Liked this a lot. Reminded me to go look up some info on the five inclines they used to have in Cincinnati that i saw the remnants of maybe 45 years ago. Brakes be a good think when you read about those old systems.
Re: You can probably get Microsoft to give you Windows 10...
I expect even anti-virals wouldn't help much; nor would anti-fungals or simply anitbiotics. Best to wear those gloves someplace you really need protection.