* Posts by Sporkinum

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Break out the scatter cushions: Google rents out NASA blimp hangar

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Google must be part of the Syndicate that's in cahoots with the aliens.

Mozilla takes a page from Google with sync-friendly Firefox Accounts

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running 28

I'm running version 28 and no problems that I have noticed. I like tabs, and the whole interface still looks pretty much what I always have used. I know I had to get in and mess with things a bit, a year or two ago, to have it display properly. But those settings have stuck through all those updates.

http://i.imgur.com/EM0q8hg.png

Is modern life possible without a smartphone?

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Re: Potty time dilema

Yep, same here. I am usually 2-3 weeks behind. Have a huge stack of them next to the throne that I need to clear out.

Facebook's dying? HA! Get ready for another DECADE of us – Zuck

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Re: 20 Embassy

Facebookers die younger

Facebooking clogs the arteries and causes heart attacks and strokes

Facebooking causes fatal lung cancer

Facebooking when pregnant harms your baby

Protect children: don't make them breathe your Facebook

Your doctor or your pharmacist can help you stop Facebooking

Facebooking is highly addictive, don't start

Stopping Facebooking reduces the risk of fatal heart and lung diseases

Facebooking can cause a slow and painful death

Get help to stop Facebooking: [telephone]/[postal address]/[internet address]/consult your doctor/pharmacist

Facebooking may reduce the blood flow and cause impotence

Facebooking causes ageing of the skin

Facebooking can damage the sperm and decreases fertility

Facebook contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde and hydrogen cyanide

Sinclair's ZX Spectrum to LIVE AGAIN!

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As an American

My first computer was a Timex-Sinclair TS1500. Looked like a spectrum, but was gray, and was really a ZX81 with 16k built in. Paid $100 for it. I love the term, dead flesh keyboard. It describes it perfectly!

HP Chromebook 11 quietly slips back on Google Play shelves... but where's the FIRE?

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Apparently you can't use play credit at the play store for hardware. So people of have gotten credit through promotions or deals are stuck using it on programs.

Google's Nest gobble: Soon ALL your HOME are BELONG to US

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Just based on income alone (not profit), it would take 26 years to cover the cost of acquiring the company. Obviously the patents and potential data acquisition is worth a lot to google.

Google gobbles Wi-Fi thermostat maker Nest for $3.2 BEEELLION IN CASH

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I don't get it

I know there are wealthy bastards with huge houses and multi-zone heating and cooling. Something like this may work and pay off for them. I have a single thermostat that is only used in the heating season. Kicks on at 6, turns back at 11 for sleep. I have a couple of times set for turn back in case someone manually turns it up, so it doesn't stay up all day. If we are out of the house for a few days, we turn it back and set the hold button. In the summer, it's window AC, so this would do nothing for me.

ANYONE on Google+ can now email you, with or without your Gmail addy

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Re: Its almost as if Google wants Google+ to fail

Plenty of weasel words, so they can do anything with it. Provide/improve services can mean target advertising at you to make mo money.

3.3. What does Microsoft do with my content? When you upload your content to the services, you agree that it may be used, modified, adapted, saved, reproduced, distributed, and displayed to the extent necessary to protect you and to provide, protect and improve Microsoft products and services. For example, we may occasionally use automated means to isolate information from email, chats, or photos in order to help detect and protect against spam and malware, or to improve the services with new features that makes them easier to use. When processing your content, Microsoft takes steps to help preserve your privacy.

Ten classic electronic calculators from the 1970s and 1980s

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Re: Ahhhhh

Aside from a mechanical adding machine, our first calc was a Casio mini. It could only show 6 digits at a time on a blue florescent display. If the answer was more than 6 digits, you could hit a button to display the other digits up to 12. I had forgotten about the Casio Fx81 until I saw the picture.

Cheap 3D printer works with steel

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Re: M Blowhard Now this is more like it.

Pipe bombs were a fad at my school 30+ years ago. Several of the farm kids would blow up old outhouses (shitters) with them.

Inside Steve Ballmer’s fondleslab rear-guard action

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Re: So that's one fondleslab

Cool, though the Burroughs I started out on was already obsolete when I was an operator on it. A B3500. Punch cards, head per track drives, and chain-train printer.

Microsoft Surface slabs borked by heat-induced DIM SCREEN OF DEATH

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IE and background ads

"The most recent post was from an individual who asked Microsoft "how hot is 'hot',” adding that his screen darkened while just surfing the web – in his words, "hardly graphically demanding.”"

Not graphically demanding, CPU demanding from a wide open IE browser allowing all that background advertising and tracking javascript cruft to run in the background.

Microsoft, HURTING after NSA backdooring, vows to now harden its pipe

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Re: Bullshit

And Google and Yahoo, etc, etc.

Macy's: Now with Apple's Minority Report ads system that TRACKS your iPHONE

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Re: Can't be right.

Wikipedia says android too. And like another person said, it's bluetooth, so I suppose you can just turn that off and not be bothered.

