* Posts by Powernumpty

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No means no: Windows 10 nagware's red X will stop update – Microsoft

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Oh come on

They were asking for it going round dressed in Windows!

Sure I know they said "no" (smirking) but ask any other large morally corrupt corporation if they would do the same thing and you know what they'd say, amirite!

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You can be my wingman any time! RaspBerry Pi AI waxes Air Force top gun's tail in dogfights

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Trollface

This was a scam by Intel

They now have the Raspberry Pi flagged as munitions and cannot be exported or sold across the world without the US getting a cut.

There is hope for the Atom yet.....

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Parliament takes axe to 2nd EU referendum petition

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False choice

The options were never leave the EU or "stay as is".

The post referendum outcome would have been

leave, Europe gets all pissy but maybe has to reflect on it's practices and PR (PR mainly).

Or

Stay and have to whole political moves towards the United States of Europe controlled by a small elite accelerated because "we the people decided", that's what we said we wanted right?

Cameron would never have been allowed to have the vote if the elite didn't think we were sufficiently inured to the situation that we would never stand against it.

From this point on be positive, contribute you positivity to the situation, build the future from integrity and honesty.

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BlackBerry's turnaround stalls

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Blackberry and gender

Unfashionable to notice either.

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77 per cent ignore company social media policies

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gettin' more stupider

I worry that when faced with a new problem rather than delve into any past history I will reach for a search engine and armed with the unique words associated with the problem set forth to gather the latest information.

I rarely end up on a true social media sites but Youtube has delivered some gems, when there are 20 options as part of an unfamilair software set up it is so much easier seeing what someone else (with a working install) has chosen than RTFM and try to consider all obscure options.

If the guy who wrote the software says in his Youtube video don't worry about switches 8-15 in normal use then already I'm ahead.

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Late night smartphone use makes women go blind

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Re: Deliberate differential dark adaption...

That is why I often blink one eye at the young ladies, they can be so dazzling, your honour.

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Zuck covers up mic and cam pickup because sharing isn't always good

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Re: dadada

That was the cloning fee, you see these are not the real Zucks, it's Russian roulette hacking.

Actually 16M got quite a few copies as he turned out to be a remarkably simple organism, consisting mainly of smarm and avarace.

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Keep on trucking: Dropbox's Magic Pocket and the curse of the loading bay

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Re: "Who's surprised?"

A bit unfair, the story is sort of "large IT task assessed, system designed and tested, move completed successfully, very little to scream about but good to see some serious people, do proper engineering.

The fact that some of the biggest bottlenecks occurred in the physical universe is a nice reminder that the cloud is "out there" just not very far out.

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Laser probers sniff more gravitational waves from mega black hole smash

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Barking

On Radio4 they were talking about laser detection of gravity but I think it needs 1kg hopping rabbits to be spread about the universe for calibration or something.

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Cybercrooks are pimping out pwned RDP servers

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Re: Likely full of keyloggers....

Windows 10 machines?

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Lester Haines: RIP

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TOP man

Hits F10.

R.I.P. Lester, my condolences to his family.

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Apple man found dead at Cupertino HQ, gun discovered nearby

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My Guess

Illuminati or Skype for business.

(But on a more serious note, condolences to the real people affected by this event)

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Want a job in security? Lock down US military's supermarkets

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Reportedly relates to dangerous goods being shipped in to camp.

There is a rouge terrorist group booby trapping gourds.

The group is called al-cucumber and cats have been trying to alert us to the danger for some time.

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Oculus, why do you need to record our every move? Al Franken asks

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Re: Inserted Adverts

That would not be intrusive enough, they'd have your opponent stop what he, or she is doing, freeze you, disarmed to spot you for 30 seconds while they tell you the advantages of taking out carpal tunnel insurance with the gamers insurance company.

That cow in the lovely scenery, follows you, starts talking, she is doing pre-election stuff today.

You know those adds on youtube that you can't skip because the PC owner has not installed any add block, think of that but really in your face, with your eyes wired open.

You can continue fragging in 29, 28, 27.....

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Sir

I have to ask you to stop breathing like that, that rhythmic breathing has already been registered to the Facebook organisation and any copying or seeking to take advantage of any Facebook owned movements will be pursued in the virtual courts.

Please note to defend your self in the virtual court you will need to have a current Facebook account, approved VR headset, if you do not have these a charge of $3000 will be made for provision of same.

