them free money.
Re: Not too lethal
Unless you go for a head shot?
Find me one that isn't spying without ISP's knowledge.....
Actually we all know they are spying with or without permission, I think ISP's know this as well.
Re: Impossible to forge?
So were bank notes, but they are still forged.
Anything can be forged it just depends on how good it is.
Re: iPhone and iPad?
Didn't get Lego till you were 6, gosh you must have been deprived.
Control is power.
The world has sleep walked into this sh*t but now we are starting to wake up.
Would need a man bag
A fu*king big one.
Got to make up the deficit, the losses will always be borne by the customers.....
Don't think Microsoft sees you as anything other than a cash cow.
Re: Informal and Formal
Yeah and the rest baby!
If you aren't the kind of person to wear a tinfoil hat now is the time to take stock and have a rethink.
Sorry but the tilting exclamation mark just annoys me.
Who would have thought it? Never happen to me.
That much for a dated looking LCD watch that has limited functionality? Have to charge it everyday? Now that is practical easpecially considering my watch never needs a battery and never needs charging.
I think that it's only use is to save you looking a fool holding a 7" screen phone to your ear shouting "Hello, HELLOOOOOO..."
Those foolish enough to buy them wil find they end up in some bottom draw, forgotten.
Not a citizen
But nutty as a fruit cake. You have got to love him for it!
Too good to be true?
It usually is.
Next thing is the Green Party copyright the colour Green, MUFC will copyright Red, Blue will copyright Blue, Goldman Sachs Gold etc etc.
Also I remember a number of cars use the colour, Dylux paint, need I say more?
I could understand the surrender monkey anger if the iPhone was an alcoholic drink but it isn't.
Knee Jerk reaction after finding out that the NSA has its fingers in every pie.
Re: Hang on...
They are just trying it on, throw enough sh*t and some will stick.
As to that being a valid term, it is not, unless the parent or guardian specifically signs a document agreeing to this, a bit like acting as a guarantor on a loan.
No court in the EU would agree to this term, also unlikely in the US, but for the canny speculator it might be a good earner. Class Actions, here they come.......
With smart TV's is that they are not.
I've seen worse films than Postal and Blood Rayne, 'Boxing Helena' for a start!
Under the influence? I thought this was the expected common behaviour of the average American berserker, except in this case and unusually he was not armed with an assault rifle.
Did anyone really think that anonymity Tor could be guaranteed?
With the resources Governments have it is a given that they can see what you are upto on any day of the week.
As Tor is based and originated in America don't you think they would have allowed it if they couldn't crack it?
They just want you to have a false sense of security because it makes it easier for them to get you.
Re: LarsG Propaganda@Matt Bryant
That made me smile.
As to being a blinkered socialist, I served my time in the 'protection' of my country, and having been witness to several conflicts at the whim of politicians fancies I am glad I no longer have to be part of it.
Re: Very clever
Headphone sockets will be a thing of the past in the next few years. Once eliminated phones can be made thinner. If you have put money into this, think again.
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