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Cheat Win XP DEATH: Little-known tool to save you from the XPocalypse

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Re: Danger Will Robinson

Bollox.

Hyperthetically, if I have a valid license for XP that is no longer in use, I'm perfectly entitled to transfer it to another installation if it's a transfer and not a copy.

Why do people still think EULAs are above the law?

Adding to that, breaking a contract doesn't automatically mean you are breaking the law anyway.

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Running OpenSSL? Patch now to fix CRITICAL bug

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Re: Isn't it ironic...

Huh?

Either I've missed something, or you're from the Alanis Morissette school of irony.....

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Tesla in 'Ethernet port carries data' SCANDAL

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Re: "Because ethernet and wireless are the same."

someone could plug in an ethernet wireless adaptor in and mess up my sat-nav?

How on earth can we survive this, when all we had to worry about before was brakes lines being cut, sugar in the petrol, a banana up the exhaust pipe etc..

Sigh, if someone drives into oncoming traffic or off a cliff due to satnav issues, they shouldn't be on the road!

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Torvalds rails at Linux developer: 'I'm f*cking tired of your code'

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Re: coding

"Dismissing someone who is leading the biggest and most important software project in existence based on "he used naughty words mummy". Grow the fuck up."

Your obvious bias shows with that comment, but leaving that aside, I'd say Obama is a more important person as a leader oof something, and I'm sure you wouldn't expect him to behave the same way.

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In three hours, Microsoft gave the Windows-verse everything it needed

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Re: Too Little Too Late

"The world has moved on from Microsoft's proprietary API's to FOSS solutions like Android, ChromeOS, Ubuntu, and SteamOS. "

Hmmmmm, another one who thinks FOSS == Linux/GNU

Your use of the 'fanboi-alert' penguin icon was a clue!

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Re: Lots more than that -

"Now now, look what you did - you spoiled all the fun with your unwelcome little fact. Tyrion was an a roll with 5 upvotes already!"

Indeed. As a long time opponent of Microsoft OS's and business practices, I get frustrated by the damage done by the FUD spreading Linux users that happen to be cult-of-RMS fanbois, they do more harm than good to Linux and FOSS in general.

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Can you tell a man's intelligence simply by looking at him? Yes

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I don't know......

It started in school, when someone came to give a talk on apprenticeships, and was surprised to hear that I was going to University.....

And continues throughout my adult career when people (both in and out of the field) say that they are surprised as I don't look like I'm good with computers..

p.s. Post icon is being used for non-windows purposes!

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Amazon is decompiling our apps in security gaffe hunt, says dev

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If there are security issues for others, then you have to be responsible.

Additionally, I've made many cockups that I'll admit to, but as I tried to say, for an error so fundamental...

Are you saying there is *nothing* embaressing that you've ever done you'd rather keep to yourself?

Also, note, the blog post wasn't even warning/advising about the error itself - that was an aside - his story was that Amazon picked it up. I'm sure if they hadn't, and he found out his error through other means, no article would have been written.

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I'm no Reg shill, but it is clearly impled that the very least that he is shocked by this, and deems it a revelation worth posting about:

Amazon Is Downloading Apps From Google Play and Inspecting Them

I got the following email from Amazon about one of our Android apps that uses our AWS credentials as simple strings in the app itself.

Clearly Amazon or someone working with them is downloading apps from the Google Play Store and decompiling and/or otherwise inspecting them.

I’ve since fixed this problem, but my guess is that I am not alone in using credentials like this in my apps.

I'd personally never make such a schoolboy error, but if I did, telling everyone about it would be the last thing on my mind!

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App cr*p

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Re: Um...

"We don't do mobile redirects atm"

And long may it continue!

Some sense in a sea of of User-Agent sniffing I once thought was in our past, but is unfortunately alive and kicking in tthe mobile world...

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Cloud Overlords

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Re: Cloud Overlords

I personally haven't notice cloud-bias in the articleseither way.

The comments, however, are overwhelmingly anti-cloud, and obviously aren't being censored...

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Re: Cloud Overlords

:-)

I assume he was referring to the original poster.

Drew, your fault for not implementing some kind of 'in reply to' header :-)

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Ye Bug List

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Re: Date/time in comments is now date only.

I agree totally. It's a bit of javascript bling.

