Posts by earl grey

you've all missed the obvious case for enforcement

Put all the execs in a soundproof room and play their recordings non-stop all the way up to 11. Seriously.

It's the stop and the end

So, does it matter if they shove them off the roof or force them to jump?

who stirred up amandrommars?

haven't seen that many posts in one place or in one day in quite a while;

and, what's worse, they're almost understandable...wtf with that?

Mr. Pai is NOT a dingo

I've heard he only eats a FEW babies....

who opens their door to strangers?

I'm not too worried about it, but don't expect wife or kids to ever open the door to strangers.

You missed the "no trespassing" sign?

I don't know you...you need to leave now before the sheriff gets here.

IOT = POS

'Nuf said.

"but the majority provide other services that they might not appreciate being paid for"

Outsourced all that - just sayin'

you're shafted no matter what

didn't update your software - guilty

did update your software - guilty

let your self-driving car actually self-drive - guilty

didn't use the self-driving feature - guilty

ran over 42 little kids - extra guilty

blowjob journalism

Seriously? I thought IT was going to be the thing to do... Who knew?

just for a day

it would be nice if, just for a day, the "two big" search engines blocked say....

The top 1000 song artists

The top dozen music publishers

All the top "rights" groups

and returned the search with a "sorry, we can't provide that today to show you how government control of search is a bad thing..."

intel blah blah blah

The only reason Intel continued to invest and try to make better/faster chips was because they had competition from AMD for at least 5 minutes or so... the telcos still don't have competition on their home turf.

scripting is what kills my FF

It's bad enough when a site has a primary script (in their name), but when I ok that and suddenly see 20 more pop up and can't see anything on the site... you're done for.

scripting is by far the biggest overhead pig in my FF... "normal" stuff is satisfactory...

I did not lie

'fingers crossed behind back'

wankers

British Embassies abroad?

So, if i posted a picture and the address of a British Embassy in the united snakes they would send someone over to tag me? Good luck with that.

All i can say is FML

and if you don't like that, ODFO

cat-8?

WTF happened to cat-7?

this rates a "pants on fire"

"“There’s a huge amount of abuse because they can game the system and get lots of reimbursements from people who never take it up,"

and the whole article reads like it was written by the telcos. For shame Reg, for shame.

Carry on

And have a few of these to help.

so, at this rate i should live forever?

Naw, talk to the hand.

Icon seems appropriate.

Arse my eye

You haven't learnt to pre-fill your calendar. Back to school with ya and learn yer lessons sonny!

After that you can have one of these...

You forgot the other part

The requisite layoffs of redundant personnel and the experienced (read: more highly paid) employees.

Only then can the bonuses and happy dance begin.

incentivise

Sounds like someone need a high voltage discharge to the bollocks.

"“top five cloud trends for 2017”."

And here i mis-read that as clowns. Would have made just as much sense.

it'll never happen

The tube is too expensive

The train is too expensive

The route is too expensive

They'll have to stop every 300 metres in every town to pick up passengers

They'll have to avoid environmentally sensitive areas

They can's use fossil fuel and water and air

They have to give a hoot and not pollute

They can' t build in my back yard (NIMBY)

The tickets will be too expensive

There won't be enough passengers

Now GTFO and off my lawn!

he's just unhappy

he missed the gravy train

₤ = $

Getting there is half the fun. I want my metric ₤.

/s

As far as italy making autos as good as german...i'm sure they can figure a way to cheat on their diesels too. /s

won't pass constitutional exam

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press;" and it doesn't say, "except for porn" or "except for what I don't like"... it says NO LAW. regardless of what numpties or former supremes say. It's sad that the new attorney general feels the need to suppress porn (instead of going after real crims).

Flames on all of them...

I don't want their ads

And i don't want anything going back to them except dumps; and then only with my express permission. ODFO MS

steering clear of talking about the security risks

Bugger all. Minor details that. Are they paying the insurance and have they got attach points so when this rolling coffin gets hit they can just drop it in a hole?

Have they figured out the conundrum of who gets sacrificed - the passenger or the crowd of kiddies on the sidewalk when a lorry comes screaming toward it?

Inquiring minds want to know.

"diverse and pluralistic radio content"

So, someone else's version of shite instead of my normal shite?

Thanks, but no thanks.