* Posts by Jamie Jones

1685 posts • joined 14 Jun 2007

IN YOUR FACE, Linux and Apple fans! Oculus is Windows-only for now

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Re: Personal Computer

Errrr, it was actually Apple who created the "PC == Windows" falicy.

Remember the "I'm a Mac. I'm a PC" campaign?

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Apple patches FREAK-ed out Watch

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Virus free!

Apparently, there are watches out there that cost around a tenner, that are guaranteed to never get viruses. They can also accurately tell the time, and last over a year without needing charging.

As if! Sounds like vapourware to me.

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Microsoft: Free Windows 10 for THIEVES and PIRATES? They can GET STUFFED

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Re: re: reply to the highest appearing post with a complete non-sequitur..

"BRICS stands for Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa. The post the AC was quoting mentioned three of those five. It's not a non sequitur."

The "post" AC was quoting was the article itself and was not mentioned at all in the post being replied to.

H4rm0ny was correct.

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Jeb Bush: Repeal Obamacare and replace it with APPLE WATCHES

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Re: Be afraid, world. Be very afraid

At least Jeb isn't one of the Republican presidential candidates who thinks Obama is planning on invading Texas (at least, I don't think so)...

https://youtu.be/UtKNiL-oM40

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Re: Crown jewel

My gran recently left an NHS hospital after a fall. She was in a few days mainly for observation just to be sure she was OK.

She celebrated her 99th birthday last month... I thank religion.. Must be something to do with her utter rejection of religion that no gods want her :-)

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Heartbleed, eat your heart out: VENOM vuln poisons countless VMs

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Re: KVM has a less than 1% market share

"KVM has a less than 1% market share for virtualisation. (Vmware has 46.4% and Hyper-V has 30.6%)"

Fair enough, but then they are used 46.4 X everywhere, and 30.6 X everywhere !

But more seriously, it's offered "All over the place" and not mainly tied to workstations as the OP states!

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Um, KVM is used just about everywhere!

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4K refresh sees Blu-ray climb to 100GB, again

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Re: Total waste of time

"With downloading and streaming of media, CDs, DVDs and Blue-rays are all dead.

Why bother?Got a 100mb fibre connection. Haven't used a CD/DVD/Blue-ray in at least a year."

I have a car. Public transport is dead.

I have perfect vision. What's the point in glasses?

I left school ages ago, so why the hell do we need schools?

Swimming lessons? Why? I can bloody swim!

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Hypervisor indecisive? Today's contenders from yesterday's Hipsters

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coming full circle...

"With the rise of the container as a method of virtualisation I’m reminded of Big Blue’s LPAR system and how logical partitions kick-started the technologies we have come to rely on, and can’t help but think we are coming full circle. ®"

Just as with thin versus fat clients; cloud versus local storage, software purchase versus rental, and gui versus command shell.

I can't help but think that changes are pushed by suits and salesmen. When people get fed upwith the failings, things slowly migrate to how they were before, until all is forgotten and someone pushes the new shiny-shiny all over again.

The mainframe people saw it with the moves to unix; Us unix people saw it with the (attempted) move to windows.

As the saying goes, those who forget history..

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Massive police 'heavy equipment' robot drags out suspect who hid inside television

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OMG DUDE!!!!1

"despite sending him more than 100 text messages suggesting that he should do so."

Srsly dude cum ot, we wnt dnuts n tcos LOL

TV?? k c ya! Pmsl

M8, cmon, soz but big rbot gtz u!1111

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Microsoft springs for new undersea cables to link US, UK, Asia

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" Speaking of the Bill / Halo icon, how are you doing that? Its not in the list of usable icons..."

The validation form simply checks that a 'chosen' image exists, so if you manually manipulate the form, it will be <accepted even if the image name is one of the old ones rather than the listed current ones!

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Amstrad founder Lord Sugar quits 'anti-enterprise' Labour party

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Re: Ha....

Ahhhh, but what's the ratio?

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What to do when the users are watching Nazi dwarf smut at work?

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When the internet "was new"....

