* Posts by earl grey

1630 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Sep 2011

Kill animals and destroy property before hurting humans, Germany tells future self-driving cars

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Devil

"mowing down other creatures"

I got me some bacon!

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Happy

7. All robots must reply with "by your command" when responding to human direction.

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Unhappy

@Eddy Ito

And they would check your tyre pressure, top them up if necessary; top up your washer fluid (in later years); take your cash and give you proper change without you having to count it out for them.

Forget trigonometry, 'cos Babylonians did it better 3,700 years ago – by counting in base 60!

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Pint

beer for boffins

Ancient and modern. Here's to maths!

Node.js forks again – this time it's a war of words over anti-sex-pest codes of conduct

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Trollface

sounds like he should be working on unix

" has something of a history of being inflammatory, and has regularly been accused of abusing his own powers to shut down debate he doesn't like."

Nasty firmware update butchers Samsung smart TVs so bad, they have to be repaired

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Trollface

How does this work on my CRT TV?

I feel like i'm missing out on something.

Headless body found near topless beach: Missing private sub journalist identified

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Pint

Re: This story is still nowhere near as strange as...

Nice. "if..."

Loved that movie and still have the VHS. Have a beer.

Western Digital hauls out weighty tome with 20TB external storage

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Trollface

I would cry if i lost that much pron

I mean data...yeah, that's it.

Spotify cleared of exposing kids to self-love innuendo in TV spot

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Facepalm

Re: Parenting

Ah, like the old "fly united". Snork

Private sub captain changes story, now says reporter died, was 'buried at sea' – torso found

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Terminator

Re: Bah!

What? You've never had to do that?

Biz sends apps to public cloud, waves 'bye to on-premises server folk. NO! WAIT!

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Facepalm

Re: Wow....

"boardroom primates"

I think you have mistakenly moved them up the ladder by several steps.

No, the cops can't get a search warrant to just seize all devices in sight – US appeals court

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Flame

Re: Wrong Solution

Pshaw. Next thing you'll be saying they shouldn't be killing citizens in the streets.

Read IBM CEO Ginni Rometty's letter to staff: Why I walked from Trump's strategy forum

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Gimp

Re: Trump was right the first time

Puppetmaster....hmmm; wonder if we could get the Major after him.

Ancient IETF 'teapot' gag preserved for posterity as a standard

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Unhappy

Re: Enterprise Javabeans

I'm sad.

Chap behind Godwin's law suspends his own rule for Charlottesville fascists: 'By all means, compare them to Nazis'

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Thumb Up

Bugs Bunny would call them "maroons"

I'm good with that.

US prosecutors demand data to unmask every visitor to anti-Trump protest website

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Facepalm

Re: In my newsfeed 'highlights' today

They didn't have a choice. Everyone else in either party was far worse. Hard to believe, I know; but true.

Waymo fleshes out self-driving car tech with hardware that goes soft at first sign of trouble

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FAIL

I can see it now

Buried under an 18-wheeler. Yup, soft panels and all.

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Trollface

Re: Cost of repairs?

permanently soft

I do, it's not hard at all.

The cheek of it! Beach bar owner shoots nude bather in the booty

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FAIL

i have to say the bloke was lucky

My first thought was that if i had been in the group i would have gone back and put his rifle some place the sun doesn't normally shine. What an arse!

Foot-long £1 sausage roll arrives

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Flame

nothing like hot molten cheese

To take the skin off the roof of your mouth.

You had ONE job: Italian firefighters suspected of starting blazes for cash

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Flame

Burning down the house

Not My House.

Britons ambivalent about driverless car tech, survey finds

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Trollface

@AMBxx - Self breaking

Every car I ever owned could self break. None of them had automatic braking though.

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Trollface

gawping out the window

"Most of Blighty's ex-drivers would also spend their time in a driverless car gawping out the window"

So just like now?

UK publishes Laws of Robotics for self-driving cars

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Stop

Re: Fail

You don't understand. When all the meatsacks are gone or not allowed to drive, the automobots won't have a need for red lights and so that technology will simply go away.

Particle boffins show off 'cheap', cute little CosI, world's smallest neutrino detector

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Pint

Thank you boffins.

Have a few for your fine efforts.

CMD.EXE gets first makeover in 20 years in new Windows 10 build

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Facepalm

Re: What's the point?

" Old Yeller treatment"

That's kinda harsh. At least the Yearling treatment. erm..................

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Thumb Up

Re: Fucking Heresy

I Proclaim you the internet winner for the day!

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Facepalm

so they fixed it?

To use CTL-C and CTL-V? Have i been sleeping in the tip?

Anyway, monitors are really great lizards, so this whole thing is a tip-o-the-hat to our lizard overlords.

And the chocolate is that nasty Nestle's stuff. So not really.