Now, the time shows as '..a few minutes ago' etc. (for those of us readers unable to tell the time .....sigh)

As you've noticed, without javascript (which is how I run things on my portable devices) , you just get the date and no time.

A classic case of change with no advantages and just disadvantages.

I've always commended the Reg website for being one of the 'cleanest' and fast (yet still design-rich) sites. Up until know, javascript 'enhances' have been low key and not a requirement.

This change (which isn't even user-configurable scores a BIG black mark)

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Selfies are OVER: Welcome to the age of 'Sleeveface'

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Australias next big thing?

... hit the rest of the world about 5 years ago.

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Re: Nice.

"Yes, you are missing something.

7-bit ASCII doesn't need the initial '0' ... The modern 8 (16/32/64)-bit systems use of ASCII should be obvious to the cognizant."

Haha, he was quoting you with the initial '0', so I guess your insult is directed at yourself?

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Judge throws out lawsuit lobbed at Facebook for using kids' pics in targeted ads

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Re: CA Minors *can* sign contracts

" You can not delete a Facebook account, "deleting" a Facebook account merely hides your profile page."

Wrong. Facebook has both a 'deactivation' option, and a deletion option. Tin-foil-hat conspiracy theories relating to the latter option are irrelevant.

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Molyneux: Working at Microsoft is 'like taking antidepressants'

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Re: Confirms my view about Microsoft as a cult

"Anon", I'm as anti-MS as the next guy, but if you weren't trolling, seek professional help especially as you seemed to miss the irony talking about cults when you clearly follow the cult-of-GNU (and no I'm not saying all GNU users/developers/proponents behave cultishly, but unfortunately, many do)

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Sticky Tahr-fy pudding: Ubuntu 14.04 slickest Linux desktop ever

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Re: Head to head @1Rafayal

" Interesting that you see it that way. I see many posters ( or is it just one or two ACs) proclaiming that Windows is far superior whilst still seeming to need to rabidly attack Linux with the same old tired untruths."

As a unix user and developer for over 20 years, and a FreeBSD user/developer for 15, I actually have to agree with the 1Rafayal.

Yes, you have the windows trolls but the Linux fanbois are far more prevailent.

Even as part of the open source / free software / unix-not-windows culture, I've regularly been severely voted down for making valid points perceived as being negative against Linux.

And surely you can't have failed to see the enormous upvotes posts get for praising Linux - even those offering no actual substance?

Unfortunately the Slashdot-style 'cult-of-gnu' is alive and kicking on the Reg.

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Tesla firms hot bottoms: TITANIUM armor now bolted to Model S e-cars

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Re: "Safety does not sell"

" It worked, really, really well. An automobile design that was so out of touch with US design preferences that it couldn't be sold here was repositioned as 'it's ugly because it's safe' and people ate that shit up"

They had the same campaign here in the UK, and it worked here too - everyone 'knew' that the ugly Volvo box car was safer.

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Homeopathic remedies contaminated with REAL medicine get recalled

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Re: "Harvard Cancer Expert: Steve Jobs Probably Doomed Himself With Alternative Medicine"

" Sadly, the desperate act the most desperate, and grasp out at anything."

Indeed.

My cousin started going to see one, and he and his parents said it was really working. He died a month later, aged 22, after being milked by these bastards for lots of cash.

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Judge rules Baidu political censorship was an editorial right

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World Police?

I may have missed something here, but what the hell has this got to do with New York citizens and US courts?

Maybe we should prosecute Fox News here in the UK because of the lies they broadcast

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FTC: Do SSL properly or we'll shove a microscope up you for decades

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It's a funny old world

One government department exploits weaknesses, the other punishes them!

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iFixit boss: Apple has 'done everything it can to put repair guys out of business'

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Re: A new Apple T&C clause needed?

Maybe they could ask for your first-born too?

Despite what so many think, terms and conditions / EULAs are not allowed to override laws or reasonable expectations.

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Even though not a very thorough response I'm surprised apple even replied to the reg at last!

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BOYCOTT FIREFOX, rage gay devs as Mozilla appoints JavaScript daddy as CEO

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Re: Jamie Jones Subconscious homophobia showing here

"Major fail for insisting that the injustice of banning gay marriage is somehow equivalent to the misery of slavery, the Holocaust, rape or many of the other issues you listed."

Major fail for erroneously insisting that what I wrote bore anything remotely resembling that.

By your logic, I also equate banning gay marriage similar to banning blue smarties.

