418 posts • joined 28 Sep 2011
What we usually get at work.
Re: A whole raft of ridiculous new words
I hate to say it, but you're starting to read like something from Amanfrommars.
Luftie only wants to cut headcount
And they're counting on a big blue company to work up a nice redundancy list.
it's not bacon
If it were a year's supply of bacon....mmmmm
I'll have mine as Eureka
With a pocketful of Coralians.
OH, BOO HOO
What were you saying?
Bend over backwards?
As any fule know, you're supposed to bend over forwards to receive your presents.
All i can say
Is that I hope it can straighten out as needed when the time comes.
Where's Home when you need him?
D'OH D'OH D'OH D'OH D'OH D'OH D'OH D'OH D'OH D'OH
Flaming skull & motorcycle
You could almost make a movie out of that.
Re: Really? Worried? You had me for a minute there
Wait a minute. Sheep videos? Where...?
Re: please tell me how this works....
"suddenly taking on more staff"
Any yet they've announced a 5K head-chopping to go along with this split. Maybe they'll offer to hire back all those bodies at a new lesser pay scale without pension and other benefits.
I didn't know they had that much executive overhead
They are dumping the upper management and not the workers, right?
i need another shower
between this, the morons in gubmint, and the morons in the so-called security arena...icccckkk
Too F'ing bad
You made your bed, now sleep in it.
Re: There are lies ...
Don't call me Shirley.
unauthorized snooping by noobs
what could possibly go wrong?
Re: @John G Imrie
Aye, but the only difference between who is defined as a criminal and who is not is based purely on who is in power when the law is passed and who controls them (whether religion, big business, or the oligarchs).
her own climb up the slippery pole.
pass me the mind bleach if you please
Oh BOO HOO
Re: Okay, now I get it!
I suspect he tossing
Well, you got that right....he is a tosser.
Gruntle your employees
at least it wasn't "bend over"
getting my coat
i read gear as BEAR
And i wondered what kind of bear it was....that, at least, would make it more interesting.
Net Neutrality? Hold my coffee, I got this: FCC says it's still considering all options for Open Web
it's as if millions of comments had suddenly been deleted...
income will then come directly from consumers
It already does.
clean that gunk
Start with dish detergent....no luck?
Go to denatured alcohol...no luck?
Go to MEK or Toluol...no luck?
go to flames
something you're continually fingering
Au contraire. I've been fingering my stylus the last 50 years and other than a few wrinkles here and there, it's just like new.
so MS is giving up all its H1B visa requests
Didn't think so.
But, if you're not in the US
You will get a very kind ODFO.
Don't need sharks with tornados
Still waiting for my sharks with frikkin' lasers.
Was that pre-legal or post-legal? Erm, not that i know anything about any of that; or who she is; or what she does; or anything at all... yeah, that's it...I didn't really post here today.
The MTBF figure is two million hours
TL; DR seagate? yeah, sure.
there's always nature's pocket
if you have to ask...
My TV is talking to me
No, wait; it's the fridge. I can easily imagine how the wacko anti-cell-tower folks are going to flip over having "stuff" in their own house sending secret messages into the aether.
Condolences to friends and family. You really were one of the good guys.
Re: " FINGERPRINTS"
I can get 'Nectar Points'? Which finger do you want? What?, not that one!
So, does anyone have reliability stats on these HGST units?
well done Dabbs.
Have another one
Re: Has anyone noticed
Timur's mountains of skulls were greatly exaggerated for effect.
"tracks....to let it get over small obstacles."
Re: Sucks more
Maybe not your shoes, but if it can climb doors with the tracks, it can polish your knob.
Still available from many artisans. Still as amazing as ever. Beautiful things brought to you by chemistry.
what idiot uses 1 2 3 4 5 for a password
well, there must be a few
won't want it; don't need it
Said it before, so i'll bore you with it again. There's virtually nothing in my house (except my computer) that i want talking to anything; anywhere; period. And i'm not always sure about the computer. 'nuff said.
Re: Polaroids FTW
"sending said filth"
Seriously? Nudity equates with filth now? What bizarro world do you inhabit?
Re: What's a jlaw?
I keep reading that as "what's a jackdaw?"
Re: Lesbianism vs. beastiality
Thanks. I'm off my tea now.
She'll put you in hot water every time.
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