Posts by LarsG

ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO......

waste tax payers money.

In six months to a year they will be back cap in hand asking for more money because of cost over runs and the fact that they deliberately bid too low.

I also wonder if the bidding process is on the lines of what used to happen in the public building sector.

The bidding firms all have a nice chat with each other then each takes their turn of a project. The others deliberately bid too high so G4S get the project. Next time round it will be another firms turn to 'win' by the same process.

Keeps the bids all in house and excludes other businesses from bidding including small businesses that 'would be offered the chance of bidding for' government contracts which was stated by the present government.

Obviously not and it smells bad.

THEY HAVE A TRACK RECORD.....

Of not knowing anything about IT being advised by people who have self interest in ripping the tax payer off for their own gain.

Being so stupid also makes them dangerous.

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE.......

I'll say it again, more than a handful is a waste, small it beautiful!

IDOL.........A PLACE OF PILGRIMAGE

Idol worshippers unite, a place of pilgrimage at last.

A new book will be published, the Steve Jobs Tales, compulsory literature in schools, 6 tales of pilgrims making their way to their idol.

Chaucer will finally be relegated to the bottom draw.

Hooray.

UGLY THING

may be they should buy Rim and get a prettier design.

AND THIS IS MEANT TO CHALLENGE.......

Apple?

Ho Ho Ho Ho and a Merry Christmas to all of you who still believe in elves and Santa!

Ho Ho Ho

Nokia? Nokia?

What the f***s a Nokia?

THERE IS A SIMPLE EXPLAINATION.....

Sgt Duffer and His ground crew forgot to top up the fuel tank. It ran out of super unleaded.

Sgt Duffer is now a private stationed in Alaska. You wouldn't want to admit to that error would you.

It's so simple it is painful.

EVEN IF

The terms and conditions state that the ISP has the right to pass on your details to these vultures we all still have a fundamental right to privacy and freedom under the ECHR.

The freedoms stand above everything. Passing you details on is a breach of your privacy, cutting off your internet or putting restrictions on what you can see or search for is a breach of freedom especially considering the importance on the internet in todays society.

When will the class action against the vultures start because there is a case. Sue the record industry for curtailing your rights.

Maybe a law firm will be brave enough.

VERY.....

UGLY, why can't they make a pretty car?

SADLY I HAVE

Agreed to a kindle as a Christmas present, the smell and touch of paper will be a distant memory. Is it waterproof and will it survive stopping the table wobbling?

Will it provide kindling for a fire when I am marooned on an island. Will it provide paper for a self rolled cig?

Book are so muchmore versatile than e readers.

HOW MANY MODELS DO THEY....

need to bring out before someone buys one.

COULD LEAD TO

Legal action. If you are faffing with your phone you are not giving 100%, a not so satisfied lady might object to the publication of your 'GOAL'.

It's true your honour, he was always playing with his phone.

ONLINE GAMERS....

spend almost as much time playing online games as working.

Now that's what I call quality of life.

AT EVERY AUCTION......

There is an idiot.

THE POINT OF THIS IS?

Rich people's play thing perhaps.

A FUSION OF SORTS...

Soon, it will be APPLESOFT, OR MICROPPLE.

EVERY OTHER WEEK.....

someone brings out a new laptop.

It seems to be a scatter gun approach by manufacturers, including phone makers.

Produce anything with anything they've got and hope they sell, if not produce something new and start again.

IT'S BAD ENOUGH....

When my wife records it to watch again and again, now she wants to know why we can't get it in 3d.

I told he in no uncertain terms, you can fleckle (fleckerl) off if you think I'm going 3d fro that!

WHEN THIS PROBLEM GETS WORSE......

They will begin to check all apps in the market place, maybe not as walled as Apple, but check they will because it is inevitable.

It will all be about trust. If you lose your trust in Android you won't stay.

MADNESS.....

I have a business, I have a sim only contract, 500mins,unlimited text 250mbs, £14 per month.

PLAYED BY 10 YEAR OLDS....

whose parents should know better.

THOUGH IT STICKS.....

in my throat, they have a product that sells, a decent wage and no hard sell to flog you something you don't need or want or what their bosses are trying to push on to you.

Good on you.

IF YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY...

YOU WILL hear the sound of how the mighty has fallen.

Not all flight crew are equal...

Publishes book on the technical aspects of air disasters.

As technology advances it takes responsibility away from the pilots, the computer flies 98% of the route because it is more fuel efficient and cost effective. As a result pilot skills decline.

There are some advocates of pilotless airliners. Computers cannot think outside the box.

Remember, some pilots are naturals and others have to work to their limits to fly, they are not all equals.

I prefer to fly with the naturals, they make it look easy, not the adequate.

A pilot

IF YOU DON'T GO QUESTIONS...

are asked why, if you do go you are damned.

The worst ones are when they include spouses, then you never get a chance to sh*g the bosses wife or the office bike.

WHAT ARE THEY THINKING

in the UK these 'top' executives have a habit of flitting from one senior position to another on an 'old boys' network.

They generally fail badly, get a wonderful payoff for failure because they have written that in their employment contract, then move on to the next job. Like a game of musical chairs but where no chairs are removed.

Maybe apple will break the cycle..... Nope.

THERE ARE TWO GREAT THINGS ABOUT THE PLACE...

The two main road leading out of there.

WHAT GOES AROUND

comes around.

IS HE OFFERING........

Any EXTRAS!!!

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.......

Hype up a product to sell it?

This is what selling and advertising are all about.

I mean has anyone complained that the pictures of McDonald's burgers are never the same as what you get in the box.

If the item had 4 and a half stars and this guy was the only winger, it tells you more about the person than product.

Look at the reviews on amazon, there's always one person with an axe to grind.

100 good reviews to 5 bad ones= worth looking at.

100 bad reviews to 5 good ones= avoid product.

GOD PARTICLE?

Do you really want to p**s him off by finding it. Maybe its hidden for a reason?

IS THIS THE BEGINING OF THE END.......

of APPLE??????

I don't think soooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

OBAMA

HAS MUCH TO ANSWER TO canceling US manned space flight. History will surely condemn this decision. Wait till the Chinese set up a moon base.

COOL........

I love it because it is sooooooo there!

Please make on with android adapters as not all of us suck up to Apple.

IF IT WAS SO ABOVE BOARD....

why was it hidden, why say nothing about it until forced to?

Imagine buying a car and only being told it is fitted with a tracker as standard 10 years after you buy it.

Very unsavory and very suspicious.

PROFIT AND DEALS

That's all its about, 4s retails in the UK at over £600, retails in Thailand £120 retails in Syria free with 1 years stay in comfortable state prison.

DHOOOOOH

A pint of duff beer would be more useful.

AND SO IT BEGINS.......

The downfall of the not so mighty.

When will businesses realise the fatal implications of 'going Groupon'.

THIS LOOKS LIKE A CASE OF.....

a red hot poker up someone's a***.

If true imagine the implications.

APPLE PATENT PENDING

'breathing fresh air', endorsed by US patent courts, not surprisingly.

This kind of patent filing stifles real development.

If it all goes......

Titsup, back to the dark ages, re-learn how to write a letter again. There maybe a delay.