I assume you are just trolling again, because nobody can be that stupid.

It was pretty clear (by way of *extreme analogies*) that I was saying that ultimately, you won't be happy with someone who does any of the extreme bad things, yet you presumably don't care about their smartie fixation.

So any indifferent views on whether *this* is acceptable basically reveal how little you care about the subject in hand.

Please go and develop a reading comprehension (and whilst you're at it, look up this thing called 'paragraphs')

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Subconscious homophobia showing here.

I don't know enough about the situation, or Eich himself, so my comment is going to be directed at the general circumstance as discussed, and not necessarily the person himself.

Many comments are along the lines that his personal opinions are his own, and as long as he's not discriminating against Mozilla staff, it isn't an issue - we should respect others opinions.

OK, extreme analogy time, in which of the following circumstances is the above paragraph an appropriate comment?, if someone donates $1000 to a group that campaigns for: (in no particular order)

-- investigations into government corruption

-- an end to racial/gender discrimination.

-- stopping cruelty to animals

-- banning blue smarties

-- restricted access to firearms

-- sending Piers Morgan to Mars

-- paedophiles rights

-- slavery

-- extermination of Jews

-- rape to be legal

-- all brown eyed women to be killed

-- piercings to be banned

-- banning gay marriage

-- an end to the BBC license fee

I'm sure you would all find some of the above unacceptable.

If you think banning gay marriage is an acceptable view for someone to financially support, then either you agree with the sentiment yourselves, or you'd be happy with someone supporting all the above examples.

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Google slashes cloud storage to $0.026 per GB. Your move, Amazon

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Re: Not sure a small Wordpress blog

" And $10 a month for a server ain't bad either."

$10 for a 500mb server?

One of my backup servers is a FreeBSD jail - 5GB for less than $5 a month (from joinvps.com - i've nothing to do with them, just a customer etc. I think they also do the Linux equivalent at the same price)

Another is only $10 a month for a KVM VPS with native ip6 and 5 ip4's ...

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Schoolkids given WORLD'S CHEAPEST TABLETS: Is it really that hard to swallow?

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I'm currently typing this on a tablet that cost me £33 brand new (that included postage)

In fact, since my desktop went meh, *all* my El Reg posts over the last 6 months have been on either this, or my old mobile phone (a Nokia E63 back-of-the-sock-draw phone given to me by my brother) - I find the laptop a hassle to use on the sofa/bed etc, and now it's mainly used as a server.

The phone and the tablet run terminal emulators, SSH, VNC, and browsers.

With this same tablet, I've written / debugged, / patched, and enhanced various programs - earning a bounty from one, and fixing a problem in a core FreeBSD utility. I'm currently working on another.

"And weevil, If you mean what you say, then it sounds like you don't have the energy, skill, or interest, to make one of these little things sing."

Exactly!

It's funny - those who are snobby and try to prove their 'leetness' by saying kit isn't powerful enough for them are actually proving their lack of ingenuity.

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AMD: Why we had to evacuate 276TB from Oracle DB to Hadoop

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Re: Good software, stupid name

True, I am going back to the early 90's - when open source and free software weren't generally known, and there was still a big 'Nobody gets fired for buying Microsoft' ethos..

(Yes, I know the phrase originally mentioned IBM, but it was used for Microsoft in the 90's)

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Re: Good software, stupid name

Yep, I eventually got FreeBSD used in a previous place of employment - ultimately, it's ability spoke for itself - however, in the initial stages, 'suits' weren't impressed with the word 'free' in the title.

And I''m sure we've all heard of religious American nutjobs who are against it because it 'glorifies satan' etc.

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MPs blast HMRC for using anti-terrorism laws against whistleblower

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Re: We want action @Mad Mike

" What do you base that on? It certainly doesn't follow on from what I said. Buffoon."

Obviously, he wasn't replying to you.

Buffoon.

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The plot to kill Google cloud: We'll rename Windows Azure to MICROSOFT Azure

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Re: The comments posted here should be on SNL in the US. You Brits ROCK!

" This was the highlight of my day. Thank you England!!!!!"

You Texans keep forgetting Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland!

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Re: Logical move...

:-)

The problem is, though, that the word 'Microsoft' holds the same negative connotations - actually, I think it's worse, as there is no ambiguity to the word as there can be with 'windows'.