All actions, speech, movements and communications become the sole property of Facebook during the use of the VR and court and subsequently. No details of the court proceedings or outcomes may be shared on social or other forms of media.

Failure to comply with the above terms renders your dispute invalid and will result in legal action for defamation of the brave new VR world.

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We bet your firm doesn't stick to half of these 10 top IT admin tips

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I think the guy was let off for perceived honesty, responding positively to honesty is better than the next guy who looses his kit dreaming up some scam that is hard to disprove but leaves us all ethically poorer and in a world of pedantic distrust.

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'Planet nine' theory boosted by Kuiper Belt Object with odd orbit

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Re: Lost

@ Alien8n

Much as I hate to get drawn on this subject, mainly because “thinking” is unpatriotic.

I have found there are two basic types of people when it comes to this subject

1. those who look at hundreds of facts, observations, motivations and connections.

2. those who would rather not have to think.

The second group are normally identified by the urge to other stop people thinking too.

Ending and comments with “Period”, or “No further thought required”

For those with brains feel free to use them, with my blessing.

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Lost

Having spent too much time on youtube seeing videos about Niburu, Planet X Anu, Enki and Enlil etc. I was feeling smug in my scientific belief "listen kids if there really was a big planet out there don't you think we would detected it by now?"

Then this comes along, I feel like the guy who has stepped in bigfoot crap, I want to brush it off but there is a lot of it.

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Hope for Hitomi after tumbling space 'scope phones home

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Re: Japan may be good at rescuing malfunctioning spcaecraft

One thing I am happy to display as a Brit is the ability to smile if someone makes a joke at my expense (as long as it is a half decent joke, and I have clothes on).

Cultures that are all about "face" probably need to chill a bit.

I've worked with some genuinely good people from the far east who have been replaced with less competent people because they had threatened the superiors technical standing, do that a few times and it gets very tiring.

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Microsoft's bigoted teen bot flirts with illegali-Tay in brief comeback

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AS is born

Artificial Sycophancy.

Amazing that the code got so far up the release chain, or is it.

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We wrap our claws around latest pre-Build Windows 10 preview

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Feedback

Once I had installed my feedback OS everything started working fine.

Telemetry much reduced too, ironically I call that a win-win even though it isn't anymore.

Thanks

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Japan loses contact with new space 'scope just weeks after launch

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Swing by some time

Just a couple of lumps off 252P/LINEAR, P/2016 BA14 doing a flyby, should have ducked.

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LogMeIn adds emergency break-in feature to LastPass

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Re: why trust a third party?

"What's wrong with using a Libre Office spreadsheet protected (AES encrypted) using a sentence (upper case lower case and symbols) that one memorises? Locally stored and backed up on changes (multiple back ups), and also uploaded to a private FTP server again protected by a strong password?

Perhaps I am missing something? Please enlighten me."

1. All your passwords are visible on screen (depending on the screen size), easy work for a trojan.

2. Copy paste does not clear itself

3. no validation of password complexity

4. no way to securely share info via a central server

5. no version control

6. does windows still index the text of open files I can't remember - could have sworn I found the contents of an encrypted word doc from search some time back.

7. I'm sure there is more but I don't want to spend more than a minute thinking about it and you got upvotes so I'm probably trying to convince the wrong people.

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Internet's root servers take hit in DDoS attack

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When

World war 3 kicks off, the internet will need to be taken down or at least "handled",

They can't have the people on the ground exchanging information and certainly not anything factual or real-time.

There will probably be some level of residual "Internet" service as that will help the planning, if you know what people are concerned about you can tailor events to suit.

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Google says its quantum computer is 100 million times faster than PC

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I realiise

I have been spending too much time watching Vines, D-Wave made me laugh.

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Russian "Pawn Storm" expands, rains hell on NATO, air-gapped PCs

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Air is not a vacuum

Where there is IO there is hope.

That LiFi stuff sounds interesting, I always thought the flashing leds were a good way out, hell with a couple to modulate you could probably map the room and inhabitants.

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Booming Ballmer bellows 'bulls**t' over Microsoft's cloud revenue run rate

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Often

Being outside the vehicle allows you to see where it is headed, if it is on an incline, slope, or even an approachig cliff.

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Amazon's new drones powered by Jeremy Clarkson's sarcasm

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Some say

In the UK you'd have to reroute a footpath to make space for your Amazone deliveries.