... as far as the company I worked for was concerned anyway, I ended up unofficially-officially running the sites web proxy.

Chatting with the boss from another unit, he was interested in the setup, logging, infrastructure etc.

Rather than explain, I invited him into my office to show him.

Whilst showing him the format of the access log, I told him that whilst I didn't actively monitor them, invariably if I was tweaking/debugging, something dodgy would soon pop up.

[ I'd ignore it. Not my problem. If corporate got wind of it, and wanted to cross-reference my proxy logs with the national proxy logs, so be it, but if not, (and they never did - the whole threat of all accesses being monitored was a bluff), it's up to the persons manager to pick up if the employee is unproductive. ]

Right on cue, some softcore links popped up. "See? Told you!" I beamed. "Who is it?" he replied. I recognised the IP range as being his teams, and on looking up the specific IP, had to reply "err, it's you"!

Apparently an employee of his from another site was on site, using the bosses computer to view porn whilst he was away from his desk! I don't think it went any further than a "quiet word"!

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Re: Must be pretty common...

"Remember when memory sticks were that small and expensive? I bought my first 128MB stick when the price broke through the £1/MB barrier, now it's what, maybe 30p/GB?!"

Kids today!

I remember paying about £300 for a 64MB MMC for my Nokia 9110!

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Tough admin forces hacker to STRIP to PANTS, LEAP to his DEATH

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Re: Slow "news" day?

I want the old normal back!

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Slow "news" day?

(body)

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Theresa May: Right, THIS time we're getting the Snoopers' Charter in

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Re: @Jamie Jones - If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear.

Graham, yes, ok, fair point. That was a dumb bit to add on the end

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Re: If you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear.

"Seems like that was a 'whoosh' for 13 people, at the current count.

Finally!

I was beginning to think that I was the only one to notice the sarcasm (Which was obvious because of the over specific scenario he said "wasn't happening")

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SOD TABLETS, if you want to get anything done travelling get a ... yes, a LAPTOP

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Re: The last thing I want to see

Agree entirely on both points!

But then, I'm also in my 40s and can read...

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Re: Oh come on

I've personally located bugs, fixed them, and had the fixes merged upstream in 3 seperate open-source projects, (FreeBSD/pkg/Tcsh) all done on my 30 quid android tablet whilst convalescing in bed!

"Power users" don't demand high spec - they make what they've got work for them :-p

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Re: The art of travel....

"I've very recently begun a return to basic photojournalism. The telephoto lens is not optional."

Ah..... Papa.. paparazzi!

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Re: This video is not available in your country

Were you forced to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

If so, our expert lawyers can help. Call the Pro Claimers now!

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NetSuite's leap over to Azure cloud - a shot to the pills for AWS?

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Agreed.

I think that as the site-design complaints dry up, someone in the El Reg. troll department wanted to stir things up again!

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NSA spying is illegal? Then let's make it law, say Republicans

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Forgotten 9/11, or simply fed up?

""It's pretty clear that 9/11 could have been prevented if we had known about some of the communications that were linked to those who committed the terrible atrocity of 9/11," he said. "People seem to have forgotten 9/11." ®"

No, people haven't forgotten 9/11 - they are just sick of you and others dancing on the victims graves by trying to spin it to your advantage.

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Facebook echo chamber: Or, the British media and the election

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Re: lot of it about

I remember ages ago, one head BBC honcho saying "you can tell when we have the political balance right, when BOTH sides accuse us of bias"

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Crowdfunded ZX Spectrum revival just days from shipment

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"It was at address 1331 in the rom. RANDOMIZE USR 1331 would activate it.

You could run it on every Spectrum in Smiths to make it look like it was loading and come back later to find out how big the queues were getting."

Haha yeah, "Program: Manic Miner" was the one that got the most interest.

I always used USR 1310, but looking at the code now, neither start at a sensible point in the code.

"Yes, for some reason the routine never ended, which is odd. I'll have to disassemble it and have a look sometime..."