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" This is the company who thought that because 'people' liked running a single application full screen on their tablets, that they'd obviously like to be able to do that on their fucking great big (very expensive) desktop monitor..."

Of course, you could do that already. Microsoft brilliance was in making a new version of windows where you had no choice(*) - thus removing the stress associated with making the decision.

And let's face it, who doesn't want a computer costing hundreds with the same functionality as a 30 quid tablet?

(*) Yes, I know the traditional desktop is there, but MS were pushing metro/not-metro (or whatever) as the next big thing.

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Google grabs Gmail-using HTTPS refuseniks and coats them with SSL

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Re: It's Secure*

Sorry, I was being a pedantic little twit (Hey, it's the internet, I'm allowed!)

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Re: It's Secure*

"the MX record offers STARTTLS,"

Huh?

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ICO decides against probe of Santander email spam scammers

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@Alan: yep, anything@domain is too generic. That's why I use a subdomain for wildcard stuff.

@AndrueC: As above. Also, sendmail blocks 'no such user' at RCPT

Cheers, J

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I have <anything>@jamie.mydomain.com go to my main mailbox. If anything needs to be blacklisted it can be set to 'no such user' in the sendmail virtaliases file.

A long time ago, I used to use date-expiring email addresses for usenet, of the form YYDDD - even now, I'm still seeing sendmail rejecting spam sent to email addresses last valid in 1997!

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This changes everything: Microsoft slips WinXP holdouts $100 to buy new Windows 8 PCs

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Re: this sounds like a deal

" I'm sure. Definitely sarcastic. You posted in vain."

Yup. We definitely need(*) an "An American in the room" icon for such occasions!

/me runs away and hides

(*) Sorry, just a crappy joke about the stereotypes regarding America/British sarcasm! Don't be angry old chaps. There's plenty of cake left in the queens parlour. Toodle pip, cheerio old fella!

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The Reg's guide to cursing in Mongolian

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This week?

The article is dated 15/3/2013 and the images 22/3/2013

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'It is disappointing that the government secretly did this stuff'

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Re: @Titus Technophobe

"Another one would be at every intersection recording all cars that went by (maybe stopping them to do so without missing any)."

We have that in the UK already - they are called 'average speed cameras'

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UK.gov! frets! over! Yahoo! exodus! to! RIPA-free! Dublin!

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If the snooping is any part of the reason.....

.... then uk.gov only has itself to blame.

Like with the NSA, the US and UK governments should be held account for their actions against the people, and of course,the 'bottom line' is the only place they can be touched.

Of course the government loving 'sheeple' like Matt 'the world is full of paedophiles and terrorists' Briant won't agree...

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QUIDOCALYPSE: Blighty braces for £100 MILLION cost of new £1 coin

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Re: Deal With It!

"Reuleaux polygon"

Show off

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Re: "it has 15 faces (12 bevels, obverse, reverse, outer edge)"

Who cares how many faces it has? More importantly, how many of these coins does it take to fill Wales/an olympic swimming pool/a pint glass.

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RIP Full Disclosure: Security world reacts to key mailing list's death

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NASA: Earth JUST dodged comms-killing SOLAR BLAST in 2012

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Re: @jamiejones

"As for the IT guy tracking internet usage, etc. consider that the manager maydelegatedthe task to the IT guy as a security matter."

That's a fair point. I concede it also depends what the job is in the first place.

'anon' neglected to mention he/she works on the counter at McDonalds!

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Re: @jamiejones

@anon: eeeek! For what it's worth, have a sympathetic upvote.

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Re: Blocked URLs

I agree with Tom Walsh. Do IT services monitor how long you aren't at your desk? Does your company monitor all your phone usage too?

Your productivity and internet usage should be the concern of your manager only.

As for the link, when using the mobile, I wish that the actual link was provided, so I could 'click' and the video would then open in a video player, so i can avoid the slow flash crap.

Leave the embedded stuff if you want, but have a href fallback please?

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Imagination brings real-time hyper-realistic ray tracing to mobile kit

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Needs an El Reg comparison unit

We already have the El Reg special size units ™ (6 times the size of Wales etc.)

It's about time we had similar for computer speeds.

What I want to know is 'How many ZX Spectrums is this beast the equivalent of?'

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Flying Toaster screen savers return on GitHub

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Re: Still is easy to acheive

The dangers of burn-in.... :

http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2009/12/free-tv-on-craigslist.html

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