Not used to
"They are very large animals that are not used to being kept as pets [...]"
As opposed to, say, cats who are born pre-accustomed to being kept as pets? From their previous lives?
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...that MessageLabs read their customers' emails? What if a false positive gets "intercepted"?
From: Wife <wife@home>
To: Husband <husband@work>
Subject: Re: $$$
You will increase my credit card limit or else no hawt s3cks tonite!!
MessageLabs reports that lately CIOs have been getting increasing amounts of wife spam...??
What would really be useful(!) is a panic button that is small enough to be attached to a keychain and, when pressed, emits "oh noez! the green phosphorescent liquid escaped its containerz!!11"-type alarm sounds. So when you're in any kind of sticky situation, even if away from a computer, you can take out the panic button, flip the cover, press it and save your friends with the power of laughter. <insert happy ending icon here>