"Compatible devices

iOS devices with Bluetooth 4.0 (iPhone 4s and later, iPad 3 and later, iPod touch 5, iPad mini)

Android devices with Bluetooth 4.0 and Android 4.3 and later (Samsung Galaxy S3/S4, Samsung Galaxy Note II, HTC One, Nexus 7 2013 edition, Nexus 4, HTC Butterfly, Droid DNA)"

SuperStride Me: Reg man attempts to walk off GIANT CURRY

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Re: An alternative

Aside from generating power with it, an ergometer sounds like it might work better than a treadmill, since it is fixed and you aren't bouncing all over the place. I personally can't stand treadmills, so when I go to the gym at work, I ride the ergometer. His issue with sweat would be an issue with me too. I would have a hard time slowing down enough to keep from sweating. I guess I'll just have to get exercise at my desk by wiggling my leg with the music I listen too.

'PATHETIC' Galaxy Gear sales skewer smartwatch HYPE-O-GASM bubble

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Pocket watch

Cell phones are the modern pocket watch. Once I got issued a phone at work, I quit wearing a watch. I think the reason behind lack of sales is that carrying a phone is good enough for most.

The right time to drink coffee

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A 2 shot cappuchino at 6am, 4 or 5 teas during work, and another cappuchino after dinner (6pm), and another tea around 9pm.

Internet Explorer 11 for Win7 bods: Soz, no HTML5 fun for you

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Window name is different

I have some scripts I created to automate some tasks at work. They didn't work under IE11. After a small bit of troubleshooting, I found out they renamed the main browser window Internet Explorer when it used to be Windows Internet Explorer.

Google in PRODUCT RECALL for its Glass spy-goggles

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http://squiish.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jerk-google-glasses.gif

I wonder if it causing wearers to go cross-eyed?

Finally! How to make Android USABLE: Install BlackBerry OS 10.2

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BB

My employer only does Jesus-phones and Blackberries, depending on network availability. Where I live, the carrier doesn't have Jesus-phones or the 10 Blackberries, so I carry a Curve. There aren't a whole lot of people here still carrying them, so not worth the effort to update the BES. That being said,the 2 year old Torch I carried got lost last week, so I was issued a new Curve. It works fine for me, and I like the fact of how small it is. Smaller than a Jesus-phone, and smaller than the old Torch. 7.1 OS seems ok to me, but all I do is phone, mail, and endomondo.

It's NOT an iPad - but that's FINE: I learned to LOVE Microsoft's Surface 2

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Grin and a wink.

I am assuming that Microsoft is still promoting Office and Outlook with a grin and a wink. Connecting to work exchange with outlook would go against their licensing guidelines, as would editing a spreadsheet or word document for work, unless you pony up for an additional license. I am guessing 99% of people that have the devices don't do that.

Wait for it, waaiiit for it: We update an Atom tablet to Windows 8.1 Pro

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Message at end

"SecureBoot isn’t configured correctly."

Aside from the Secureboot message, that message in the lower right of the screen looks like what happens if the OS isn't activated. For some bizarre reason, my machine needed reactivated after I installed the 8.1 update. That involves calling microsoft and reading in 40 or so digits, and then typing in the 40 or so digits that microsoft spits back.

Here comes Windows 8.1! Microsoft grits teeth, pushes upgrade to world

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Downloading

I started the download this morning. 2.1 GBs worth! I am hoping it is more stable, as I have had more instability with 8 than with Vista that it replaced (I got it for $15). Start button is useless to me, so I will continue to use classic shell. Metro is mostly useless as I have a 4:3 screen and you can only run 1 app at a time in metro that way. Not only that, the email app is useless on a 4:3 screen to as some mails will not fit in the limited space they give you. I'll see if they happened to fix that, and the stability problems.

Control panel backdoor found in D-Link home routers

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Re: For those who can.

Those routers don't have dd-wrt support.

Google: Now your mom will try to sell you toilet paper

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Gee Plus Only (for now)

It only applies if you have G+, so no problem for now.

Double-click? Oh how conventional of you, darling!

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Re: Did you take the GS to a garage?

I had a GS many moons ago. I think it was a '72. and yes, the suspension got stiffer the higher you set it. I think when it was all the way back, there was around a foot of ground clearance.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ti_vZL0kXv8/Ua59FpgJuNI/AAAAAAAAYTk/-Lcz9sZlgsc/s640/citroen.jpg

Dash was a bit different in my car.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7141/6549880247_7d3d751054_z.jpg

Video thrilled the radio star: Tracking the history of magnetic tape

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Daft Punk

Was sitting here listening to Daft Punk's Random Access Memories, when I paused to watch the video of Philips' VCR 2000 video. I'll be damned if the background music didn't sound like Daft Punk!

Dear Apple: Want to stay in business? Make an iPhone people can afford

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Re: So no more Samsung either?

Yeah, what a turd the Nokia 108 is...

Maximum standby time: 31 days

Maximum talk time (2G): 13.8 h

Maximum music playback time: 40.8 h

Dutch oven overcooked in World Solar Challenge

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Wikipedia sez...