Yeah... Not sure without looking why it never maxed out at 65536, but here's the disassembly, complete with notes!

http://www.wearmouth.demon.co.uk/zx82.htm

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IETF updates TLS/SSL best practice guidance

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Re: The biggest issue with best practice guides

"Someone should tell the manufacturer: WEP == Blatant false advertising."

No, that would be BFA...

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[ Nice link, cheers! ]

Don't get me wrong, I agree with you entirely. There is a bit of an 'ivory tower' vibe about this RFC, whilst back in the real world, we have to deal with all the shit that is currently out there!

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The RFC actually says:

No SSLv2

No SSLv3

No TLSv1.0 (Except when nothing higher is available)

No TLSv1.1 (Except when nothing higher is available)

Yes TLSv1.2

To my puny brain, those caveats basically say that TLSv1.0 and TLSv1.1 are still to be available (as an attacker wanting to use them would surely simply not announce support for higher...)

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Tesla's battery put in the shade by current and cheaper kit

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Re: It isn't supposed to make sense

Ahhhh, who from Wales could forget school lessons about Dinorwig Pumped Storage Power Station

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Low price, big power: Virtual Private Server picks for power nerds

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Re: Watch out for non standard options in VM kernels

"<I. and I was referring exactly to files opened within a VPS, of which there is a finite number of them, and if that number is made smaller allows you to run each VPS with less kernel memory</I>"

Right... So what's stopping you raising it again, or did it come without root access?

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Re: Alternatives to Serverbear or LowEndBox.com

vultr.com storage instances in Los Angeles, New Jersey, and Amsterdam:

(EU customers need to add their appropriate VAT rate to these prices, due to the changed EU rules)

1 CPU

512MB MEMORY

125GB STORAGE

1000 GB TRANSFER

Monthly $5.00

Hourly $0.007

1 CPU

1024MB MEMORY

250GB STORAGE

2000 GB TRANSFER

Monthly $10.00

Hourly $0.015

1 CPU

2048MB MEMORY

500GB STORAGE

3000 GB TRANSFER

Monthly $20.00

Hourly $0.030

2 CPU

3072MB MEMORY

750GB STORAGE

4000 GB TRANSFER

Monthly $30.00

Hourly $0.045

2 CPU

4096MB MEMORY

1000GB STORAGE

5000 GB TRANSFER

Monthly $40.00

Hourly $0.060

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Re: Watch out for non standard options in VM kernels

Files open within a VPS are internal to that VPS - there are no more open files on the host when the guest opens more of its internal files.

I assume you are either talking about jails/containers or less likely, some weird VPS setup where the guest mounts a real filesystem on the host, but even then, the link would be abstracted via something like NFS, so not directly applicable

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Re: IPv6?

vultr.com provides native ipv6

I have had 3 instances with them (London / NJ / LA) for a while, and they've been rock solid.

Though they recently raised their prices for new instances (well, they effectively did - they actually lowering the general spec of each package)

They are very 'hands-on' and you certainly get the impression that they love their jobs, and aren't just clockwatching for hometime

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Relax, it's just Ubuntu 15.04. AARGH! IT'S FULL OF SYSTEMD!!!

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Re: SystemD - A Necessary Evil

We absolutely require the ability to mechanically generate scripts based on a given configuration and know that the system will take that form always, not 'sometimes'.

See FreeBSD/OpenBSD/NetBSD.

The way forward for large system configuration is to use small domain-specific languages to configure and assemble systems.

No it isn't.

Shell scripts will never get us there

They already have.

Seriously, you are talking as if Unix is some new toy not ready for primetime without systemd!

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Round Two in Sky vs Skype trademark scrap goes to Murdoch's men

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Re: Skype attempted to argue the “pronunciation of ‘y’ is no shorter in ‘skype’...

Exactly.

But what confused me is why would Skype be trying to argue the similarity and not Sky?

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Re: So just like SkyDrive....

One kerr?

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iPhone case uses phone's OWN SIGNAL to charge it (forever, presumably)

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Ah.... Reminds me of this

Not my work, courtesy of a b3ta user:

http://www.jamielandegjones.com/humour/b3ta/misc/alternative_energy.gif

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Windows 10 bombshell: Microsoft to KILL OFF Patch Tuesday

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Re: Wow

Microsoft are announcing that they are trying to get to where Red Hat were in about 1998.