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Edgy online shoppers face Dyre Christmas as malware mutates

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Re: Buy Locally, Your Are having a Laugh

"please do not feed the trolls"

Being on the spectrum can be good for IT work but it sure makes for easy trolling.

"No No I think shopping on the internet is a good thing!"

"yes so do we, he was just .. oh never mind"

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Commentard achieves bronze badge, goes directly to jail

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Re: I've been around here for ages

"2/. Respond with "Here, have an upvote/downvote.""

4/. Correctly label sarcasm as sarcasm, it helps the Americans

5/. Correctly label trolling as trolling, if helps the Americans

6/. Poke fun at the Americans but then explain you are making fun, or explain anything actually, you know why.

I was joking, it's British humour.

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Microsoft quietly slips out patched patch for Outlook – in camouflage

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Dear microsoft

Thank you for f*cking my weekend, if I can ever do the same for you don't hesitate to ask, I'd be only too happy.

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Your taxes at work: Three hours driving to turn on politician's PC

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Re: But...

"Just resetting the breaker is clearly not enough in today's world."

Racist!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

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Microsoft rolls out first 'major update' to Windows 10

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Believe it's Linux fanboys moaning, if that makes you happy.

Believe it right to the last moment, right to the second MS announce they are dropping legacy "desktop" software support or something similar.

It will happen.

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Pause Patch Tuesday downloads, buggy code can kill Outlook

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Very strange

One Outlook showed the problem, removing the offending updated fixed it for now.

Another machine experienced the no log on issue but I can RDP to it, that update not showing but it did do the 15 updates in the middle of nothing much. I did have to hard reset at one point.

Either that machine was hosed by the update but the update is gone now or not showing or it is another one of the updates done that day.

Either way it seems so bloody random and no Windows install is like the next, at least with Linux you can have two installs at the same level and patch with some confidence.

Gut sick of this vague muddle of a spying OS.

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Flying drug mule crashes in Manchester prison

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Monofilamanent mesh

Doesn't even need to be particularly fine, half meter squares would be a bugger to see and navigate through, especially if they move in the down draught. Couple of layers of that with central motion/displacement detector (AKA the spider) and it would be time consuming to make something to cut and then get through the layers.

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How Microsoft will cram Windows 10 even harder down your PC's throat early next year

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Cat - I get the reference

Toxoplasma Gondii.

Crazy cat-lady syndrome, nice explanation of the 10 roll out.

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Microsoft's Big Data-driven improvement efforts flounder

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Progress

arse:elbow

1:2

That seems to be usual ratio, what to make of it though....

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California enormo-quake prediction: Cracks form between US boffins

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Henry!

It's only 14.9% difference, take down that Schramm and put the mini nuke back in store, nobody is going to give you a hard time if it doesn't happen.

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TalkTalk website STILL down on day TWO

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"Talktalk is like yo mamma".

Not like mine, when I called them they didn't manage to sound disappointed with every life decision I've made so far.

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Linux bids for UAV world domination by enslaving future skybot army

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Already bored

While fiddling with basic quad I thought to myself "can't this thing go get a pint of milk yet?". Won't be long and the idea of "going to get the shopping" will be seen as an archaic pursuit, oh sure there will be virtual malls for VR but actually taking your physical body to a retail location! lols.

We need to work on good machine "spotters" soon, forcing FPV users to enlist someone to watch for people or air traffic is reminiscent of the guy who used to walk in front of the early motor cars carying a red flag.

My basic foam plane has been chased enough times by manically excited dogs when trying to land that I figured dog walking again could be better done by a few drones and some planning. For the record rear engined foam planes do something strange to even mild mannered hounds, I think it is the motor growl, be a bit careful as they really really don't like it at some speeds. I do keep well away from people and animals but a border collie off the lead can cover a surprising amount of field in a short time when possessed by the rc madness, I discovered. I had to use hedgerows to slow the thing down so I could get to the plane before he did.

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Connected kettles boil over, spill Wi-Fi passwords over London

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I have an "Internet" microwave

They were being sold off cheap on Ebuyer and I read the details as follows

Blah Blah, Big Brand, Blah Blah Blah, Stainless Steel, Blah, With built in Grill

£50

All these naysayer can save you money, as they turn their noses up at junk internet features they may actually miss the main hardware on offer. It has worked fine for a few years now, never used any of its "digital" features (unless you count the door handle).