A Dutch oven is a slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the person's head while flatulating, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space. This is done as a prank or by accident to one's sleeping partner.

The Vulture 2: What paintjob should we put on our soaraway spaceplane?

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There should be a difference between top and bottom, if there is a chance manual control might be required.

Makes it a lot easier to control at a distance.

Former Microsoftie in AUTOMATIC BEER MAKER funding plea

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Maybe you can use it like the breadmaker. Mix, raise and proof the dough, and then shape and bake as normal. BTW, breadmaker bread is good stuff, except the loaf has a couple of holes in the bottom due to the mixing paddles.

Our magnificent Vulture 2 spaceplane: Intimate snaps

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Good British Engineering

Wellington style! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geodetic_airframe

ATOM SMASHER ON A CHIP technology demonstrated

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x-ray generator on a roll

http://www.technologyreview.com/view/411085/x-rays-made-with-scotch-tape/

Watch BLUBBERING BILLION-DOLLAR BALLMER: Microsoft goodbye love-gush leaks

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I'm a little verklempt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDXEgBh0TF0

Google tentacle slips over YouTube comments: Now YOUR MUM is at the top

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Google +

I was curious about what Youtube was going to do to get people to sign up on Google+, so I signed in to Youtube. It was pretty aggressive with popups to try to get you to create an account. If I remember correctly, it threw 2 different popups, and I don't think you could close them normally. Signing into gmail did similar, but not quite as aggressively. After you get past them, it appears to leave you alone for a while. I normally use Youtube not logged in, as well as most google services.

LinkedIn fires back against 'hack-and-spam' US class-action sue bomb

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Re: Sharing contact lists in this mannor should be against DPA laws

Wouldn't this be somewhat like Yahoo mail and Outlook mail wanting to consolidate you inbox on the site with your other email accounts? Could even be part of setting up an Android device email. Who's to say the account credentials are only stored on the device and not uploaded to Google?

Tracking the history of magnetic tape: A game of noughts and crosses

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Qualstar

Looking forward to shoving the qualstar tls tape library off the room of the hospital. 6 AIT drives, and stored 360 tapes. When a drive would fail, it would eat the tape. Had a nightmare migrating all the data off it to disk. We mounted a webcam in the case to watch the robotics and drives, so we could see if something failed/got stuck.

Live now: LOHAN igniter test flight

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That was cool!

Had fun wasting 45 minutes of unproductivity at work. Congratulations on the impressive altitude achieved. Hope the ignition test went well.

Microsoft's $7.1bn Nokia gobble: Why you should expect the unexpected

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I have a cunning plan.

http://p.hagelb.org/plan.jpg

Microsoft gives away more data with SkyDrive upgrade

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Re: May as well offer us 1TB free

Skydrive, and the other storage sites are blocked at work, so they are useless to me. That being said, I have 25GB of Skydrive space I got through a promo a couple of years ago that I don't use.

Netflix dares UK freetards: Watch new Breaking Bad NOW or torrent it?

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US

Over here in the US, it looks like piracy is still the way to go. The new shows aren't on Netflix.

The terrifying tech behind this summer's zombie assault

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Local Cinema

Our local 2nd run cinema has options for 2d and 3d. Seeing how most people prefer 2d, most of their showing are in 2d.

The explanation by Rajat Roy explained it well, but he seems to think we are philistines because we expect 3d, and not their artistic interpretation. I do hope this is a fad and it goes away.

Mystery object falls from sky, area sealed off by military: 'Weather balloon', say officials

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The Space Children..

I just happened to watch this episode last night.

http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/The_Space_Children

So, who here LURVES Windows Phone? Put your hands up, Brits

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I don't own the phone I use. It's a work provided Blackberry. I don't think it has had an update in over 2 years. Works well enough for me though. Wife has a prepaid Sanyo Mirro flip phone. Even though it does web and other stuff, she only uses it as a phone.

Wii U sales plunge: Nintendo hopes Mario and Zelda will shift some kit

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htpc

I have an HTPC I paid half the price of a WiiU for. It has steam on it, in addition to media center and XBMC. With steam, I have tons of great games I can play, What does the WiiU have , maybe 30 games?

Google menaces Apple's 3-year-old toddler with its cheap stream tech

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Ads

Seems to me it is one more way for Google to acquire more user information for advertising, NSA perusal, etc. At least with an HTPC, I am not going through their servers, at least not logged in. I enjoy my ad-free viewing.

Kids LIE about age on Facebook, gasps Brit ad watchdog

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Re: IAVO

Now I wanna sniff some glue

Now I wanna have somethin' to do

All the kids wanna sniff some glue

All the kids want Santa Day

Germans brew up a right Sh*tstorm

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Joke

Re: Does anyone know....

That's appropriated from the original Mongolian.

Prince of Persia: Baggy trousers and curvy swords

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Oh what fun we had

But at the time it seemed so bad

Trying different ways

To make a difference to the days.

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