Are we supposed to be impressed?

Blimey, RedHat didn't have that until as late as 1998?

Are we supposed to be impressed?

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Zuck'ed up: Facebook opens up free internet in India – but bans HTTPS

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Re: Data gathering and ad insertion

Nah, I doubt that's the case.

What's being described is similar to the system we used have with the OperaMini browser on 2G before 3G and smartphones took off, where everything was stripped and condensed on Opera's proxy servers before reaching your phone.

Bingo!

Expect to be downvoted to hell by the resident tin-foilers...

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Mozilla to whack HTTP sites with feature-ban stick

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Re: Too costly

But a certificate can cost as much as a website.

And a car can cost as much as a house. What's your point?

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Re: Eeejits!

All I can see is "Arriving Mid-2015"… maybe you've got keys to a DeLorian, I do not.

No DeLorian needed. The site will be ready before this proposal goes through...

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Age guessing with Microsoft is FUN! Now give us your metadata

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Re: Almost fell for it

Those "conditions" mean nothing when they can't prove it was you that uploaded the image in the first place

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Who thinks Microsoft Edge SUCKS? Erm, Microsoft

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Re: el reg still using cutting edge tech...

There is an El Reg animated gif that rears its ugly head sometimes (people looking back and fore at a tennis match)

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Re: Hatters Will Hate!

"AMS (anything Microsoft)."

"Microsoft" is one word, so that would be "AM", unless you were really telling us the acronym for "Anything Microsoft Sucks"!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

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it just highlights the TLD bollocks that has been unleashed

(Title)

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Intel has ambitions to turn modems into virtual servers and reinvent broadband

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Firewall...

A device to run an ISP controlled firewall client-side?

Why not save the cost, bandwidth, and hassle by simply having the firewall ISP-side?

I'm not talking about forced ISP filtering/blocking, - and for those that don't just want a safe default setting, full client access to control those rules must be provided.

The further up the chain you firewall the better. Most of us here could easily DOS a home DSL connection from some of the servers we run. Stop the packets before sending them to the client, and everyone wins.

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What is Apple's idiot tax on Watch these days? 'About $265 or 80%'

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Re: Idiot?

Anyone who wants one of these watches, and would get upset by this article needs to check into reality-hotel.

FFS, everyone expects to get wrapped in cotton wool these days.

The Register is one of the last places to avoid this PC crap, and long may it continue.

And so called "comedian" Stewart Lee is clueless on the subject to claim that before 'PC' people were racist, homophobic bigots. That is a totally different issue, and worlds apart from being offended by a blackboard being called as such, or a Register journalist calling people idiots.

I sometimes wish my life was so uncomplicated that I had time to be offended by such trivialities, but then I realise what a boring life you and other Daily Mail readers must lead.

Do I offend you? Believe it or not, I don't intend to, but if I have, it says more about you than me.

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WHY can't Silicon Valley create breakable non-breakable encryption, cry US politicians

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Re: Before the internet, no criminals could communicate in private

Fair points, and you are, of course, correct.

I guess my exageration/over-simplification is my reaction to the over-sensualised rhetoric coming from politicians etc. who act as if the sky was falling in.

I'm sure similar arguments were made when privately owned vehicles became mainstream, and when the telephone was invented etc!

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Before the internet, no criminals could communicate in private

Yes, before the internet, all terrorists, pædos, and other assorted bogeymen were unable to plan their dastardly deeds without being collarred by old bill.

It was impossible for said nogooders to have private conversations in their houses, in parks, in their vehicles, on the beach..

No such rascals could send coded messages via any other means, and basic one-time-pad mathematics was only invented (not simply 'discovered') when the hoodlums got broadband.

Yes, before the internet, all this was impossible, and good old plod knew everything everyone (but only if they were a baddie) knew/thought/wrote/spoke, and times were good.

We lived in a time of total Big Brother (but only for miscreants) and now that's all been ruined by the internet, encryption, and that new-fangled 'maths'

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