Cardiff did Nazi that coming: Hackers slap Trump, swastikas, Sharia law on e-sign

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Trollface

Re: Sarf Wales

"after nine on a weekday. "

AM, or PM?

Trump-backed RAISE Act decoded: Points-based immigration, green cards slashed

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Mushroom

Re: The Information Technology Industry Council, AKA "Isn't It Ironic".

"Mostly at the expense of the incumbent natives. Remind me - how much of the country was stolen from the First Nations again?"

Who took it all from the old ones who were there before them, and the ones before them, and the ones before them. this is nothing new and has been going on for thousands of years. stop acting like it's something that "just happened yesterday" and "oh, we're so bad" because we're just the latest group.

Canadian ISPs do not Canuck around: Bloke accused of piracy grilled in his home for hours

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Devil

I guess they're lucky

Pulling that stunt in the US might have found them face to face with a loaded shotgun. I'm not a gun nut, but invade my property and try to buffalo me and you're in for it.

Facebook pulls plug on language-inventing chatbots? THE TRUTH

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Trollface

Does your animal have two legs?

Bollocks

So my animal has tentacles?

Sputtering bit-blasters! IBM's just claimed densest tape ever record

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Trollface

Still waiting

For something to replace my TR4's.

How can you kill that which will not die? Windows XP is back (sorta... OK, not really)

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Pint

It's hard to know from your headline

If i should upvote you for Black Dahlia or Lovecraft. In either event; have one.

NEWSFLASH Now even science* says moneybags footballers are overpaid

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Pint

Re: A can of worms has opened

Anyway, since it's a can of worms, you may as well have wormwood.

Autonomous driving in a city? We're '95% of the way there'

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Devil

i still haven't seen the answer

What happens to ME, the passenger, when some wanker causes a kerfluffle and the car has to save me or a dozen kiddies on the sidewalk. I expect it to save me. No ifs, ands, or buts. And i really don't expect the manufacturers to insure these vehicles. they don't want the responsibility for what they sell now; they're sure as sin not going to want it when the cars are level 4 or 5 out on the byways.

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Trollface

Re: Strong push?

Personal computers ... didn't seem all that useful to the general public

So, nothing much has changed then.

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Facepalm

Re: BMW

And here I thought it was Lexus drivers were the worst arseholes. My bad.

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

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Facepalm

spam, spam, eggs, and spam

and bacon. lots of bacon.

and fried eggs only.

and no sauce.

and a thick slice of pumpernickel with butter

and more bacon.

Pre-order your early-bird pre-sale product today! (Oh did we mention the shipping date has slipped AGAIN?)

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Facepalm

I want unicorns!

when can i expect delivery. oh, wait...

BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY

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Unhappy

Benedict who?

Well, at least he didn't use Quisling. Most these days may not remember.

Adobe will kill Flash by 2020: No more updates, support, tears, pain...

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Angel

but, but..what about my flash pronz?

Must convert now...

US vending machine firm plans employee chip implant scheme

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Paris Hilton

I can't have it interfering with my right hand

She knows.

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Trollface

Re: Tagging employees with chips

Well, unless you look cool; like the guy in Hitman.

Sweden leaked every car owners' details last year, then tried to hush it up

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Unhappy

Re: America... no, the world, stranger than fiction!

Just so you know about Love Canal...

It was a clay sealed chem dump that met all the standards of the time and place.

It was donated to the city/school district for putting a school on top of only and was NOT supposed to be dug down into.

Some greedy wanker in the city/school saw all that wonderful vacant land sitting there and figured they could make a ton of money selling it off for housing lots.

The builders dug down through the clay seal and put in basements and VOILA! chemicals leaking into everything!

Raise a big stink any way you want, but the original canal served its purpose as originally constructed and if not dug into would still be sealed up tight today with none of the problems. The property should have been permanently noted on title transfer as being a former chem dump. I don't know if that happened or not and what subsequent "cleansing" of the records may have happened for the sales to progress. And yes, it sucked for those who bought property there.

Ten new tech terms I learnt this summer: Do you know them all?

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Trollface

Re: For that you need (new term) OLED

"Or Enhanced Bass sound"

Would that be the Enhanced Billy Bass talking fish sound?

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Trollface

Re: "weaved"

"But there's also the people who say "I have went"."

Everyone knows it's I done gone.

User filed fake trouble tickets to take helpful sysadmin to lunches

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Devil

Re: Has a customer ever apologised to you?

Gaaah...I can hear that playing in my head now.

HMS Frigatey Mcfrigateface given her official name

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Trollface

City class names are ok

Thank your stars they aren't being named for the residents of No 10, or we would have HMS Bint.

190 Cray employees hosed down with shower of pink slippery

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Unhappy

pink slippery

Is that like the pink slime stuff? Same result I guess.