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Shocker: Net anarchist builds sneaky 220v USB stick that fries laptops

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Re: He obviously read my comment on the previous article

I remember reading that comment, he's obviously an agile and proactive supplier of digital death.

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To save me adding another comment I wonder how much protection a USB hub would afford?

I assume it would depend on the design but who checks their layout against -220V?

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Google says Loony broadband balloons are 'nearly perfect'

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Yes

the real clouds you can see are below the balloon, and your signal gets through the clouds to the balloon and on to the cloud, yes.

No you stay one the ground, and your phone too.

Well we don't as much steer the balloon as make it go up and down.

No the wind in your village should not affect reception.

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Furious LastPass fans fear password wrangler's fate amid LogMeIn's gobble

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Re: LastofLastpass

@Roland6 - Interesting, might be related to an old bug, tried it on one machine got the "screen full" but was spooked enough to just delete another account without a fresh export.

The first machine was one I had previously exported to CVS three days defore, might have clicked via a second link process, but both times same browser OS etc, either way glad I'm free of it now, ones less bug to work around.

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Re: Time for MSFT to step-in

Have an upvote for quality trolling.

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LastofLastpass

On a hunch I exported my details a few days ago in a .CSV format that easily imported into something else.

Post announcement I went to export again and the format had changed (php dumped into a screen full of text)

I assume this was to make it harder to jump ship or trigger a network data scrape. Please feel free to use the clipboard, it's not monitored!

Did anybody else get to compare output before and after announcement?, felt phishy to me.

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Dot-gay bid fails again: This time because it is too gay

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So let me get this right

People of sexual orientation N are looking to be accepted as anybody else, for their sexuality to not be the cause of discrimination and bias, to help this cultural embrace they want to avoid the use of general domain names and build a sexuality exclusive part of the "must not be filtered, censored or interfered with internet"?

Is it driven by some goverment? seriously is it trying to "out by web history"?

I'm on the wrong side of the fence and will doubtless break my downvote record but - making something we are told is normal accepted as normal, not even "remarkable" probably doesn't require chopping up the net to "them and us".

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Factory settings FAIL: Data easily recovered from eBayed smartphones, disks

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"There have been reports that it slows the device to a crawl and in the worst case leads to an unrecoverable corrupted filesystem."

Have there, some links please, or is that what they want us to believe?

My Android phone is encrypted simply because data protection, device loss and not wanting to be that bothered about if it happens. I mislaid a Blackberry once (slipped silently under a desk draw set while working on a PC) the feeling of wondering what I might have left on there over the last few months by mistake is unpleasant, what's worse is I have an almost OCD tick to check my phone keys etc. when leaving a building and often entering another so I knew it had "gone from my pocket in the last ten minutes", knowing I had enough time to reset some passwords would have been nice but it was so quick I wasn't even sure it would be locked. Yes I did call it and yes people did hear it go off but because it was "not their phone they didn't bother to do anything about the phone ringing under the desk" (people wonder how BOFH got like that).

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HP boss hopes MS Surface Book will jack up notebook prices

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Re: Not for my age group

The the first AC.

I used the words "I see that surface keyboard" referring to the image above the article (did you spot that?), I wasn't referring to "post massive write-down because they didn't sell" versions.

On the name I use, you see that is something Brits will probably understand, it's sort of self deprecating humour, saying "yes you are!" doesn't really hurt, can you see why?

In turn I'd perhaps respond to your nick but the faceless coward thing makes it difficult, unless of course....no that would be cheap.

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Team Microsoft: Device Police... 'Are you pumped? I'm pumped'

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Quiz

On the Bonus Quiz please tell me it's E

I know they have shareholders and they need to run around screaming and back slapping each other or "the market" complains but for f*ck sake MS could do with a character who cares beyond the next few years, maybe Jobs was the answer to Apple because he had a real want for it to exist beyond his own life. I can't help thinking the alleged dog-eat-dog mentality at MS favours those who don't really care about the company just their own backs and how to step on others for the next few years and bonuses. Who in MS would die with the company name on their lips?

Nothing is for the long term, they don't seem to have much aesthetic or humanistic desire to enrich anyone but themselves, give the public something to want as a future and you might be part of it, worry about quarters and be eternally devided.

Surface F*ck Yeah!, great phrase, not sure about the last word though.

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